What was your shortest time spent in a job?

Not at all, but I was let go as opposed to quitting. Went in, did training. Then you're meant to do a few hours on the phone, to learn the ropes while they listen. They kept stressing "IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DON'T GET DONATIONS TODAY. This is about making sure you can work with the script, you say all the legal disclaimers, and you practice getting rapport with the person being called." I was given a script regarding a crisis in Africa, where 6k children didn't have shelter or access to clean water. You HAVE to read off the script. Did my first hour or so, no donations. I was pulled aside and told "you're making the call too depressing." I was like, wtf, YOU wrote the script, I'm reading it. "Yeah but you need to make them feel good about donating, not bad about the situation." ????? How the fuck am I meant to make a call where I explicitly say kids are sleeping on the street not sound bad?! But whatever, I went back to it and did my best. Got zero donations that day, was told that it was totally fine, that's how it goes on day 1. Left, and was called an hour later and told not to come back. When I asked why, they said "well, you didn't get any donations" Dickheads. The company got investigated for fraud a year later or so.