Did everyone have one Friend when they were little who would have a poo outside rather than go home?

We had a phantom shitter in primary school. Rogue turds were turning up all over. Strangely, this included in the cloak rooms which were directly next to the toilets. We had to have an assembly where we got told that they weren't mad, they were just worried said person had a health problem and kept shitting themselves. It was hilarious.