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I HATE printers.

Posted by rxtc@reddit | sysadmin | View on Reddit | 79 comments

Seriously, why make them so s----y? Especially ones that cost over $600?

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_haha_oh_wow_@reddit

We all do buddy, we all do.
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thefudd@reddit

I support 30+ label printers and I think they are fine. For the amount of labels printed, failures are few and far between. Just gotta have users keep up with maintenance.
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rxtc@reddit (OP)

We have dozens of thermal transfer printers. Most of the problems are alignment issues. I think what makes it more frustrating is that there is no LCD screen on them, just LED indicator lights.
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thefudd@reddit

ah, never supported those, only I Class or M class here.. then we moved on to zebras
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Ballaholic09@reddit

Zebra label printers are amazing. I hate having to fix them when there are issues, but even the “worst” problems can be resolved very quickly with their software or web interface.
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Far_Brilliant_3419@reddit

I have both Datamax and Zebra label printers here. The Zebras were absolutely built like tanks compared to the Datamax printers. Much easier to use, much more adjustable, much easier to service, and we've had many fewer issues.
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mc_it@reddit

> just LED indicator lights And (insert deity of choice here) help you if you're red-green colorblind...
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cawfee@reddit

>Just gotta have users keep up with maintenance. *-jams labels in sideways and sticks gum into the gears-* "It's not printing. I have always used it like this, and I've never had a problem before. We really need this to work reliably."
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pdp10@reddit

Pretty much this. I've never seen an end-user put any effort into a label printer to keep everything working. The moment anything seems awry, it's stop working and call a computing tech. No sense of ownership or craftsmanship in the slightest. In some cases they're probably trying to establish the notion that the label printer is unreliable.
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rxtc@reddit (OP)

There are a few people that know how to perform the troubleshooting steps I've shown them. They know enough to do basic troubleshooting, then call me in if a printer still doesn't work. It helps me a little bit.
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rxtc@reddit (OP)

>\-jams labels in sideways and sticks gum into the gears- > > "It's not printing. I have always used it like this, and I've never had a problem before. We really need this to work reliably." Nailed it. I miss the Reddit rewards/awards. I'd reward the s\*it out of your comment.
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yParticle@reddit

One of my favorite moves once our company got big enough to afford it was outsourcing 100% of printer support, troubleshooting, and maintenance to an outside contractor.
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rxtc@reddit (OP)

Paper is *sooo* yesterday.
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woodburyman@reddit

We've run PaperCut for the last 4+ years, except at one site. It generally adds a extra step of going to the printer, using a badge to login, and printing documents, forcing locked print mode. It expires and deletes jobs not picked up in X time. It cut out paper use by about 60% at other sites between people never actually picking up printed documents and adding the extra burden, it made people think "Do I really need to print this". For years I was not allowed to implement it at one of our sites our IT Director was at. The same IT Director that would print a document, sign it, scan it, and email it to people. He was a great boss but that just... why... Anyhoo, he moved up to management, and I'm now top authority for IT. Guess what site got PaperCut and direct printing to printers removed the other week finally? About 2-3 weeks of grumbles and "this is adding so much time to our workflow" and the grumbles are now dyeing down and I'm seeing about a 35% reduction in week over week printing. So many people printed stuff for stupid reasons only to throw it out. A ton of people use it to "read" documents "because i like the feel" instead of just viewing it on the screen. No longer allowed! :D One day I'll get us paperless...
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TuxAndrew@reddit

It's crazy how quickly people can adapt to do their job when they're forced to.
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TheFuckYouThank@reddit

Especially when changes are implemented correctly, and explained/documented thoroughly. Had my CFO implement a new payroll system that went paperless and had a few other benefits. Problem was he only sent out an email or two saying when we were going to change over, the URL, and good luck 👍. Well, essentially, everyone had issues, and it became one of the worst system implementations I've seen. BTW he implemented this new system with the help of HR, and no assistance from IT.
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moonzdragoon@reddit

There's also the factor of "our print jobs are now tracked" that cuts a significant amount of printing. No print policies to put in place, just informing employees will do that for you.
View on Reddit #11691459

Unexpected_Cranberry@reddit

My favorite was a place I was at briefly years ago. Their workflow for creating and editing pdfs was to create a document in word, print it, use the scan to pdf-function, loose the word document, print the pdf, use the scan to word function, make the required changes, print it, use the scan to pdf function.
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Bokorm_@reddit

Say that to the person who had his own analogue archive of everything and then the company got hacked and they had to rebuild everything from the scratch. Yes I'm thinking about Norsk hydro.
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Arudinne@reddit

Unless you work for a finance company.
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ZipTheZipper@reddit

Or in law. Everything is paper here. Our case management system, databases, etc. really only exist as digital back-ups for a warehouse full of paper files. Send an email? You have to print it out and add it to the relevant file. Fill out a digital form from our website? It's printed out to add to the file and then scanned back in as a PDF. Every single paper is scanned, digitized, and indexed, but we can't get rid of it because technically only the actual paper document is official from a legal standpoint. We could go paperless tomorrow without a hiccup, but instead we have an entire department whose job it is to scan and sort paper.
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XTI_duck@reddit

