When should I call them? Or should I just have someone pick me up?

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AdamStonks772@reddit

I would throw away all the empty fireballs and wait until you can pass a breathalyzer before calling.

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PalpitationLong4353@reddit

Better find a prostitute to blame that she took the keys and drove while you were passed out drubk

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Fuzzy1598@reddit

That right there was a fucking shit show and I loved every moment of it.

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Redsoxdragon@reddit

u/whatstrueistrue you finally got out and didn't tell us you absolute legend?

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I had to take a plea deal or spend a while in jail. I'm still trying to find more proof that it wasn't me who drove. Thankfully being a hot shot isn't that bad and they aren't as angry over me having fireball in the truck. I still only drink it when I'm doing a long restart.

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heathenfloydsson@reddit

I'm just so happy to know I was present that day in history

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theminnesoregonian@reddit

I follow this sub but don't know why I keep seeing mentions of fireball. I'm super curious. What did I miss?

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1dle-prince@reddit

Dude admitted to buying like a liter of fireball and getting shitfaced in his sleeper then claims he woke up in the drunk tank with the cops telling him he totaled his semi into a ditch. Claimed there's no way it coulda been him cause "he'd never do that".

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milliedough@reddit

Ohhh. THIS ASS HAT

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metooeither@reddit

Somebody drunk drove a semi woke up in jail denying it was him, I think. I missed it too, but the roasting went on for days afterwards. It was something like that

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FuzzyHero69@reddit

Same first name. Hi, Fuzzy.

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Fuzzy1598@reddit

Heller! Good choice!

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Valade_Gang@reddit

☠️

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1dle-prince@reddit

Wasn't him anyway. He was asleep.

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Weekly-Celebration60@reddit

How do you even end up in that situation? Like the series of bad decisions it would take to be in that spot is just baffling to me. 😂

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Bucketcreek@reddit

One bad turn at a time. The terror mounts with each one . And then , there you are.

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Bbqandjams75@reddit

After that first bad turn and before I have to make the second bad one I call the police !!!

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TheFirstCrew@reddit

No shit! I drove through some "closed to thru traffic" construction on some back roads once. No problem, because I wasn't going through, I was delivering right in that area. But the road I had to turn on was truck restricted. I immediately pulled over and called the cops. That's what you do when route planning doesn't work out. Thing is, "route planning" for most these days is punching an address into Google Maps, putting the truck in "D", and ripping someone's fender mirror off at 35mph on their way out of the Peelot.

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Incendium_Satus@reddit

Hell no. Google Maps useless in rural Australia. Just because the local council zoned a strip of land for a road 200 years ago doesn't mean they actually built it.

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Glabstaxks@reddit

What do the cops do ? Help back you out ?

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TheFirstCrew@reddit

No, they gave me authorization to be on that road, and told me the best road to pick up next. Basically, it's CYA. Now I don't have to worry about a ticket, or making a bad situation even worse by getting in even more of a bind. If they didn't want me going down that road, they could come spot me, because that's easier for them than mountains of paperwork when something get torn up by a truck. Boils down to communication.

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Glabstaxks@reddit

Ahh I see thanks

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W1D0WM4K3R@reddit

I check routes with Google maps a lot, actually. I can tell from the satellite view if a certain turn into a shipper is a truck entrance or not, allowing me to plan for it. City to city is easy, inner city I can use street view to check truck routes or Google the actual truck route map. Some guys just throw on their A => B shit and end up like what you see here.

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TheFirstCrew@reddit

Oh yeah, I used the shit out of Google Maps. But as an interface. I route planned with the atlas, and made the route in Google Maps. More to it than that, but you get the idea.

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Redditmarcus@reddit

While Googley Maps is a vital tool to utilize, anyone using *only* that to plan their route in a semi truck will eventually end up in a situation like this. Inevitably. Use a truck-specific GPS navigation device instead *AND* Googley Maps to view your destination on Satellite View.

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BigRigPirateBooty@reddit

Haha I do agree with that last part. I had a delivery years ago in a small town in NC. Checked map and google. Got to a turn that didn’t look right. Pulled over and checked it all again. Ended up on a similar road as pictured , that I was able to barely get out of. When I finally made it to the shipper with branches still hanging off the trailer , the guy says oh you ended up on such and such road. Yeah they changed all the signs in town, blocked the road halfway through and it hadn’t been updated on any maps or google yet. Said it happened every day and they didn’t put any signs up to warn drivers. Obviously no warnings in shipper instructions either.

