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Did I just get tickets to see The State?

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Did I just get tickets to see The State?

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cityshep@reddit

It’s NOT funny! It’s DANGEROUS!!!
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noelesque@reddit

We renovated part of our house a while ago and anytime I'd step on or over something going through the work zone I'd yell "DAMN THIS SIDEWAYS HOUSE!!!" and nobody got the reference.
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cityshep@reddit

I very much appreciate your sense of humor. Sideways house is my favorite skit from The State. I quote it all the time, but nobody has any clue what the hell im talking about. Also, don’t know if you’re familiar with the movie titled “The Ten”, but it is absolutely hilarious. Most of the people from the state, Reno 911, and Liev Shriver has an incredible cameo. STRONGLY recommend watching if you can!
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InfidelZombie@reddit

Recommendations for lovers of The State: * *Stella*, the completely forgotten Comedy Central series. * *Mike & Tom Eat Snacks*: Podcast where Michael Ian Black and some Tom guy improv on an inane topic for 40 minutes and then spend two minutes eating and rating a snack. And respect women (you'll get it if you listen).
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Jokierre@reddit

Really, no Reno 911?
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noelesque@reddit

"For some reason!" Poor Johnny Bluejeans!
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therealpopkiller@reddit (OP)

I loved Stella so much. Have the whole series on DVD and got to see them so it live one year
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snorkel-rivers@reddit

Drive the monkeys to the edge of the forest and turn around and drive them right back! Monkey torture. I love the state! So jealous
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MajesticLandManatee@reddit

Love the Barry Lutz skit!
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noelesque@reddit

They... hate it.
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Random_Monstrosities@reddit

I'm Doug and I'm not going to stop having sex with my girlfriend in back of Kmart parking lot just because you say I can do it in my own bed! Forget it. I'm out of heeerre
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pookshuman@reddit

teens and dults don't mix
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Defiant-Difference17@reddit

I quote Doug frequently ... I'm Doug and I'm outta heeerrreee
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WhoinvitedLouie@reddit

Early covid the state cast did a zoom call with fans. Actor who played doug started it with one quick line of it and told everyone not to ask him about it again. Can’t imagine how often people come up to him and do that in his daily life.
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therealpopkiller@reddit (OP)

Michael Showalter
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Defiant-Difference17@reddit

Interesting... and perfect username you have there
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emilliolongwood@reddit

Drugs?! I’m Doug, not Bob Dylan!
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Random_Monstrosities@reddit

Doug, do you even know who Bob Dylan is?
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emilliolongwood@reddit

No… but I know he died of drugs!
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Random_Monstrosities@reddit

I assure you Bob Dylan is alive and well. I produced his last 3 albums
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emilliolongwood@reddit

Oh, you mean Uncle Robert? He didn’t die of drugs.
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impeesa75@reddit

How much pudding did you have to bring to the show?
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therealpopkiller@reddit (OP)

$240 worth. gonna be a wild night
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Despises_the_dishes@reddit

Uhhhh fucking thank you for this! I just bought tickets!!
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therealpopkiller@reddit (OP)

LA?
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Despises_the_dishes@reddit

SF!! I’m so excited!! The toothbrush skit, is hands-down, my favorite State skit ever. And it’s so bizarre. But I love it so much. Let’s go run around and do things to popular music!!
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therealpopkiller@reddit (OP)

Mine was the car chase one. I’m going to rewatch the entire series over for the first time over the next month
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The_Grinning_Bastard@reddit

I want to dip my balls in it!
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griff1971@reddit

The one where he shows up at the last supper... still my favorite.
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therealpopkiller@reddit (OP)

Romans: We’re here to arrest Jesus of Nazareth! Jesus: he just went that way, yelling something about his balls
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djoddible@reddit

The State is touring? Link to shows and dates
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presidentsday@reddit

HEY EVERYBODY...WHO'S GOT SOMETHIN' FOR MEEE?!
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Digita1B0y@reddit

LOUIE!!!
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WhoinvitedLouie@reddit

Yeah what?
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Evening_Ad_1099@reddit

Awww yeah! Here we go again!
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jawnbaejaeger@reddit

"Go, you porcupines, go go go!' "Go, you porcupines, don't be slow!" ... I'm jealous as fuck.
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therealpopkiller@reddit (OP)

[they’re going on tour](https://davidwain.com/thestate) maybe you’ll luck out
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IDKHow2UseThisApp@reddit

A whole lotta puddin'!
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therealpopkiller@reddit (OP)

$240 worth
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ttw81@reddit

Of puddin'...
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bullgoose1@reddit

Awww yeaaaaaaahhhhh
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ttw81@reddit

Now excuse whole I whisper sweet nothings to this puddin'
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bullgoose1@reddit

I legit named my fantasy football team $240 worth of puddin one year
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therealpopkiller@reddit (OP)

A guy in my league named his team Porcupine Racetrack one year
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CasinoMarginale@reddit

We had the 240, we HAD to have the pudding
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Digita1B0y@reddit

