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We grew up in the greatest sneaker era of all time. Why are you wearing Hey Dudes.

Posted by brainfreeze77@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 305 comments

I absolutely hate these stupid shoes.

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fridayimatwork@reddit

I wear hokas for my destroyed knees
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JazzlikePractice4470@reddit

What hokas do you recommend?
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fridayimatwork@reddit

I like gavoita
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JazzlikePractice4470@reddit

Thanks
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SadieSchatzie@reddit

WORD Ditto We old. :D
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pigeyejackson66@reddit

Love mine, walking on pillows. But the heel foam blew out kinda quick so I'm iffy on the re-buy.
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Nathan_Wind_esq@reddit

Try On. I’ve owned a few pairs and some run small (I have gigantic feet so the biggest size they make is my size.) But when they’re right, they’re amazing. I tried Hokas and they were great for a few months but they crapped out pretty fast. I have two pairs of On right now and both are great.
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pigeyejackson66@reddit

Yes, I have eyed some on clouds.
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Nathan_Wind_esq@reddit

The clouds are great. I have a pair and love them. It’s funny how often people comment on them. It happens a lot, just random people will approach me and talk about how much they love On and what Greta shoes they are.
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fridayimatwork@reddit

I have 3 pairs I interchange
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pigeyejackson66@reddit

Neat.
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holla_snackbar@reddit

I had to google what they are. Classic shoe pattern from the alps, Tyrolean shoe/boot that is also used on Walabees. Its not even a sneaker but has been "sneaker-fied" I guess. Strange thing to get bunchy over, not like they're crocs or something tacky.
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Ace-Ventura1934@reddit

I bought my mom Hokas by request for her birthday. She’s 77 and has hip and leg issues and they’ve helped her a lot.
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Unlikely_Layer_2268@reddit

I wear them so I don’t destroy any of my leg joints. Hip is particularly sensitive these days. Great shoes
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Hairbear2176@reddit

I'd rather see people in those than fucking Crocs. I fucking hate those shoes.
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JazzlikePractice4470@reddit

They comfortable for us with wide feet
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TheJokersChild@reddit

Crocs [owns](https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/crocs-inc-completes-acquisition-of-casual-footwear-brand-heydude-301485415.html)HeyDude. I just can’t get past that name.
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JazzlikePractice4470@reddit

Wear what you like and wear what's comfortable
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7eregrine@reddit

Why are they stupid? Because they're popular? Have you worn them? Betting not. I grew up dirt poor. Greatest sneaker generation? Sure, if you had money. I had Keds or whatever the fuck else was on sale. Never a pair of Nike. No Addidas. No Reebok. Keds... or whatever was on sale. Didn't give a single fuck about sneakers. Were you a jock? A lot of us weren't. 🤷‍♂️. And I've always hated wearing socks in the summer. So now, for the past 30+ summers or so, I'm usually wearing Chaco sandals. And a pair of Skechers tennis shoes. I don't even like the word "Sneakers". Are you 12? Shit, my 12 year old doesn't call them... sneakers. So one day, 3 years ago, my old ass was on a Caribbean cruise and this young guy with his girlfriend gets on our elevator. A couple floors later, another young dude gets on the elevator with his girlfriend. He says to the other guy "Oh, are those Hey Dudes?" "Yea!" And they proceeded to have a conversation about how great these shoes are. Shoes that are great without socks? 🤔 So when I got home, I promptly ordered a pair. And they're fucking fantastic for those of us not hung up on labels and those of us that prefer not wearing socks. And yea, 3 years later I'm looking like a trendsetter as my generation does what it always does: co-opts the younger generations thing. Yea, my 75 year old father in law just got a pair...(not a cool pair either...🙄). Just like we co-opted Facebook. I'm sure the kids have moved on now. So yea, I have 3 pairs today, my Chacos, and my 1 pair of Skechers. My wife loves that I don't wear my Chacos nearly as much, the shoes are comfortable AF and can be thrown in the washing machine. And you can buy replacement soles. They're actually kind of brilliant. You should try them.
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JazzlikePractice4470@reddit

Should I size up if I have wide feet?
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brainfreeze77@reddit (OP)

No I wasn't a jock and I also grew up poor. My shoes either came from Kmart or a place called shoe carnival, which at the time was where all the shoes went that couldn't be sold in normal stores before outlets. As far as the word sneakers goes, you should hop over to r/sneakers and let them know how you feel, or let Nike know they need to rename their sneaker app. Complex, GOAT, StockX, SneakersNStuff and sneakernews.com are all going to be devistated they have been using the wrong term.
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7eregrine@reddit

You mean the SNKRS app? Not even Nike calls really uses the word "Sneakers" because they know how cringe it is. They don't use the word Sneakers on their website either that I could find. And using Reddit as an example proves nothing. It's cringey. Not that I care what anyone calls them. Personally haven't heard the term in years. Maybe it's an Ohio thing. 🤷‍♂️
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Nathan_Wind_esq@reddit

What’s wrong with “sneakers?” Such a weird thing to get all amped up about.
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7eregrine@reddit

