ULPT Get a ceiling vibrator for noisy neighbors
Posted by TheCommander21@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 148 comments
My upstairs neighbors have a powerful fan that vibrates and hums down into my apartment all night. Twice I've begged through the landlords to ask them to do something about their fan. The neighbors not only refused, but have started to retaliate by stomping, jumping, banging on walls, and running through their apartment. We both have a 1 bed 1 bath 1060 sq ft apartment and it doesn't sound like they have a child but an adult doing it. Two months of non-stop humming and vibrating. Maintenance even confirmed the humming and vibrations are coming down into my apartment and how loud they are. I have no idea what the hell kind of fan they have that could be so strong to send these kind of vibrations and humming downward, but I have finally lost my shit to the point where I happily spent $200 for a ceiling vibrator. Management can't do anything about their vibrating and humming so I figured the same grace can be given to me. The ceiling vibrator has different levels so I'll be setting it on the lowest or second to lowest setting just so it wont be obvious that this is retalitory. If or when they complain, I'll tell the landlord that I bought a fan to help cancel out their noise from my end so I can sleep and that I'm sorry that its vibrating into their apartment, but like them there is nothing I can do about my vibrating fan. 60 fucking days of hours long humming and vibrating at night. They know it vibrates and is coming into my apartment, but they don't care.
I don't care if they retaliate more. I'm bless to be retired at a young age and I have no responsibilities, but they do. One of them has a job they have to sleep for while the other stays home thumping around and turning on that fan. I'll fucking turn that thing on at full blast for 5 seconds just to wake them out of their sleep at like 1 and 2 in the morning if they retaliate more. Plus my makeup vanity has two speakers in the blu tooth mirror thats loud as hell at full volume along with my two TVs. I'll play The Annoying Frog, If It Bleeds We Can Kill It by Austrian Death Machine, and Total Eclipse of The Heart Dance Version at full blast on all three during the day if I have to again while singing it. "TURN AROUND BRIIIIGHT EYES!! EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART!!!!!" The one and only time I did that was when they were really going hard with the stomping and jumping for 2 hours straight during the day. I had the noise going for 20 minutes while slamming doors and singing in the bathroom full throttle and when I shut it off, they were as quiet as a church mouse for the rest of the day and night except for the fan. Fuuuuuck these people. Let them do that rapid stomping they did in retaliation again and I'mma chuck a 3 lb medicine ball on the ceiling at 4 a.m. I don't care anymore, I'll even BUY them a new fan just to make the humming and vibrations stop. The vibrator should arrive by this weekend.
I know people have their thoughts and opinions on ceiling vibrators, but nothing I have done has put a stop to THEIR humming and vibration of my ceiling. I don't want to be an asshole, but two months of this every single night has me at my limit. If you have noisy neighbors and you can afford to do so, get a ceiling vibrator. Its worth it if it finally makes them stop or they even move away.
OneGap6400@reddit
Play Easy Street at a loud volume on a loop
asyouwish@reddit
Bad spam bot
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
I swear I'm not a bot trying to advertise Total Eclipse of The Heart Dance Version. š
whatshamilton@reddit
What the fuck is a ceiling vibrator
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Its a kit that has a vibrator/thunker device that has a LOOOONG power cord and a stripper pole to brace it against the ceiling. You put a shirt or small towel on it to prevent any possible damage to the paint job. Once turned on, you can set it to vibrate, thump, or do both at different intensities. Its only just to piss off your loud upstairs neighbors to encourage them to stop being assholes cause if you gotta suffer then they can suffer to. Im only going to turn it on to send a message. They even got a ceiling fan they can use, but instead choose to use their loud vibrating fan. We have wooden floors so it travels down to my apartment easily.
whatshamilton@reddit
I get the sound. However, you can pry my box fan out of my cold dead hands. It does a dramatically different job of cooling the room and cannot be replaced by a ceiling fan. They should definitely be putting sound baffling underneath whatever theyāre putting it on though!
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
I'll know how you feel on that box fan. When I was a child, I always had that bix fan on, but it was on a little table and we lived in a home so no one to disturb. However, a box fan would not have anywhere close to the power of whatever the fuck type of fan they have. This bitch is strong.
