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What are some typical granny behaviours you don't see any more?

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My granny would always pull a handkerchief from her sleeve to wipe our faces.

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Ommadawny@reddit

Going out and catching a bus to go shopping alone, like, all of them and feeling safe while doing so.
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Typical_Nebula3227@reddit

I already do this and I’m 37 😂
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Ommadawny@reddit

One Love!
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GaiusJuliusCaesar7@reddit

Mine does this still. She has a walking frame and a bus stop outside her flat - whilst she's not great at navigating generally and is a lot less confident these days as a widow, she has the timetable for that bus route memorised and takes it every week into town. Gets a coffee and a sandwich at the cafe (she's moved upmarket these days and gets a latte instead of tea strong enough to stand the spoon up in with four sugars), pokes around the shops, chews the ear off of just about any shop assistant in range, then potters back to the bus station to ride home. It's harder after her mates died. She used to meet three others, she's the last survivor of them. She used to meet her younger brother to do the big shop at Morrisons but he died a few years ago too. And now the town itself is dropping to bits. The buses are delayed and don't run as often. Lots of the smaller shops she visited closed down, as did some of the chains she liked. My mam takes her to Lidl every week. I take the train through and go for lunch with her when I'm off work, she's picked up a taste for Japanese, surprisingly. My cousin takes her out to the suburban retail parks when she wants some other stuff. End of an era, isn't it?
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Ommadawny@reddit

Dude, seriously, bless you and yours. And thank you vm for sharing. Some of us/them are made of sterner stuff.
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Flibertygibbert@reddit

I salute your Gran, mine always had her weekly trip into town on the bus.
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ctesibius@reddit

Shopping trolleys. I don’t know why, but I hardly see them these days.
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mmdanmm@reddit

Do you mean in rivers and canals? Most kids would rather have a pound coin.
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crucible@reddit

I think they meant the little 2-wheel ones you used to see grannies with in the 80s and 80s.
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slip-slop-slap@reddit

I see them everywhere where I am
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crucible@reddit

Yeah, see a few people still rocking them in my area.
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Flibertygibbert@reddit

Tartan bag/basket on wheels!
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Agniology@reddit

Drinking Camp Coffee... Dreadful coffee and chicory essence.
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SquidsAlien@reddit

She used to swear a lot, but she stopped doing it a few years ago when she died.
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Shadocvao@reddit

That'll usually do it
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3childrenandit@reddit

If you're lucky
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The_DeLuca_Boy@reddit

Dunno about granny’s…. But you never see an old man eating a Twix
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Walesish@reddit

Saving lard from meat roasting
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SpaTowner@reddit

Dripping, not lard. Lard is the fat from around the kidneys.
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nospareusername@reddit

I am taking the bait... " Don't you mean kidneys?"
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SpaTowner@reddit

THAT’S WHAT I SAID, DIDDLE I? (I had to look that up. In our house we sometimes just say kiddlies).
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nospareusername@reddit

😉
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Walesish@reddit

No Lard, my Nan used to cook offal, kidneys, liver etc
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SpaTowner@reddit

Did she seriously *roast* liver and kidneys though?
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Walesish@reddit

Yes tray roasting to make faggots.
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SpaTowner@reddit

Fair enough, though faggots is hardly what springs to mind when one hears ‘roasting meat’. And I have to say that I’m still sceptical. Kidneys aren’t a traditional faggot ingredient, and unless you are doing your own butchery, they don’t generally have the lard attached. Especially since I just realised I remembered wrong and the kidney fat isn’t lard at all, that’s suet. So why was your Nan putting lard in faggots?
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Flibertygibbert@reddit

Keeps them moist when cooking, I think. Lard was an ingredient in my handed down faggot recipe, which is over 60 years old. Pity I don't enjoy liver 😂
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SpaTowner@reddit

Did it flow out of them in sufficient quantities to collect and save as the other person suggested?
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tmstms@reddit

Slow-roasted liver can be nice!
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terryjuicelawson@reddit

I do this, or at least whatever fat rises to the surface. Both the gravy and when making stock from the bones. Makes excellent roasties.
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Unhappy_Archer9483@reddit

Blue rinse
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SooperFunk@reddit

And the Pink rinse for away games 😆
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3childrenandit@reddit

Purple rinse for internationals
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madame_ray_@reddit

