Stateside Enigma | TheaterFire

> fuck America but for its extreme interpretation of capitalism That's not a real thing. The US [spends more per capita on gibs](https://data.oecd.org/chart/7cPO) than most European countries.

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What are "gibs" in this context? I only know gibs as models from old fps games that explode from like rockets and shit, which were mostly phased out after ragdoll physics became a thing. Are gibs all welfare spendings by any party, or does it have to be exclusive to social programs provided by a government entity?

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zero02@reddit

capitalism is based, you just don’t like being poorer than other people.. move to cuba and feel rich if you want

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aquatic_love@reddit

WE CANT BRO WE CANT ITS ILLEGAL WTF YOU MEAN

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HurtfulRecognition@reddit

Carson was vocal about not believing in using weapons for self defense anyways

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HurtfulRecognition@reddit

I’m gonna start convincing my friends to hang out in baltimore at 3am and start following angry homes less people. She’s gotten 80k so far if I can get even half that for my 2 friends I’ll be happy

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grizznuggets@reddit

GoFundMyBereavementLeave

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r-og@reddit

America funny mang

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Rieder12@reddit

This is even sadder than the fake n gay sh@t op posted.

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dedzone2k@reddit

They don't talk about funeral costs, only time to give his friends time off work.

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joethecrow23@reddit

That’s not for funeral costs, it’s his “friends” grifting off his death so they can take time off work. Mentions absolutely nothing about paying for a funeral.

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spicy45@reddit

Holy Shit! This is almost worse! Hey give us money because our friend dead and we sad.

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AZ-Nole@reddit

This is worse, literally asking for handouts for the buddies death. No other reason other than that.

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HurtfulRecognition@reddit

And they’re getting them. 80k so far

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CleanLivingBoi@reddit

This is worse, people actually sending money so grifters can grift off his death. The level of suck has gone way beyond suck.

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bottledry@reddit

what is the yearly salary of a 'working class activist' in new york? they're all getting half a years salary jesus

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CleanLivingBoi@reddit

> yearly salary of a 'working class activist' Whatever they can grift. In our city, they're getting 6 figure salaries without needed to do any work or meeting any performance goals.

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My_name_is_not_tyler@reddit

Ok, I don't care

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BasonPiano@reddit

Thank God. You never know nowadays.

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rootbeerislifeman@reddit

It is probably satire, but I took it at face value briefly because it’s so believable in our current sociopolitical climate

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samdamaniscool@reddit

[After falling for the Got-your-nose trick] Okay but it could have been true and that's what's terrifying about today's society.

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DeadlyPear@reddit

That definitely says more about you than society lmao

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rootbeerislifeman@reddit

I disagree but I’m not afraid to admit when I mess up

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Omagga@reddit

You probably mess up incessantly, hence your delusional view of the sociopolitical climate

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My_name_is_not_tyler@reddit

Gotem

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mannishbull@reddit

It isn’t.

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Overall_Leek_6317@reddit

Land of the cucked, home of the weak

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PrimGlade@reddit

I'm as submissive and breedable as they come and even I'm disgusted by this jellyfish level of spinelessness

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Momontaislol@reddit

Prove it DM me about how submissive you are x

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PrimGlade@reddit

Yes sir uwu, or perhaps I can just do it here and be shamed publicly because I deserve to be ridiculed like the fatherless slut I am

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Momontaislol@reddit

Daaaam. Well now you gotta DM me. Accept my message

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Bigsassyblackwoman@reddit

*walter white screaming from car*

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McSlappies@reddit

Momontaisol!!! Don't do it!!!! She will absolutely emotionally obliterate you through the weirdest tactics possible and trauma dump her parental hate on your boner!!!! Momontaisol nooooooo!!!!

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Landio_Chadicus@reddit

You filthy animal. If you were mine, I’d put you in the barn

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xito47@reddit

This took a weird turn.

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CallReaper@reddit

I've seen a lot of relations forming in greentext subreddits.

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Ok-Worldliness4320@reddit

I ain’t even on the nsfw account ):

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PrimGlade@reddit

Can I get branded too please 🥵

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GorillaK1nd@reddit

Who let you out from the cage?