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BlazinGingy@reddit

Why do I love your comment so much

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tpt2021cg@reddit

U ain't bullshitn 👍🏼

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its_hoods@reddit

And that's why you're still driving and not in the situation OP is in

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F3ROC1OUSB3AST@reddit

Oooooh you mean use a little common sense???? Unlike OP….

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Professional_Ad_6299@reddit

What do the police do, shut down traffic so you can back up?

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Bbqandjams75@reddit

Yup or know which way you can go they deal with this stuff all the time

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Realsweetkidsrsk@reddit

Yup, had to do it in Pennsylvania one time, cop was a dick but let me back out.

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bropleB@reddit

I used to haul powdered cement. There were a couple mixer plants off the beaton path, in the middle of nowhere. A couple times I thought I was going to end up in a situation like this. Pulling 85k lbs of powder down an unmarked, not on the GPS, no cell service, dirt path in the middle nowhere, going simply off directions spoken to me by my dispatch. Luckily I made it but I easily could have ended up like this.

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LudwigVonPoodle@reddit

When I was a new driver, before people had GPS, I had to go to a portable plant at a job site down in a borrow pit in the middle of acres of citrus groves. The directions were “turn left on dirt road, turn right on dirt lane.”

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1337Carbon@reddit

I'm guessing OP got road and lane reversed

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DTidC@reddit

Lol. Be me in Appalachia. Working in the gas patch. This looks like some of the roads with wells on them.

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Glidepath22@reddit

It really just takes one bad decision

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coyotll@reddit

Looks like it might be his third day

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NerdTrek42@reddit

I saw a photo at my company terminal. Someone tried to drive over a very questionable wooden bridge and ended in the swamp. That photo had tons of no trucks allowed signs. Couldn’t believe it

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Recent_Risk9390@reddit

Maybe he was hoping it would get better the further he went. Although, I’ve learned that it usually gets worse in these type of situations.

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Idkyoutellme22@reddit

I feel like you tried to back out …. But then just gave the fuck up 🤣

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12dv8@reddit

Hard to believe it’s a SWIFT truck…..

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4-flat@reddit

Buy a map and put down your GPS . maybe things happen for a reason time to go back to your desk job.you can always try Amazon.

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Vivid-Beat-644@reddit

So this one time, my trainee stopped for coffee in WV. I was in the sleeper and woke up when the road got really bumpy. Yeah, I had to back up on a road for 2 miles to get us out. Curved, and with a 100-foot drop off, in the dark. Good times....... Call your company and get help. Don't toss away your CDL by walking away.

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vialentvia@reddit

Somehow, i know exactly where you were. It happens that often here.

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mxadema@reddit

Never trust a gps when it sends you on a dirt road. Especially in a truck. Lesson learn, you will live to fk up an other day.

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xj5635@reddit

Thats the beauty of having a moffett. I do get on some janky ass roads on the daily but there's been several times I've parked and just cruised that moffett up the road to see what I'm getting myself into lol.

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yeetyeet800@reddit

What's a moffet?

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1morepl8@reddit

Ya know those fork lifts ya see strapped to the back of trailers and straight trucks? A Moffett

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IRMacGuyver@reddit

To be fair Moffett is a name brand

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xj5635@reddit

Yep. Moffett, palfinger, Princeton, burro, etc... they all moffetts tho lol. Just like you don't reach for that equate tissue paper, you grab a kleenex.

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IRMacGuyver@reddit

I've pretty much stopped saying kleenex and mostly say tissue now.

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CosmoMomen@reddit

So is Bobcat but you say Bobcat and everybody thinks skid steer loader, humans are weird.

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IRMacGuyver@reddit

I don't. Bobcat makes several different types of machines.

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grawrant@reddit

I'm with you on this one, as someone who's run a lot of heavy equipment. Personally, I hate bobcats controls. A skidder is a skidder, a bobcat is a shitty brand. Give me a Kabuto, cat or deere.

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WaylonJenningsJr@reddit

Kubota over Bobcat? Come on, man.

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grawrant@reddit

I'd rather not cum on men, that's why I don't like bobcat.

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WaylonJenningsJr@reddit

I’m sure you thought that was quite the clever response, but let me assure you, it wasn’t. Just dumb.

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grawrant@reddit

Yeah I'm from North Dakota where bobcat originates, let me tell you they are pieces of s*** and I hate the controls.