Now you might ask "Barry and LeVon...where did you get $240 worth of puddin'"? Shhhh.....don't you worry your pretty little mind.
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saxon_desteele@reddit

That ain’t yo concern!
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FuryAutomatic@reddit

Anyone remember the episode where Ken Marino and Kerri Kenny did a clean version of a famous play? I forgot what play it was, but I loved their rendition of it: “Poopy! Another poopy day! I took number two from every dumb-dumb in this MICKEY-FICKY NEIGHBORHOOD TODAY!”
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Remarkable_Horse_968@reddit

Ha ha ha. We used to quote this during little league games. Laughing our a's off in the dugout. Now that's a lot of pudding.
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WillyWumpLump@reddit

240 dollars worth of pudding. Ah yeah!
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kethera__@reddit

This area... is *off limits*
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Usual-Role-9084@reddit

There’s gonna be some *changes* around *here*…
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UptightSinclair@reddit

As a FAVOR…to ME.
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pedestal_of_infamy@reddit

Now I'm going to take a little cat-nap. Sonebody wake me up when the sloppy joes are ready.
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emilliolongwood@reddit

Well, if that don’t beat all.
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SPFMninebillion@reddit

The guards all have the day off as tomorrow is Yom Kippur.
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minibini@reddit

What?! 👍
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therealpopkiller@reddit (OP)

They’re doing a mini-tour to raise money for striking writers and actors. Denver last month, LA and I think SF this month
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Appropriate_Swan_309@reddit

I'm fucking crushed I can't go to this. Please update us. I was obsessed with the The State and have followed every single one of their careers and watched everything they've all done, even the shitty stuff. I would kill to see this show.
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Zealousideal_Role189@reddit

All of them? Even Kevin Allison, the red-headed gay?
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ouijahead@reddit

I used to ugly cry laughing watching Michael and Michael have issues. My fingers were crossed it would be renewed but I kinda had a feeling it wouldn’t be.
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therealpopkiller@reddit (OP)

It’s a lifelong dream for sure. I was in the picket line with Kerri Kinney a few months ago and I couldn’t being myself to say hi, I was so star struck
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Appropriate_Swan_309@reddit

God I would be too! She is amazing, that's awesome
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ouijahead@reddit

Wrong … HAND 😑
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TheBr0fessor@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/qvr1i47hgiob1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48f0c6e49f60cb7f816fa75f9aff94f609852c7e
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therealpopkiller@reddit (OP)

Hahaha. [You’re in luck!](https://davidwain.com/thestate)
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TheBr0fessor@reddit

I’m trying to manifest 💫 Portland 💫
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Zerostar39@reddit

Hey! I’m-ah da pope-ah!
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Daniel_Molloy@reddit

No one ever knows what the hell I’m talking about when I quote this show.
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jayne-eerie@reddit

Jealous! I saw the stream they did during COVID and it was one of the best events in my life, and I didn’t even leave my living room. If the tour comes to the East coast I am THERE.
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therealpopkiller@reddit (OP)

NYC is the closest right now but they’re adding more dates
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MydniteSon@reddit

Took them forever to release the show on DVD, mostly because of licensing issues with the music. They had to replace all of the background music.
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TheObadiah@reddit

With inflation that puddin is at like 5 fitty
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jerseygunz@reddit

I’ll feed your fish
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pedestal_of_infamy@reddit

I'm Don Law. You can use my umbrella.
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mariemilrod@reddit

Going back to the motha ship…
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mnbvcxz1052@reddit

🦔🏁 Porcupine, porcupine, porcupine racetrack. Porcupine, porcupine, porcupine racetrack. Porcupine, porcupine, porcupine racetrack. Watch them porcupines go! Go you porcupines, go, go, go! Go you porcupines, don't be slow! Go you porcupines, go, go, go! *Or I'll lose lots of dough.* It's a marvelous day, at the Porcupine Racetrack. We'll watch them little porkies run. The sun, the track, and porcupines. The recipe for fun. *Racing form Mr. Johnson?* *Why thank you Jimmy. Here, get yourself a licorice whip.* Have I got a pick for you boys! This porcupine has to win. He's strong and fast and ready. *And loaded up with gin.* I'm putting my dough on Lightning, cause it says that he's a sure thing And the odds are 5 to 4... But boy I hope that he's not slow or otherwise then this here Joe will be back on skid row! I know that I'm a sinner, but I really need a winner, or the orphanage will close…… So God if you're above, and it's orphans that you love, then please help the porcupine I chose. 🦔: I'm the slowest porcupine in town, but knowing that don't get me down. It's just that they don't see……. So when they blow that whistle, I will move my little bristles, ‘cause there's nothing stopping me! At the Porcupine, Porc-upine, Racetraaack, Racetraaaaaaack Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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UptightSinclair@reddit

I loved when they got together via Zoom to [recreate](https://youtu.be/ASaAWMzU9CU?si=uSJFlBSH1g29c1MW) this one during COVID. Kevin Allison certainly spiced it up…
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mnbvcxz1052@reddit

When Kevin Allison came out in bondage gear I fucking DIED
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UptightSinclair@reddit

