Anon’s self-esteem is so low that he can’t fathom anyone liking him. He gets uncomfortable when someone admits their feelings for him because in his view, such a thing is impossible.
At my school prom I talked to a girl for like 30 minutes about league of legends before she eventually got impatient and left and then my friends scolded me for it on the way home.
It genuinely never remotely crossed my mind that she had any interest in me whatsoever. I just thought she was pity talking to me or something.
No need to be terminally online , in college i was pretty well adjusted and yet when a girl spend the whole year sitting next to me and laughing at my shitty jokes i didn't understood anything until a couple years later when friend of her told me
It's a protection mechanism. When they've been betrayed or rejected enough, some peoples' brains just switch off the part that even considers the possibility that someone might be interested in them romantically. It's not that they're not picking up on the clues, it's that they're categorizing them as either misunderstandings, jokes or pranks because they've been conditioned to believe that those are the only possibilities, and they're more afraid of rejection than they are of missing out on an opportunity.
We definitely can be, when I was 17 I had a girl literally grab my hands and place them on her boobs after she had been talking about how she hadn’t felt a man’s touch in a long time. What did I do? Give ‘em a squeeze and enjoy the soft squishy titties? Fuck no, I froze my mind blanked I laughed took my hands off and walked away, if I ever kill myself this will be in my suicide note as one of the reasons.
It's probably cuz a lot of guys grow up thinking that making any move on girls is creepy, and kinda got conditioned to never pick up hints, at least in public
Idk that's my take
Veeeeeery dense YES, however... this dense, like no joke you may be severly mentally challenged and/or have a condition making you unable to read social clues
I remember a girl asking me to come round to hers to go in her hot tub for New Years. Said I wanted to experience the fireworks in Animal Crossing so I couldn’t. (I was 14)
My mum saw the message and took the piss out of me.
> she
> peels off her yoga pants and thong, spreads her labia
> anon, do you think my clit is too big or too small?
> me
> Well I'm a homosexual man who likes sucking other men's cocks, so it's a bit small for me personally, Stacey
This one might actually be real, because if it was fake it wouldn't seem so blindingly obvious.
So my takeaway is simply that Anon is either autistic or at the time not interested in girls (could be a hormone imbalance or maybe even super late puberty)
With how bad i was made fun of in HS, it could happen to me.
Like i could think she's telling the truth, but because of past, I'd think it's a stupid prank.
It hurts.
I had a friend like this in high school. I was super interested in him and I think he liked me back but he was very awkward about it, which was sad because so was I so that never went anywhere. I remember I gave up finally when I asked if he wanted to hang out after school sometime and he said “why? We never hang out” we were with some friends and they all laughed so I got super discouraged and never tried it again.
Sucks thinking that he might look back on that and cringe too, but I think it was just part of being 14
I once had a girl openly try to get me drunk for a whole afternoon, then "randomly" showed me where her bed broke because she rode her ex so hard it cracked the box spring. I still refer to that as "the best worst day of my life", LOL
1) Women making men jealous often has a high success rate when it comes to making us want them
2) She was trying to make my drunk ass think about sex, specifically sex with her
Unfortunately, I had devastatingly low self-esteem, am largely dogshit at picking up on social cues, and refused to make moves on women because I knew I came off as creepy. I'm not as bad with it now as I was then, but it's still pretty bad, LOL
You cant even defend yourself by saying she was vague about her feelings, brother she admitted shed fuck you in front of the whole class. Either its fake or you have the intelligence of a fucking pebble.
Before anyone gets mad at anon, just know that the moment he made a move she would've shut him down. His genuine anomaly of disinterested made the girl seek a reaction, but the second he showed interest she would've shut him down.
Many such cases
A fair assessment. Being blinded by the initial rage at anon's regardedness made me unable to see other angles to this story. Then again, it's probably fake and gay anyway
What girl would say to the whole class including teacher that she would have babies with anon? And literally show him her thighs and tits in school??
Anon not picking up hints is a tale as old as time. But this story feels exaggerated to anime levels
One time at a party a girl came up to me and said "Hey it looks like you're having a good time!"
I said "thanks" and went back to vibin
Later they were asking for songs to play and I said my iron lung, when it was on she came over like "Hey I love this song!"
I said "Yeah I actually said play it, been stuck in my head lately" and walked off to people I knew.
My actions didn't strike me as unusual at the time.
Sometimes, I'm smoking outside a club, I'm alone, girl comes to me, asks for a cig, start talking, we're actually having a pleasant conversation, then I just walk inside like nothing happened and continue partying with some random guys I recognize from class.
This or something similar has happened multiple times in my lifetime. I've never considered that any of them were trying to hit on me, so there might be a few decent looking women I have unknowingly rejected. Too bad I guess.
I believe it because I did the same thing with a girl I was super into in high school. SHE EVEN INVITED ME TO HER PLACE AFTER SCHOOL SAYING HER PARENTS WERENT HOME. She offered because it was raining and it was closer, and she was like you can come hang with me and my mom will give you a ride in a couple of hours when she went home. And me being the moron I am said no because I wanted to look tough I guess? And get home to play vidya since it’s like an extra 5 minutes compared to hours at her place.
Idk how I’m married now (not the same girl, she ended up being a stripper I think, really nice girl and I wish her the best).
Your first mistake was remembering shit from high school. So many femanons hit on me and I was like OP. Didn't think they liked me, just being nice for reasons. Don't be a fag and think back because it was all shit and there's nothing you can do to change it anyways.
i mean, since it was only a few years ago, anon could just hit her up, tell her how stupid he was that he didnt realize it sooner, ask her out on a date, have a nice evening and then get back home so he can get topped by tyrone all night long
Anon has never had a critical thought in his life.
It’s so bad that he doesn’t even have brain rot from *misuse*, his brain is completely rusted over from *disuse*.
Don't worry bout it Anon, you were just born in the wrong country and culture, your type needs arranged marriages. It's not your fault women are an enigma to you.
Someone's getting an invite to the club. The missed chances club.
Where your missed chances come flooding back to you years later, and you realise you were too dense to pick up on what was being said.
Anon, buddy, with a story like that, you might just become club president someday.
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