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What's the biggest f'up you or someone at work has made?

Posted by InsurancePurple4630@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 281 comments

Inspired by the VAR mess at Tottenham vs Liverpool. Someone at work sent 10K to a client instead of a supplier. Eventually got the money back.

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WarmTransportation35@reddit

I paid a supplier £1.6 million when I should have paid £800k fee to carry out a big project for us.
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WordsMort47@reddit

How the fu...
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WarmTransportation35@reddit

I calculated the exchange rate wrong and twice and the software managed to get them both through for payment. The aprovers approve payments without checking so it gone through and the supplier told us we paid them twice so we agreed on an accounting transaction for them to give us the money back. I just got a telling off and kept my job but blind approvals still happen reguarly.
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lithaborn@reddit

Was working for a big water company, internal tech support. Guy doing maintenance on the login server accidentally set the date 3 months into the future which immediately locked 15,000 users out of their computers. That was a fun time.
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VolcanicBear@reddit

This is (one of the many, many reasons) why you use NTP folks.
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lithaborn@reddit

Unix system. If you're logged in as root, it'll do whatever it's told, catastrophic or not.
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OkBuggger@reddit

\#: rm -rv / path/to/directory
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CozyNorth9@reddit

Similar story... why does crontab have a -r option to immediately remove all cron jobs?
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OkBuggger@reddit

I like how it's documented as "delete" bu yet it's -r for "remove"
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lithaborn@reddit

*shudder*
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OkBuggger@reddit

I've been there, when I started to notice /etc being removed, I shit my pants
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alexmuhdot@reddit

I've been there. It was only really when I spotted that my terminal commands linked from the /bin suddenly stopped working...
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OkBuggger@reddit

That's my DD one. I have a chromebook running debian that I use as a little lightweight terminal, and the main disk is /dev/mmc0 and SD is at /dev/mmc1 The amount of times I've written a SD for an SBC or something and blindly written to /dev/mmc0
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VixenRoss@reddit

One of our customers demanded root access to their server (all their sales/website was handled by this box). Management made them sign something to say they will pay if they f-up. One of the directors deleted the /bin directory!
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GlasgowGunner@reddit

Of course he did. Why would you want a bin left on your machine? /s
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EquivalentIsopod7717@reddit

I accidentally fat fingered /etc on an OpenBSD box. As root. Luckily it was just a crummy sandbox VM that only I had access to and hadn't really done too much with, but I felt the blood drain from my face when I realised what had happened. Simple things like cat, cp, mv were gone.
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VolcanicBear@reddit

Even though it'd only fix about a quarter of an hour depending on your settings, you should still be using NTP. Regardless how the hell do you accidentally put an actual date after `date`? Or was he on it to correct an already incorrect date?
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lithaborn@reddit

Problem is, as it was the nameserver, soon as the date was changed, everyone's password was 3 months out of date and their account was thrown off the system.
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VolcanicBear@reddit

Aaaah I get you, so as soon as they expired it actually booted them out? Fun times yeah. It's still impressive to accidentally change the time though; changing the time incorrectly is understandable, always gotta remind myself of ddMMYYYYhhmm or whatever, but accidentally changing it is what has baffled me.
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lithaborn@reddit

We went from 6-800 calls a day, team of ten, to 1500 -2000 calls a day, all exactly the same - I'm locked out of my laptop! Help! Second tier took a week to design a temporary fix, rolling it out was just as much of a ballache as every laptop suddenly going phut in the first place. That first week was just hellish and it didn't let up for a month.
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JoeyJoeC@reddit

Wrong format? Mixed up date and day or something?
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lithaborn@reddit

I was too busy fielding calls from everyone in the company to ever find out.
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Anaptyso@reddit

That reminds me of my biggest work mistake. I managed to accidentally shut down the company's internal NTP server. That was embarrassing enough (I thought I was shutting down my laptop, but was still in an SSH session to the server), but then almost all the servers in the company began to report warnings as they couldn't contact the NTP server any more. Apparently the network admin team's dashboard went a very angry red colour as *everything* started sending alerts at once.
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Ochib@reddit

And if the RTC battery is dead, then on boot it will always be 1980 and NTP will fail as it’s to far out of sync
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VolcanicBear@reddit

Who's turning off a single node Kerberos/LDAP cluster that hosts 15,000 users?
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OkBuggger@reddit

> single node >cluster I giggled
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VolcanicBear@reddit

Hey, the last remaining node in a cluster is still technically part of a cluster. I'm just giving them the benefit of the doubt.
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OkBuggger@reddit

It's a cluster, look SRV01 SRV02 Just ignore that they're just two VM's on the same box
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DaveBeBad@reddit

A friend worked at JET where someone left a screwdriver inside the torus and it got turned into plasma and coated around the inside… A former boss designed the original lenses for the Hubble space telescope and they only found out there was a slight alignment problem when it was in space… Another boss hired two generators (~£50k) for a DR test then chickened out of running it so the money was just thrown away… A new colleague accidentally turned off the production database server instead of logging out… I accidentally broke authentication between a mainframe and the rest of the network after a security update blocked all communications between the two…
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atticdoor@reddit

Man, that second one was huge news at the time. I remember they said they had tested the lenses separately but that it would be too expensive to test them together on the ground. Didn't they eventually fix it with some extra lenses?
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Dansredditname@reddit

The manufacturer didn't have the correct size alignment tool (a null corrector)so they packed it out with washers till it looked about right. It was supposed to be ground accurate to one millionth of an inch - they managed about one fiftieth.
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atticdoor@reddit

How do you slip washers into a transparent glass lense without it being obvious to anyone who looks at it that they are there?
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Dansredditname@reddit

No they used an alignment tool to measure the mirror between grinds - it was this tool that was set up with household washers to get it near to where it needed to be.
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atticdoor@reddit

How did they not realise this wouldn't work? Did they just figure they would get paid the same either way?
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Dansredditname@reddit

That a good question and I wish I knew the answer.
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DaveBeBad@reddit

Yup. They had to send the shuttle for maintenance
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Capital_Punisher@reddit

Imagine messing up so bad that your boss has to send a manned shuttle into space to fix your fuck up!
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atomicblonde1992@reddit

So I work for a local hotel , housekeeper didn’t check under bed when cleaning , next gentleman to check in found a collection of vibrators , dildos , lube and cock rings under his bed 😂
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Sweaty_Sheepherder27@reddit

Old job in a food factory - one of my managers managed to accidently blend a hammer into the food. It was about 1/4 of a ton of product wasted. It was stopped by the metal detectors and binned. The manager went on "holiday" for a few weeks, and the screensaver on the recipe computer got changed to "Stop. It's hammer time".
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annihilation511@reddit

Who put the hammer in the tuna?
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tired-ppc-throwaway@reddit

Why did I sing that like the primary school hyme "who made everyone"? 😂
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annihilation511@reddit

He's got the whole world in his hands
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Rob_Haggis@reddit

Ooof. Right in the nostalgia that one.
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salizarn@reddit

I remember when we were doing work experience 1 kid worked at a dairy and was told to make sure that one cow (which was on antibiotics) did not have its milk mixed with the other hundreds of cows. Of course forgot and the whole lot had to be chucked. Seems like bs now I’m typing it. Probably a legend to scare us.
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Over-Association-606@reddit

I'll believe it, I work in a dairy factory and we buy in a lot of the raw milk we process to supplement our own herd. One day the stuff that had been bought in failed the antibiotics check, supplier managed to trace the source back to one individual cow that still had the antibiotics in her system. Whole 10,000 litres had to be disposed of, no longer fit for human consumption.
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Sweaty_Sheepherder27@reddit

Sounds like negligence on the normal employee's part - never trust the work experience kid with anything important!
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TwopintsyaPrick@reddit

What the fuck could blend a hammer into food that makes it inconspicuous that you’re potentially eating part of a tool….
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tileman1440@reddit

You would be shocked at how quickly massive industrial machines can mangle even steel. Heck of a lot of power in presses and mixers. It wont be like iron filings but it can very easily break up and steel hammerhead into much smaller chunks.
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Sweaty_Sheepherder27@reddit

It's inconspicuous given the quantities of ingredients used. And the blenders weren't exactly lightweight... Luckily there are rules - tools have to have metal components and the food scanned with metal detectors to avoid it actually getting into the wider world.
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glenman1882@reddit

1 way of increasing your iron intake
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itsmetsunnyd@reddit

> Luckily there are rules - tools have to have metal components and the food scanned with metal detectors to avoid it actually getting into the wider world. All this tells me is that there is a precedent for hammer-blending that predates this incident.
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Sweaty_Sheepherder27@reddit

Machines break, and they are usually made from metal so it makes sense to have some sort of safeguarding in place. I can't imagine what food factories used to be like in the old days, and frankly I don't really want to.
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Representative-Bass7@reddit

Good job it wasn't arm & hammer
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A_Plastic_Tree@reddit