I'm hardly "amped"... wtf. I can't just talk about something without being ... amped?
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brainfreeze77@reddit (OP)

https://www.nike.com/w/shoes-y7ok
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7eregrine@reddit

That's there because of course Nike knows people still use the term. Scroll through that list and none are actually called sneakers. Just shoes. (FTR I didn't DV that comment)
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surturi@reddit

seek therapy
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7eregrine@reddit

Because I think a word is cringey? 👌🙄
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MaidScarion@reddit

seek therapy
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Nathan_Wind_esq@reddit

Ha! I remember shoe carnival. That’s the only place I bought shoes when I was in college.
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7eregrine@reddit

PS Shoe Carnival? Lol .. what a name!
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stargarnet79@reddit

It took me a long time to embrace crocs. Now I’ve got the fleece line tie dye ones and they are so rad!!!
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Key-Wait5314@reddit

I got those for my daughter last Christmas. I don't care for Crocs myself but those are kinda sweet
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JazzlikePractice4470@reddit

So comfortable
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AlternativeResort477@reddit

I’m a millennial and don’t care about the style, but came in here wondering why all the least competent employees at my company wear them
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i_hate_this_part_85@reddit

I’m GenX - I wear what I want and don’t give a shit what anyone thinks. Comfort over style every damn day
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VerbalGuinea@reddit

For me, that’s Doc Martens and Teva Mush.
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thekrautdog@reddit

Any idea where to still get Teva Mush? PLEASE?? Preferably the original. The ORIGINAL original, not what they started calling original which came out after the 2's came out that no one liked as much. I have a pair that are so damn comfy I still wear as summer house slippers cuz they're too near for anything else. I would settle for any model of Mush at this point but the true original would be Holy Grail status.
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VerbalGuinea@reddit

I ordered mine on Amazon for $25 I think. They are a little different but still do the trick. When you say original do you mean the ones with the rubber logo in the footbed instead of the sticker?
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thekrautdog@reddit

Mine had the sticker. They are way old so I assume they are the first/original Mush. I'll head to Amazon and comb thru all listings for Teva flipflops. Thanks so much for replying I really appreciate it!
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VerbalGuinea@reddit

Ok I found my OG’s. They have a large screenprint logo on the footbed. The newer ones (Mush II?) available on Amazon have a small sticker logo. I can’t tell the difference in fit and feel. I bought 3 pairs — call me a prepper call me what you will.
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thekrautdog@reddit

I call you SMART. Good God the best thing I could have heard is that you can't tell the difference. It was some time in the past that after reading reviews on the II's they seemed to be wanting compared to the original so I went on a quest and came up empty. I know you're one person but I feel more confident to take a chance on them. Thank you for the communication. And I have to always remind myself geez it's 20 bones and change...there's a price to being raised by children of children of the Great Depression LOL
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thekrautdog@reddit

Ok after a quick search I can be glad that at least the II's are still available. Thanks again 👍
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coffeestraightup@reddit

My paddle-like Birkenstock clogs agree with you
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UnknownPrimate@reddit

Correct response.
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Thirty_Helens_Agree@reddit

Because I don’t give a fuck about sneakers. I’ve been wearing Chucks since the 80s. Hey Dudes are comfortable and easy to slip on and off as I’m coming and going in and outbid the house.
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7eregrine@reddit

Sneakers.... *Cringe* I didn't call them sneakers when I was 16. 🤣
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thekrautdog@reddit

You won't say sneakers but will say cringe. I think you're 16 right now😎. At least at heart, which is a plus. Why don't we all just call them trainers and pretend we're British😁
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7eregrine@reddit

Trainers! Love it. Change approved! 🤣
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thekrautdog@reddit

Cheers then! :)
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raisinghellwithtrees@reddit

They were called tennis shoes where I grew up, even though it was the redneck sticks and not a single person played tennis.
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StolenRage@reddit

Mom always called them tenny runners.
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raisinghellwithtrees@reddit

My mom called them that too, as well as "tenna shoes." Took me forever to understand it was tennis.
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7eregrine@reddit

Lol Right! I never played tennis until I was 16 and wanted to get with the girl I liked that did play tennis. 🤣
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7eregrine@reddit

Machine Washable too.
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geekjitsu@reddit

Vans slip ons Pro model. Like waking on clouds of arch support.
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lawmansteveT@reddit

Love the Dudes - like a better looking berkinstok
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BillionTonsHyperbole@reddit

I haven’t had a pair of sneakers since I was twelve years old.
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nothathappened@reddit

Not even Converse? I don’t think I know anyone that doesn’t have tennis shoes. They’re great for so many things. What do you consider casual shoes? Bc I can’t imagine you only wear dress shoes or flip flops. Loafers? Or those shoes that are like pennyloafers but they call them driving loafers? House shoes? I’m genuinely curious. I have a bit of a shoe problem, as my daughter works for a well known shoe manufacturer.
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BillionTonsHyperbole@reddit

