Join a religion that shames slutty behavior with your partner as a way of spicing up your sex life. Enjoy the thrill of hot passionate forbidden lust while whispering “we really shouldn’t be doing this”.

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This is classic lol lol

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Join a Midwestern church. We got you, fam.💯💯💯💯

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So catholicism?

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And mormonism. Ever heard of ‘soaking’. That shits kinky as hell.

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Yep. I'm always on the lookout to get my cork soaked.

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"I'm going to touch your booby darling"