Which do you fight 10 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

Posted by daddy-thro-away@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 18 comments

You’re mad if you don’t say 10 duck sized horses, right? Few stamps of your boot and you’re done. Which is the correct choice and why?

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OriginalAd6289@reddit

Toy horse Bullseye is a duck sized horse (mallards are 16-20 inches long) and Big Bird from Sesame street is a horse sized duck (8 feet tall, shoulder height of 5 feet)

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Alarmed_Crazy_6620@reddit

10 is a no-brainer. What are they gonna do to me? 100, 1000, etc. – move scope for overrunning me but I would not take my chance vs a basically a mid-sized dinosaur

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MaximusSydney@reddit

I reckon they could give you a very serious bite, maybe even a nasty kick. Still think I could take 10 on pretty easily, but 100 or 1000? I dunno!

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Very crudely but horse bite is "up to 500 PSI" (sounds a bit high but let's assume this). Again, crudely but horse is 2.4 meters and a mallard is round 50cm. Assuming some linear scaling, 100 PSI is around a bite strength of a chihuahua. All 100/1000 are physically not attacking me at the same time. I recon they can break skin but would be still quite fragile to toppling and whatnot. It's not a battle I'd want to take but I think a giant duck could probably take me out with one hit and doesn't have any obvious weaknesses I could exploit

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OriginalAd6289@reddit

Bullseye from toy story 2 is a duck sized horse (8 inch shoulder height, 16 inches long)

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OriginalAd6289@reddit

Bullseye from Toy story 2 is a duck sized horse and Big Bird from sesame street is a horse sized duck

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Kat8844@reddit

What about a horse sized swan?😬.

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doomdoggie@reddit

Keep the 10 duck sized horses as pets. The horse-sized duck is still a duck and easily shooed away.

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IAmLupino@reddit

Tame those mothers, sleigh up n mush

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Kid_Kimura@reddit

Can't I just befriend them?

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Cannabis_Sir@reddit

I'd take the 10 horses, knock em out and duct tape 5 together for each foot then have 5 HP walking power while using no energy or petrol

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Romfordian@reddit

User name checks out

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Psychological-Bee760@reddit

Shoot the duck sized horse and get on with your day

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championsOfEu1221@reddit

Found the American.

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Psychological-Bee760@reddit

Lol no actually you haven't

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robertodurian@reddit

Why all the fighting? There’s too much aggression in the world. Just relax.

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Unfair_Original_2536@reddit

You'd fight ten duck sized horses because horses spook easy and run as a pack. You'd only need to intimidate one of them to get the rest going. A horse sized duck is mauling you.

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Candid-Ad8506@reddit

1 horse sized duck. I'm taming that bad boy and waddling off to meet everyone who ever picked on me. Not so clever now are you, I'm riding a horse sized duck!