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Momontaislol@reddit

Nah bro they trolling they don't even answer DMS. Another psyhops bait

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PrimGlade@reddit

Idk what you mean I haven't gotten a dm request :(

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Momontaislol@reddit

Reddit being Reddit again I guess. Great app kekw

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_TLDR_Swinton@reddit

https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--H-5Cdur2--/t\_full/cs\_srgb,f\_auto,fl\_strip\_profile.lossy,q\_auto:420/v1371142957/krusty-gets-kancelled-picture.png

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JCfoxpox@reddit

I.. ummm… may I DM you ?

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Ck_shock@reddit

time to put you back in your cage

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cobraemployee@reddit

Cock cage that is.

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Ck_shock@reddit

Why not both

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My_name_is_not_tyler@reddit

Yeah sure why not

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Momontaislol@reddit

Do you mind sir we are having a moment

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WojakUnbound@reddit

Please don't ever start a sentence like that 🇬🇧🚬got

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ChadWolf98@reddit

Funny and a woman? Whats the catch?  Edit: lesbian.... We were close to greatness we were this close.

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PrimGlade@reddit

close, femboy

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stegoso@reddit

You have me at attention 👀

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ChadWolf98@reddit

Femboy? Allright in my book then. At least not a smelly wom\*n

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Mountain_Floor1719@reddit

I thought femboys were women

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My_name_is_not_tyler@reddit

>be you >see single jpeg that looks vaguely like it might be some kind of news outlet >assume this is the gospel truth because you want to believe this to be the case >????? >profit

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PridefulFlareon@reddit

Seriously, a quick Google search shows that this isn't a real article anywhere, reddit 4chinners are a different kind of stupid

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itsagrungething69@reddit

You do understand 4chan stuff is mostly fake? The stories they do is mostly making fun of people who post stories on Reddit.

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My_name_is_not_tyler@reddit

"Joke's on them I was pretending to be retarded"

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Diezelbub@reddit

Welcome to reddit, where updoots mean truth

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-AlienBoy-@reddit

As soon as I seen this I immediately thought, "Ah yes 4chan is a reputable news outlet, of course nobody will believe this in the comments" I was wrong.

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SpaceBug173@reddit

He was telling those things to 4chan.

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Analog-Moderator@reddit

Hey man seems fair to me if someone beat me in mortal combat they by rights of honor and the old gods earned all my earthly possessions and my magical powers acquired through life. If anything the killer got ripped off he didn’t get to eat the flesh of the deadman to acquire his magical powers.

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zw1ck@reddit

Americans will look at this post and immediately assume it's real. What a clown country.

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PridefulFlareon@reddit

The OC isn't American 🤡

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Overall_Leek_6317@reddit

Why are you creeping my comment section?

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PridefulFlareon@reddit

I wanted to see if you're American so I checked

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1Bot2BotRedBotBluBot@reddit

Land of the fees, home of the criminals

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3NutTrio@reddit

Why is it that the article in the post doesn’t show up when I search it?

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mannishbull@reddit

Because it’s fucking fake bro

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3NutTrio@reddit

Is it gay too??

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cbourd@reddit

Fake news

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jvken@reddit

Love to see a fellow misinformation enjoyer this fine day

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My_name_is_not_tyler@reddit

disinformation*

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SortOfSpaceDuck@reddit

Stop spreading misinformation.

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My_name_is_not_tyler@reddit

I'm not spreading misinformation.

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trend_rudely@reddit

Stop spreading malinformation about your misinformation.

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JonasSimbacca@reddit

Stop manspreading your maleformation to me

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My_name_is_not_tyler@reddit

I'm sharing correct information.

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JaxonatorD@reddit

Shut up Tyler.