Heard something similar at a famous Chocolate factory in York. A rubber belt had snapped, and some of it had gotten into the chocolate. The person in charge (it was a night shift I believe) decided to carry on production regardless. The next day they had to spend ages trying to find all of the bits of rubber belt. Laying it out on the floor. Again it has metal in so it can be detected. They could not find all of it, so the whole shifts production had to be scrapped.
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McCretin@reddit

Love me a cheese and hammer sandwich
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SnooblesIRL@reddit

Can never have enough iron in your diet
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JohnnyOneLung@reddit

I suggested to Fred Goodwin that sub prime US mortgages might be worth investing in
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Necessary_Debt_9707@reddit

My dickhead manager in my last job told me that the only things I should do are "place orders, chase orders, invoice orders and help in stores" as he had worked in procurement once. I complied maliciously and 6 months later the company failed it's ISO9001 audit on procurement, as none of supplier management had taken place. The idiot tried to throw me under the bus, but completely forgot that I had him put my new job description in writing.
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Omar_88@reddit

Wow, tell us more what happened to the waste man.
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WVA1999@reddit

Promoted
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Ok-Elderberry-6761@reddit

I'll keep this vague as I still work here and it was a big one. I work for a big parcel company and when things get released it's pretty standard to stack them in the yard in advance in trailers ready for release date, these trailers are all parked together, big labels on the front saying do not tip before this date, locks on the airline and cones in front. A lovely older lady works in the office which controls the trucks which move in the yard and we used to give out movements over the radio, she gives out a bay but mixes up the last 2 numbers and gets a call from the driver saying there's a cone in front, she says "yep just move it" he tells her there's a note saying not to tip the trailer until this date, she tells him to ignore it, he says there's a lock on the airline, she says just move it anyway (you can just press a button) so the driver does as he's told, an extra trailer which should've already been emptied turns up in the yard later on but nobody thinks anything of it and it's still emptied in time, the next day when checking the yard one of the new release trailers is found to be missing and they realize what's happened. Huge game released 5 days early and there's a £1m penalty written into the contract because the contract manager never thought it'd happen. I was there when they figured out what had happened and all that was said was "oh <insert lovely older ladies name here>) and she still works here to this day, saw her a few hours ago she must be well into her 70's now. The games were on ebay at a huge markup the following day.
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WordsMort47@reddit

What game was that? Can you say? I've tried searching it but to no avail...
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ForsakenRoom@reddit

I remember reading reports of Hogwarts Legacy being on Twitch, YouTube etc. Before release date?
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Purple_Woodpecker@reddit

When I worked at a petrol station two lorries came in and left their cards (they leave their payment card then go and fill up and come back in to pay), put £870-ish of diesel in each. First one came in to pay and I say "Is this your card?" to which he says yes, so I do the transaction and hand him his card + receipt at which point he says "Oh, this isn't my card." So I think, it's ok, they've both put a very similar amount of fuel in, there's about £2-3 difference, so I'll just pay for the other one on the other card and all will be well. Fast forward 3 weeks to payday and not only do I not get paid a penny for an entire month's work but I actually owe the petrol station more than £800 because both companies disputed the payments and then refused to pay entirely even when the mistake was explained to them. I never paid the £800 but I also never got paid for the month's work. I also walked out the moment I saw I wasn't getting paid for the month.
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Prasiatko@reddit

One of the undergrad students in another lab when i was doing my these took a case of vials of phusion PCR enzyme out of the freezer to dilute down for his work on his second day and then left about nine vials valued at the time at a about a grand a vial on the bench overnight.
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pajamakitten@reddit

Someone was authorising results for coagulation screens at work and did not notice that he was sending out results that were all incredibly high, some incompatible with life. It wasn't until a doctor rang up to point out their patient's result was definitely not right that his mistake was spotted. All the day's work had to be rerun or removed from the system as a result. He was given a huge bollocking for not noticing anything sooner and for potentially endangering patients.
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annihilation511@reddit

"incompatible with life" is an excellent turn of phrase
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EquivalentIsopod7717@reddit

It's a legit medical term used by paramedics.
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theoriginalShmook@reddit

We were told to use it when I was a copper. We didn't have the training to pronounce someone dead, so comms and reports contained the phrase 'injuries not compatible with life'.
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flashpile@reddit

"I'm not a doctor, but the fact that his head's on the other side of the road from his body seems pretty incompatible with being deadn't
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Prasiatko@reddit

That's basically the first placed i heard it. Guys ahead of us go to the scene of the motorbike accident and could see the helmet with only the head of the guy above the jaw in a tree.
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theoriginalShmook@reddit

That's pretty much how it went. Hunting for heads down embankments at motorbike RTCs, that sort of thing.
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Prasiatko@reddit

Same goes for first responders and i believe paramedics.
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Sharks_and_Bones@reddit

This erks me somewhat because as an RVN, I'm not allowed to diagnose anything. Even if the animal is crawling with fleas, I'm not allowed to say it has fleas. I have to say that I suspect a flea infestation and get a vet to come and do exactly what I've just done and say there's fleas and give the ok to prescribe decent flea treatment. I wish I could tell owners in triage that injuries are incompatible with life. It would be so much kinder than waiting for a vet.
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theoriginalShmook@reddit

Why can you not?
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Sharks_and_Bones@reddit

It's against the law for me to do so. Veterinary Surgeons Act.
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theoriginalShmook@reddit

Wow!
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CozyNorth9@reddit

Typical day for Theranos
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Milk_Savings@reddit

Had a Japanese colleague travel to Bangkok for business in 2012 or 2013 when there were street riots and stuff like that happening. He took a picture from his hotel room window to show us that from his vantage point, things were peaceful and that there were no riots that he could see. What he didn't count on was the fact that it was nighttime and having the lights on in his room but it being dark outside, the reflection from the floor to ceiling windows were pretty clear. He did not check the picture before he sent it. And yes he was completely stark naked in the reflection. Yes his twig and berries (and quite a large amount of unruly pubic hair) was clearly shown. And yes, he sent that said email to the whole of the Asia-Pacific region... Small mercies that he didn't have a ladyboy naked in the background too. He tried to recall the email when someone told him what was actually being shown in the photo but Outlook being Outlook, that's just futile. He was not sacked but did send out a very apologetic email to everyone.
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Between1and7@reddit

OMG! Imagine the sheer panic when he realised lol
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ll23sparki@reddit

I worked with a lady who was thick as … she managed to cause 45k of damage and had even wrote down what was needed🤦‍♀️
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AlternativePackage58@reddit

I used to work on large LPG vessels as a deck officer. We were sailing from Europe to Houston, the ship had no ballast water treatment system onboard so the chief officer was supposed to exchange the ballast during the voyage before arriving in Houston. He promptly forgot and no one realised until the ship was already tied up and ready to load cargo. That meant we had to wait till the morning, sail all the way back out the Houston ship canal and out to an anchorage just to exchange the ballast and do it all over again. That one mistake cost the company tens of thousands in delay penalties etc. the Captain was not a happy bunny but he probably should have realised himself before it was too late.
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WordsMort47@reddit

Would you kindly mind explaining what exactly 'exchanging a ballast' entails? Cheers
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NewColCox@reddit

I think it means dumping the ships ballast and refilling the tanks. Presumably a biosecurity thing so that any critters drawn into the tanks in the European port aren't dumped into the water at the American port with a similar environment, where they might become invasive species.
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AlternativePackage58@reddit

Yup that’s it, most new ships have a ballast water treatment system that kills all the microscopic critters nowadays. You used to have to open the top of the ballast tanks and pump in new ballast water during the voyage. The tanks would just overflow onto the deck and into the ocean. Thus exchanging the ballast and removing any harmful organisms.
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TitferAndDaisies@reddit

Someone came back to the yard with the front top of a trailer smashed up. Wouldn't say what happened. They had a look on the tracker and he went under a low railway bridge. Railway company phoned the office and asked if they'd like to purchase a new bridge... ...same guy just smashed the mirror off his lorry a week ago. $2500 to fix it. The old man boss nearly had a fit.
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jurwell@reddit

We had a subcontractor fail to collect at a supplier in Harrow despite getting within a couple of miles of it and driving in circles for ages. They were a largely incompetent outfit, so when I flagged it to my boss, we both agreed that he’d got lost and decided to come home without confirming either way. It was only when he came back through the gate about 3 hours later we found out he’d opened the roof of the trailer like a tin of sardines on a low bridge down a one way street near there. Didn’t report it to anyone, not his boss, not us, not the police, nothing. Drove out of London, onto the M25, up the M1 and A1 back to where we are, with a newly convertible trailer. That was the last time we used that company. Since then I’ve done my CPC and realised the seriousness of what he did, but as just a lower end admin guy at the time I found it fucking hilarious.
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Shipwrecking_siren@reddit

How is HITTING A BRIDGE not a sackable offense?!
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CtpBlack@reddit

