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NO. WIRE. HANGERS! EVEEEEEER!!!!!!

Posted by TransitJohn@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 52 comments

Three hundred dollar dress, on a wire hanger!

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boondoggler@reddit

Dont know why this movie gets shit on so much, be it for being too camp, incorrectly paced, or whatever...I love it. I saw it as a teen and years after, and have always loved it. It's like Raiders, Aliens or Goodfellas for me, Always rewatchable and never gets old.
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Whispyrn@reddit

I don't think I even have any wire hangers anymore.
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vonnietwice@reddit

"TINA!!!! BRING ME THE AXE!!!" đŸ„€đŸȘ“đŸ˜Ą
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GTFOakaFOD@reddit

"Jesus Christ"
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mobfather@reddit

Since the repeal of Roe vs Wade, I feel like many Americans help a single wire hanger in their garage for emergencies.
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ApatheistHeretic@reddit

You magnificent bastard, I need a new keyboard now after spewing my drink reading that.
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cuppa_tea_4_me@reddit

Me too
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Tinkeybird@reddit

I have one single wire hanger to reach behind our entertainment unit to reach cords. That's the only one in the house.
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DesertRatt@reddit

Christina: There's a liquor store to the right. Joan Crawford: I should've know you'd know where to find the boys *and* the booze.
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East_Reading_3164@reddit

My kind of gal
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losingmy_edge@reddit

So you've met my mother
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YellIntoWishingWells@reddit

Hey sibling!
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losingmy_edge@reddit

Hey you!
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Nixx_Mazda@reddit

I don't really get this reference. When I think of wire hangers I'm reminded of how we cut them to use as bong pokers.
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melmsz@reddit

You're not wrong
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QueenPeggyOlsen@reddit

It's from the overtly camp movie, Mommie Dearest.
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OpalWildwood@reddit

Wire coat hangers *know* not to come to my closets.
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QueenPeggyOlsen@reddit

I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt!
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nochickflickmoments@reddit

I just threw out some wire hangers. I have no idea how they got in my house.
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EddieBoop@reddit

For me, this is one of the greatest movies of all time. I watched it again last week and then did some googling to find that it's mostly ridiculed and Faye Runaway is embarrassed about it. What a shame.
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MelpomeneAndCalliope@reddit

I know. I love the campiness of it and it’s such a cultural touchstone, I feel bad that Faye doesn’t even want to think about it. She was phenomenal and set the standard for camp.
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Mermayden@reddit

oh my god did you ever read the book though? Heartbreaking.
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GSM67@reddit

Wasn’t it a $500 dress?
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Baby_Button_Eyes@reddit

a typical Baby Boomer example of parenting: I must have told my mother when I was 9 yrs old that she was a mean mom. Because she decided to record “Mommie Dearest” and told my aunt, “if she thinks I‘m mean, I’ll show her a real mean mom!” So she plops me in front of this cult movie about a crazy mother and even tho I’m only 9, i can tell it’s overacted and campy. My mom made me a fan of “Mommy Dearest” when that wasn’t her goal.
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oldgeek123@reddit

You know there is a problem when they go "if you think I'm bad, look at that example over there!!" lol My mom did the same thing.
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pdm2002@reddit

Scrub Christina, scrub!
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cuppa_tea_4_me@reddit

And I do not have any wire hangers in my house. This must be why
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Duude_Hella@reddit

Hahaha I was just organizing my closet 10 minutes ago and ended up yelling this out, my husband in the other room was laughing.
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Beyond_Re-Animator@reddit

When this movie came out my little sister started calling our mom Mommie Dearest. She freaked out.
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Ginger8682@reddit

The kids were adopted from Georgia Tanns adoption agency who kidnapped kids from hospitals when they were babies. It’s a sad story. So many moms were told their kids died during child birth. The doctors and nurses were paid off. She adopted kids out to a lot of wealthy and connected people. There’s a few documentaries about it.
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doctorsynth1@reddit

“No hanging wires!” - Bender
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danieljohnsonjr@reddit

Still one of the most scary scenes in a movie.
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BigBaldFourEyes@reddit

My older sister would occasionally reenact this scene as one form of torment growing up.
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MizzGee@reddit

Honestly, so many of my clothes never even make it out of the laundry room.
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HonnyBrown@reddit

So many of my clothes don't leave the dryer
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ItsDarwinMan82@reddit

TINA!!! Get the ax!
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velveteenrabbit95@reddit

That's my favorite line from the movie.
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ItsDarwinMan82@reddit

Me too!
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East_Reading_3164@reddit

Don't FUCK with me, fellas! This isn't my first time at the rodeo. CHRISTINA! Bring me the axe!
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FixJealous2143@reddit

Oh, dear. Thought this was a pro choice statement. I must be getting old. I remember the days
 damn. They’re back.
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StarDewbie@reddit

In the middle of watching this RIGHT NOW. lol I love this shitshow movie.
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Life-Unit-4118@reddit

Endless array of great lines. One of my favorite, when renovating the NYC apartment: GET THE GODDAMNED COMPANY TO PAY THE BILLS
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MJblowsBubbles@reddit

I'm not mad at you, Christina, I'm mad at dirt.
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Life-Unit-4118@reddit

That’s Helga, the housekeeper. That scene comes way before she adopts Christina.
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HappyGoPink@reddit

Tear down that bitch of a bearing wall and put a window where it ought to be!
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grandtheftbonsai@reddit

How the hell are you going to break into your car after locking the keys inside?
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kennycakes@reddit

Nobody ever said life was fair, Tina. I'm bigger and I'm faster. I will always beat you.
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sugarpussOShea1941@reddit

I. am. NOT. one. of. your. FAAAANSSS!!!!!
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3fjn3t@reddit

The current mommy dearest is Ruby Franke. I wish I had photoshop skills to get her looking all crazy with that white face mask cream on.
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losingmy_edge@reddit

Ruby and Jodi. Both of them deserve eternal damnation.
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TimeenoughatlastTZ@reddit

My favorite Mother’s Day movie ever!!
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losingmy_edge@reddit

Me too!
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