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HurtfulRecognition@reddit

The truth that she’s gotten 80k from the real go fund me already is true though. They have a go fund me going for the friends of Carson saying “working people need to take time off work to grieve” and says absolutely nothing about a funeral. Either that dude had a lot of friends that need to take grief vacations or this girl isn’t gonna have to work for the next 2 years

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Malcolmpargin@reddit

It is because she doesn't see the killer as a brutal, psychotic madman but a victim of systemic abuse, as a result of his race; whose mental health was probably not the best. She's trying to show empathy, which, given her husband being a justice activist, she is trying to be that way in the best way to honour her husbands memory.

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GeorgeElAlamein@reddit

Agree with you

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The_Third_Molar@reddit

Leddit moment

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HurtfulRecognition@reddit

Reddit truly is a very special place. On a thread about Daniel perry I saw a guy saying “the appropriate response to seeing a fellow human in a mental crisis would be to offer him a meal or a place to stay, not putting him into a chokehold. I’m ashamed at the other passengers for not kicking my perry off of him” when the guy has been arrested over 40 times, was just been screaming he was going to kill someone, and that he was willing to die or get a life sentence for what he was about to do

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0rgasmo69@reddit

Your a fucking idiot. For multiple reasons.

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_Matt_1997_@reddit

All that sap and the pic is fake

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My_name_is_not_tyler@reddit

It's fake

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Sanyamrko@reddit

Diversity, Equity and Inclusion.

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Solid-Condition-2090@reddit

Bro in my town a girl was raped and strangled by a syrian refugee and the family used her funeral to raise more money for refugees so it’s definitely not a uniquely american problem.

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According_to_all_kn@reddit

Glorious shitpost

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No-Section-4385@reddit

Nice photoshop.. On serious note his girlfriend and co workers started it so they take time off work to mourn.. and people flocked like regarded boons.. he was an activist to begin with so...

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Monty423@reddit

Holy bait

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BobertoRosso@reddit

He kills her husband and she is able to not be engulfed by wrath? But instead helps him? Jesus vibes

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WintersbaneGDX@reddit

Anyone who reads this and believes it should be dropped into the Pacific Ocean.

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SIR_ENOCH_POWELL@reddit

we live in peak clown world, literally everything could happen.

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DingusKhan418@reddit

Idk man I know this is fake but there’s nothing too idiotic for a white woman anymore

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Kryobit@reddit

Idk, I read some shit about a woman who get this: Made a book... with input from her rapist. At this point, I'd believe anything.

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CoysCircleJerk@reddit

There’s also this one https://people.com/crime/ark-woman-befriended-moms-killer-out-of-spiritual-obligation-and-then-he-murdered-her/

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thesir556@reddit

Im not sure what's more sad, the fact someone made this bait or the fact I could 100% belive it

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screaming_clown_dick@reddit

Because it’s fake news and you’re all gay

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Alarmed_Yam_5442@reddit

this is a fake article

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MoshedPotato93@reddit

Googled this, and as far as I know the Gofundme is for the funeral and those close to the victim to take time off for grieving.

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DrySeries7@reddit

It’s not for the funeral. It’s so his “friends” can take off work to “grieve”

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MoshedPotato93@reddit

I saw no quotes in the article around those words, where are you seeing it?

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bottledry@reddit

the quotes imply that some of these people probably aren't his friends, and probably aren't grieving. I knew a guy who got stabbed, pissed on and burned to death. The whole thing was put on snapchat. Where's my day off work? Oh right i didn't capitalize on it right after shitting on capitalism

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MoshedPotato93@reddit

I mean I see what you're saying but nowhere in the article I read did any of that get even implied. Now sure what you describe may be the case, but unless there's proof of it then it's just as likely that they did what they said they're doing with it

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newkingasour@reddit

Disgusting way to promote similar acts and making crap like this be the norm.

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EmiliaClarkesBF@reddit

[Immediate needs are to offset the costs of working class people taking time off of work to properly mourn.](https://www.gofundme.com/f/ryan-carson) what the fuck

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GandalfTheGimp@reddit

>his radical principles of community care, justice, and dismantling an individualized profit-centered way of life Full communist?

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bottledry@reddit

dismantle profit-centers.... so in his honor they make a profit?