Got soooo many. The oldest was working for a phone company and had to type in commands if the phone number and the SIM didn't connect. A new set of tariffs came out and I ask someone if I still use the old command to connect the new tariff and she said yes. Took about 4 months to realise there were new commands. The IT department and the network provider was trying to figure out why the new tariff was causing so much problems with the system. They wanted to sack me but my manager backede up.
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EmeraldJunkie@reddit

When I worked in retail there was a day where a lad made £650 or thereabouts worth of errors. The first issue was he accidentally charged a customer something like £150 when the customer should've been refunded that amount. I genuinely cannot fathom why he did it, because the supervisor was standing with him trying to sort the refund out with the customer. If I recall correctly, the supervisor was talking to the customer about the refund, and then the lad typed in £150 in the card machine, handed it to the customer who just put their card and PIN in, while the supervisor was double checking something, and didn't clock what was happening until the customer had put their PIN in. The supervisor was too late to cancel the transaction, so he had to refund the customer *twice*. I just remember the guy going "*Why* did you do that?" in a really exasperated tone. The £500 or so came from him handing out a pricey camera and its accessories without charging the customer. He'd basically already been sacked over the refund issue, and was on leave while it was "investigated", when we were just missing some pricey stock. I wasn't in for that, but I got told that someone asked if anyone had seen a pricey camera and someone replied that they'd seen the lad handle it the same day they'd fucked up that refund. Queue one of the supervisors scrolling through the CCTV to find the lad did everything he needed to do in a transaction *except* put it through the tills. God knows what was going through his head. Probably a tumbleweed.
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Dansredditname@reddit

When I worked in retail one last on his first day was just giving customers money from the till when they asked for cashback. He hasn't been shown how to add it to the transaction. Shortly afterwards, till opening privileges were restricted to management level only.
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Between1and7@reddit

Imagine being the customer on the receiving end, looking slightly confused and amused lol
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Shipwrecking_siren@reddit

This sounds like Jessops.
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CatMacLennan@reddit

Supposedly my dad took a delivery at a petrol station in the early 90s(?) and mixed up diesel vs petrol and briefly caused the M6 to be closed due to breakdowns. Could be bollocks but he's passed so I can't check, it would be fairly on brand if it is true
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Prestigious_Care_771@reddit

Its happend a few times, so quite plausible: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-berkshire-44170218
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Radgey_Gadgey@reddit

Accidentally paid one of the directors his sort code as expenses....
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TwopintsyaPrick@reddit

00-00-40, or 90-70-90??????
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Radgey_Gadgey@reddit

Had a total brain fart and paid him over 300k. Luckily Bank phoned next day to confirm that was correct haha.
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ternfortheworse@reddit

So he banked with Lloyds then…
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Shipwrecking_siren@reddit

“Ah yes I’m so sorry the amount is correct but the bank account is incorrect” *books flights to the Cayman Islands*
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HotNeon@reddit

Managed an account when lots of individuals had their details, usage under one corp account. Someone called up and asked to switch to paper billing. The next month two pallets of highly confidential billing information turned up at his house. All 40 thousand people on the corp account bill went to them. Hilarious
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MrSpindles@reddit

Guy I used to know worked in a warehouse of automotive glass. Row upon row of racks of glass going up about 80 feet in the air. He was fucking around on a forklift and managed to topple a rack, which in turn started a domino process with the others. This results in an insane amount of broken glass, the destruction of the operability of the warehouse and risked killing his co-workers (who miraculously all avoided injury). To put the damage into perspective some of those pieces of glass can cost a couple of thousand, so he did millions of pounds worth of damage. He was told he'd have a disciplinary hearing after lunch. So lunchtime, he gets on his motorbike and drives like a madman, gets hit by a car going over a bridge and is hospitalised, nearly killed and ends up having loads of surgery and being held together with pins. So, the disciplinary meeting is on hold, he has about 9 months off on full sick pay, a big payout from the insurance and when he returns to work, because of his injuries he can't work in the warehouse and gets moved to an office role which saw him eventually get promoted to higher management.
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WordsMort47@reddit

Was it his intention to get injured on his bike??
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MrSpindles@reddit

That was always my guess, although he always claimed it was a legitimate accident.
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Phinbart@reddit

Fail upwards, as they say. Surprised he's not a Cabinet Minister by now, promoted to cover up taking part in all those No 10 parties as a SPAD.
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approachingxinfinity@reddit

Used to work in a betting shop. For anyone who doesn't know, in the brick and mortar shops the customer have to write down their selection and stake on a slip. We'd always have to check that what they were betting on was clear, as the biggest form of fraud was ambiguous writing. Someone who was sacked shortly before I started had accepted a few slips with nothing but squiggles on, and let the customer tell them what they were supposed to be. I think they paid out somewhere between £3,000-£4,000 to them, without any checks being carried out.
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ukrepman@reddit

A guy I worked with was working in a roof void in a hospital, and accidently hit a pipe with his foot. Starting spraying everywhere, so he ran down the void looking for a valve, but because it was hot water it set the fire alarm off. There wasn't a valve for a long way back, and by the time he'd turned it off it had tripped a load of electrics because it was going everywhere, so half the ward below had no lights. Also when he turned the water off there were patients in the shower that suddenly had no water lol. Then the fire brigade turned up because of the fire alarm and nobody called to say it was a false alarm as nobody knew it was false. I remember him mopping up white as a sheet after it had been fixed. Was so funny
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JoeyJoeC@reddit

Id say in his defense, a pipe shouldn't break from a knock with his foot. Unless he was booting it several times.
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theoriginalShmook@reddit

Then you haven't seen the pipework and other services in hospitals. It's generally old and atrocious and held together with mineral deposits.
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Shipwrecking_siren@reddit

Listening to the plumbers talk about the state of the pipes whilst I was on a maternity ward was…. Alarming. I think on a day to day basis there was usually about 1 working toilet in the whole wing.
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theoriginalShmook@reddit

Yep, I've worked in several hospitals and the bits hidden away are often old and bodged together.
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JoeyJoeC@reddit

My point still stands.
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ukrepman@reddit

Yeah it wasn't his fault, the pipe was barely soldered on, probably been waiting for a knock for 20 years. Just was unlucky, he didn't get in trouble or anything. 54mm pipe too
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TobiasDid@reddit

I worked in a contact centre for elderly/vulnerable people with those little personal alarms they where. When they pushed their button or pulled their cord, their call would come through to us and our staff would talk to them, advise them, calm them down, call an ambulance for them, contact their cared or family, etc. One day we got a call from an old lady in a retirement home. The line wasn’t very good, but our monitoring advisor heard her say _”I’ve wet myself in the night.” We saw in her notes that her carer was due to arrive within half an hour or so. So we said ‘ok, don’t worry, your cater will be with you shortly’, and closed the call. The cater arrived and found the old lady burnt to death. We investigated, and listened back to the call, and determined that she hadn’t said _”I’ve wet myself in the night”_, but had said _”I’ve set myself alight”. So which we had responded ‘Don’t worry, your carer will be there in twenty minutes’. Poor old lady had burnt to death in bed. That was quite a big fuck up on our part. I was manager. Not an easy thing to manage.
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Phinbart@reddit

I'm very surprised that no-one in the retirement home caught wind of what was happening, especially if she was screaming or shouting out for help? Even smoke alarms going off, or the smell of fire, not alerting anyone? As awful as this is, I'm unsure the poor advisor over the phone who misheard deserves the immense guilt she probably feels over this.
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TobiasDid@reddit

Yes, those things happened. She simply wasn’t heard by anyone. It was early in the morning, and this particular sheltered accommodation was an old building with large rooms and thick walls. The Monitoring Advisor who took the call left of her own volition.
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Phinbart@reddit

Ah, right, I got you; presumed it was a care home she was in based on your OP. Very sad.
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tired-ppc-throwaway@reddit

Jesus Christ....what came of it? That must have been absolutely awful for the carer to find
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TobiasDid@reddit

I know. It’s a bad one. All over a misunderstood sentence. There was an investigation. No charges were pressed. It was largely agreed that it was just a tragic accident. The staff member who had taken the call left her job.
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TobiasDid@reddit

I know. It’s a bad one. All over a misunderstood sentence. There was an investigation. No charges were pressed. It was largely agreed that it was just a tragic accident. The staff member who had taken the call left her job.
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PaulBBN@reddit

Accidentally sent £20,000 worth of vouchers out to customers who shouldn't have got them. Worst so far in my current job was probably wondering into a Senior Command meeting (for the Police).
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Shipwrecking_siren@reddit

Hope you styled it out like the bbc job interview guy.
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bonkerz1888@reddit

