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We need a Gen X and Millenial candidate team to run next year. It’s time or everyone is Fuk.

Posted by monkman99@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 24 comments

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cturtl808@reddit

You might wanna take a look at the ages of the fucksticks. A great number of them are Gen X. We are definitely not sending our best.
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HHSquad@reddit

That's the case for Silent, Boomers and GenX...........none represent their generations as a whole.
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HHSquad@reddit

Joe Biden for another 4 years for experience and steady hand.......THEN we elect someone under 70 years old.
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thing____@reddit

everyone is Fuk in the United States of Fuk any blue ticket will win tho
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Literary_Bushido@reddit

**Gen X Candidates:** President or Vice President: Douglas Coupland; Donna Tartt; Chuck Palahniuk; and if she was still alive, Elizabeth Wurtzel Gen X Cabinet Members: * Dept of Awesomeness: Dave Grohl * Department of Justice: Judd Nelson (but before his campaign he has to reprise his John Bender role and remain in character until the end of his term) * Department of health: Emilio Estevez as Andrew Clark * Department of Education: Anthony Michael Hall as Brian Johnson * Department of finance: Molly Ringwald as Claire Standish * Department of I don't give a fuck: Ally Sheedy as Allison Reynolds * Department of Intelligence (real intelligence, not espionage): Jonathan Safran Foer * Department of fuck around and find out: Maynard James Keenan I'll let Millenials do choose their own representatives.
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Impossible-Will-8414@reddit

Fuck. We have a pure Gen X speaker of the House right now, born in 1972. He is absolute garbage to the Nth degree. Gen X politicians are not the answer, man. A lot of "us" are fucking wildly awful in the political arena.
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217flavius@reddit

Don't forget Paul Ryan.
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Familiar_Palpitation@reddit

Rage Against himself.
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monkman99@reddit (OP)

Yeah I’m not talking about religious freak assholes. I’m talking centerist types who actually have younger generations best interest in mind and who are willing to take on big corporations and make them pay for damage and tax the fuck out of them to reduce debt and increase social services for the slave army they have created. Think 44 year old Bernie.
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Impossible-Will-8414@reddit

LOL. You can't even name one decent Gen Xer. You have to invoke Silent Gen Bernie.
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monkman99@reddit (OP)

And as far as naming someone… that’s an opportunity. Someone with credentials in a Ross Perot here are the facts way can be built up. Someone genuine who isn’t in bed with Blackrock. We know the power of social media so I would think momentum matters. Or ya just pick Biden or trump to run up the deficit like they do because our kids will cover it. Social media and what do we have to lose mentality.
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monkman99@reddit (OP)

I’m not an American. But ya yer right. No Gen X rs are capable. Let go with Trump or Biden because they are at the top of their game.
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Aircooled2088@reddit

Gov. Of Pennsylvania looks pretty promising
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Send_noose_not_nudes@reddit

Ive thought for awhile id like to run an internet campain, id get unalived though
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viewering@reddit

oh gawd this ageist shit.
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monkman99@reddit (OP)

Ageist? Fuck ya. Let’s go. Term limits. Age limits. Not sure if you believe in cognitive decline but it’s real and so are the amount of fucks left to give post 65. If that’s the retirement age then they should retire and go count their Money In peace.
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ToddBradley@reddit

If it's cognitive decline you're worried about, cut to the chase and require intelligence tests to get on the ticket.
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one_bean_hahahaha@reddit

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Ron DeSantis are GenXers.
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Jwheat71@reddit

There are some good GenX reps in the house. Katie Porter Ted Lieu Cori Bush Robert Garcia Not sure about millennials but I think Maxwell Frost and Jasmine Crockett would be in that age group.
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seattle_exile@reddit

We’ve made Minority Leader and 2 Speakers of the House this session alone. It’s finally happening. Recognize that not everyone in our cohort thinks alike, but at least they won’t think of the Internet as “a series of tubes.” I remember when I first started paying attention to politics watching them wheel 100 year old Strom Thurmond around the Senate floor, which they did right up until he kicked the bucket in 2003. He had the notoriety of being an old “Dixiecrat” that changed parties out of spite when Civil Rights was enacted, his oldest child from an affair on the sly from his black housekeeper. Dude was from a completely different time than the people he served. They’re either getting strongarmed out by internal factions like Pelosi or having to be carted out on a slab like Feinstein, but it’s finally becoming our turn. I just don’t know if we’ll be able to get there in time; medical technology is keeping them standing a lot longer these days.
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monkman99@reddit (OP)

Yes and that’s a perfect talking point for a campaign. That there should be term and age limits. Because ya there actually should. The old fucks have way too much power and do t want change. I’m worried about our kids. From everything I can tell there is no good news for the next 30 years and most people want change. I do t have answers but it’s time for the deck to be shuffled.
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Pooks23@reddit

Assface from Florida is GenX... somebody revoke his card, STAT!!
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pastelmonsters@reddit

The new speaker of the house is Gen X, so is Marjorie Taylor Green. I think Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert are Millenials.
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theCobraEvent@reddit

Bill & Ted
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