Nope. Not even those. I have boots and Oxfords and some strap sandals. That’s it. I only have two feet. Last pair of sneakers were British Knights in 1990 or so.
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nothathappened@reddit

What do you wear for yardwork? The boots?
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BillionTonsHyperbole@reddit

Sandals or boots, weather depending. It’s a small yard.
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nothathappened@reddit

Interesting. Thanks. Boots make my feet too hot for yard work. And the sandals would let all the grass, etc. in. I think I wouldn’t be ok without tennis shoes. (I run and workout a bit though.) Always interesting to see how others do things. Thank you!
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BillionTonsHyperbole@reddit

I have a home gym, so workouts are done barefoot or with socks for me. I don't run due to an old knee injury, so socks are sufficient for weights and the rowing machine.
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SecretMiddle1234@reddit

Teva, Birks, Brooks, Altra, Clark’s, Born. These are my favorite brands. Husband wears Hey Dude. I’m not a no sock wearing shoe. It grosses me out because I have sweaty feet and the dampness, nope.
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BikeBaloney@reddit

No idea what you are talking about. I still wear Adidas or Jordans cause I refuse to grow up.
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SadieSchatzie@reddit

HOKAs are the shizz. Awesome! I won't go back. I love me my Converse, but they effed up my feet. Collapsing arches, anyone? :D
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SadieSchatzie@reddit

My kids schlub around in them. These shoes are dreck
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bjss99@reddit

I've never heard of those, and I've bought a shit ton of shoes in 55 years
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doknfs@reddit

I wear my white leather New Balance shoes with jean shorts while I am mowing the lawn. I top it all off with a cold Busch Light.
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ladywholocker@reddit

I had to google them. If I can buy them in black, I don't care much about the appearance of my footwear. What's the quality like? Comfort? Durability or price point makes it fair that they aren't durable? Then I'm all for them making their way to Denmark. I'm (for political reasons we're not getting into here) upset with Danish ECCO which I've been life-long loyal to - with the exception of those years in the 90s where I lived in CA. Right now I've got two of New Balance's cheapest women's models and some Rieker shoes, which I think is my new brand (or I'll buy Tamaris) - but I made mine better by replacing the insoles with insoles from my old ECCO shoes.🤷🏽‍♀️I'm keeping my old ECCO winter boots, I expect them to last the rest of my life.
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RedditSkippy@reddit

When did this sub get so grouchy? What happened to “whatever?” Where whatever brand sneakers that you want—I don’t care.
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Lanky_Basil4885@reddit

Seriously!!! Like why does OP even GAF what other people are wearing
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LevelLawyer106@reddit

I was looking for this comment LOL My least favorite thing that some humans tend to do is HATE an arbitrary thing or group or whatever. So much weirdly intense anger. For me I just don’t wear/eat/watch/listen etc if I don’t like something. I have no experience with these Hey Dude shoes, but I do wear crocs, and I am constantly baffled by the croc hate I get. Who cares?
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saki4444@reddit

I think we need constant reminders of the “whatever” attitude. In this sub and in life
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rastagrrl@reddit

I think the whatever attitude was a myth. Some of us seem as uptight as those who shall-not-be-named and whose gen begins with a b..b…b…B! Remember, they started out as hippies and transformed into yuppies. #SlipperySlope
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Cowboywizzard@reddit

Whatever.
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GMoneyJetsson@reddit

I’m so out of the loop I thought the shoes were based on the late 80s Nickelodeon TV show of the same name until I googled it. 🤣
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ipini@reddit

Anyone remember Kangaroo sneakers?
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Lanky_Basil4885@reddit

OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS with the zippers
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HonnyBrown@reddit

Ugh!
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Lanky_Basil4885@reddit

Such a boomer thing to even GAF what other people are wearing
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Gun5linger67@reddit

I did not know this company existed until you mentioned them here. Ignorance is bliss!
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brainfreeze77@reddit (OP)

It must be a Midwest thing. I swear 20% of people my age in my area wear them.
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D2G23@reddit

Fancy dinner tonight? Wife won’t let you wear Crocs? That’s where Hey Dudes come in! I too hate those shoes (but wear crocs as slippers).
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7eregrine@reddit

And again, used to get a young person thing and now we're stealing it. Try them. Maybe there's a reason they're so popular? 😉
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w_a_w@reddit

Their redeeming quality is that they are SO LIGHT. Like a few ounces each
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7eregrine@reddit

Light. Don't tie. Machine Washable. Soles replaceable. Like someone else said, almost like slippers.
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Cowboywizzard@reddit

They look really cheap. They must be comfy.
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_Kit_Tyler_@reddit

I misread your comment as “a Mildwest thing” and now I have new insult 😂
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MzOpinion8d@reddit

This salsa’s made in New York City!
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_Kit_Tyler_@reddit

New York CITY?!?
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No-Application-8520@reddit

Ope!!
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spavolka@reddit

Made me cough my drink! I can’t wait to use this on my Mildwest relatives.
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_Kit_Tyler_@reddit

