Does anyone else remember the baby jokes?

Trigger warning: super offensive joke. A disfigured guy visited a brothel for the first time. He told the madam that he knew he was ugly but he’d pay twice and treat the girl well. He was told all the girls were busy, but he could wait on the couch until one was available. So he sat. In front of him on the coffee table was a bowl of cherry tomatoes. He started eating them when a red head walked in, looked at him, and screamed and ran away. A couple minutes later, a brunette walked in while he grabbing another tomato. She just stared, and then covered her mouth like she was going to be sick and quickly left the room. He was starting to get angry. A blonde walked into the room just as he popped another tomato into his mouth. She immediately vomited and left. The John got really mad and stood up. He saw the madam and he said angrily, “Look. I know I’m hard to look at but I told you that I’d pay double and I’d treat the girl well. But I’ve been sitting here for a while now, and all I’ve received is disrespect and some goddamn tomatoes!” The madam said, “Sir, it’s not how you look. Those aren’t cherry tomatoes. They’re this week’s abortions.”