0 the Hero, 1st the Worst, 2nd the Best... what came after this for you?
Posted by HideTheGarlic@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 49 comments
This rhyme seemed a big thing at my primary school when we all arrived in for break time, with people deliberately not sitting down until they could be 2nd the best. What comes next in the rhyme for you and how far did it go?
Neodx2@reddit
4th the dwarf
Desperate_Style13@reddit
3rd the one with the hairy chest 4th the one with the golden gun 5th the one who got shot up the bum
Luna378coco@reddit
0 is the hero, first is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with a hairy chest. Four is the one with the polka dot dress, fifth is the one with the treasure chest,Sixth is the trick,
Seventh is the lift!
Important-Serve-9462@reddit
Third is the golden eagle
LedZep1066@reddit
Third is a nerd! Circa 1980's
TheGnarWall@reddit
with the hairy hairy turd!
Adventurous-Cap-4130@reddit
First worst second best third is the one with the treasure chest
Slight-Spirit-8360@reddit
All I know is 3 is the one with the hairy chest 4 is the one with the polkadot dress And that’s all I know 😭
Master_Mikob@reddit
Not from the UK, but in Australia in primary school we had
Zero the Hero
First the Worst
Second the Best
Third the Royal Princess
Fourth the Naked Dwarf
Fifth with the Hairy Chest
And if it went further than that I think we juts made it up
afaintreflection@reddit
I'm Australian too, but it was always "third is the golden princess," for me, but I grew up in the 90s/200s, so maybe it was different then. 🤣
unc0mfy_@reddit
for me it was 0 the hero, 1st the worst, 2nd the best, 3rd the golden princess. 4th the horse covered in sauce running around the obstacle course... yeah idk man
who_am_i_94@reddit
Yes!! This was exactly it for me
mel_dom312@reddit
Yes I grew up with this too!
Typical_Ad9002@reddit
We, In US. Said. “First the worst, second the same, last the best of all the game”. Maybe to help all the others in line feel better?
Aggressive-Basil-437@reddit
I always heard "third is the one with the treasure chest"
operativekiwi@reddit
Third the turd
Even_Beautiful_2041@reddit
3rd the golden princess 5th the myth
Sweaty-Tap8791@reddit
1st the worst, 2nd the best, 3rd the one with the hairy chest, 4th the wolf, 5th the witch, 6 the one that acts like a b****
Sensitive-Big2817@reddit
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Lukemanga_DnD@reddit
From what I recall of my time at school:
(0 the hero)
1st the worst,
2nd the best,
3rd the one with the hairy chest.
4th the golden eagle,
5th the butter cup,
6th the dinosaur.
7th the king,
8th the queen,
9th the big fat hairy thing.
It has been interesting to look at what other people grew up with! :D
JPSR98@reddit
3rd is the one with the hairy chest, 4ths the washing machine and 5ths the golden eagle
CreamCheeseEater29@reddit
3rd is the ohio rizzler from ohio
deleted_by_reddit@reddit
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Outrageous_Still4999@reddit
Nooooo
SkyRepresentative273@reddit
1st the worst, 2nd the best, 3rd the hairy princess, 4th the king, 5th the queen, 6th the ghost of halloween
Azmod1an@reddit
first the worst, second the best, 3rd the nerd with the hairy chest, fouth the golden eagle, fifth the stiff that's squarely dressed and sixth smells like a beagal.