[How you spend your time when they’re in town](https://imgur.com/a/D0NXsQv)
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Few_Penalty_8394@reddit

Love them.
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RedditSkippy@reddit

I just found out about them. Northeast.
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scmoops@reddit

Can confirm this.
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DanTreview@reddit

We have tons of them in the PNW
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Uncoolx2@reddit

We do?
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DanTreview@reddit

Yeah. Wilco, Coastal, Dick's Sporting Goods, etc. etc.
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HillbillyBebop@reddit

Naw they're all over the South too. Total suburban middle aged white guy shit.
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wayyzor@reddit

I just realized they're talking about, what everyone around me calls, my "carpet shoes" because they look like they're made out of carpet.
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is-thisthingon@reddit

I had to google it to see if I wear them. I’ve never seen those before.
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ROTORTheLibrarianToo@reddit

Hoka and On Shoes are great.
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thefartyparty@reddit

Have On Shoes gotten better with wet traction? I got a pair when they started coming out at the running stores a few years back and they were so slippery on wet pavement; I just put them aside for occasional use. I am so mad that all the great Nike models over the past 3 years have awful wet traction too. I really miss my Lunarglides and the old flyknit lunars.
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w_a_w@reddit

Love my Hokas
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Semantikern@reddit

For me, I've gone from "never heard of them" to a huge portion of my office is wearing them in a span of a year or two.
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micmarmi@reddit

I just googled these and wow, so much ick.
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viewering@reddit

actually giggled
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Nutsack_Adams@reddit

Me neither. Jordan 1 retro high og is my shoe of choice
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Requires-Coffee-247@reddit

Me either
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Kwyjibo68@reddit

Same. I’ve never heard of them. 🤷‍♀️
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ShakeWeightMyDick@reddit

They look like a cross between Clarke’s Wallaby and TOMS
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legerdemain07@reddit

I’m wearing Wallaby’s right now. Super comfortable.
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Texas_Crazy_Curls@reddit

They are so damn comfortable. Don’t knock till you try it. Plus you can throw them in the washing machine.
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Muggi@reddit

Crocs or slides for me. hey Dudes are comfy tho, I have a pair
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Nathan_Wind_esq@reddit

Keens are great.
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Sawgirl@reddit

Because I don’t care about what brand it is if it’s comfortable. Also don’t care if people think my shoes are ugly.
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viewering@reddit

might aswell get a velour suit
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Cowboywizzard@reddit

I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.
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Nathan_Wind_esq@reddit

Social acceptance be damned…I would wear the fuck out of that costanza suit
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Last-Distribution498@reddit

The fuck you care what someone else wears on their feet?
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tommyalanson@reddit

Shit, I still wear Vans and Docs. No checkers.. they look like boat shoes. As for the Docs, their brown Chelsea boots are the bomb!
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jd732@reddit

Because they are comfy AF. Stop worrying about what I’m doing
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trixiebix@reddit

I like them, they are so comfortable. As much as I love my Chucks, I have a bunion and other feet issues, so I can't really wear them anymore. They really hurt my feet if I have to walk a lot. Maybe I have a thing for ugly shoes. I love my Birkenstocks.
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No_Sprinkles4428@reddit

Birks for the WIN
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Xziz@reddit

People are still wearing crocs…
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VerbalGuinea@reddit

In the 80’s I loved the Asics wrestling shoes.
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PeakSufficient2839@reddit

Nope. I’ve got a pair of Twlight Pumps and some Jordan 6s. Merrels for work and ASICS for lounging around. and of course I got my flippy-floppys.
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notjewel@reddit

Never heard of them. They just like pre-scruffed deck shoes. Whatever. I just bought vionic flip flops on end of season sale to help the plantar fasciitis. Yup, I’m definitely 50.
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VerbalGuinea@reddit

I’m still wearing Doc Martens. Just the supple brown ones, not patent leather or funky colors or anything. Good sole, no padding.
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fongaboo@reddit

Because Skechers went from second-rate skater sneakers to middle age orthopedic shoes. But hey they stuck with us throughout the years, so one of the few that realize we exist as a generation.
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RRtexian@reddit

Hey Dudes are the Vans of today. Get with it!
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DaveDankland@reddit

Because I wear what I want. Fuck outta here with that shoe shaming shit.
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romulusnr@reddit

I'm on Hokas due to podiatrist recommendation.
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spookydoc1@reddit

Love my Hokas
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GTFOakaFOD@reddit

I want a pair. Do I not want a pair? They look crazy comfortable.
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gorkt@reddit

They are, but not very supportive.
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GTFOakaFOD@reddit

But good to schlep around the grocery store, yes?
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Minnemama@reddit

You want a pair. They are my slip on run to the store, do some yardwork shoes. They are machine washable so perfect for around the house projects.
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GTFOakaFOD@reddit

I purchased them last night! Woot!
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yeah_right_4685@reddit

They are.
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EstimateAgitated224@reddit

They are super comfy
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BooRadleysreddit@reddit

They are basically slippers
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7eregrine@reddit

Ha! Well said. Might be why I like them.
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TipNo6062@reddit