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WaylonJenningsJr@reddit

Weird, since I operate a tracked skiddie (T190, T595, or mainly T770) pretty much every single workday — jackhammer, forks, sweeper, backfilling, stumpgrinding, and tons and tons of grading — and Bobcats beat the others in nearly every way (and we work them hard.) We’ve rented Kubotas, Takeuchis, and Caterpillars, and they all suck in one way or another. Some combination of lack of visibility, cumbersome, unresponsive, lack of power, maintenance issues — but Bobcat has been by far the best. Plus their selection of attachments is much better and so is their service/dealer in our area (SW Michigan.) That’s real world experience for over 15 years now.

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grawrant@reddit

Look at this guy everyone, he also uses heavy machinery and disagrees with other operators preferences. So brave. Thanks for letting us know.

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WaylonJenningsJr@reddit

Your argument was you’re from a place where they are sold. Talk about stupid. I provided actual experience and reasoned arguments. You’re an idiot and I’m going to block you.

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xj5635@reddit

The 3 wheeler piggy back forklifts that you see hanging off the back of some flatbeds.

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Bucketcreek@reddit

Piggy back forklift.

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Roach-187@reddit

The imagery that puts in my head is absolutely hilarious.

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xj5635@reddit

Yeah lol. But when you frequent roads like [this](https://imgur.com/gallery/60Rpmnf) its a god send to be able to scope it out.

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Roach-187@reddit

It's like an Appalachian (I'm assuming this is the east) version of the offroad scene in convoy. I couldn't begin to imagine driving a road like that, good thing you have your own little scout vehicle to test the road ahead lol.

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xj5635@reddit

Yeah, western NC. I haul construction materials to residential builds so this is a pretty common occurrence for us. It definitely helps cause doing residential construction a lot of the time the roads and sites are too new to show up on Google earth or maps.

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Jaded-Selection-5668@reddit

Damn I guessed where you were by the roads and trees!

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gotcha_six@reddit

for all you non-deck guys.. get an e-scooter.

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xqk13@reddit

I don’t think e scooters are that stable on dirt roads

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SpacePotato91@reddit

I rip gravel on my G30P all the time. I also bail and eat shit on my G30P because I'm riding on gravel all the time! I fail to see a correlation. /s (seriously tho e-scoiter under the bunk is the way to go.)

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Redditmarcus@reddit

Hey! Some of us keep our “dates” under the bunk.

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gotcha_six@reddit

You'd be surprised. Would definitely need a big wheel though. Even a folding bicycle would do the trick.

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xqk13@reddit

True

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TheFirstCrew@reddit

Or a higher quality pair of flip flops, and hoof it. You know they need the exercise.

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Then-Cryptographer96@reddit

Throw the crocs into 4x4

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voodoosanteria@reddit

Sport mode activated

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gotcha_six@reddit

This is a legit point you've got

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InevitableUsual4126@reddit

For sure

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juxt417@reddit

Had this almost happen to me in Missouri just last month.(OTR with allied moving for context) I was using the hammer truck gps app and the road it took me on to leave the customers house was a decent paved road at first then turned into a windy dirt road much like this one. I should have known then to just back up but the route looked good on the app. I went for about a quarter mile until I came to a creek that had 2 concrete slabs with water running over them as a bridge. So of course I had to back up for about a half mile through a windy back road with trees everywhere until I got to an intersection and was able to get turned around. 2 things I learned that day are that I need to get out of the moving industry asap and to never ever ever trust a dirt road even if your truck specific gps app takes you down one.

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Redditmarcus@reddit

The “good” truck-specific GPS’s have a Setting to Always Avoid Dirt Roads (but even this might not’ve helped you right then & there).

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juxt417@reddit

Yessir I had/ have avoid unpaved roads on but I was still betrayed lol

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Redditmarcus@reddit

It seems as if the entire, nefarious world conspires against us truckers sometimes, doesn’t it? I’ve been through a few GPS’s and have finally settled on Garmin (as being the *least* nefarious of the lot).

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Deodorized@reddit

Rule #1 on my truck is that we don't go down a dirt/gravel road unless we are **ABSOLUTELY** sure that it's the only way. Check with dispatch, check with customer, Google satellite view from where you leave asphalt until you are back on asphalt. Granted, I used to run reefer and now fuel. Could be different for flatbedders.

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ElectronicGarden5536@reddit

Laughs in oilfield.

