What is The Dude doing here? It looks like he is painting a little figure of some sort.
Posted by Conserve-and-Control@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 227 comments
Mrs_Howlett@reddit
shut the fuck up Donny!
Roughjohn@reddit
Hahahaha!
diggertim68@reddit
Clear nail polish or liquid bandage, both help with blisters
Curp99@reddit
Idk what’s happening but I like Eagles music
Dillonsbizarrefate@reddit
It’s like a liquid band-aid you use when you roll
itsgucci060@reddit
I always thought he was doing his nails lol
TristramScrimshandy@reddit
Hell, I could get you a finger by 3:00 this afternoon with liquid bandaid.
nastygansett@reddit
Or a toe by 2:00, easy
AnotherPerson13@reddit
With polish
Freddy-Bones@reddit
You dont even want to know
josh_dammit@reddit
I was thought he was painting his fingernails
spoons_43@reddit
Blow on them..
spacebrew@reddit
You want me to....
Mismelis5280@reddit
Uli doesn’t care about anything - he’s a Nihilist
No_Outcome_7470@reddit
Then there's nothing to be afraid of
wetclogs@reddit
That must be exhausting.
spoons_43@reddit
You’re not blowing….
wetclogs@reddit
Our guest has to be getting along Mrs. Lebowski.
spoons_43@reddit
Oh! You’re bunny?
wetclogs@reddit
I’ll suck your cock for $1000. Brandt can’t watch though, or he has to pay a hundred.
icybowler3442@reddit
That’s marvelous.
wetclogs@reddit
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.
VocalAnus91@reddit
Brent can't watch
BigConstruction4247@reddit
Excuse me?
proteusON@reddit
New shit has come to light.
BlueMeanie03@reddit
Well, that’s what you pay me for.
proteusON@reddit
That and a pair of testicles.
impaulpaulallen@reddit
New shit came to light in the comment above
proteusON@reddit
New shit indeed.
VermontDonut@reddit
Over the line!
proteusON@reddit
Condolences
SuperTopperHarley@reddit
Same
CurnanBarbarian@reddit
Yea I thought he was painting his nails with liquid paper haha
Tiny_Palpitation_798@reddit
That’s exactly what I thought!
Androcles_the_weiner@reddit
As a bowler, yes, that's correct.
marxnlenneon@reddit
Unless you’re shomer Shabbos
detroitgnome@reddit
Could you use liquid bandage on all your fingertips to avoid leaving your fingerprints while robbing a bank or the Poor Box at church?
Asking for a friend.
tcourts45@reddit
Idk but give it a go and report back
RocketsandBeer@reddit
r/localpolice
bennj09uva@reddit
thts fuckin interesting, thats fuckin interesting
xxFrenchToastxx@reddit
Far fucking out, Man!
sclevel389@reddit
You're out of your element, Donny!
Dealhunter73@reddit
Dude. Your phone is ringing.
martillo-viejo@reddit
Dave’s not here man
Riverrat21@reddit
Thank you, Donny.
xMilk112x@reddit
SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS!!
Bumbahkah@reddit
I am the walrus
DAMON5280@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donnie
BuriedByAnts@reddit
NEAR the In-n-Out burger
Visit_Beloozero@reddit
It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Chemical-General5835@reddit
I am the walrus.
niz_loc@reddit
My favorite quote by far
With the Mr Bubble bottle behind him
GetBAK1@reddit
Do you have to use so many cuss words?
Fabulous-Battle-9503@reddit
Wtf are you talking about man
patronizingperv@reddit
New shit has come to light.
bighorrible@reddit
burns like hell
Dillonsbizarrefate@reddit
Burns like a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie
PhoenixWK2@reddit
….dude
Difficult_Coyote6835@reddit
This creep can roll
Visit_Beloozero@reddit
Until it goes ‘click’
OldInterview6006@reddit
I always thought he was painting his nails.
oneStoneKiller@reddit
Well that’s just like your opinion, man.
bricort1@reddit
My uncle used this stuff. I think it was called Nu-Skin
nitelotion@reddit
Nu-skin
VEXtheMEX@reddit
Obviously, you aren't a golfer.
fentonsranchhand@reddit
It probably smells nice too.
BowiesDaddy@reddit
Nu-skin
BrilliantWeb@reddit
The Dude does everything but actually roll in this movie
Fen1972@reddit
This guy rolls.