Slippers with a cork insole = way more support and comfort
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7eregrine@reddit

You do.
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mthomas1217@reddit

I am not. They are hideous. I still wear Vans and Nike but I love the ‘vintage’ Nike. I think I am ‘vintage’ now😂
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Shep1973@reddit

I love my Hey Dudes 🤷
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NeonPhyzics@reddit

Because they’re fucking comfortable
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spavolka@reddit

Vans. I have lots of Vans.
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howlandwolf@reddit

Vans (and New Balances for work). It pains me to pay the premium on Converse but I do it anyway.
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qualmton@reddit

I switched to pumas get on their email list and find the sales
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howlandwolf@reddit

Pumas, eh? I’m game. Thx for the idea!
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Murky-General5131@reddit

I recently moved. A LOT of my shit is in storage. Tomorrow I am going on a quest to find my new balance work shoes. The shoes I am currently wearing are killing my feet
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arlenroy@reddit

New Balance has some sweet skate shoes now, I bought a pair. They have New Balance comfort but a cool look.
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Key-Wait5314@reddit

The black ones with the tan soles?
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oldshitdoesntcare@reddit

I came here to say this. Still my main shoes…
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TomcatYYZ@reddit

Same. Best drumming shoes in recorded history...
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ghostofbooty@reddit

That’s it.
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winks_7@reddit

Cons - lots of Cons on our household - in various configurations.
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vankirk@reddit

I'm not! My go-to sneakers are white low top Puma court shoes. They look like they are straight out of the 80s.
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ookla13@reddit

I don’t have those but I have Sanuks which are similar. Because they’re comfortable and don’t get too hot in the summer. My feet can’t handle Vans all day anymore.
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ScrauveyGulch@reddit

Buddy's make me feel so fine, Buddy's cost a dollar and a dime.
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seanyboygloryboy@reddit

Puma, suedes, adidas gazelles and sambas all day long in the UK.
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aubreypizza@reddit

Never heard of them but after a quick google I know they would never grace my feet. Hell no. I abhor boat shoes.
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lbrlokie77@reddit

ASICS!
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TheRedGiant77@reddit

I have a large foot (I wear a 15D) and ASICS is the only brand that I can routinely find shoes in my size. Plus they’re damn comfortable!
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HaplessReader1988@reddit

My husband sweats by Merrell. Lately I swear AT them because their new factory is doing something different and they're not as flexible for "tall" feet (opposite of flat I guess, the top of my foot bends up more than average. )
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lbrlokie77@reddit

I have nephews that are over 6’5”, they have a hard time finding shoes. I guess you could say I have bigger feet for being female, they are 9 1/2.
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ZaphodOC@reddit

Got my first pair as a wrestling shoe in 1989. Still wear them today.
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mandyama@reddit

Yes! Plantar fasciitis demands that shoe!
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lbrlokie77@reddit

I very high arches, I do not have to inserts with AISIC.
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eLishus@reddit

Same. I started wearing them as running shoes a while back but adopted them as my dailies shortly after. Bonus is they’re consistent with sizing so I can just order different styles online and have a guaranteed fit.
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HaplessReader1988@reddit

They look like the love child of boat shoes and grandma's slippers. (Never seen them before, to be honest I'll try anything that comes in wide!)
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User-1967@reddit

Me going to google “ Hey Dudes” footwear because I don’t know what they are
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indyjays@reddit

The Bo Jackson/Howie Long Nike cross trainer’s from the 80’s were by far the best shoe Nike ever had. Nothing today compares to those.
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HonnyBrown@reddit

I am still wearing my Chucks or Sambas.
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themcchickening@reddit

Because I'm old and they're easy, get off my lawn
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HonnyBrown@reddit

🤣🤣
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ChiSb78956@reddit

I wear them because I’m getting older and I’m not a baller anymore… 🤷🏽‍♂️ 😂
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TeamShonuff@reddit

The Skechers HeyDude ripoffs are way way more comfortable.
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sagerizzie@reddit

And come in half sizes
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MzOpinion8d@reddit

Skechers has very few shoes available in women’s 12 and I hate that.
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7eregrine@reddit

I'll have to check these out.
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userr7890@reddit

I guess I’m lucky since I have no idea what Hey Dudes are…
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BayouVoodoo@reddit

Because they’re comfortable and I like them. The end.
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gypsysniper9@reddit

My feet have gotten wider as I age and find that ASICS wides are the best shoes for me.
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Cowboywizzard@reddit

I bought some no name sneakers from a discount shoe store because they say NASA on them in th 80s worm font and they are reflective and make planet tracks in the dirt. I'm moon-walking, shamone.
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NotWorriedABunch@reddit

I'm still rocking Chucks, and Docs... but they have inserts.
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Jbvox@reddit

Was in Playa Del Carmen a couple months ago. Every single white dude from the states was wearing Hey Dudes and American flag t-shirts. I was in Jordan’s and Vans. Claimed I was from Canada.
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UndeadDemonKnight@reddit

