ULPT Request: If I don't get a doctor note I'm fired.

Posted by corduroycats@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 379 comments

ULPT Request: I need a doctors note or I'm fired

I've been working at this company for 5 years without a break. I got stomach flu, and I didn't go to a doctor because I have no health insurance. I just drank fluids and blah blah. Point is, I decided to draw out how sick I was for two extra days so I could get some things done. Because I've never taken off in my life, I didnt know that after missing 3 days you need a doctors note to return. Ive missed almost a week now and never went to a doctor, and I was just informed about needing a note. What can I do to get a note? Would a doctor even write on the note that I needed that whole week off?