ULPT Request: what’s a good passive agressive “fuck you” Christmas present

Crack Pipe Kit w/bonus Homeless Survival Guide I’d get him a Pocket Organizer this [Maxpedition is on sale for $13](https://www.maxpedition.com/products/entity-hook-loop-low-profile-panel) then I’d put a small paperback in the main compartment: [Homeless Survival Guide](https://www.amazon.com/HOMELESS-SURVIVAL-GUIDE-DYLON-LAWRENCE/dp/1794732519/ref=mp_s_a_1_17?crid=SD79SYPUFU1Z&keywords=how+to+be+homeless+book&qid=1699190182&sprefix=how+to+be+homeless+book%2Caps%2C143&sr=8-17) would be my pick. I’d get some clean needles, a lovely metal spoon and bend the handle so he can “cook” stuff, a couple of alcohol wipes - and if you get them soon you can put some pin pricks in them so their dry by the time he needs them, maybe a small glass pipe for whatever. I would also take a small cardboard box from anything and put a [DIY Crack Pipe Kit](https://www.amazon.com/s?k=crack+pipe&crid=13W5CMB17BVA9&sprefix=crack+pipe%2Caps%2C142&ref=nb_sb_noss_2) in it, nothing fancy none of that expensive “colored glass” just cheap as I could put it together without wasting my time looking everywhere. Done forget a couple of blades out of a box cutter, rust is ok, put some masking tape on them, and an old gift card for forming lines. I might also get one of those metal straws to put in the pouch with it, cut the bent area off and throw it away and then cut the remaining piece in half so your giving him that extra item. Don’t forget a small metal bottle cap and a bic lighter. A few people have said Narcan, I wouldn’t because it would be the most expensive thing in there and he might think you give a shit about him.