Aw man! I hope you feel better soon. I’m glad you finally got to see it!
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mnbvcxz1052@reddit

I’ve never seen this! I’m home really sick today and this was the first time I smiled. THANK YOU!!!!! Doing the lords work
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Johnykbr@reddit

I loved the State. It a shame they've had a bit of a falling out so they all aren't willing to work together.
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jayne-eerie@reddit

I never got the impression they really had a falling out, it’s more differing interests. Plus it’s hard to get producers to agree to pay 11 sketch comedians.
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therealpopkiller@reddit (OP)

They’re all doing this show
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Johnykbr@reddit

Well yes, they all did The State but after they split into two groups with a few that go in between.
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therealpopkiller@reddit (OP)

I mean they're doing the [reunion shows](https://davidwain.com/thestate)
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Kulban@reddit

Medium Head Boy!
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MajesticLandManatee@reddit

When the whole family is praying to kill Tim and he asks to be excused and then he rides off on a motorcycle with God. “What they don’t know is that me and God are like this 🤞!”
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Corn_Beefies@reddit

No you didn't Papa Goulash.
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Your_Daddy_@reddit

Every reference just went over my head.. The State? Who are these guys in the picture?
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Birdies_nub@reddit

Skit comedy show on MTV with comedians who went on to be on Reno 911.
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therealpopkiller@reddit (OP)

And also Viva Variety and Wet Hot American Summer
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bullgoose1@reddit

And now Jane is stuck in my head for the rest of the day
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Your_Daddy_@reddit

Ah - I never heard of it.
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therealpopkiller@reddit (OP)

Michael Ian Black and Joe Lo Truglio
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LettuceD@reddit

That's Thomas Lennon, not Joe Lo Truglio
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therealpopkiller@reddit (OP)

![gif](giphy|lfYmYxL5vNa7fGKEQs|downsized) DAMMIT! you're right.
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Your_Daddy_@reddit

I know who Micheal Ian Black is - from Pop-up videos on VH1, lol.
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therealpopkiller@reddit (OP)

Joe Lo Truglio was on Brooklyn 99. Just about he entire cast of The State went on to have big careers
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stiffneck84@reddit

No….wee ahhh gooohna watchha de mhoknees make ah loooove
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jawnbaejaeger@reddit

"The monkeys! They don't DOOOOOO IT! They make-ah love-ah!"
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bullgoose1@reddit

Oh no! The pope-ah
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jawnbaejaeger@reddit

Heeeey-ah! I am-ah the Pope-ah!
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stiffneck84@reddit

I knew I was slightly off in my memory!
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FiK-SiR@reddit

“All I care about is sex and booze and pills! Damn this country and everyone in it!”
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jawnbaejaeger@reddit

MISTER PRESIDENT?!
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Birdies_nub@reddit

The monkeys don't do eeet! The monkeys! Dey maka de Looove.
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DotardKombucha@reddit

They toucha the hands
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jawnbaejaeger@reddit

They don't just a-bing-ah da-bang-ah da-boom! Now let's go to the zoo and watch-ah the monkeys make amore!
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stavago@reddit

Crispy Pops, they’re pretty good
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DotardKombucha@reddit

Duh duh duuuh duh duuuh?
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emilliolongwood@reddit

I’m not worth farty nonsense!
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papagoulash_@reddit

You can pop corn but you can’t pop a goulash. ME?!?!
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hamsterballzz@reddit

What’s this strange blue meat? Muppet
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Brandonification@reddit

I'm Doug and I can't be locked in a cage like some manimal. I'm outta heeerrre.
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socialcommentary2000@reddit

Chelsea Clinton, we invite you to have sex with the State.
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therealpopkiller@reddit (OP)

Username checks out
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Apprehensive-Donkey7@reddit

I’m Doug………..and I’m outta heeeerrrreeee
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Mr_Stowne@reddit

Ghjs subreddit's lame, I'm outta heh-eeaarrrr
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SatanicCrackBaby@reddit

Barry and Lavon??
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hmcfuego@reddit

Aaaawwwwww yeeeaaahhhh
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SPFMninebillion@reddit

Are you the great grandson of the war hero who died under the old maple tree, First Corporal Cheyenne Fontain Buruke Stewart? And his father, a farmer, who went by the name of Peyolo Strayo Passayeee Grandel Stewart.
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Competitive-Bus1816@reddit

Talk to your kids about commercial whaling....before someone else does.
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MessDifferent1374@reddit

Make sure to wear your ADIDAMS! And cover all your open containers ⚾️⚾️
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deeweromekoms@reddit

I pay less money and I get extra stripe, is very good deal
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circusgeek@reddit

My sister married a Russian guy and we use this line A LOT. LOL
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MessDifferent1374@reddit

🤣🤣🤣 you kind of have to!!!
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Infrathin81@reddit

Whatcha gonna do with all that puddin?
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saxon_desteele@reddit

Maybe you should try wearing pants.
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Digita1B0y@reddit

Barry....LeVon.... Shut up and get yo asses in that puddin'.
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Shigella311@reddit

So lucky!!
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