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Deodorized@reddit

Doesn't count when you never see asphalt to begin with

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mdroz81@reddit

Happy it’s your last day. It appears you are a moron. Everyone is safer if you just get an Uber for anything involving transportation going forward.

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twist3d7@reddit

Looks like you're on some sort of goat trail. Question: Where the hell are the goats?

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stopthebanham@reddit

I would just burn my CDL and stop trucking. You’re not worth it for anyone to have you as a driver. How TF did you put yourself in this situation?!?? Where TF is your brain at?!

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amartin041@reddit

He got stuck he didn’t kill anyone seem pretty harsh response

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stopthebanham@reddit

I know he got stuck… was he off-roading for fun? Look at where he’s at though. That’s my point…

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amartin041@reddit

So your immediate response is to be an ass this why we can’t get people to stay

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stopthebanham@reddit

Do you really want drivers like that on the roads?! I don’t mean to be an ass I’m just very blunt! I’m sure the driver has a talent somewhere else.

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amartin041@reddit

“Im just blunt” spoken just like every ass and once again looks our boy here took a wrong turn it’s not like he’s drunk or high with all the shady shit some guys do on the road you’re passing quite a bit judgement on a rookie mistake

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stopthebanham@reddit

Eh, I’m sure if you’d meet me in real life you’d actually like me as a person, I’m kind and I’m nice to everyone, but if someone fks up I have no filter and I’d just say it like it is… and I do the same to myself as well lol.

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amartin041@reddit

If I’d like you in person why are you acting like jerk online

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voodoosanteria@reddit

I’m sure you’ve never made a mistake ever in your life.

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stopthebanham@reddit

No lol, not like that.

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Jaded-Selection-5668@reddit

You got this, back that bitch out 😂😂😂🤷🏾‍♂️ it made it in that far, it’ll made it out.

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No-Nobody7958@reddit

Ohh lord

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Resident-Welcome3901@reddit

Shit happens. I followed a local’s shortcut advice, wound up on a dirt track with suspicious craters and joined a parade of tanks on the back edges of Fort Drum…

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Alaskan_Tiger@reddit

I run smart truck route 2 keep it at 100k and all set good to go hazmat no hazmat and run google maps on the phone

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sage4wt@reddit

Following the GPS?

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blindbatg34@reddit

4 Wheeler Here. Is this really that bad? Embarrassing, sure but the equipment looks OK. Phone a friend, call a tow truck, the cops. End up with a cool new nickname like “Woodsey”?

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wreckitralph334@reddit

Call first, get somebody to pick you up and get a job in an office because you shouldn't be in a fucking truck......

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Andaman_diver@reddit

If you got it in there, you can get it out. Man up and get it out.

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PurppQuotes@reddit (OP)

I just broke a fingernail though!!😓😓😓😓 called my mom, she said to get a bandage. ☹️

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FWTI@reddit

OP. I'm a flatbed. It makes sense for me to be out in the boonies. Unless you got construction stuff in the back why tf were you out there in the first place? Just cause you can lock the diff doesn't mean we should go off roading in semis! They weren't built with that in mind.

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extremeowenershit-23@reddit

Will he really lose his cdl for this?

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tidyshark12@reddit

Don't feel bad, maybe you won't have to drive an international anymore. I just got assigned to an international not too long ago and the next day I asked if they could replace the seat with a box of rusty nails so it'd be more comfortable.

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kdonnn@reddit

And boy do those seats slam hard when you hit a bump.

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tidyshark12@reddit

Yepp, no shock absorption to say the least

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Jimmychanga2424@reddit

Preach. It’s the worst.

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Alone-Business4652@reddit

Just bounce broseph. They’ll find truck through GPS…..

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Ryo0hki4242@reddit

A curve in your erection could be caused by peyronie disease, go to a doctor to have that checked out.

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IMadeY0uR3adTh1s@reddit

Take it apart piece by piece and build it on the road.

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truthishearsay@reddit

Was it your third day?

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andy-in-ny@reddit

Was a loading dock guy for hospital foodservice. Those guys would tell us of the 3 mile, curvy road backups to a ski resort or boarding school. I feel so bad for you guys

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stop_dr1nking@reddit

Have you tried giving it some gas??

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LUPIN_DA3RD@reddit

Damn bro..call them.