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TurkBoi67@reddit

To *grieve* without losing income. This country is fucked man

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dragongodh@reddit

to me it looks as if she paid to kill him and now she is taking care of her side of the deal

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Gaoji-jiugui888@reddit

Is this like some weird Christian shit or something? Forgiveness is overrated.

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I_SuplexTrains@reddit

Tyrone killed the wrong person.

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CommieHusky@reddit

Fake news, the fundraiser is for his funeral. Look it up.

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GuardianGundam@reddit

This guy is getting turbo cucked from beyond the grave, jesus christ.

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_Matt_1997_@reddit

>be me, cuck. >have a nice time at wedding looking for sweet sweet bull to hammer my gf >don’t find one fml >wait at bus stop with gf tell her “don’t worry honey buns we will find you a bull soon” >wild black man approaches this could be the one >stabs me to death instead fml >gf starts GoFundme for the killers family cucking me in death >hottest thing ever >fill pants in heaven >see yah later virgins

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My_name_is_not_tyler@reddit

>be you >read obviously fake nonsense >immediately begin writing cuckold erotica >pretend like it doesn't get your little penor hard >????? >profit

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_Matt_1997_@reddit

>be you >read my joke >enjoy the cuck erotica >talk about my peen >gay

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My_name_is_not_tyler@reddit

Cope

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_Matt_1997_@reddit

Seethe

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My_name_is_not_tyler@reddit

More coping

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_Matt_1997_@reddit

More seething

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My_name_is_not_tyler@reddit

Just accept the fact that you are a godforsaken moron who believes anything and everything he reads on the internet. You're clearly butthurt I called you out. Acceptance is the answer.

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_Matt_1997_@reddit

You think me writing a green text joke about this guy being a cuck means I thought this was real? Imagine being so brain dead.

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My_name_is_not_tyler@reddit

Backpedaling. Right on cue.

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_Matt_1997_@reddit

Imagine not reading other comments either, I responded to the same dumb fuck you did talking about “systemic abuse” 1 minute after writing my original comment acknowledging it’s fake. Seethe a bit harder knowing you’re fucking stupid.

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My_name_is_not_tyler@reddit

You're so butthurt lol

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_Matt_1997_@reddit

You’re still seething, continuing to respond to me after being proven wrong.

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My_name_is_not_tyler@reddit

Kk

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i_am_new_here_51@reddit

I think both of you should kill each other in a duel and livestream it

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_Ozone_@reddit

*fuck

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_Matt_1997_@reddit

Once he tells me when and where

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dryandbland@reddit

I hate it when mommy and daddy yell

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DiMolto420@reddit

They should kiss rn

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_Matt_1997_@reddit

I’d do it

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The_Shittiest_Meme@reddit

>Activist who spent his life volunteering and helping others is brutally murdered > >Internet immediately starts clowning on him for being a good person > >Start making shit up about and his girlfriend who literally had to watch her bf get brutally murdered in front of her Literally why

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42dudes@reddit

"Let me help fix the socioeconomic inequity that causes a disproportionate percentage of crimes to be committed by African Americans." It's either a cuck move, or a super passive aggressive gesture with racist undertones.

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esssssto@reddit

This is not even real. She didn't make that gofundme. Some of you guys are sick. I enjoy dark humor but spreading lies about an activist that just got brutally murdered for no reason is beyond regarded.

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fuckbutton@reddit

Regards, regards everywhere

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pipachu99@reddit

Oh no he got cucked in the afterlife

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Gabus_Bego@reddit

I have a feeling that money isn't the only thing that the girlfriend raised for the killer. Amerimutt is weird as hell.

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Viceroy-421@reddit

It's fake

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itsagrungething69@reddit

Sad truth: His "friends" have a gofundme for themselves to pay them for missing work to mourn. Raised over $66k so far

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MorbioslyObeast@reddit

Be me Working out Look at Reddit See this post *Disgust.jpeg* Glad I’m not American

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redditcdnfanguy@reddit

Women are flock creatures, and that's the way the flock is going.

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Realmart1@reddit

The story has irony but I swear to god every time I hear it more shit gets made up about this to make it even worse than it really is.