My firm outsourced printing years ago, but we go through 30 cases of paper a week… it’s insane. I’m lowly helpdesk, but I thank God daily that I don’t have to troubleshoot printers.
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Bagellord@reddit

Where I work, the biggest barrier to going paperless is the US government. We are required to provide physical copies of certain forms/documents on site.
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ITMANAGERIT@reddit

I also have issues with printer support companies >.>
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yParticle@reddit

"What do you mean, I can't use `255.255.255.255` for the subnet?"
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DheeradjS@reddit

I mean, I like taking notes on paper. Printing however, no thanks
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Zerafiall@reddit

I have a couple clients that “need” paper cause there’s not a better way to get work orders to the guys on the forklift or trucks. If you give them anything, it WILL get run over by a forklift sooner or later. I did blow there mind when I told them “We have 4 pieces of paper in our building.“
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DheeradjS@reddit

That's fair. Tablets are useful, but it can be overkill. A lot of warehouse staff still go around with clipboards.
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NO_SPACE_B4_COMMA@reddit

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQGtucrJ8hM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQGtucrJ8hM) Yes, printers suck. I hate printers.
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matthewstinar@reddit

Maybe if we reserved the violence for the vendors themselves…
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RevLoveJoy@reddit

My loathing of label printers burns with the fury of 1000 suns. You are not alone.
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kagato87@reddit

I've only ever met one printer that I liked. But then he sold his shop and moved to Texas. As for the actual hardware... The old laserjet 4 was a kick ass unit. They haven't made them in decades but I think there's still a few floating around in use. Printers have very much been in a race to the bottom for longer than the Internet has been commonplace.
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Reconlowe@reddit

Amen, brother!
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Bokorm_@reddit

Don't we all. IMO printers belong on the bottom of the ocean.
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Hobbit_Hardcase@reddit

I used to work as a MSP printer tech. You get good ones and bad ones. Some fall over as soon as someone opens a tray. HP LJ 4000 series just keep going, as long as you do the maintenance and change the swing plate every few years. Seriously, some of those are 25 years old.
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rxtc@reddit (OP)

We have HP LJ's for the main printing, and then for our labels we have Datamax O'Neil E-Class Mark III printers. There are way too many moving parts (i.e., sensors), which makes fixing an issue worse. We're transitioning away from Datamax to another brand as each Datamax unit breaks down.
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mattjoo@reddit

SATO is our replacement for Datamax. Pallets and warehouse and mobile trailer all around for DMO. Dirty environments. Even production lanes for print and apply all A class replaced by EVOlabel. No problems moving away from them.
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StefanMcL-Pulseway2@reddit

Oh I fully believe that the more expensive the printer the more grief it causes, I would not be suprised if there is a rise in print shops again lol
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realhawker77@reddit

My first real IT job was printer repair (1990s) - no one else wanted to do it, so easy place to add value.
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voltagejim@reddit

dude, DYMO label printers are the bane of my existence. Can't tell you how many of these POS's we have gone through because one day they just randomly stop printing and through up a generic "Printer error" when you go to print. No paper jams, no nothing, took apart the printer, cleaned it, reinstalled drivers, and always one side (we usually use dual ones) just for whatever reason stops printing
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snakemartini@reddit

Oddly enough, label printers have given me the least grief. Of about 25, there are about 5 that are 5 years or older, and a couple that are 10 or more. Quality print media helped. They mostly run in three warehouse factories, and in winter when cold and wet they occasionally dip below minimum operating temperature. I told the factory foreman to give them all a warm hug or a mug of cocoa before using them. I kid you not, I literally hugged one and breathed on the printhead and boom, happy printer.
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moonzdragoon@reddit

That can also be because they don't have as much features as MFP. Nowadays, MFPs have to do so much, they embark on so many layers of firmware, apps, bloated configurations and so on, they're included in a lot of things (like print on demand solutions), they're a lot more subject to myriads of failures.
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YouCanDoItHot@reddit

The thing I hated supporting the most was modems. Now that modems are a thing of the past, I hate printers the most.
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Sid_Engel@reddit

I'm a lover of paper Lcut, but yeah dog. Welcome to IT.
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Ape_Escape_Economy@reddit

I selected and deployed a dozen Zebra label printers (thermal) about 4 years ago and they refuse to quit or die. These things easily print tens of thousands of labels per month and are installed in harsh environments (high heat/ dust manufacturing areas). Probably one of the best hardware decisions I’ve ever made.
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rxtc@reddit (OP)

Zebra in general is a solid brand.
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Retarded-Bomb@reddit

Depends on the model. ZQ62's break left and right but ZT230 are pretty reliable. Don't get me started on zebra PODs.
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baseballgrow6@reddit

we have 105SLs that serve me well. Until we need to change the ink…
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Xidium426@reddit