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Left_Ad_1354@reddit

I’ve never screwed up this bad ever how do ppl do this? What is in that head of yours how did you get here and also they may feel so bad for u that they re train you lol

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Sharp_Policy@reddit

I just wanna know your thought process that lead to this

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Huzul34@reddit

I always check the route I go ahead of time if I can I’ve been in some seriously hairy situations before it sucks

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cast0r8@reddit

G.O.A.L Go on and leave

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ItakeIbreak@reddit

Throw phone in the bushes Crack open the back and live off the cargo for the foreseeable future.

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PurppQuotes@reddit (OP)

I have 3 baloney sandwiches, 3 juice boxes. I’ll be okay, for now..

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gurgling-goldfish@reddit

You’re set for war

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Jimmychanga2424@reddit

Witnessed!

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Mr_bungle001@reddit

Geez man there’s no reason to flaunt your immense wealth all Willy nilly

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Cyfyclops2@reddit

man thought his 500hrs in snowrunner would translate to real life

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Fun-Superb@reddit

Id be screwed if driving were similar to snow runner controls

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NW_Vegas@reddit

Call them or it my lead to legal trouble, you dont need that on top of this

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SmokeChaser426@reddit

You are the Captain of your Ship, tell dispatch that the time line is not reasonable. Lots of companies looking for good safe drivers. No reason to continue to work at a Stinking big operation. We all know who they are. Pay like Crap, run you into the ground, dispatch you so you make so little that you can't afford to leave. Recruiters Lie. Don't allow yourself to get conned into a lease purchase because then they really have you by the short and curlies. Always make time for your truck pre trip and your personal do the job pre trip. Most important knowledge I can pass on Value yourself Just a thought

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Claim_Alternative@reddit

Lemme guess A bottle of fireball or third day on the job?

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ChaceEdison@reddit

I’ve taken a few dry-vans up roads like that delivering trees to tree planters working in the bush. I don’t think that’s the case here..

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Claim_Alternative@reddit

I’m just making a joke by meta posting lol

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Redditmarcus@reddit

You always get all the good loads. Man, I’ve never gotten to deliver trees to tree planters…

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AshleyWasStolen@reddit

Or maybe both

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SmokeChaser426@reddit

Why not call the company and get directions to the location ? Pre trip the evening before your pick up or delivery. I planned where I was going to do my breaks and get fuel the day before. Just a thought

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lil30cent@reddit

With a lot of these companies out there, you don’t have the chance to pre trip route. They give you address and expect you to leave right away so you are not late. It sucks but I always take 5mins to pre trip

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Positive-Ease3536@reddit

What made you think this was a good idea...?

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tysnastyy@reddit

Bet this is why my shed kit still has not arrived

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F3ROC1OUSB3AST@reddit

Just keep following your Mapquest….

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Jeepinthemud@reddit

Yes your last day. Thankfully because steering wheel holders like you definitely are one of the reasons we have the FMCSA, State DOTs and several other groups like CRASH up our collective butts! Good riddance! Stop and think, doing this is 100% a sign of bad judgment. IMHO that’s what all new drivers should be tested for.

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Mater079@reddit

"but the GEE PEE ESSS told me go this way...."

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Ok-Advantage-9783@reddit

So who will be liable GPS or Company? Or would be fair to keep the driver but cut his check for the losses?

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realmeverified@reddit

Pretty sure the company isn't legally allowed to charge the driver for the damage, but it's entirely the drivers fault. Your GPS even warns you that they're not liable and not to rely on it.

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Ok-Advantage-9783@reddit

There are drivers who do it on purpose Do you still not do anything because it is illegal?

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OGodIDontKnow@reddit

It’s missing the swift branding, did it get photoshopped out?

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Worstname1ever@reddit

I remember when I had my first beer

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PalpitationLong4353@reddit

That's so funny I almost laughed the last 300 times I've heard it

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Bibbimbopp@reddit

I laugh a little harder each time I hear it. Seismology outposts near Chicago just registered an unexplained event.

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skinnyfatt85@reddit

SWIFT BAD. LMAO HA HA MEGA CARRIERS

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Wham-alama-ding-dong@reddit

What the hell happened here

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Mistermeena@reddit

Mate who do you think you are?!? An Australian?

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Normal-Park-6407@reddit

Report it stolen

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Djkevinpaul@reddit

Should have used Hammer App 😂😂

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JustNefariousness625@reddit

🫡🫡🫡

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mwonch@reddit

Okay, look. We all make stupid mistakes when we know better. Me, for example: I got my pads caught on a railroad crossing. Was I new? No. Was I kinda new to the industry? No. Did I try taking a road posted no trucks? Yep. 'cause it was a short cut. I didn't get fired, because I paid the tow bill on site ($1500, woulda been $1900 if my company paid it). And then I refused their offer to reimburse...since I was a dumbass. So...pay your tow bill and ALL repair costs, ya might be fine. Unless the company is sued or billed for property damage.