Went through a good 30+ Cat6 cables on a building site once, driving a scissor lift I had no ticket for. Nobody saw so I quickly shifted the scizzor lift away and played dumb. The data engineers were understandably livid when they were back on site the following week but it was there fault for not using the basket I had installed for them.. had the cables been in there and not sagging in huge loops I wouldn't have caught them at all. I just acted like I hadn't seen anything and used the fact I didn't have my scissor lift ticket as a reason it couldn't have been me. The cuts I'd made were close to being in the middle of incredibly long runs. Worked at a hospital when a few of the boys blew up the biomass boiler. Massive explosion which sheared several parts of the boiler off. One massive chunk of metal lodged itself in the wall about a foot away from one of the heating engineers, very lucky escape. A couple of the guys suffered hearing damage and one of them was off with PTSD for a while. Turns out that the firm who installed it hadn't installed a pressure relief valve as they were given incorrect drawings by the boiler firm. HSE investigated , fines handed out. The boiler is still out of operation almost a decade later 😂
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bikky73@reddit

Accidentally leaned against an emergency power shut off button to an NHS datacentre. Estates very quickly recified the issue when they also realised opening the door next to it would result in the shutdown being triggered.
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Creative_Station5139@reddit

I did a $1bn derivative trade the wrong direction (bought instead of sold), somebody else had created the order and I didn’t see the sign when I approved it, cost a few million to fix. Had better days/weeks
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Sol_957@reddit

Once spilled 70% perchloric acid on my legs (beneath my lap coat). After putting my jeans in the wash they'd dissolved where the acid hit.
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Phinbart@reddit

Should've taken them to Primark; might've caused a new fashion trend.
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Nox_VDB@reddit

One of the team leaders drove the forklift into the warehouse with the arms at full height, managed to hit the water pipes running along the top of the ceiling. We caught the whole thing on CCTV, include him getting out of the forklift with both hands on his head falling to his knees in despair as water just gushed down filling up the whole space around him. It was beautiful.
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Phinbart@reddit

Majestic; someone should have slowed that down and put slow-burn, intense classical music over it for the full effect.
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JoeyJoeC@reddit

Tipped over a forklift at B&Q, resulted in a chain reaction that cost the company a bunch of money and remoted one of the managers.
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Phinbart@reddit

Glad your higher-ups got bollocked for not training you properly, rather than you. Sign of a relatively good organisation.
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Spadders87@reddit

Nearly electrocuted someone when i ran over an extension cable with a powered pump truck carrying a long cage, the cage was dragging along the floor and sheared the wire. The arc was about 4 ft in the air and was about 3ft away from my colleague. Loads of forklift accidents. One guy dumped a pallet of tiles on himself, another clipped the corner of the building taking a chunk of it out. Another pushed too far in to the racking puncturing two holes in the wall. Then there was the time someone got banding stuck around the powered pump truck who then thought it was a good idea to lift it on the forklift to unwrap it. There was CCTV footage of the moment it fell, a split second of the dude trying to 'catch' it before fortunately realising he isnt going to stop a 1 tonne + pump truck and dived out of the way. And the guy who was sacked because a manager asked him to use a blow torch on the plastic bags that got caught in the barbed wire at the top of the fencing (30 ft high). For all intents and purposes it was raining napalm in the garden centre when the area manager made an impromptu visit.
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Phinbart@reddit

That last one sounds like a 'Superintendent Chalmers visits Springfield Elementary School' plotline discarded for being too far-fetched...
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George9816@reddit

I used to be a tester at a drinks company that made pre mixed cocktails in cans and boxed wine so I would take samples of the drinks and test them for the alcohol percentage to make sure it was correct if not they would have to mix more ingredients or dilute it depending if it was to high or to low. This one day I cost the company 40k as I read the results wrong I misread it instead of 4.5% for some reason I read it as 45% sent that down to production had them dilute the whole tank down. I didn’t realise until they was nearly finished but ran down to tell them to stop by that point they wasted 40k worth of the product
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DownrightDrewski@reddit

Maybe I'm being think, but could they not just have added more of the alcoholic elements to get it back to spec?
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George9816@reddit

Yes but due to the amount of they had to pour out of the tank and the amount of vodka they had to had it cost 40k
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insertitherenow@reddit

Threw loads of boxes of stock into a compactor which was also emptied before anyone noticed. I was asked to throw boxes of off cuts away but took the wrong boxes.
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hundreddollar@reddit

Sent a Spanish companies order to Sweden and Sweden's order to Spain. Not the worst mistake to make until you find out the shipping for Spain cost £8,000 and the shipping to Sweden was £5,000. *Luckily* Spain re-shipped direct to Sweden and Sweden re-shipped direct to Spain. I still cost the company £13,000. Got a bollocking but kept my job. It *still* gets brought up to new employees 20yrs later an example of what *no*t to do. It makes me feel better because I'm not *useless*. I *can* be used as a bad example.
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Phinbart@reddit

That's the motto you need to take in life. Everything that's gone wrong or awry can be turned into a lesson and a reminder about what not to do next time. Chances are someone will have f'ed up in a similar way at some point regardless of you working there, and it just so happened you were the one it happened to.
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Arrakis_Is_Here@reddit

A former manager of mine. He was head of security for a shopping centre. I had been reminding him that for weeks, the Christmas lights switch was rapidly approaching, and he needed to make plans for the car park to stay open later than usual, instead of closing at 6.30pm. He kept fobbing me off, saying it won't be a problem. The day comes and it so happens I'm working in the car park office that day. 6.30pm comes around and there's approx 250 cars left in the car park. As he hasn't put anything in place, I finish my shift, lock up, and go home. Sure enough, a short while after 9pm, hundreds of people come back to the shopping centre to find it all locked up. They managed to contact the night security guard... who was a nasty, short tempered, vile old man who pretty much hates everyone. Instead of doing the right thing and calling someone, he just flat out refuses to do anything at all. They phone the police and the police arrive and still the night guard won't budge. Only when the 2nd night guard comes back from a beat check does anything happen. 2nd guard calls management and gets the go-ahead to open up the car park. Management tells him to not only open it up but to put the exit barriers on permanent open and let everyone out for free. The next problem is, they're exclusively the night shift. They aren't trained on operating the car park computers or know how to manually open the barriers. They don't even know which keys unlock the car park shutter. It just so happened. There was a reporter from the local paper with the angry crowd, and he ran a scathing piece on the whole dilemma. Shopping Centre management are beyond furious. Obviously, someone has to take the shit for it. So the buck stops with nasty, short tempered, vile old man night guard. He was given a written warning and disciplinary action taken against him.
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Phinbart@reddit

Glad that the stubborn old guy got a bollocking but I don't think it's fair your manager didn't get at least get partial blame apportioned to him in the repercussions.
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Arrakis_Is_Here@reddit

If he did, it happened behind closed doors. His ego is too big to admit any wrongdoing and/or punishment to go with it
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imminentmailing463@reddit

In an old job there was an intern who was really not at all tech savvy. On literally day 2 of employment he somehow got a virus on his work computer so bad that it had to be completely wiped and the operating system reinstalled. Even just imagining how he must have felt makes me feel bad. Imagine it: a 22 year old on day 2 in your first proper job, that gradual dawning realisation that you can't sort this out yourself and you're going to have to tell someone.
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SevMara@reddit

From ITs perspective, it’s not that bad assuming it wasn’t something he went out of his way to install (in which case, yep you’re in trouble). A reimage is one of the easiest, quickest things we can do. <30 minutes and he’s fully back up and running. Now if it had spread to other systems.. then he’d be in a bit of a bind! Network wide lockdowns, scans, audits and rebuilds does not make a happy IT department.
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Tattycakes@reddit

Was he on limewire or something
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imminentmailing463@reddit

From memory, he said he clicked to download something that looked like a research paper. Can't stress how unsavvy he was with technology though. He would've been very easily fooled into downloading something he shouldn't.
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worldworn@reddit

Heard something similar. the apprentice took his conpany laptop home to help with his studies. Downloaded just a huge amount of porn, and got the laptop infested. Our IT said it was the worst machine he had seen in all his 25 years.
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TywinHouseLannister@reddit

Not my colleague but a client we had, used to always call up about our software lost and confused, he was a 1 man band and vehicle mechanic.. One time we used remote desktop protocol to his machine to help him out and he just had like 100 porn tabs open haha. At work, people? really?
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MokausiLietuviu@reddit

I've been on the manager end of almost this exact interaction. I just laughed. He was a whole lot nervous than he needed to be. I'm not gonna tell him off, provided he treats this as a good learning experience. I've since moved on but I hear he's a manager now at that old place.
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JayR_97@reddit

Yeah, it's the kinda mistake you don't make twice
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PantherEverSoPink@reddit

Not a massive fuck up, but slightly related. I was in a vaguely techie, software support job. Paid less than the other guys because, y'know, female. Anyway, one genius couldn't boot up his computer one day. No idea why. IT took a look. He had FOUR GIG of files saved onto his desktop. This was 20 years ago (Jesus I'm so old) so it obviously just couldn't load Windows. He had no idea why he shouldn't have done that.....or what his Documents folder was for. He got a reputation as the "blonde bimbo" of the office after that. Went on to get himself a really good job though, I wish I had that kind of confidence.
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OkBuggger@reddit