WhatDoesItAllMeanB@reddit
God that shit burns like the devils piss
Stan_Archton@reddit
Yeah, if you put it on after you've peeled off skin, Dude.
You-Only-YOLO_Once@reddit
Far out man, far out!
silvio_burlesqueconi@reddit
Walter got him a toe by that afternoon, but it was without nail polish.
joesnuffy6969@reddit
I always thought that’s what he was doing
Alarming_Act_3123@reddit
Forget about the fucking toe!!!
CumSlut1972@reddit
He's abiding.
Fyed-Vader@reddit
Who’s in charge of scheduling?
Topher34AV@reddit
Burkhalter.
Conserve-and-Control@reddit (OP)
I told that kraut a thousand times I don’t roll on Shabbas.
JanitorofMonteCristo@reddit
The schedule’s already been posted
Superbroccomole@reddit
Painting his nails dude.
Initial-Use-5894@reddit
Shame Stevie ray vaughan never heard of this stuff. Would’ve been better than super glue
say_the_words@reddit
Know the secret to Stevie’s toan?
Its not a part 50’s part 60’s Sunburst Strat. It’s not 14 gauge strings. Not a Dumble. Not a Tube Screamer.
It’s mountains and mountains of cocaine. If that amount of coke doesn’t kill ya, every note you play will blaze hotter than the Texas sun in August.
Initial-Use-5894@reddit
Only if you combine it with bottom shelf whiskey.
ZestycloseJaguar742@reddit
He’s abiding
the_kid1234@reddit
Wild that you see Dude applying this but never see him roll once.
rezelscheft@reddit
What are you talking about? He rolls right under the pinhead dancers in Gutterballs.
SlightlyOffended1984@reddit
"I mean, you say Warhammer 40k is dumb but that's just your opinion, man"
TheOriginalGreyDeath@reddit
A fully painted army really ties a room together.
didy115@reddit
Obviously you’re not a golfer!
Agreeable-Peace6482@reddit
I always thought he was painting his nails with white-out 🤦🏻♀️ seemed like something he might do.
CommonGood90398@reddit
Liquid band-aid can’t used on Shabbos
Ctnisbett@reddit
Donny is having a heart attack though
game_asylum@reddit
Liquid Skin. You can get it in the alley vending machine next to the rosin bags
roadhouse888@reddit
Right next to the novelty condoms, those are fun even when your by yourself .- Roy Munson
game_asylum@reddit
Thanks but I'd sooner get Munsoned out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my family
be_more_gooder@reddit
"Munsoned"? What the hell is that?
lunchpadmcfat@reddit
“What’re you doin over there, Munson?”
“Flossin’.”
“Flossin?! Where did I get ‘Munson’ from?”
game_asylum@reddit
😜✌️
be_more_gooder@reddit
Still_Function@reddit
Referring to another awesome bowling movie - Do your homework Larry!
FriendlyEvilTomato@reddit
It’s happened - an organic Lebowski / Kingpin crossover. This is the meta equivalent of crossing the streams.
Visit_Beloozero@reddit
Egon, you said crossing the streams was bad…
HikeRobCT@reddit
Is that what those were? I thought it was the worst fuckin bubblegum ever.
DylanToback8@reddit
You’re
be_more_gooder@reddit
Shut up doofus, we're having fun here.
VladimirPoitin@reddit
I said near the novelty condoms.
Runamucker07@reddit
You don't have a novelty machine in the men's room? And you call this a bowling alley.
uhhhhhhhhhhhyeah@reddit
"We don't have a novelty condom dispenser in the bathroom." "And you call this a bowling alley?"
Repulsive-Company-53@reddit
We don't have a cow, we have a bull
swizmeeks@reddit
"I'm gonna go brush my teeth now"
toooldforthisshittt@reddit
He's very fragile.
Voluntary_Perry@reddit
You mean beyond pacifism?
Still_Function@reddit
Who's got your undies, Walter?
LocalsOnly84@reddit
I did not know that.
damnatio_memoriae@reddit
the rosin bags are on camrose.
palavrao@reddit
I’d rather not talk about my rosin bag.
Beenerpro@reddit
I said NEAR THE ROSEN BAGS!
SpotPoker52@reddit
Applying New-Skin to that nasty bleeding blister that was ripped open by the ball. Used to go through a bottle per week back in the day.