They seem like "todays" Vans.. but even cozier?
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beermenowpls@reddit

Buddy of mine just last night... granted I've never heard of said shoes, friend is asked by another buddy about his shoes. First buddy I live them and they make recovery shoes too. Me: ' you 6'2'' 360#, what the af are you ever recovering from? This is how I learned those shoes exist
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Jerkrollatex@reddit

I wear sketchers because I have fat feet and bad leg joints ( all of them are bad hips to ankles).
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DirtyJoe73@reddit

I TOTALLY AGREE!!! I HATE THOSE STUPID THINGS!
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millhows@reddit

I don’t know this brand… [googles] Why the fuck would someone wear a shitty version of Clark’s.
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travelingtutor@reddit

HOKAS!
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MsTruCrime@reddit

To imagine being so thoroughly annoyed by someone else’s shoe choice just feels so very not “whatever” to me.
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UnknownPrimate@reddit

Judgement is unbecoming of the apathetic.
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viewering@reddit

not when they look like *that*
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beermaker@reddit

Red Wings and steel toed keens for work and a pair of Nightmare Before Xmas Vans for play. Bjorns for walking.
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yeah_right_4685@reddit

They’re just shoes. Maybe channel your obvious outrage to something useful.
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rainbwbrightisntpunk@reddit

VANS for life baby!
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zoziw@reddit

Nike for exercising. Nike flip flops for summer when I can be bothered to tie shoe laces. Sketchers Slip Ins with Goodyear rubber in the cooler months because I still can’t be bothered to tie shoe laces and because nothing says “Dad” shoes like having the Goodyear label on them.
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TomcatYYZ@reddit

Vans, Docs, or Chucks. Mostly Vans...
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NegScenePts@reddit

Jeezus...just looked those up. I'd rather wear wooden planks nailed to my feet, ugh. Skate shoes until death, or maybe some Docs.
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Tired_But_Scrappy@reddit

Cause they are comfy
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ghostofbooty@reddit

I’m not.
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qandyman@reddit

Got 3 pair of Hey Dudes, mostly for the ease of kicking on/off. One pair is my designated indoor shoe/slippers. I would not wear Hey Dudes for a long walk or hike.
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narvolicious@reddit

Yup, totally agreed. I have 3 pairs of dudes for the same reason; they’re the best for those late night grocery/snack runs. And they’re also great for cruise ships.
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7eregrine@reddit

Shit, I have a good looking pair I wear to work on casual Friday.
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EstimateAgitated224@reddit

I dress casual every day at work and usually that includes my hey dudes 😄
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Dogrug@reddit

I have never heard of them, went and looked them up, wow they are UGLY (you ain’t got no alibi…)
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SilverPlatedLining@reddit

The last post I saw was directed at men and holiday decorations. The point was to do whatever makes you happy. So, I'm going to keep my Hey Dudes, even though you hate them, and wish you the best with whatever you're wearing. I hope your shoes brighten your day!
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UncleFlip@reddit

Weird gate keeping. It's just shoes, wgaf?
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-Mos_Eisley-@reddit

I've only worn Vans for about 40 years now.
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TobyKeene@reddit

Hey Dudes are cool shoes! But I also like Crocs, so what do I know?
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domesticatedprimate@reddit

I have always hated that particular shoe design. It dates from the 70s at least, probably earlier. They were typically suede in the 70s. Now at 55 I just don't wear shoes if I can avoid it. I wear flip-flops from March through November. Luckily I live in Japan where flip-flops made from materials like straw, bamboo, cloth, and leather, called *Setta* (雪駄), are considered traditional dress and were actually originally intended for walking in *snow* (the Chinese character for snow is contained in the name). So I can get away with entering almost any business but a very high class restaurant when wearing them. And I can even get into the latter if I also wear a formal kimono and tabi sox.
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FixJealous2143@reddit

Because they are so freaking comfortable. I have walked miles in them.
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AndShesNotEvenPretty@reddit

I’m still your typical Gen Xer. When I see a lot of people wearing a certain thing, I go out of my way *not* to wear that thing. Plus, they’re ugly.
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7eregrine@reddit

This is usually me too. But I love my Dudes. And they have like 50 different designs.
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Alternative-Light514@reddit

Never understood why this brand took off. The style of slip on isn’t new, Sanuk sidewalk surfers have been around for 20yrs. The name hey dude is ridiculous. I have some Reefs that are a similar slip on
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sknmstr@reddit

I’ve got a couple pairs of sanuks 15 years old already. These things are the best shoes I’ve ever owned. I probably own too many pairs honestly. I love them all tho.
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TipNo6062@reddit

I loved my Sanuks but they wore out and women's Sanuks are brutally ugly, So now I'm on to Hey Dudes. I was a trendsetter before they came to Canada.... I just wanted shoes that didn't hurt my feet after a day of walking in my Simple Sneakers
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Ellavemia@reddit

I had a pair of Sanuk I tossed out this summer after trying on and buying Hey Dudes in a similar style and color. The Sanuks have no arch support or cushioning and are like walking on the bare floor, while the Hey Dudes are comfortable and support the feet.
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ZetaWMo4@reddit