On the first day, took their whole cloud offline. It was all tagged as "Test" and I was supposed to be cleaning up defunct VM's. So I removed them all as we had an automated test system that span up VM's when it needed. Thinking it just failed to clean them. Turned out that was all production
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NotBaldwin@reddit

DEV-OPS! DEV-OPS! DEV-OPS!
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OkBuggger@reddit

I feel offended, that's my job title. But literally the reason why I took it all offline at once was ebcause I wrote a quick script to just go through he list and parse out who was "Test" and remove it
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NotBaldwin@reddit

Hey, we've all done things like that. I just like chanting "DEV-OPS!" when you hear about something like this as Devops is a methodology that empowers you to apply a mistake to your entire environment.
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carlovski99@reddit

Much smaller scale, but I've been having a similar discussion recently. We need to bounce a box, its got DEV in the name, so I assumed It should be fine to do any time, just let the dev team know. Nope - apparently kills a big chunk of our production system. Fortunately I asked before doing!
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watsee@reddit

Worked with someone who maintained the company intranet & for a laugh they made a copy of it, but changed all of the content to be pictures and articles slagging off the company and the managers. He also made some content making outlandish claims about himself being the new CEO and that everyone was fired. He sent it around to a few of us with a sense of humour to have a laugh at & nothing more happened. However, after some sort of internal failure which brought the whole intranet down (and he was under intense pressure to get it working again from management) - he somehow managed to upload the incorrect zipped up backup & published his joke version of the intranet to the entire company. He was allowed to rectify the mistake, taken into an office & left. He never came back.
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United_Evening_2629@reddit

Lad I worked with put a bush whacker (tractor-mounted hedge trimmer for field edges) through the steel guy cable of an electricity pole that the hedge had grown around. Without the guy cable’s support, the weight of the cables caused the pole to lean, dropping the electrical cables into a tree top. This caused a short (accompanied by appropriate fireworks) and took out power for a load of local houses. We heard the bang about a mile away in the yard and when he called our boss the first thing he said was, “That sounded expensive”. Covered by the insurance, of course, but can’t have been cheap.
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BlackadderIA@reddit

We had a great double screw up. Firstly, someone tried to nip under the wing of a parked aircraft in a forklift and clipped it instead. Required a replacement aileron worth £100k. Then they needed to ship the damaged aileron to Shorts in Belfast for repair. For reasons no one could quite figure out dispatch messed up the address. Instead of Shorts the aircraft manufacturer they instead shipped it to a small bakers shop that also happened to be called Shorts. The aileron was about 15-foot long and in a specialist transport container. They eventually worked out their mistake when Shorts Aircraft asked why it hadn’t turned up, sheepishly phoned the bakery who said they had it in their back room and were wondering what the hell it was.
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Missbhavin58@reddit

A family member who has to remain nameless was once tasked with designing a new wind tunnel. After construction had started it was noted that some of the measurements were in metric and some in imperial.........many £000s later and a very red face
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WordsMort47@reddit

This sounds like a Peep Show bit lol
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Missbhavin58@reddit

Given that his iq puts him in the top 3% you'd have thought he would double check everything. Sadly for the company he didn't
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TrueSpins@reddit

That family member should have seen this coming a kilometre off.
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Allydarvel@reddit

Give him a centimetre and he'll take a mile
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LPL09@reddit

Did it blow over
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Nuclear_Geek@reddit

Mine happened one time when I was working in my department's specialised pharmacy unit, making up vials of radioactive tracers for scans. I slipped while manipulating an uncapped syringe, and managed to go through the double layer of gloves and stick a decent amount of radioactivity into my finger. This caused a pretty significant delay for the department, as the area was no longer clean, having potentially been contaminated with my blood. My colleague had to do a full, highly thorough clean, while I went off to have my hand measured to try to work out just how radioactive it was. The answer: Very. I spent the entire morning washing the hand, scrubbing it, soaking it in a special wash, sweating it in a nitrile glove - anything to try to remove as much radioactivity as possible. When it reached the point where nothing else was coming off, I was still required to wear a glove to avoid risking contaminating anything I touched. What makes it even more noteworthy is that I had theatre tickets that night. I wasn't too radioactive to be around people, but I still had to wear this blue medical glove to the theatre. Luckily I was able to be switched to less radiation-intensive duties for a while, so my hand radiation dose stayed within the safety limit for the year.
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Snoopy5876@reddit

Client rep. was on our site years ago, decent guy so no issue there, however as he was self employed he decided he would double dip, he was working for another client, on another site simultaneously, he was managing his time well etc. it also meant he was out of my hair for half a day which is always nice. Anyway come end of the week and the obligatory issuing of weekly reports, he sent the wrong reports to the wrong clients. No more double dipping for you my friend.
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pleasant_equation@reddit

Working at a tech startup - made a change which deleted a bunch of tickets (the tickets weren’t needed) not knowing that this was causing ticket update records to be created on a database we had By the time it was noticed £4k in fees had been acrued for essentially no reason Oh! And this was in a time when the company was also struggling just to add fuel to the fire Surprisingly I never got reprimanded and they just wanted to know what/how it happened and whether it would continue.
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h00dman@reddit

I sent £8.5k to the wrong client once. That's when I learned how small an amount of money that is in the finance industry.
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ThginkAccbeR@reddit

I did that once. Put the sort code from one bank and the account number from a different bank on the paperwork (yes, paperwork. Was about 25 years ago.) and sent £2.5b to nowhere. It was my new boss’ second day on the job, I’d been there for years. First we knew of it was a call from the receiving bank asking where the payment was! Me: Am I fired? Boss: only if I find out it went to your personal account. The money was found and sent along. Boss checked my paperwork for several months after that.
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paperpangolin@reddit

I sent £100k to a supplier's old bank account while covering a payment run for a colleague. As a 20yo I was crapping myself, but turns out that's still considered a small amount of money in the construction industry. Helped that the supplier still had access to the old account at least. Phew!
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GrandWazoo0@reddit

It sounds like this wasn’t really your fault, presumably someone had forgotten to remove the old account from the system.
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paperpangolin@reddit

They hadn't updated details on the bank portal and had filed the paperwork in a different folder to how I filed mine (we managed a subsidiary each so somewhat separate but similar roles so I knew how to cover the payment process), but I should have checked the bank details on the invoice as a matter of habit. Just easy to forget when you pay the same suppliers every month. It was a reminder of a need for better controls - after that, accounts got put on hold on the accounting systemon receipt of new bank details until the bank details were changed on the bank portal so invoices wouldn't be pulled through on the payment run.
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tinytinycommander@reddit

I've worked at multiple financial services companies and I don't think there's been a single one that hasn't accidentally sent amounts totalling over a million quid to the wrong place. From what I've heard it's especially fun to try to retrieve the money when it's sent out in small chunks to accounts belong to members of the public.
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ratscabs@reddit

Somebody accidentally forwarded an email chain to a client without realising that lower down it included an exchange between some colleagues bitching about what an obnoxious twat this client was. He pulled the account, worth at least £1m/year.
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Pavlover2022@reddit

This happened at my work too years ago - slightly different scenario but it entailed employees of a public authority bitching about an external person. Wouldve never come to light had the email chain not come up in a search related to a freedom of information request made by the external persons employer . It had to be disclosed. They dispatched a senior bod to meet with the individual face to face, show them the emails and explain what had happened to the people who had made the comments. It was all alright in the end but oooof, that must have been a hell of an awkward meeting
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CheeseToasties_@reddit

How do these unprofessional things happen to often?
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TywinHouseLannister@reddit

If you've ever worked for a financial institution you'll know they hire a lot of people to just do grunt work like placing orders etc.. Those people aren't necessarily working or trained in a professional field.. besides that, if human error is possible then it will happen.
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IansGotNothingLeft@reddit

Sometimes people are human and having a bad day, then they make an error in judgement. And sometimes people are just arseholes who don't really care.
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EquivalentIsopod7717@reddit

Someone in my team at a previous job got the lowest performance rating possible because they were apparently so incompetent that a customer walked away and took their business elsewhere. Don't know who that was or what the full story was, but ouch.
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Special-Confusion-85@reddit

This literally happened at my workplace 2/3 months ago. Why do people bitch on email 😂😂 save that for Teams 🤣
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IansGotNothingLeft@reddit

My boss did this to a customer. Thankfully only worth a few hundred. She didn't give a flying shit about it, but if it was me it would have been a different story.
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flashpile@reddit

Working for a decently big brokerage. Someone sent an invoice to one of our clients, but gave them the supporting documentation of a different client who used the same service. Problem was, the information was *very* detailed. It not only included a list of every single trade executed by the client in the month on our platform, but also the commission rate that we charge the client on every market. The rates are highly secretive, as each client is on a different fee structure depending on what they can negotiate - making matters worse was the client receiving the file was paying a higher rate than the file they receive.
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AshyTreats@reddit

