Anon recounts his not so proudest fap

You think some random kid would just be riding around town with the fucking family camcorder on standby in case he saw the town rapist up to no good again?

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No but he wouldn't say something like "before cell phones so no video" unless he was brain damaged. Only zoomers think that way. Also *why not* go get the family camcorder and catch the guy in action if he was so angry about the situation? At the least tell the cops. ![gif](giphy|ZWyjyUm0P2BXQtxd1z)

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Reality_Economy@reddit

Damn bro

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PeninsularPlaymaker@reddit

Forrest Gump director‘s cut.

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Sam-The-Sandwich-Man@reddit

Reading this in Forrest Gump’s voice makes it so much funnier

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Setari@reddit

Fuck me I'm going straight to jail for laughing at this, god damn it reddit

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Ok_Yesterday1188@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/qkgflookpqwb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdd26b51cc03c16e2f57aa9f867d948760c20a61

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imares@reddit

what movie is this from

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Ryder7689@reddit

At Eternity's Gate

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abundanceofb@reddit

This is anons wank fantasy

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itsthechizyeah@reddit

It's a lot of oeoples don't even attempt to front.

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neukonst@reddit

sadly things like this happen. had a classmate at uni who wanked to rape videos. that stupid ginger manlet fucker would 100% beat his meat to some drunkard raping his daughter. he probably actively moved to such a neighborhood to witness it

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singlemomloverr@reddit (OP)

Wait, you knew what he wanked to? On an unrelated note, do you know a sauce? I might have to do some research if you know my drift, Please friend.

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neukonst@reddit

hard to not know when your dorm has walls made of fucking cardboard or you involuntarily walk in on him jerking it to the rape scene from irreversible

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singlemomloverr@reddit (OP)

Meh, i thought you knew some good stuff, not from a movie. Any anon know where to find rape porn?

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KingWithAKnife@reddit

"Edit: guys i'm being sacarstic. [sic]" >hurr durr I'm evil and severely regarded >"go to hell, psycho" >Ha ha! I have bested ye, for I was only pretending to be evil and regarded!

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singlemomloverr@reddit (OP)

Kek

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KingWithAKnife@reddit

Based

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F0M@reddit

get off 4chan dawg shit's warping your young mind

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neukonst@reddit

fatherless behavior

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singlemomloverr@reddit (OP)

Well, my dad was abusive and i try to distance myself as much as possible. Sigh, it's a terrible life anon.

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SeanCityNavy_Gaming@reddit

Please seek alternative medical attention OP

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singlemomloverr@reddit (OP)

It's sarcasm

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franglaisflow@reddit

Anon was the girl

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SeanCityNavy_Gaming@reddit

Anon needs to go seek alternative forms of medical treatment (Gun to skull)

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DrGothCobra@reddit

Why a lobotomy when an orchiotomy would clearly suffice?

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DyingInYourArms@reddit

Orchiectomy / orchidectomy *

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AdventurousShower223@reddit

Got to remove the penis as well otherwise what’s the point.

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Mad_King@reddit

One way ticket 🎟️

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VanDerKleef@reddit

And what Anon meant is that he made this up at moms basement between league matches

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ALLyBase@reddit

I hate when that happens.

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Dynwynn@reddit

One must imagine a fap they are proud of

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Mountain_Bridge_5306@reddit

This is my 13th reason

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FireMaker125@reddit

Anon should commit himself to the rope.

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tonker45@reddit

Zzz%%

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wwend@reddit

Everything checks the larp boxes, next greentext in line pls

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Status_Highlight1085@reddit

hot

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Jejmaze@reddit

Anon had an out of body experience and thought he was a girl

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Horus737@reddit

Reminds me of watchmen

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urmomsloosevag@reddit

Not a single cellphone from back then but he is tech savvy to tell to a group of teenagers online about a wank story that is the premise of 99% of the porn out there

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