My son loves Hey Dudes.
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7eregrine@reddit

Mine too.
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Sufficient-Lab-5769@reddit

ROOS.
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Key-Wait5314@reddit

I need to add a pair of Roos to my collection
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internalobservations@reddit

Because they’re comfortable and I can get away with basically wearing slippers at work.
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winks_7@reddit

I’m Australian and never heard of ‘Hey Dudes’ - sounds like that’s a good thing?
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Sado_Hedonist@reddit

Still wearing Docs, but I have graduated from 12 hole to 6 and 8 in my old age
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Key-Wait5314@reddit

New Balance 574s, black and grey checkered Vans, Nike Air Max, black Adidas skate shoes, Reebok LX2200s and UGGs slip ons are in my rotation rn. I've been eyeing some Air Jordan 5 retros but at $250 it's a little hard to pull the trigger.
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allthemigraines@reddit

I still wear chucks and doc Martin's for most days. I have, however, reached an age of spending good money on shoes for work because my hips and legs can't take it. lmao
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64Olds@reddit

Did these shoes literally just appear? Saw them for the first time on a coworker yesterday, then at a shop today, and now this post... wtf?
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spagyrum@reddit

I'm a converse girl. The hubby is a vans guy
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LostinLies1@reddit

I wear converse.
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bosorka1@reddit

they came in leopard print, which i can't resist.
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blurblurblahblah@reddit

Chucks & Docs
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mangoserpent@reddit

I tried a pair on. They felt thin and cheap. Although I don't like all the On Cloud shoes I really like the waterproof ones because they are stiff without being too stiff but good support. Those are my daily wears. I am super picky about shoes because I am in nursing.
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boulevardpaleale@reddit

Converse Chuck Taylor canvas high tops. White, black, or red.
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mossryder@reddit

wow, fashion police much?
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bbbanb@reddit

Converse are 80$ now-it’s an affront to my sense of consumer fairness to purchase these at that price. I buy classic vans slip-ons a new pair of these are really good for my feet.
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TipNo6062@reddit

I love my Hey Dudes when my feet are swollen as hell lol
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summonthegods@reddit

I don’t really care about footwear until it comes to old lady shoes. I will die on the hill of not wearing squishy, pleather-looking, bone- or tan-colored slip on old lady shoes. I’ve made my sixteen year old daughter swear she will not let me wear those for any reason whatsoever.
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Rude_Signal1614@reddit

God I miss my 2006 Vans.
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StopSignsAreRed@reddit

I like Skechers. The ones where your foot slides in and the heel doesn’t crumple and you don’t have to tie them. No bending!!!
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3catlove@reddit

Brooks for me. My poor feet love Brooks. I’ve tried on Hey Dudes and my feet said no.
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_Brandobaris_@reddit

Ha! I just went and tried some on, as I was curious, too fucking ugly so I left in a new pairs of Vans instead.
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DogDyedDarkGreen@reddit

This is the way.
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National-Minimum-613@reddit

They look like casual deck shoes which have always seemed douchey to me
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bwanabass@reddit

I still wear Vision Street Wear high tops and my Docs.
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jrreis@reddit

I won't wear them. I wear Vans, Oofos flip flops, Sanuk sidewalk surfers, and Birkenstocks.
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TheSpatulaOfLove@reddit

Birks
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sagerizzie@reddit

My fallen arches live in Birks
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ruka_k_wiremu@reddit

When my brother rocked up in black Levi's and Adidas ATP Outdoor sneakers during the '80s, I finally knew what I liked
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Prestigious-Salad795@reddit

My 23-year-old coworker wore Vans under her wedding dress to match her dad. It was a beautiful thing.
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ExploreTrails@reddit

WTF are Hey Dudes. When Im not wearing vans, its Five Ten, Nike SB, Brooks, Hoka or Hiking noots.
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TesseractToo@reddit

I'm in a big city and the men's fashion is patent leather business shoes 3 sizes too big so they look like clown shoes. I'm not a fan but I'm sure they do it for a reason. It looks uncomfortable though (and they wear super tight suits I'll bet they can't even raise their arms. But wear vans or converse or birkenstocks or ecco or ariat I don't care fuck the fashion police
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thebestestofthebest@reddit

Vans, Puma Suede, Docs. Recently picked up some Lakai x Pharcyde slip ons I’m pretty stoked on.
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hellospheredo@reddit

They’re comfortable. My Olukai slippers are expensive and I need fuller shoes so I don’t wear them out. I only wear laced shoes when I train at the gym. They’re comfortable. They don’t look as dumb as Crocs to me. They’re washable.
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GadgetGod1906@reddit

Nike Air Max Jordans
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Nervous_Zebra1918@reddit

I still wear pumas. But I do have a pair of hey dudes. A gift. They are comfortable.
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grout_hater@reddit

They are light and essentially disposable and your feet slip into them. Stay angry, chafed Van people
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snarf_the_brave@reddit