Used to work as a support specialist for a fintech, and the number 1 thing we don't do when talking to customers, is tell them if they're being investigated for fraud, for what I hope are pretty obvious reasons. I had a new manager that was throwing their weight around trying to get us to hit insane targets with a 2 person team after she fired the 3rd for not being trained quick enough due to there not being anyone with the spare time to train him. Anyway 1 night my coworker is off sick so it's just me covering the phones for our entire NA customer base, obviously the lines can't be unattended during my lunch break so she reluctantly agrees to cover for me during this time. She takes 1 call, it's for a company taking money through us that is currently being investigated for 6 figure fraud... And she just... Tells them this. I know because we had a review with the head of customer service about it and everyone was shown the call as a case study on what not to do. I ended up leaving a couple months later because that place had no end of dysfunctions, but god damn she was an over confident piece of trash.
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EsmuPliks@reddit

Tech. People leaking AWS keys and some "hacker" spending a couple hundred thousand on mining bitcoin is pretty standard. As is some intern dropping a database and the costs being in the tens of thousands of lost revenue whilst it gets restored.
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Fairwolf@reddit

Previous job working in a SOC. Coworker got an alert for a phishing website and went through our usual process to investigate it. During the process he looked at the link in a sandbox, then when the fake authentication page showed up, he inexplicably entered his actual credentials into it. That was a fun day.
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Odd_Example_8242@reddit

I was working on a sailing yacht and didn't bother to tie the anchor chain up properly before we set off. We sailed through some rough weather in the middle of the night and there was a weird clinking noise going on for quite some time. I thought huh wonder what that is, didn't investigate, forgot about it and went to sleep. Daylight came and I realised the entire thing had dropped right into the sea. There was just a big space where the anchor was supposed to be. The new one cost the owner £10k.
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anonredstar@reddit

Not me, story passed through from years back. Nurse didn't have an insulin syringe, used a normal syringe but didn't convert. Gave 100x the dose of insulin, killed the patient. She was struck off.
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theoriginalShmook@reddit

I once emptied a post office sorting depot. I was working at height on the ventilation system and there were light or laser beams high up for smoke detection. I was told they had been switched off so we could work. They weren't. A car park full of people and fire engines resulted in a manager type trying to give me a bollocking until I showed him the work permit. With his signature on it.
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AbsoluteScenes4@reddit

Not my fuck up but one that impacted me I was working in membership recruitment for a fairly posh hotel/spa. One day I managed to sign up a couple for a lifetime membership which they were paying several grand for. I was on salary plus commission plus bonuses for achieving income targets so this was going to be a nice bump on my paycheque that month As they had already paid for their Spa sessions that day we agreed to refund them so they could cover them with their new memebrship card. I took them to the guy at the front desk to sort out refunding their fees for the day and taking a payment for their new membership package. Front desk guy was great with customers but was also the most technologically inept man I have ever met. This was a guy who didn't own a computer and who a week after buying a smart phone took it back in favour of getting his old mid 00s nokia repaired because he just couldn't figure out how to use a modern phone. Whenever he had to process a refund to a bank card he always got himself into a total panic and ended up fucking it up so I made sure I had showed him how to do it earlier that day. But of course he fucked it up again and managed to pay the full price of their lifetime memberships on to their cards, essentially paying them several thousand pounds that came off my income target tracker and cost me a huge commission. Of course they realised what he had done and quickly left never to be seen again.
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InsertHomePageUp1@reddit

Someone had accidentally overwritten multiple tables that had no backups. No backups at all and all the historical data was gone. Poof. Glad that shit wasn't me haha.
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Ill_Citron_8473@reddit

I accidentally spent nearly £600 on a stalled AWS instance once. It was a process I'd never done before so I didn't know how long it should have taken and also didn't know how to recognise a stalled job. Oops.
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ternfortheworse@reddit

When I was a trainee at a high st bank I was left unsupervised to config a database on the mainframe. Didn’t really know what I was doing. Missed an error code and when they tried to bring the atm system up after nightly maintenance about 5% of them failed. That’s a lot. Decision made to back out the change so all atms were brought down to do this, during the working day, for about 5 mins. In fairness to them I never got any shit for it - the people who left me unsupervised to do it on the other hand…
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carlovski99@reddit

That's good to hear, and as it should be.
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WerewolfNo890@reddit

Deleted all of the databases that we host for a somewhat major retail chain. About 50k employees.
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PurpleEsskay@reddit

I once accidentally wiped all the property images for a well known real estate listing site. Came into work the next morning with a 404 not found image stuck to my desk.
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Rh-27@reddit

🤣 great way to sack someone
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Throwaroo663@reddit

When I was in the army, I was often guard shift commander. Basically manning a desk at the guardhouse and making sure people sign in. Let’s be honest you’d never worry about the IRA or ISIS, you’re biggest nightmare (and source of entertainment) was drunk squaddies returning from a night out. Most camps have a policy where you can book guests over the weekend, partners etc. usually just present their ID at the guardhouse. Bit annoying but obviously an army barracks must have rules. I was on duty once and a couple of blokes and a woman came staggering in from on the piss to sign back in. I didn’t recognise this lot. And I just assumed this woman was a civilian being brought back for an ‘after party’. So I told them, oi, you need to sign your guest in’. Turns out she was a Sergeant (2 ranks above moi) I didn’t recognise her as she was at our camp on a course, Not from my regiment .So essentially I was disrespecting her by assuming she was a civilian who had just been pulled by 2 squaddies. And tbf, that was disrespectful of me however she wasn’t exactly behaving like a sgt when she came in. Got such a grilling, luckily as she was pissed and quite nasty, it didn’t really ‘count’ and nothing more was said. The other blokes with her, no idea what rank, we’re sound and lead her away.
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tired-ppc-throwaway@reddit

What the fuck - would she rather you let folk in you didn't recognise for fear of disrespecting someone?
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Throwaroo663@reddit

Well, in this situation and probably most barracks, a soldier will check IDs at the gate and then you’ll go into the guardroom to sign in
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tired-ppc-throwaway@reddit

True but relying on the folk at the gate to have done their job probably is a bit dangerous. If I were the sergent I'd have just confirmed my identity and moved on. Can't be too secure in her job kicking off like that
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mumwifealcoholic@reddit

I was smoking in the office ( 25 years ago we still did!). An hour later I realised the office was filled with smoke. the place burned to the ground! I called my boss...."Please don't be mad".....he was mad.
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Milk_Savings@reddit

Was an intern at a logistics company in Hong Kong. We used to bring in a Boeing 747 load of lettuce for a fast food chain every day from from Australia... not a typo, every morning one whole planeload of lettuce for their burgers... One day, it was discovered upon opening the cargo hatch of the 747 that there was only one crate. Yes one crate. The fucking plane flew thousands of kilometers to carry one crate of lettuce from Australia to Hong Kong. Someone had mistakenly keyed in 10kg instead of 10,000kg or whatever.
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misterriz@reddit

I used to work for an umbrella company on sales ledger. Used to get big payments in, around 500k as a Bacs run for up to 100 contractors and I'd allocate it out to the right people. Got a remittance one day from them for 500k but nothing in our bank. They'd sent it to just one of the contractors instead of us, they absolutely shat themselves.
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OscarsWhiskers@reddit

Worked for a toiletries/cosmetics factory when I wasn’t long out of school (a long time ago now) made it up the ranks of the team to be involved in the bottle machine cleaning. Well one day I went and filled up a big drum full of ethanol, popped the lid on and clipped it shut. Off I set happily, unknowingly as to what would happen next, pushing it through into the factory floor, thing is there was a slight lip where the roller door came down. It tipped over, seemed like it all happened in slow motion, lid pinged off and it was a sea of ethanol everywhere. Whole place just stopped and went silent whilst I stood there like a lemon. Boss got a cleaning crew and I fecked off for a break 🤣
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worldworn@reddit

Co worker had a massive outbursts at the manager who had just started cancer treatment (common knowledge at this point), over something utterly trivial. Rather than apologise or just keep his head down, few days later, he has a massive go at someone else about it. And storms out of work. Not being one for logical decisions, he raises a complaint with HR against the pair of them. When the manager had to take leave for treatment, stand in manager tells him he won't put up with his crap and will deal with him. Doesn't last a week before he suspends him, comes back gets moved to another team. Quits.
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TrainEatLearnRepeat@reddit

Ran a huge delete statement on a production database table, thinking I was on my local test db. Luckily, I only deleted old shite data, and no harm was done.
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ljm3003@reddit

Worked in property repossession. Repossessed someone’s house due to non payment of their mortgage. After the sale the solicitors requested our bank details to send the sale proceeds. Colleague accidentally gave the customer’s (who had their property repossessed) bank details. Took months and tens of thousands in legal fees to get the money back.
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IansGotNothingLeft@reddit

This is delicious.
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Footner@reddit

Lol that’s hilarious
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docmagoo2@reddit