What type of labels are you printing. We print \~5K direct thermal a day and our Zebra ZT230s and Zebra ZT410s last forever. Pain in the ass to setup, but they are solid once setup right.
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rxtc@reddit (OP)

They're a high density polyethylene type of material. We print thousands of tags per day (unsure exactly how many) using mostly Datamax O'Neil E-Class Mark III units, but are transitioning to a different brand as each printer breaks down. These Datamax's don't have a status LCD screen, but instead have LED indicator lights which are not helpful one bit.
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Xidium426@reddit

Yea, looks like a Zebra ZT230 or ZD420 could replace that. I'm partial to the "industrial" printers because they last longer, so if you have the space a ZT series would be better. Our ZD printers do last a long time, but they don't see the volume the ZTs see.
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rxtc@reddit (OP)

The amount we've been spending in these tag printers could amount to buying several of those industrial type printers.
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Xidium426@reddit

Damn. I just checked what is probably our most used printer, 1,174,983 labels printed. 4x6 direct thermal. I don't even think we replaced the print head in it.
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Dollarbill1210@reddit

I especially hate fax and scan to email.
View on Reddit #11689007

MasteroftheFirst@reddit

Admin for a high volume printing company here. Help.
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jekksy@reddit

Printers used to be my weakness…
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pantherghast@reddit

So you buy their product and support. Already having a nightmare with a printer, are you going to want to factor in a third party cartridge or ink for a bit of savings and possibly the headache of having to deal with it? Or are you going to buy the official product so you can get support, which you also bought with the printer.
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manmalak@reddit

Outsource printer maintenance to a contractor, and get Printerlogic for managing printers. Greatest godamn software made in the last ten years
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ZonaiSysadmin@reddit

This place had been overrun with helpdesk techs. 🙄
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Bradddtheimpaler@reddit

I’m still supporting 100 Intermec PX6i’s. Bane of my existence.
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xstrex@reddit

…been doing IT work for 26yrs, printers have always been my nemesis. Even the $2500+ printers still need to be pushed off an overpass.
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saladnicoise@reddit

Printers in general, yes, fucking awful. Need a contract with a proper printer manufacturer or else pain for the whole of IT. Second most painful = docking stations. Management think they should be £15-20 each. Yes if you want something unreliable, incompatible, and likely to simply die at any moment...
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dtb1987@reddit

Printers have been on the market for since the 60s and I have yet to see a good one
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AlbaTejas@reddit

Brother
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jptechjunkie@reddit

Oh printer oh printer where art thou! … someone else keep this going.
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Ghazzz@reddit

"Stupid sexy printers"
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Scary-Jury1059@reddit

I used to work at a printer manufacturer 25 years ago and people were taking the piss going on about paperless office. 25 years later, corporate print is STILL a fucking nightmare & luckily I'm out of support but jesus if another user ever says "well I can just click print on my one at home and everything just works " I'll genuinely stab them. Also.....why are the colours different on my screen to the print out
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StaffOfDoom@reddit

When I started where I’m at, users would print something off (PDF) mark on it then scan it back to their email to save the changes :|
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bkaiser85@reddit

Kind of the same here. But I questioned my users after they complained about the new MFP failing to feed separate sheets into the scanner at a time. Then they told me they had to organise a files for a specific case for lawyers and courts. Because their specific software doesn’t support that yet in digital form, they print the documents. And then they sort them and scan like 90 pages again. I can understand the issues , if you have to do that and the MFP doesn’t scan about ten percent of the pages, because it’s failing to separate.
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StaffOfDoom@reddit

We got them a digital tool that allows them to separate and sort pages in the document manager so that they no longer need to print and rescan. It was already a part of the management tool they were using, just had to show them how it works!
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knightblood01@reddit

Yes and the Toner ones are still expensive af.
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pdp10@reddit

> the Toner ones "Laser printers", as opposed to "inkjets" that use liquid-ink cartridges.
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Ostendenoare@reddit

Used to work for a company with Zebra printers in shipping... they kept buying printers that were rated for 10.000/year and complained that they broke on a regular basis. After having a look, I saw they each printed about 12.000 per month... There was no more complaining to I.T. after that.
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capn_doofwaffle@reddit

*PC Load letter?*
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ddmf@reddit

I hate printers - especially MFPs and users who think they can slam and be rough with feeders... I will say though, our Toshiba label printers have been rock solid for 10 years - a few issues with their drivers because they try to be smart and share settings over the network - but I think all I've needed to replace has been a spool due to one of the clamps failing.
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truedoom@reddit

I hate when the printers are too sexy. Just can't get any work done.
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failinglikefalling@reddit

Seriously, the whole IT ecosystem thinks "ooooh this is the first time we've ever seen a printer and tried to print isn't it?" every single time a user tries to print anything anytime.
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rxtc@reddit (OP)

Yep, exactly.
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