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Vermalien@reddit

Ever been to the Notch?

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IRMacGuyver@reddit

Someone notify me when the cops airlift OP out of there.

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Viciousluvv@reddit

Grow up and handle your business.

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LeaderStunning1669@reddit

Is this the one I read about from Colorado where he called dispatch to say The Detour was no good and they told him to run with it?

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PurppQuotes@reddit (OP)

I believe so!

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Glotham@reddit

Just become a log truck driver and get the skidder guy to push you out.

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PWRPETER@reddit

I feel like I’ve seen this pic before… like 5 years ago

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Fair-Audience-4001@reddit

Just leave! Even if you can only crawl, leave that area code, forever!

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mwright9494@reddit

Ice road truckers...six months too late

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Green_Bay_Fappers@reddit

Or six months early

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pupetdragon@reddit

Not judging but how in gods name did u end up there ? Where were you trying to go ?

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B_drgnthrn@reddit

When in doubt, throttle out

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average_redditGuy@reddit

Lemme guess … 3rd day ? 😵‍💫

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No_Carry_3028@reddit

Lol almost a similar thing happened to me crazy part there was enough space I could've u turned out of my accident somehow I just didn't see it or realized it until stuck in mud had to be towed out 2x 1st tow got stuck 😅 🙃 highly embarrassed but just a write up and safety violation

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Salt_Bus2528@reddit

Ratchet strap some 2 x 4s to your drive tires for some methed out chain substitution. It's not like you can make it any worse.

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Ok-Advantage-9783@reddit

But you got the humour though 🤣🤣🤣.

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yeetyeet800@reddit

I was about to really mess up some stuff in a Walmart parking lot today. Had to drive all over the walkway on the front of the store to avoid rubbing against anything

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NinjaFocus222@reddit

Use Google maps 360 view and make a plan before entering the parking lot. Sometimes, you can't park anywhere besides the docks or blocking the docks/drive path to the docks, so you just can't go to those ones.

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yeetyeet800@reddit

Thanks. I definitely should have done that on truckerpath satellite. I had just gotten up though. I get lucky getting through places more often than I should, but I'm thankful for it. Just gotta make sure to check out the area more. Usually going into the car section isn't a good idea

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NinjaFocus222@reddit

Any app you'd like. But just wingin it is a terrible idea, especially if you just woke up. I'm sure you already know that. But you will fuck some stuff up eventually if you don't take it seriously. You should also be doing that for every shipper or receiver. My first few months, I made so many mistakes following my GPS like a bonehead. And I'm also guilty of a walmart joyride. It gets worse. I'm js. Better to waste 10 mins than several hours filling out paperwork or waiting for a tow truck.

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yeetyeet800@reddit

Ok. Thanks alot for the advice

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gunsndonuts@reddit

You probably won't get fired for just this, maybe wrote up and asked to pay part of the tow bill. Even if you get fired you can be in orientation for another job next week

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Different-Sort-6706@reddit

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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ramanw150@reddit

Well when you fuck up make sure you fuck up good.

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pwalk00@reddit

3rd day?

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CEVIII518@reddit

And at that moment he realized….he had fucked up. Call a wrecker bud.

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PalpitationLong4353@reddit

Should have stuck to amazon

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fr33bird317@reddit

How?

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mike-2129@reddit

Call them after you start your new job

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WonderWheeler@reddit

You are asking this late on Friday! Oh no.

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Scooter-20001@reddit

Wtf

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NotVeryCashMoneyMod@reddit

that's some nice articulation

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skinnyfatt85@reddit

How tho

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StandForAChange@reddit

Nice repost, man.

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PurppQuotes@reddit (OP)

I got stuck in NC hwy 29 Google map took me south instead of north Can someone come pull me out please !? I got 50$ cash Help guys please 😭

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StandForAChange@reddit

Nice repost, lol

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PurppQuotes@reddit (OP)

Cmon have some fun 😘

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Recent_Risk9390@reddit

Almost happened to me today. Called the non emergency line and got escorted out of some back roads full of sharp loads and dead ends in Virginia. My backing skills definitely improved today. Fully loaded never helps either. Good luck. Try the non emergency line.

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