[what about the contractor in Belfast who destroyed a historic building as he left a blowtorch burning and went for lunch](Belfast Primark fire: Companies fined £80k each for safety breaches https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-66054408) £100milliom rebuild cost
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Shelfside123@reddit

An old company had these big Sequent (since killed by IBM) servers that were used to run the main software required for the business; these things came in their own cabinet that needed 3-phase power. We had just bought a new one (not far off £500k if memory serves), so we got a sparky in to set up the 3-phase but he made a mistake with it so the moment this brand new, very expensive, server was turned on for the first time there was a ‘pop’, followed by a very complex insurance / legal battle
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sihasihasi@reddit

I worked at filling-plant for well-known LPG cylinder company. At the time I was one of two people on the day shift in the "tank farm", we unloaded the tankers and ran the pumps sending the gas down to the various cylinder filling lines in the plant. Some work needed doing on one of the lines, so I turned those pumps off. Fitter man went to do his maintenance, which included evacuating the gas lines. There were "interlocks", to ensure you only had one valve open at a time, but he'd not bothered with them, and managed to crack the evacuation line without them. He finished off, gave me the thumbs-up to turn the pumps back on. 10 minutes later, there was a huge, rapidly expanding cloud of Butane gas pumping out of the 30-foot high vent stack, rolling off the roof of the factory next door, and _onto the electrified railway line just outside the fence_. It was estimated that we lost about _four tonnes_ of Butane. That's a fuckload of LPG to be somewhere you don't want it. It's a miracle that there was no major incident.
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Equivalent_Tiger_7@reddit

Let a military navigation gyro overheat. No need to put down how much they cost.
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mastersofspace@reddit

What is a military gyro and how much do they cost?
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Equivalent_Tiger_7@reddit

It lets you know what direction you are going. About £250000?
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Sea_Page5878@reddit

So you fucked the navigation system on a Royal Navy ship?
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Equivalent_Tiger_7@reddit

Yep. And we were due to sail that day.
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OkBuggger@reddit

Nothing! It's the military! It's like all this posturing of "feed are homeless not Ukraine!" shit at the moment. Pretty much everything they've had is just old-stock, it's already been spunked out of "are taxes"
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RedbeardRagnar@reddit

Why’s there no need?
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Equivalent_Tiger_7@reddit

Because you know it's 6 figures!
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corickle@reddit

A guy I work with made a mistake which cost the business £1 million pounds. He was closing down a depot (which he should have done) then went into another depot and closed it down (by accident). My boss realised it was more a system error than his fault but when they interviewed him he lied repeatedly and was very defensive. So they sacked him but initially they weren’t going to.
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frn@reddit

Sounds like he was shitting himself over the loss of £1m for the business. That's gonna do funny things to you. Bit harsh to fire him when it turned out to not be his fault. Honestly, sounds like they were looking for someone to throw under the buss.
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MrP1232007@reddit

We had someone go from a right bollocking to sacked because they tried to lie their way out of it. If they'd have come clean then it could have all been sorted much quicker.
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corickle@reddit

I can see why he panicked but they honestly weren’t going to throw him under the bus.
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EconomyLingonberry63@reddit

Worked at dpd in a sorting warehouse, on my 1st day 2 hours in a box got stuck on the conveyor belt, a colleague shouts for me to hit the button to stop the conveyor, there’s about 10 buttons and a big red stop button, so I hit the big red stop button, turns out that was the wrong choice. shuts down the entire site for about a hour while they have to reset the system, management went mad at me, I said I needed to go toilet and went home,
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ZookeepergameOk2759@reddit

I’ve watched someone reverse into racking in a forklift and caused 250 grands worth of damage ,bloody good forklift driver though most of the time.
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sihasihasi@reddit

And that's why you (should) have boots on your racking.
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lordsteve1@reddit

As a forklift driver I know that your day can go from amazing to utterly shit within just a few mm of misjudging something. Lol.
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RepresentativeWay734@reddit

In the early 2000's I was tasked to fit some meter coils around main fuse boards for the different floors of an office block. The floor's had been leased out to various high tech firms and they wanted to make sure they paid the correct amount for electricity. In the main switch room there was several isolators and i had marked the ones that needed working on. Jack the maintenance manager checked his floor plan and agreed i could start. Nowadays you get split coils which wrap around cables but i had to remove the cables from the isolator to fit said coils. I had completed the job and was tidying up . Some dude with a ponytail came running in and asked had i turned the electric off. I pointed out the isolators i had worked on and dude with ponytail runs off. Two minutes later more people with ponytails and Jack came inquiring what i had turned off. It turns out the isolators had been labelled wrong and i had actually crashed half of the UK'S internet. Jack at this point was calling me incompetent to save his own arse. I pointed out to Jack and the ponytail dudes the mark i had put on the isolator which Jack okayed. It's funny to watch when it's not your fault.
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Allydarvel@reddit

> It's funny to watch when it's not your fault. I worked at Farnell on the day the original Raspberry Pi launched. It was the busiest sales day ever as everyone wanted to get a Pi...well busiest day until around 10am when a construction worker in a digger on the road outside dug up our internet cables.
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multitude_of_drops@reddit

Someone at my school opened a scam email and clicked a dodgy link. The ransomware crashed all the computers, Microsoft, emails, phones, CCTV cameras, printers and clocking in machines at over 50 schools in London for 4 weeks.
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citeursauces@reddit

I had a coworker who forgot about confidential client medical records left on his car roof and drove off. They shouldn't have been outside the office in the first place. Got fired.
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WittyNomDePlume@reddit

Not my biggest f*ck-up, but my first: In the early 90's I had a week's work experience placement in a computer shop. I watched while a new, blank computer was "imaged" (I think the term was) from the master, i.e copied all the Windows OS and drivers over. I decided to be helpful and do the next one myself. I set it up backwards, copied the blank across and wiped the master pooter. Manager had to reinstall everything from scratch. I spent the rest of the week sweeping up, breaking down old boxes, etc...
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MarcoJono@reddit

My S/O accidentally binned my store keys. I stayed after close to wait for the locksmith to come and change the locks. It was a Friday night and throughout the night I was messaging my store manager with updates while she was at a party. She then accidentally replied to me saying how much she fucking hates her job and that she needs to discuss a career change with the intended recipient when they next meet. She then quickly messaged again saying it was meant for her charity work she did on the side. I was gobsmacked but it was hilarious. I told her not to worry and we never spoke about it again. Word did get around the team, however, as a colleague was with me at the time to see my initial reaction.
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another_awkward_brit@reddit

A roofer set the building on fire. He tried to get away with solo working but spilled some flammable liquid and then knocked over his hot torch. Instead of raising the alarm, he just fucked off - we had no idea until the automatic alarm went off. The stock loss was huge.
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fanwuella@reddit

Sounds like the Belfast Primark fire
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another_awkward_brit@reddit

While similar, sadly no.
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HawkyMacHawkFace@reddit

Someone added the wrong antioxidant to 50 tonnes of cooking oil. We had to slowly blend it into other batches of oil over the next few months so it was undetectable
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OhCleo@reddit

Supermarket cashier many years back. Saturday night. I was young and naive. Two blokes came through with loads of alcohol, meat, nappies etc. I was pretty stupid not to recognise something was dodgy… One guy distracted me while the other walked out with a full trolley without paying - it must’ve been hundreds of pounds worth. I felt so fucking stupid and embarrassed for falling for such an obvious con. They picked my checkout deliberately: young female cashier, late evening, right by the door. Thankfully security and management didn’t give me a bollocking… they could see I was just naive and scared and stupid.
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Iwentforalongwalk@reddit

Someone left a laptop with millions of customer accounts data in the trunk of their rental car in a business trip. Car was vandalized and the laptop was stolen. The company is a huge bank that you know.
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Hungry_Woodpecker_60@reddit

I connected some pipework up wrong and ran a production line for eight hours creating thousands of rejects that cost the company over £100,000 (the product we made contained Platinum Group Metals). I never even got a warning and they put me in charge of that line permanently a few weeks later. Apparently there was supposed to be an interlock to prevent human error and it had been deactivated.
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Jezbod@reddit

Not me, but an old friend that was a "food scientist" for the avian ocular company. He would make up the HUGE vat of sauce for the cod in sauce, think 150KG minimum. I got the impression that it was quite expensive at the time, due to the process to get the mix right. He was just about to sign off on the batch and get it moved to the production line when he suddenly, and unexpectedly, sneezed. The vat (and his face) was not covered... He wrote the batch off and started the job again. This is the same company that the SAP system was borked. They ordered 2 containers of frozen peas and 2 containers of ice creams turned up. Cornettos , or the equivalent, if I remember correctly
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m0le@reddit

On our biggest annual mailing, the person setting it up didn't include the company logo. It was only noticed once it was printed, folded and stuffed into envelopes (technically it had been reported as it was printing but only came to the right persons attention after everything was ready to go). We had to destroy over 1 million letters, quite literally truckloads, and reprint them, get reprints of all the inserts, new envelopes, etc. All at super-express speeds so a massive premium.
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oddthought74937@reddit