I saw an old lady with one of these last Wednesday. First time I'd seen it in years.
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ctesibius@reddit

Yes: what was that all about?
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LittleSadRufus@reddit

White haired stained with nicotine was very yellow; the blue rinse intended to neutralise it. Rarely successful.
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Highlyironicacid31@reddit

Long skirts and big blouses. Seemed to be granny fashion even well into the 2000s. Old ladies are way more trendy now, far more wear trousers over skirts.
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Illustrious-Mind2338@reddit

Sweeping the the doorstep
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Icy_Gap_9067@reddit

Washing it too.
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BoomalakkaWee@reddit

And *polishing* it!
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Illustrious-Mind2338@reddit

Do Nans still make Apple Pies / Crumbles for Sunday tea…? Mine did every single week for years and years
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Flibertygibbert@reddit

Remembering my granny's Apple pie. She made wonderful pastry!
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terryjuicelawson@reddit

Having a glass of sherry at Christmas.
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spiderlegs61@reddit

Wearing pinnies.
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moon-bouquet@reddit

Don’t people wear pinnies anymore?
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Flibertygibbert@reddit

I do! Love my pinnies. I asked for some as a leaving gift when I took early retirement 😂
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GaiusJuliusCaesar7@reddit

My nana used to always wear a tabard, she worked as a cleaner... Then retired and just kept it on all the time. She always kept a packet of cigarettes in the front pocket, and would come to collect me from primary school with it on still and her coat over the top. She only ever took it off for things like family days out or occasions.
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Possible_Lion_876@reddit

My granny wore a pinnie and she would have a bag of crisps in the pocket while she was doing her housework. The trail of crisp crumbs would show her route around the house 😂
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Wormella@reddit

Not just pinnies but tabards and housecoats too
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Arbdew@reddit

I'd love a tabard for house work. Lots of pockets to put small stuff that needs to be moved from one room to another. They need to make a comeback
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MysteriousTelephone@reddit

Tins for everything. Tins for biscuits, tins for bread, tins for teabags, sewing kits, sweets, literally everything. I swear that women were all visited by a door-to-door tin salesman in the 1970s.
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AccidentalSirens@reddit

Your tin for sewing is a round Silver Jubilee Quality Street tin from 1977, while your tin for biscuits is a rectangular Victoria Assortment tin that the next door neighbour gave you for Christmas (or a Rover Assortment tin if the neighbours weren't so flush). They were made of strong stuff in those days and lasted forever. I tried to reuse a Christmas biscuit tin from last year and the bottom fell out.
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morecrimeplease@reddit

Having a tin for biscuits & sewing needles and thread is tradition, if you don’t you’re an imposter!
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SpaTowner@reddit

> Silver Jubilee Quality Street tin from 1977 My grandpa baked shortbread and kept it in one of these Quality Street tins. https://www.retrospectro.co.uk/product/quality-street-storage-tin/
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PeggyNoNotThatOne@reddit

OK, I am 68, I hold my hand up, I am a tins nan. However I was a tins teenager too. I do have my great-granny's button tin, my gran's sewing tin and mints tin and my mum's bits and bobs tins too and I hope the biggest battle over dividing possessions when I die will be the tins legacy. Tins are good for preventing moths getting into your darning wool, mice into your biscuits and so on. They're also little time capsules of ordinary culture.
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WINTERSONG1111@reddit

I think I am getting old because I find myself putting all my small bits and bobs in tins.
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AccidentalSirens@reddit

Knitting. Now yarn is pricey and knitting is an upmarket artisan craft, undertaken in order to create a special, unique garment. Back then, grannies knitted because it was cheaper than buying jumpers.
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PeggyNoNotThatOne@reddit

Look in charity shops for old jumpers and unravel them. The matriarchs in my family always recycled wool. It's a happy memory, sitting at their feet by the fire winding the crinkly wool into skeins, preparing them for the wash to get the crinkliness out, ready to knit into new garments.
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LittleSadRufus@reddit

Grannies still knit special cardigans etc for their new grandchildren. We got dozens of them.
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TheWelshMrsM@reddit

Sweets in the handbag - goodness knows how old! Choc ices in the freezer but would still give you money for the ice cream van! Also - sending us to pick up fags from the corner shop with a note.
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Knowlesdinho@reddit

