Anon Discovers The True Battle To Control Humanity
Posted by gamiseki1977@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 10 comments

Posted by gamiseki1977@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 10 comments
Cynical_Lurker@reddit
Schizos are also proto-priests, jihad is the one force that can unseat the psychos.
GamerBuddha@reddit
Jihad has long been gamed by the psychos, all organized systems are.
Cynical_Lurker@reddit
break --- free
pyrohydrosmok@reddit
I hate that this makes absolute sense. Let's just say for the sake of argument psychopaths aren't aware of this fact. It would be happening naturally anyways.
Fuck.......
arbiter12@reddit
We are....
You go to a good college, maybe even an excellent college.
You wow the HR personel who's there to filter out the plebs (it's not hard and they fail anyhow, but you make it through)
Then you meet with the head of Research/Investment/Production who's there to filter out the normies.
You wow HIM as well (Not very hard either. He's just a normie who stuck it out long enough to be promoted. He knows having you under him is basically a guarantee he'll be made obsolete within 3 years and you'll replace him. The man just wants a peaceful life and a continuous payment of his salary, even after under-achieving.)
So he refers you to his boss. That guy is too absent to give a fuck (not seen in office for the past 6 months) so he auto-refers you to his boss.
You get invited to the top floors of a tower somewhere in NYC, London, Paris or Hong-Kong.
LiteralEmperorPalpatine.jpg: "We've been following your interview process with great interest, but you must embrace a larger view of Management. How ruthless are you? Do you believe in fair-treatment?"
"I'd be willing to sell normies into slavery if it could increase the share price by .5%, Sir. As for fairness... I just care about my signing bonus and salary. For that price you get rid of my ethics."
"WELCOME ABOARD!"
Congratz, You're now american psycho.
Except you never get caught.
Good-Ad770@reddit
until one day when mario sends luigi to take care of some biz-nass right next to central park. sending a message worldwide
scienceworksbitches@reddit
let hope, cus the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.
ManadarTheHealer@reddit
Psychos are just schizos who decide to act upon the information observed, aligning it to their own self interest
Definitive__Plumage@reddit
I assume this was written by the man masturbating in a bathroom stall with no door at Penn station I saw last week.
qbisq@reddit
ahahahahahahaahahahahaha