Dry your whole body with a leaf blower

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stay_fr0sty@reddit

I do this after cutting the grass and weed wacking. My legs are usually covered in specks of grass and sweat.

I dry off my legs with the leaf blower. Rub the dry grass on my legs that remains, and 99% of it falls off.

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djdaedalus42@reddit

Also works when you get covered in snow. Depending on what kind of snow you get, a blower can clean off your car real fast.

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Worldly-Bobcat-48@reddit

Serious LPT to an unserious idea:

I’ve discovered that doing an initial towel dry with a hand towel followed by a second dry with a regular bath towel will make me feel way drier.

The small towel gets you 80% dry and gets sopping wet in the process (wring it out in the sink), then the bath towel finishes the job but never gets so wet that it feels clammy. Additional benefit: your bath towel doesn’t get nearly as smelly because it dries faster.

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RatCatSlim@reddit

I’ve always squeegeed the excess water off my body with my hands before I exit the shower, you’d be surprised how much drier you and your towel are after

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stay_fr0sty@reddit

Added LPT: when you are done with the small towel, use it to take 10 seconds and wipe down the shower in the areas prone to mold.

Since I’ve developed this habit, my caulking lasts longer and mold is non-existent.

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Worldly-Bobcat-48@reddit

Legendary pro move. Going to start doing that tomorrow

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feel-the-avocado@reddit

Meet george jetston

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_skank_hunt42@reddit

I remember stopping at a car wash in LA on a road trip when I was a kid and they dried off the cars with leaf blowers lol

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alreadytaken-@reddit

Use a hair dryer, it works surprisingly well

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slimdrum@reddit

Couldn't you just use a hair dryer?

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SoggyMeatloaf69@reddit

I bet it would feel good dryin' off the ole' ass crack

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burns_before_reading@reddit

You have wet ass issues?

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Nate_Christ@reddit

This dude doesn't wash his ass in the shower

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justforjugs@reddit

Hair dryers exist

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stay_fr0sty@reddit

Hair dryers are puny and weak. Leaf blowers are next level.

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Questo417@reddit

Maybe put a coil inside it so you can choose to make the air cool,warm, or hot. And maybe make it smaller so you can hold it in one hand. Personally I would use something like this to dry off my hair, because towel drying that is always insufficient.

Why haven’t they made something like this before?

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gravelpi@reddit

Since it's indoors, might as well make it able to plug into a wall so there's no battery to worry about.

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lillildipsy@reddit

lugging that thing around still sounds cumbersome, maybe we should make it smaller somehow

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Matrinka@reddit

I want a drying tube. Step in and let the powered air dry me off.

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ddollarsign@reddit

carbon-footprintmaxxing

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allenrfe@reddit

The had or have this. There was high power fan that blew from the ceiling to dry you off. The isssye was that you just blew all the water that was on you all over the bathroom. It was also surprising slow. You could stand under them but I still ended up using a towel.

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nicolasknight@reddit

WHAT?

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I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU SAY?

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WHAT?

... OH, SOME IDIOT TOLD ME TO USE A LEAF BLOWER TO DRY MY EARS! I'M DEAF NOW.

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drivera1210@reddit

I can't hear you. What did you say?

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jamesfowkes@reddit

"Whole body dyson airblade" would be a room in my dream house.

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Avehdreader@reddit

What would be incredibly helpful is i someone could use a 3d printer to make an adjustable stand to hold it in place - or even rotates up and down on its own!

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C_IsForCookie@reddit

I’ve always wondered about installing one of those dryers at the end of the car wash in my bathroom that I can just walk though

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thatsabruno@reddit

Gym I used to go to had one of those hand dryers mounted high by the showers and it was so nice to dry off with that. When I "make it" my shower will have one of those drive-through car wash exit blowers.

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SpatiaCaeli@reddit

I use mine to clear dust out of my computer kbd.

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EyeofEnder@reddit

Like those whole body drying devices in waterparks and such?

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Additional-Studio-72@reddit

A heated version exists…

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Automatic-Wall-Mounted-Hot-Air-Blow-Body-Dryer-After-Shower/

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Lemfan46@reddit

It wouldn't be a leaf blower then.

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ItsFuckinBob@reddit

I don’t need my ballsack whipping all over the place.

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Hooln@reddit (OP)

Attach an anchor to it

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ItsFuckinBob@reddit

What if she’s busy?

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Turbojelly@reddit

You need 2 towels to dry yourself. First towel gets you from wet to damp, then the towel is damp and wont dry you further. Second towel will get you from damp to dry.

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Hooln@reddit (OP)

Or hear me out: one extra powerful leaf blower!

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