/bored
NullyNomo@reddit
Minus the highness
Zero the hero
First the worst
Second the best
Third the one with the hairiest chest
Fourth the one with the comfiest bed
Fifth the one on the head
Sixth the one with the hairiest bum
Seventh the one with the smelliest bum
Eighth the one who sucks their thumb
Ninth the ghost, eating toast, halfway up the lamppost
Tenth the royal golden princess
Eleventh the one with the platinum gun
Twelfth the one with the golden gun
Thirteenth the one with the silver gun
Fourteenth the one with the bronze gun
Fifteenth the one with the golden eagle
Sixteenth the one who steals the gun
Seventeenth the one who went to heaven
Eighteenth the one with the treasure chest
Nineteenth the naked dwarf who ran up north and dipped his head in chocolate sauce
Twentieth the dirty donkey
Twenty first the early birth
Twenty second the one who’s just in time
Twenty third the queen
Twenty fourth the one stuck in a washing machine
Twenty fifth a myth
NullyNomo@reddit
Also negative the competitive coming fiest
NullyNomo@reddit
Minus the highness
Zero the hero
First the worst
Second the best
Third the one with the hairiest chest
Fourth the one with the comfiest bed
Fifth the one on the head
Sixth the one with the hairiest bum
Seventh the one with the smelliest bum
Eighth the one who sucks their thumb
Ninth the ghost, eating toast, halfway up the lamppost
Tenth the royal golden princess
Eleventh the one with the platinum gun
Twelfth the one with the golden gun
Thirteenth the one with the silver gun
Fourteenth the one with the bronze gun
Fifteenth the one with the golden eagle
Sixteenth the one who steals the gun
Seventeenth the one who went to heaven
Eighteenth the one with the treasure chest
Nineteenth the naked dwarf who ran up north and dipped his head in chocolate sauce
Twentieth the queen
Twenty first the one stuck in a washing machine
Twenty second the early birth
Twenty third the one who’s just in time
Twenty fourth the one who’s late
Twenty fifth a myth
NullyNomo@reddit
Minus the highness
Zero the hero
First the worst
Second the best
Third the one with the hairiest chest
Fourth the one with the comfiest bed
Fifth the one on the head
Sixth the one with the hairiest bum
Seventh the one with the smelliest bum
Eighth the one who sucks their thumb
Ninth the one stuck in a washing machine
Tenth the ghost, eating toast, halfway up the lamppost
Eleventh the one with the platinum gun
Twelfth the one with the golden gun
Thirteenth the one with the silver gun
Fourteenth the one with the bronze gun
Fifteenth the one with the golden eagle
Sixteenth the one who steals the gun
Seventeenth the one who went to heaven
Eighteenth the one with the treasure chest
Nineteenth the naked dwarf who ran up north and dipped his head in chocolate sauce
Twentieth the golden princess
Twenty first the early birth
Twenty second the one who’s just in time
Twenty third the one who’s late
Twenty fourth the one getting ready
Twenty fifth a myth
brorabailey@reddit
Third the one with the hairy chest and fourth the golden eagle.
nepeta19@reddit
I'd forgotten the golden eagle! I don't think there were any after that though.
Academic-Time-5590@reddit
I thought it was fourth the one with the golden gun
EllaVCK@reddit
just to say the golden eagle is 8TH
EllaVCK@reddit
it actually 9th
EllaVCK@reddit
Yea it is
candles_reals@reddit
Same
EllaVCK@reddit
it golden gun!!
EllaVCK@reddit
0 the hero
1st the worst
2nd the best
3rd the one with the very hairy chest
4th the one with the golden gun
5th the one with the funky/monkey bomb
6th the king
7th the queen
8th the one stuck in the washing machine
9th the one with the golden eagle
10th the ghost climbing the lampo
EllaVCK@reddit
Im not sure about 5th and 10th
jasthespazz07@reddit
fourth the dwarf and fifth the myth
Coolreddit1248@reddit
Robbbg@reddit
3rd the golden princess, 4th the dwarf who ran up north and dipped his head in chocolate sauce
candles_reals@reddit
First the worst, second the best, third the one with the hairy chest, fourth the one with the golden gun, fifth the one with the Chinese bum. Andi don't think it goes further
ConnectionFun4842@reddit
third is the one with the treasure chest 4th is the one with the hairy chest 5th is the on with the polka dot dress 6 is the one that plays some chess seventh is the one that loves recess that is all i can think of
Spirytx@reddit
third the one with the hairy chest (some girls wanted it to be golden dress for girls and hairy chest for boys and most people went with that) then 4th the one with the golden gun
Fortnitekid58484983@reddit
Third the one with the hairy chest 4th the king 5th the queen 6th the one with the washing machine
Emotional-Morning-90@reddit
3rd is the one with the hairiest chest, 4th is the one with the ballerina dress.
OMG_yafoundmeh@reddit
1st the worst 2nd the best 3rd is the one with the hairy chest 4th the one with the golden gun