Milhouse22@reddit
Johnson?
ZonaPunk@reddit
Painting his finger nails to strengthen them
Harrietmos@reddit
He’s using clear nail polish on his bowling hand (which we never actually witness him doing). Gotta protect that hand!
clang1970@reddit
Fixing the cable?
cuddly_carcass@reddit
You’re obviously not a golfer
david8601@reddit
Whose in pajamas, Walter?
sirius4778@reddit
You're out of your element
zarifex@reddit
I had thought he was just trying to use nail polish. Since earlier Walter said the toe was not Bunny's and that he himself could get a toe "WITH nail polish"
HoselRockit@reddit
Back in the day (remember this is the 90s), if you got a blister, you applied "cut patch". It included a very thin, mesh patch which you glued to your finger with a liquid glue that was applied in a similar manner as nail polish.
Once it dried you could bowl without aggravating the injured area. After the round you gently pulled off the patch.
BallsDeepinYourMammi@reddit
I guess I’m a monster, I just superglue the pieces of myself back together
PENT2P@reddit
This is the way- That stuff is basically CA glue in a nail polish bottle.
Robotonist@reddit
Honestly this sounds like it would be great for a bunch of stuff
Wendellwasgod@reddit
It’s basically “dermabond”, which we use in the medical field to close small lacerations
nocnemarki@reddit
if it didn't give you cancer
settlementfires@reddit
Sold!
TiminatorFL@reddit
Comes right off with a splash of nail polish remover. Used it for years of league play.
ManlyVanLee@reddit
"After the round you gently pulled off the patch"
Nah you gotta band-aid that bitch and just rip it off. No reason to drag out the agony
robokitty90@reddit
It's called new skin!
BongDong69420@reddit
Obviously you’re not a golfer-
Anita_Poopknife@reddit
🤣
DwiiiiiiideSchruuude@reddit
What are you blathering about?
slamdanceswithwolves@reddit
Fucking amateurs.
VladimirPoitin@reddit
Flunking social studies.
Tripno-Toad@reddit
Least I’m housebroken!
TheOneTrueKP@reddit
Liquid bandaid on a callus
jtothes4@reddit
Shut the duck up, Donny!
DudeB5353@reddit
This is not a worthy adversary
Revolutionary-Swan77@reddit
It’s white-out for the score card.
loonybs@reddit
"You want a toe? I can get you a toe."
burlco@reddit
OP is out of his element.
JBM6482@reddit
It’s a product bowlers use to cover blisters caused from bowling. It’s like a rubber protective coating applied and dries pretty fast.
MitchCumsteane@reddit
The man in the black pajamas, dude. Worthy fucking adversary.
BLAQUS2@reddit
Who’s in pajamas?
NauticalMastodon@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
michaltee@reddit
Buncha fig eaters.
vhmike@reddit
Tryin to find reverse onna Soviet tank
be_more_gooder@reddit
This is not a worthy adversary.
Her_name--is_Mallory@reddit
That’s. Fuckin. Combat.
bilolarbear1221@reddit
You’re obviously not a golfer
daneilthemule@reddit
Obviously you are not a golfer. He is putting polish on his bowling thumb.
SmokedHamm@reddit
Nail polish to protect his nails while bowling…
mayhem6@reddit
He's painting the toe nail.
Funrunfun22@reddit
Walter is about to bring a world of hurt.
Loon_Cheese@reddit
I He is painting his nails
Bulky_Ninja33@reddit
OVER THE LINE!!!!
Rexafella_1120@reddit
You’re obviously not a bowler!
Imfrom_m-83@reddit
I thought he was putting some kind of glazing on his nails, so the ball rolls off smoothly and it’s uniform.
thickener@reddit
I have used a product like that for my cracks in my skin, it looks like nail polish from a distance.
Average_Lebowski@reddit
He’s a good man…and thorough
deucedwild@reddit
I have no frame of reference in that
DiuhBEETuss@reddit
I always thought he was painting an actual toe that Walter had got him.
_ferrofluid_@reddit
He’s practicing putting nail polish on a loose toe.
mandiblesofdoom@reddit
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
abstutz@reddit
Rolling a J?
astralz@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donnie
BrokenArmsFrigidMom@reddit
Liquid band-aid. Great for hang nails and cleft assholes
toooldforthisshittt@reddit
I don't know why that made me laugh so hard.