I locked 300 people in a cinema... some years ago I was the duty manager in a cinema in London. I looked at the last film on the list which had finished so I left the team cleaning up and lock the front door and went upstairs, what I had failed to take into account was the fact that the second to last film to start that night was pirates of the Caribbean, which had a run time of about 4fucking hours and hadn't finished. The team for some unknown reason instead of calling me ushered everyone out the fire exit. I returned the next day to the general manager looking mighty pissed off. I left that job shortly after.
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LPL09@reddit

At least you'd locked some staff in lol If it was one of the last pirates of the Carribbean and they'd been left in to stew all night it would've been like releasing a horde
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LondonCycling@reddit

I guess there was that time a student who had downloaded the Al-Qaeda training manual to use as part of a PhD in counter-terrorism, a document which was available in the university library, and which can be bought on Amazon; was arrested under the Terrorism Act. Then a staff member tried to point out it was related to his MA/PhD research, and they arrested the staff member as well. Then the Vice-Chancellor put out a statement saying if you access terrorist material for your work, you run the risk of arrest, so academics criticised him for not defending academic freedom. Then the university's only counter-terrorism expert quit and published an academic paper about how the university fucked up. The university complained to the journal and got the paper taken down. Then a bunch of academics, including Noam Chomsky, published an open letter in The Guardian saying he should be reinstated. Then Wikileaks got hold of police, university, CPS, and Home Office emails and memos and published them, demonstrating the university was secretly recording student protests and Middle East seminars. Then there were BBC and Channel 4 media appearances, and some more overseas also. Then the student sued the police force for keeping inaccurate local terrorism intel on his record, including a false assertion that he had a terrorism conviction. They eventually agreed to delete it and pay him £20k in compensation. I imagine that was a pretty big fuck up for the VC, the Security team, the HR department.
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quackers987@reddit

Do you have that just ready to copy and paste, or do you type it out every time?
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LondonCycling@reddit

I actually just Google for it and copy it from a previous comment.
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setokaiba22@reddit

Do you know you could save the comment in your profile and you wouldn’t need to google it? Could save you a few seconds
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Delduath@reddit

Why though?
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LondonCycling@reddit

Karma for old rope innit
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chuffywedge@reddit

No shame
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LondonCycling@reddit

None at all.
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Delduath@reddit

Fair enough. I'm going to start posting it on every thread now and get me some karma too.
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LondonCycling@reddit

Sure, live the dream.
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FulaniLovinCriminal@reddit

Because this topic comes up multiple times a week, might as well mock it and reap the sweet, sweet karma. Etc.
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LondonCycling@reddit

It seems to come in waves tbh. Seen it twice this week, but swear it's been a couple of months before that.
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Crafty_Ambassador443@reddit

When I read this, I feel like this happens to us all https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=W9_Cm0PuuPymdjpb
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LondonCycling@reddit

I got Rick Rolled by Rick Astley himself at a Peter Kay gig in Manchester years ago. I think he's owning it.
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Life-Wolverine-318@reddit

How do you manage to get this in to every fucking thread
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LondonCycling@reddit

It's surprising how often people ask basically the same question in this sub. See also: * Do you drink water from the bathroom tap? * If you got £x today, what would you spend it on? * Is 9am too early to cut the grass on a weekend?
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Crafty_Ambassador443@reddit

At this point we are all just getting Rick Rolled. Stop it damn it
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YchYFi@reddit

You are the king of storytelling.
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LondonCycling@reddit

Diolch, cariad!
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Dextervex9@reddit

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nottingham_Two
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kamemoro@reddit

yess! been a while since the last time i saw this one (although there was a similar but differently worded question a few days ago that made me think of the al-qaeda manual haha).
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Leotardleotard@reddit

The never ending story haha. I kept reading and expecting each line to be the end but oh no, there was more to come every time.
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WhatASillyOldHector@reddit

How many more times? I could probably recite this post word for word from memory now.
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edhitchon1993@reddit

A client paid for support through a tender process. They paid a non-trivial amount of money for the support, they were advised early on that they were very unlikely to win (new entry into the market, competing against companies who had previously successfully supplied products to this customer etc.) but elected to continue. The bid rules stipulated how many pages you were allowed - T&Cs and technical data could however be included as appendices. A lot of back and forth later (reducing their first attempt from over 8000 pages to the permitted 30). I the end we did very nearly everything, but they had to submit it to the customer. They were sent the final pdf and we all awaited the score. They scored 0. They had added a new front page and an "Executive forward", pushing the bid three pages over the limit - and more critically pushing the price (the only thing they had going for them) on to a page now excluded from what would be read by the panel. Disqualified for a non compliant bid. Hundreds of thousands of pounds gone for a pretty front cover and some nonsense words. In all honesty they weren't going to win, and they should have cut their losses tens of thousands of pounds earlier, but still - what a way to blow it.
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worrymon@reddit

Tried to cover up a multi million dollar mistake. If he'd fessed up, he'd still have the job. He ended up turning a profit on the deal, but honesty is more important.
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inevitable_dave@reddit

Old boy at work refused to listen to the "young guns" because he knew everything. There were a few incidents like this, but this was the worst by a long way. He had taken over a role looking after the sewage system on board and needed to clean down the membranes. Halfway through, I pointed out that he hadn't flushed and drained down the lines as he was preparing to uncouple the elbows connecting them and was informed that he knew what he was doing. I reinforced the idea that maybe it'd be prudent, and was told to fuck off, so left him to his own devices. I was working round the corner, so new immediately when he'd fucked up. The smell went from background annoyance to eyewatering in seconds. This was quickly followed by a flood of (what was later estimated to be) around 7 tons of untreated effluent spreading out across the deck. It took weeks to get rid of the smell, and contaminated the bilge system so badly we ended up requiring a special barge to discharge into and then tank cleaners to deep clean the bilge tanks, costing tens of thousands. The chief recommended that he seek an early retirement from being at sea, but I think this was also ignored.
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VixenRoss@reddit

When I was 18, one of the girls want trained on the till properly and was giving away cash as cash back. A customer was panicking because she was putting through a sale, and was about to just give her £50 from the till. Apparently one till was down £200 one weekend, and the manager checked the CCTV, and was going through the records trying to locate the missing £200.
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aarontbarratt@reddit

I deleted the customers database. We had a backup so it was fine, but the customer was pretty mad when their shit stopped working all of a sudden
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RunawayPenguin89@reddit

I was in the design department at a factory that make plastic shop fittings and Fixings. Shelf brackets, the trays for No. 7 make up, that sort of thing. My first lone project was a simple bracket that had a 90 degree bend in. Make the CAD/CAM files, sent them to the machines, got them all cut out. 10,000 off. The guy who was set to put the bend in them brought one up to my office, showed me and asked if it was right, I said yes. So off he goes to start bending all 10k of them. Thing is, he'd bent it the wrong way (left instead of right). It was caught by the big boss about 2000 in. I'm more detail oriented now.
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gamergrid@reddit

I was sitting in Stockley Park after having just come back from a tough international shift. Only 48 hours had past and the flight home was a rough one. I had to be in early afternoon for prep and comms between the other lads. I was only half concentrating at the time, getting my next level of Marvel Snap when my colleagues, Daniel and Michael asked me to check some footage. I looked up, saw it pretty clearly and completed the check. I went back to my game because I was just about to slap down a Hulk and 3-0 some noob. Suddenly this kid from just off uni asked if I was sure, I was like "yeah bro, its fine". Thirty seconds later, I realised the mistake that it wasn't actually offside. I didn't know what to do so just said there wasn't anything we could do. I don't actually know the rules of football that well, so we I nudged Dan and just said we couldn't do anything. I used a bit of profanity too so the lads would think I was seriously upset about my mistake but I don't really care. Bit of an error, but I'll be back at work in a fortnight and have got some more work in UAE that pays way better anyway. Those 90 mins got me to level 65 in Snap at least.
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Pantomimehorse1981@reddit

First job I worked in the office but we all went out for lunch pints on a Friday including warehouse staff ( AHH the 90s) All rolled back fairly pissed and we decided it was a good idea to have a race round the warehouse with the forklifts which was probably fine for them but me having never driven one pretty much straight away crashed it at high speed into the warehouse racking meaning a massive section had to be replaced costing a shit tonne. I was working my notice anyway but that became my last day by mutual agreement.
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Jaikus@reddit

Not too bad in the grand scheme of things, but bricked/burnt out a £600 mainboard by plugging an internal UPS in to the wrong header. Boss mounted it to the wall as a "Lest We Forget" for future newbies.
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unkytravelingmatt@reddit

Two girls carting a hot water urn. One on each end of the trolley. They don’t see the corner and the urn tips. One girl grabs the urn and gets drenched in boiling water. Horrible thing. Can still hear her screaming if I think about it.
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fluffton@reddit

Made someone temporarily lose £2.5m...
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rumbletom@reddit

Missing out uck
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