So…the China-woman shares her bed with everyone…sleeping with bums all over town, including with her former husband’s co-worker and El Duderino, even though her allowance is ample…and she lets everyone watch, including kids, but Brent can’t even watch for $100…am I wrong? AM I WRONG?!?
What the fuck are you talking about?! The Chinawoman is not the issue here dude! I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line you do not,-- also, Dude, Chinawoman is not the preferred nomenclature, uh, Beatles-Destroyer, Please.
Everyone wants to blame YO. I watched the Peter Jackson Beatles doc and my takeaway was that Paul was a total control freak. Seems like he might’ve been the Beatle destroyer. And the scenes where Linda brought her very young daughter to their session… seemed like a total vibe killer…cringe!
🎶 No no no no, I don't smoke it no more
The rug pissers micterated on my floor
No, thank you, please,
It only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to barricade the door 🎶
Subtle-Catastrophe@reddit
What did you think this was all about. Fun and games?
DesperateMechanic305@reddit
Maude: "There are some women who destroyed the Beatles compulsively, without joy."
The Dude: "Ono?”
Maude: "Oh, yes.”
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
Cambelmacd@reddit
I dabbled in pacifism myself
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
not in an octopus' garden of course.
Garfunkel_Oates@reddit
What’s that, yoga?
ChamberTwnty@reddit
"I don't believe, in YOGA." - Vladimir Lennon
pdxorus@reddit
“I just believe, in me… Ringo and Yoko and me”
SeaSkimmer2@reddit
Coitus?
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
I was talking about my revolution.
duh_nom_yar@reddit
The Ringo can not look empty.
edmechem@reddit
The Ringo can:
DesperateMechanic305@reddit
“His life was in your hands Ringo…”
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
Don't say that, man.
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
Hey, that's your name, Ringo!
Smooth_Milk_4189@reddit
He threw a Ringo for a Ringo man
kinkyslc1@reddit
And I would like my dirty undies back.
Dr_Middlefinger@reddit
Ha! Nice.
duh_nom_yar@reddit
I almost went with... do you like sex, Mr. Bridges?
AntiketchupAktion@reddit
That some kind of eastern thing?
AntiketchupAktion@reddit
That is him... and six other guys.
slr242@reddit
Far out, man.
No really. This is far out.
DesperateMechanic305@reddit
So…the China-woman shares her bed with everyone…sleeping with bums all over town, including with her former husband’s co-worker and El Duderino, even though her allowance is ample…and she lets everyone watch, including kids, but Brent can’t even watch for $100…am I wrong? AM I WRONG?!?
betabry@reddit
What the fuck are you talking about?! The Chinawoman is not the issue here dude! I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line you do not,-- also, Dude, Chinawoman is not the preferred nomenclature, uh, Beatles-Destroyer, Please.
MaryAnnZhlotnik@reddit
Everyone wants to blame YO. I watched the Peter Jackson Beatles doc and my takeaway was that Paul was a total control freak. Seems like he might’ve been the Beatle destroyer. And the scenes where Linda brought her very young daughter to their session… seemed like a total vibe killer…cringe!
pm_me_flowers_please@reddit
Richard, this isn't a woman who built the railroads here. This is a gal who...
edmechem@reddit
Brent?
Remarkable_Peanut_43@reddit
It’s like Lennon said…
snukebox_hero@reddit
I am the Walrus?
DesperateMechanic305@reddit
No! Octopus’s Garden and Yellow Yubmarine… were you listening to the Dude’s story?
XaoxTheory@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Longjumping-Pop9374@reddit
I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
dhlthecobra@reddit
Shut the fuck up, u/XaoxTheory! John Lennon. John Winston Ono Lennon!
kinkyslc1@reddit
I am the Walrus.
Express_Area_8359@reddit
Kookoo cachoo.
duh_nom_yar@reddit
*goo goo g' joob
Pat-da-Cat@reddit
"Imperialism is the highest stage of capitalism."?
Edit: Actually, either Vlad or John could have said that.
canned_sunshine@reddit
This isn’t a guy who started the Soviet Union here
mikebrown33@reddit
The Chinaman is not the issue
MikeW226@reddit
Also....the woman on the left.... shreiking "number 9!" ...into microphone.... uh, not legal either.
The_Minion_of_Gozer@reddit
What are you, a fuckin’ audio engineer now?
duh_nom_yar@reddit
What are you, fuckin' Chuck Berry now?
Botosi5150@reddit
Shut the Fuck up Yoko
duh_nom_yar@reddit
The Chinawoman is the issue here, man.
Drumblebee@reddit
The rug pisser?
duh_nom_yar@reddit
*carpet micturater
Ambitious-Visual-315@reddit
Yoko you’re out of your element
Stone_or_Coach@reddit
The Dude is having one of his dream sequences in photo 3.
Drumblebee@reddit
Number 9 dream
MyCattleFixYourCar@reddit
Looks exhausting.
LawrenceSellers@reddit
Hey, man, I had a rough fucking night and I hate the fucking Beatles, man
HulaHoppin@reddit
Your revolution is over, Mr. Starr! Condolences!
ChamberTwnty@reddit
You say you want a revolution...
kinkyslc1@reddit
Tattoo it on your forehead!
MaryAnnZhlotnik@reddit
He’s Ringo. So that’s what you call him. That, or Ringer. His Ringness. Or el Ringorino, you know, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
jdovejr@reddit
Far out man.
snukebox_hero@reddit
I am the Walrus?
theclovek@reddit
You see what happens, when you lay with a stranger in a bed?
allusium@reddit
Man in the black pajamas?
thebigdu@reddit
That some kinda eastern thing?
4011isbananas@reddit
This what happens when you get married in Gibraltar near Spain
yamothashouldknow@reddit
They’re only trying to get them some peace man, fuckin a
No_Brain_5164@reddit
I'm helping her conceive, man
john-tockcoasten@reddit
🎶 No no no no, I don't smoke it no more The rug pissers micterated on my floor No, thank you, please, It only makes me sneeze And then it makes it hard to barricade the door 🎶
Key_Country3756@reddit
The Dude himself dabbles in pacifism. (Thank you, Duder!)
Soulless--Plague@reddit
Yoko, Ringo and El Duderino
901Soccer@reddit
I hate the fucking Beatles, man!
dhlthecobra@reddit
I pull over and kick your ass out!
ChamberTwnty@reddit
Get your ass out of my cab!
manattee_redux@reddit
Must have met when the Dude was in the music business. Roadie for Metallica, Speed of Sound Tour…
dhlthecobra@reddit
Oh? Oh...
SaigonWhoreNoseBiter@reddit
Buncha assholes...
MrNice1983@reddit
He thinks the microphone screecher did this???
shotgun_shaun@reddit
With friends like these, right Gary?
nick_valdo@reddit
You said it Dude.
Abject_Group_4868@reddit
Have you ever heard of Vietnam?
Dangerous_Spirit7034@reddit
Mister conductor from shining time station is really moving up in the world
SeaSkimmer2@reddit
OldVermontHippie62@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
And let me tell you something: I dig your work. Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody -- fabulous stuff, man.
Mibbler@reddit
Fuck you man! You don't like her fucking music, get your own fucking bed!
hundredgrandpappy@reddit
Viva Las Vegas!