AdVictoremSpolias@reddit
Who is this guy?
maybe_im_amazed79@reddit
Same 🤷♂️😂
HeightExtra320@reddit
There’s no time to explain dude , pass me the ringer
Straight-Event-4348@reddit
Obviously, you're not a golfer.
Character_Cupcake856@reddit
Painting his nails
brAVoW@reddit
What day is it?
DzNodes@reddit
Its a fingernail polish that tastes bad to keep him from biting his nails.
mynhamesjeff@reddit
The nail polish!
SimonTCC@reddit
Painting on some NewSkin because he busted a blister bowling so hard this round robin
super-wookie@reddit
But does he even know how to bowl? Never seen him throw any rocks
billyjoelsangst@reddit
They did enter the next round robin
81jmfk@reddit
He’s not as good as Donny. Donny was a good bowler. And a good man
Squantchman@reddit
At least he wasn't shot, there were no guns dude
moviequotebotperson@reddit
And we do enter the next round robin
BourbonBelichick@reddit
Am I wrong?
rojasdracul@reddit
No, Walter, you're not wrong you're just an asshole
JimyFatBoy@reddit
Well, OK then
ManBearWarPig@reddit
He’s putting acrylic on his fingers. Bowling is hell on the ol’ digits.
troubleschute@reddit
He's re-applying the polish to the toe.
PlayBoiPrada@reddit
A worthy fuckin’ adversary
Substantial_Half9107@reddit
You’re not 🎶blowinggg🎶
Jimbohlia@reddit
NU-skin - bowlers swear by it, man.
bobthenob1989@reddit
A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank.
atxbikenbus@reddit
Painting a toe he found.
TonyShalhoubricant@reddit
Yeah. It's NuSkin.
Substantial_Diver_34@reddit
Glitch in the matrix… I’m scrolling the Reddit and this appears right as the scene plays on my TV.
BlankSlate400@reddit
He’s not blowing.
Grand_Negus@reddit
That had not occurred to us dude
thesithcultist@reddit
Warhammer is to try hard for the Dude anyways. Walter tho eyeball to eyeballs with a Catachan Devil. Donny is eldar tho
Catvros@reddit
His art is very phalangeal.
_ferrofluid_@reddit
Phalange.
LegitimatePrize249@reddit
What the fuck are you talking about?
LegitimatePrize249@reddit
Bunch of amateurs.
Snatchl@reddit
Have it your way dude.
Spodson@reddit
I always thought he was putting enamel on his hails. I figured with all that bowling he'd need to keep his nails from splitting. Plus, he could huff the fumes.
stos313@reddit
Lol that’s what I thought too
Sazzzyyy@reddit
I thought he was painting his nails cause he got inspired by Jesus’s coke finger. He kinda waved that thing in their faces for a minute.
ManlyVanLee@reddit
As you've seen from these comments there are a hundred names for it. I always referred to it as "skin patch"
Basically if you cut your thumb or hand or a blister develops you put a little piece of fabric over the cut/blister then apply skin patch. It's basically like super glue and gives you a protective barrier over the wound so you can keep bowling
It smells horrible too
jayhof52@reddit
Stings like a motherfucker, too.
Outrageous-Echo-2199@reddit
Why is Walter’s body hairless???? The Dude paints his nails. Donny is so confused and defeated.
HCPage@reddit
Walter began shaving his body in nam. The jungle is humid as fuck so body hair just makes it worse.
lumpthar@reddit
I always figured he was painting his nails with a clear enamel for [reasons]. I assumed it was a 90s stoner joke I didn't get.
zuck_my_butt@reddit
Were you not listening to The Dude's story?
jpop237@reddit
I assumed he was putting green nail polish on the toe.
creamcitybrix@reddit
Maybe it’s an Eastern thing…
grimatongueworm@reddit
He got a blister trying to find reverse in a Russian tank. OVER THE LINE!!!
BAL1175@reddit
Always thought he was putting clear polish on his nails
dazrage@reddit
pointing w a cig in hand is so cool, im sorry....
EmpanadaYGaseosa@reddit
Well, Dude, we just don’t know.
Ok_Welcome_376@reddit
I thought he was painting the toe?
girlabides@reddit
I always thought he was painting his nails with wite out