Never heard of Hey Dude shoes until this thread. Looking at their website, they look like the Honda Accord of the shoe world...boring and the safe choice. Since I'm from Tejas, if I'm not wearing my trusty ropers, I'll stick with my chucks (which are Batman chucks so they're super awesome).
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bks1979@reddit

I wear Chucks and similar styles pretty much exclusively.
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Electrical_Beyond998@reddit

I’m wearing them because they’re fucking comfortable. Same reason I wear Ugg boots, which I’m sure just as many people hate.
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ReadyOneTakeTwo@reddit

Merrill’s hiking boots and shoes for me, or 5Ten MTB shoes when I’m riding. I gave up on Vans. Bought two pairs on two separate occasions, and both pairs fell apart after six months or less. They used to last at least a couple of years, and that’s with me beating the shit out of them skating and riding my BMX.
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Street_Ad_3165@reddit

Current Vans are strictly nostalgia for how great they used to be
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theonetruegrinch@reddit

Not true, they were always a little shitty and over priced; but now there are Vans ultra cush which are a lot better, and pro are ok too
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Buf_M6GT@reddit

Same here. Three pairs of Nova 2's.
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ReadyOneTakeTwo@reddit

Now that I can afford them, I love my hiking boots and shoes. I can seriously walk 8 or 9 miles in the city (and I have, on several occasions) and not get tired.
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kneejerk2022@reddit

Hey Dude kind of look like they go with that pastel fashion fad (I think it's called preppy) that popped up, where people dress like my mum used to force me to wear early '80s. I mainly wear steel caps or flip flops. I do have a pair of eS's floating around, just to stay connected to my roots.
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bluecanary101@reddit

Hey Dudes are ugly. And douchey.
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mandyama@reddit

Crocs bought Hey Dudes last year. They are all now Crocs as far as I’m concerned.
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GTFOakaFOD@reddit

Ew, really?
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mandyama@reddit

Unfortunately it is very true. I am too lazy to get a link, though, so if you don’t believe me, that’s totally understandable.
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17megahertz@reddit

Chucks and Lems here. Hey Dudes look like they'd kill my feet.
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average_texas_guy@reddit

Never heard of them. FWIW I normally wear AJ 1s or Yeezys. Sometimes AJ 4s slip into the rotation too.
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Murky-General5131@reddit

Converse. I own multiple pairs. Hey dudes are ugly. There is no design. My wonderful partner, the love of my life, found out they make composite toed hey dudes and is buying them for work. Yuck.
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jesus_chen@reddit

Vans, Crocs, and flip-flops here. I just heard about Hey Dudes yesterday, oddly enough…they don’t look very durable or comfortable.
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poofingers01@reddit

They're comfortable.
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pandemicblues@reddit

Adidas boost solar. The ones too worn for running are my kick around shoes. Work shoes are Redwings.
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RetroBerner@reddit

Wtf are hey dudes? I wear DC sneakers
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Bowieweener@reddit

3 X DC and Tigers 1 pair of old school ankle vans. I’m a GenX woman.
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ericfresh442@reddit

Rolling up a blunt before I go to sleep Going on a run, Yeezys on my feet \-Indica
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twistedredd@reddit

chucks gravity defyer dr martens
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OlderNerd@reddit

Never heard of them
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MyriVerse2@reddit

Never heard of them.
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GlossyBuckslip@reddit

Yeah, no. I became an Allbirds guy 5 years ago and never looked back.
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dumpcake999@reddit

I had never heard of them till you mentioned the name. They look comfortable :D
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strangecargo@reddit

Got one new pair of sneakers a year when I was a kid. Got a lot of sneakers now. Don’t care that Kanye sucks, love me the Yeezys.
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Thick-Frank@reddit

Airwalks & Vans
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brainfreeze77@reddit (OP)

I would kill to get an original pair of triple stitched Airwalks. It sucks they sold out and went to shit.
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Due-Complaint-5719@reddit

Team flip flop right here.
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D-Ray1469@reddit

Vans, Converse Hi Tops, or Cowboy boots. I drive truck for a living, and oddly enough I just delivered an entire 53 foot trailer of these to a Kohls distribution center.
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honeybeedreams@reddit

they kinda remind me of the “hush puppies” my dad wore in the 70s.
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ZumaThaShiba@reddit

Seriously?! My small but mighty collection is mainly Nikes and largely autobiographical - whenever I wear them I get to think back to a certain age and it's great.
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sattersnaps@reddit

I had to google those. Eesh
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NorseGlas@reddit

Dc villains…half skate shoe, half old man slip on with some interesting patterns and colors sometimes. I call em my old man shoes.
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Expat111@reddit

I am not wearing hey dudes. They’re disgusting.
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everyoneisnuts@reddit

Why are they disgusting lol?
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bigmistaketoday@reddit

I have no real sneaker brand loyalty, kinda partial to saucony for running, but I do have anti-loyalty to hey dudes. The shoe of the unfulfilled.
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AnnaWinter2023@reddit

Crocs all the way.
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