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Slightlyinactive@reddit

Made up stories on the internet?! It cannot be!

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Realmart1@reddit

Story's real, it's just that the details keep getting wilder and wilder for shock value

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zxcasd17@reddit

This isn’t real, the gofundme isn’t made for the killer it’s made for the funeral costs and the GF. Basically all information about this case is lies except for the actual murder.

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Realmart1@reddit

Yeah, by the story I meant the murder itself

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Slightlyinactive@reddit

all too common

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Isaac____@reddit

Op is still mad at Tyrone for fucking the girl he had a crush on in the lunch room

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BruhNeymar69@reddit

Why did you feel the need to specify that the killer is black, anon?🤔

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Agent-Orange47@reddit

Why did the news try to censor the fact that the killer was?

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BruhNeymar69@reddit

"Try to censor" as in, didn't mention it until it seemed appropriate? Do you think that by not disclosing someone's race as the first characteristic you are censoring your speech?

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Agent-Orange47@reddit

[hmm](https://x.com/iamyesyouareno/status/1710232189189652497?s=46&t=yPZebr1xVesrXK_UnnML2A)

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BruhNeymar69@reddit

There are so many things wrong with this comparison I don't even got time to waste on it. Just, stop feeding the cycle of "us vs them", man. It's pathetic and makes you weak. Also don't get your news on Twitter

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Agent-Orange47@reddit

Which lie filled agenda pushing news media do you recommend?

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Toran_dantai@reddit

Its not americans with a specific ideology thst are like this Almost like a cult

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amazingmold46@reddit

I am spreading misinformation online!

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jprod97@reddit

I'm doing my part!

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mdahms95@reddit

That’s probably just headline mania. I’m too lazy to look it up, but I’m sure there’s more to the story than “gf helps killers family” I Can see it being the boyfriend was an abuser, or something.

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Perhapsmayhapsyesnt@reddit

Wut

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spudnaut@reddit

She mixed reparations with revenge

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karlosculo@reddit

americans are really this cucked

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Adrian4lyf@reddit

Is..is that real? Holy mother of delusions.

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rapasvedese@reddit

no

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CAXHIBRUH@reddit

This is misinformation, but the real problem is the fact that this makes for a being a believable headline

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killerscradle@reddit

one thing these people fail to get is they think they are on some virtuous path by being all politically correct, so going against it would be a sin plus it would be so against her image.

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20Wizard@reddit

You should google what happened lol

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cobraemployee@reddit

I think i would kill her from beyond the grave.

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HiveMindKing@reddit

Ceaseless propaganda, an unending torrent, I don’t know what’s it’s like in Europe but in NY and CA you are hit with these ideas from every direction, almost ceaselessly. If you reject them everything gets harder for you in terms of career, friends etc, if you embrace them everything gets easier.

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My_name_is_not_tyler@reddit

What ideas are you referring to

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HiveMindKing@reddit

Restorative justice, historical racism, abolishing prisons, crime being excusable due to unfair inequalities..

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ChadCoolman@reddit

Is there just a torrent of hard R's floating around in your head all day? Like what goes on inside there? Because it's clearly not thinking.

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My_name_is_not_tyler@reddit

Ok so you just have no idea what is going on, got it

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sfqgwd@reddit

the gofundme is fake

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Analog-Moderator@reddit

[because the killer was the elusive cryptid known as dogmen and she knows the hunt in packs](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1145218035758678057/1159886964565225492/IMG_7468.jpg?ex=6532a7ea&is=652032ea&hm=411a7b12ba948016f19f6dafe1717e06548e58d4c85f3ba731934e4c5717f00f&)

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vischy_bot@reddit

Fake and you are gay

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scrumptipus@reddit

another day thanking god I live in a shithole in Eastern Europe and not America

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My_name_is_not_tyler@reddit

Have you done any research whatsoever to see if this story is real? That's a rhetorical question. Stop taking everything you see on the internet at face value.

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scrumptipus@reddit

I just know a man got stabbed in New York and 4chan is seething because they think le woman bad. I'm just glad it doesn't affect my life :)

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