In the 80s when you went to the hairdresser, there were at least 6 grannies with their heads in those old fashioned hair dryers. Occasionally the hairdresser would come, lift it, then say "just a few more minutes Ethel!" 10 minutes later, I'd leave and Ethel was still there. I'd walk past later and Ethel was still sat there, knitting, one stocking had now made its way to her ankle.
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CaptMelonfish@reddit

Christmas cake. My nan would make one for each family, considering she had 8 kids she had all this cake in her cupboard for months. Plus the decoys for grandad to steal.
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mmdanmm@reddit

I still make one every year, a cake with marzipan, royal icing, and covered in brandy for weeks....luvveellyyy.
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Heavy-Internal-8003@reddit

I'm American, but you've just reminded me of my grandma. I used to help her bake Christmas fruitcakes (usually on Thanksgiving weekend) for her seven children and their families.
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TooOldToCareIsTaken@reddit

Covering their hair in transparent plastic shields on a damp day.
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Flibertygibbert@reddit

They were called "rain bonnets" and every old lady had one, in a little plastic pouch, in their capacious handbag. Sold in every hair dressers to protect the fresh hairdo against bad weather. My grannies had a perm every 4/5? months and a regular "shampoo and set", my MiL had her hair set every week. Granny hair was always firmly in place and looked like a hat.
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cmzraxsn@reddit

I thought old people's hair naturally grew into curls until i was embarrassingly old. I thought my own grandma was just a weird exception, she always kept her straight hair even before that was fashionable. And tbf is probably just after the generation that permed their hair. Now of course it's rare to see that and you're more likely to see it dyed blonde. Makes it harder to find my natural blonde mum in a shop if we get split up.
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AnFaithne@reddit

smearing germoline on abrasions
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HawkyMacHawkFace@reddit

Farting. My great granny used to say “who let Polly out of prison?” when she let one rip
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EdgarAllanLovecraft@reddit

Not a personal experience. As a fan of Pro Wrestling and have a soft spot for World Of Sport, I miss the grannies that would attack wrestlers.
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ButterscotchSure6589@reddit

I came here to say grannies hitting the baddie wrestler over the head with umbrellas.
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AccidentalSirens@reddit

There was always one every week, bashing Les Kellett or Mick McManus with her brolly.
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DoudouBelge@reddit

Coconut ice, home made
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privateTortoise@reddit

Not being able to tell the difference between whisky or brandy. You'll have to be old to get this, well watching Thats Life in the 80s at least.
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Harrry-Otter@reddit

Buying obscure stuff in tins. Never seen anyone under 80 buying tinned Slid, and you don’t even see the over 80s buying it any more.
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Flibertygibbert@reddit

Granny food included tinned prunes, sago, tapioca, 'chopped ham and pork' (aka plastic meat), bottled Camp coffee essence, piccalilli, tinned vegetable salad, a bottle of sherry for emergencies.
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B0b_Howard@reddit

Camp coffee is bloody marvellous stuff!!!
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moon-bouquet@reddit

Best flavouring for coffee cake! Or milkshakes!
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Flibertygibbert@reddit

Not when mixed with sterilized milk and boiled - but that was over 60 years ago so things might have changed 😂
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SpaTowner@reddit

Piccalilli and Sherry I consume regularly. I’m not a granny, but an old enough to be.
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Flibertygibbert@reddit

I'm a granny, but I don't 😂
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SpaTowner@reddit

Tinned Slid? [makes scornful face] it’s fresh Slid or nothing my young fellow-me-lad.
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ComposerThen6483@reddit

Slid?
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SpaTowner@reddit

Slid. Naught but finest fresh Slid.
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ComposerThen6483@reddit

What is it?
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DavenportPointer@reddit

Sild are mini herring. I buy them, I’m not a Granny, they’re delicious.
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ComposerThen6483@reddit

Is that a local dish?
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DavenportPointer@reddit

https://www.john-west.co.uk/products/sild-in-tomato-sauce/
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Throwaway91847817@reddit

For local people
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SpaTowner@reddit

I was joking about a typo. Sild, like sardines but young herring rather than young pilchards. https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/search?query=sild
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OutrageousRhubarb853@reddit

Baking and home cooking from scratch
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geese_moe_howard@reddit

Buying ornaments from the market.
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martzgregpaul@reddit

Stockpiling tins of salmon for about 15 years. You would need to be rich to do that now..
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