We renovated part of our house a while ago and anytime I'd step on or over something going through the work zone I'd yell "DAMN THIS SIDEWAYS HOUSE!!!" and nobody got the reference.
I very much appreciate your sense of humor. Sideways house is my favorite skit from The State. I quote it all the time, but nobody has any clue what the hell im talking about.
Also, don’t know if you’re familiar with the movie titled “The Ten”, but it is absolutely hilarious. Most of the people from the state, Reno 911, and Liev Shriver has an incredible cameo. STRONGLY recommend watching if you can!
Recommendations for lovers of The State:
* *Stella*, the completely forgotten Comedy Central series.
* *Mike & Tom Eat Snacks*: Podcast where Michael Ian Black and some Tom guy improv on an inane topic for 40 minutes and then spend two minutes eating and rating a snack. And respect women (you'll get it if you listen).
I'm Doug and I'm not going to stop having sex with my girlfriend in back of Kmart parking lot just because you say I can do it in my own bed! Forget it. I'm out of heeerre
Early covid the state cast did a zoom call with fans. Actor who played doug started it with one quick line of it and told everyone not to ask him about it again. Can’t imagine how often people come up to him and do that in his daily life.
SF!!
I’m so excited!!
The toothbrush skit, is hands-down, my favorite State skit ever. And it’s so bizarre. But I love it so much.
Let’s go run around and do things to popular music!!
Anyone remember the episode where Ken Marino and Kerri Kenny did a clean version of a famous play? I forgot what play it was, but I loved their rendition of it:
“Poopy! Another poopy day! I took number two from every dumb-dumb in this MICKEY-FICKY NEIGHBORHOOD TODAY!”
I'm fucking crushed I can't go to this. Please update us. I was obsessed with the The State and have followed every single one of their careers and watched everything they've all done, even the shitty stuff. I would kill to see this show.
I used to ugly cry laughing watching Michael and Michael have issues. My fingers were crossed it would be renewed but I kinda had a feeling it wouldn’t be.
It’s a lifelong dream for sure. I was in the picket line with Kerri Kinney a few months ago and I couldn’t being myself to say hi, I was so star struck
Jealous!
I saw the stream they did during COVID and it was one of the best events in my life, and I didn’t even leave my living room. If the tour comes to the East coast I am THERE.
🦔🏁
Porcupine, porcupine, porcupine racetrack.
Porcupine, porcupine, porcupine racetrack.
Porcupine, porcupine, porcupine racetrack.
Watch them porcupines go!
Go you porcupines, go, go, go!
Go you porcupines, don't be slow!
Go you porcupines, go, go, go!
*Or I'll lose lots of dough.*
It's a marvelous day, at the Porcupine Racetrack.
We'll watch them little porkies run.
The sun, the track, and porcupines.
The recipe for fun.
*Racing form Mr. Johnson?*
*Why thank you Jimmy. Here, get yourself a licorice whip.*
Have I got a pick for you boys!
This porcupine has to win.
He's strong and fast and ready.
*And loaded up with gin.*
I'm putting my dough on Lightning, cause it says that he's a sure thing
And the odds are 5 to 4...
But boy I hope that he's not slow or otherwise then this here Joe will be back on skid row!
I know that I'm a sinner, but I really need a winner, or the orphanage will close……
So God if you're above, and it's orphans that you love, then please help the porcupine I chose.
🦔: I'm the slowest porcupine in town, but knowing that don't get me down. It's just that they don't see……. So when they blow that whistle, I will move my little bristles, ‘cause there's nothing stopping me!
At the Porcupine, Porc-upine,
Racetraaack, Racetraaaaaaack
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
I loved when they got together via Zoom to [recreate](https://youtu.be/ASaAWMzU9CU?si=uSJFlBSH1g29c1MW) this one during COVID. Kevin Allison certainly spiced it up…
I never got the impression they really had a falling out, it’s more differing interests. Plus it’s hard to get producers to agree to pay 11 sketch comedians.
When the whole family is praying to kill Tim and he asks to be excused and then he rides off on a motorcycle with God. “What they don’t know is that me and God are like this 🤞!”
Are you the great grandson of the war hero who died under the old maple tree, First Corporal Cheyenne Fontain Buruke Stewart? And his father, a farmer, who went by the name of Peyolo Strayo Passayeee Grandel Stewart.
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