Dysterqvist@reddit
What if they have noisy upstairs neighbors and bought a ceiling vibrator, and thatās what youāre hearing
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
No, they are on the top floor and they confirmed with the landlord that its their fan thats vibrating and humming.
Drunkenaviator@reddit
I know this is ULPT, but why the fuck are you retired and living in a shitty apartment with neighbors like that? Go live somewhere better.
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Nice apartments have shitty neighbors too. Why the fuck are so many of yall thinking stupid things man? Its a vibrating fan. I use to live in a high rise with concrete ceilings and noise can still travel down if loud enough. VIBRATIONS caused by a motor on wooden floors is a whole nother level. Like a few people are cool with them being loud shitty neighbors because I'm retired. I just moved here a couple months ago and people want me to either break my lease, hire movers, and put down a new deposit when they can just simply PUT DOWN A FUCKING MATT TO STOP THE VIBRATIONS or some even say to buy a whole fucking house. Its so simple, just put down a matt. Hell, I'll even buy them a matt or even a new fan. Besides, if I did all that dumb shit and left, the next person that moves here will have to deal with the same thing.
Regular apartment living noises are fine. Thumping and walking sounds are fine. A constant vibrating fan and their retalitory stomping/jumping/running because I asked if they can do something about the humming is not fine. So Im going to vibrate and hum as well. They can take your advice and move if they don't like my vibrating and humming. You're sucking the farts and queefs out of these people's assholes/vaginas like they are paying you.
FirebirdWriter@reddit
I just want to know where one find a vibe for the ceiling and why they exist besides vengeance?
-bonita_applebum@reddit
It's REAL Google it.Ā They're thumpers specifically made for noisy upstairs neighbors.
On this is going to be a sea change for the advice this sub gives out.
Ok-District8876@reddit
I'm here for the industrial strength comment:
https://www.shake-it.com/application/industrial-vibrators/
http://www.vibco.com/products/bin-vibrators
https://farrellequipment.com/concrete-masonry-supplies/concrete-equipment/concrete-vibrators/
kilobitch@reddit
Also works to call a worm.
-bonita_applebum@reddit
Shai-Hulud
FLUFFY_TERROR@reddit
The age of piss discs and liquid ass is coming to a close..?
Vanilla-Mike@reddit
There will always be a need for the classics.
Shoehorse13@reddit
You can pry my piss disc out of my cold dead hands but I'm happy to add a ceiling rattler to the toolbox.
crusty54@reddit
No, weāre simply adding a new weapon to the arsenal.
5litergasbubble@reddit
There will always be room in the toolbox for liquid ass soaked piss discs
HansenTakeASeat@reddit
Perhaps, but fucking someone's dad is timeless
altonssouschef@reddit
I am glad you asked this because I was imagining a rechargeable toy from the adult store that could have dual purpose.
magseven@reddit
Buy a big dildo and some duct tape.
FluentFreddy@reddit
Just donāt stair up at it with your mouth wide open to see how long the tape lasts
auriem@reddit
100$ from Amazon
30$ from AliExpress
Same unit
Lint_baby_uvulla@reddit
Lived experience says I can also recommend;
Dusty Springfield, loud and often in the am.
Guerilla garden bombs onto their balcony full of seeds and cowshit
Pulling their hot water and power breaker/fuses
Building a fuck off IR Blaster that changes their tv channel stations, volume, and power operation at random. A mate didnāt have line of sight, but spoke to a bloke in the building next door at the same level. One demonstration and both were happy as.
polohatty@reddit
Also piss and shit discs
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Ceiling Vibrators . Com. Its literally just for revenge against noisy neighbors. Theres no other reason to get one.
polohatty@reddit
Love it.
FirebirdWriter@reddit
This is amazing. I wonder if they work on walls. I have a neighbor who I think is a thief and want to torment. I might just try it. Thank you and good luck for your own vengeance
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
They do work on walls. Just brace it with something. I recommend putting an old shirt or something between the vibrator and wall so theres no risk to the pain job.
PremiumUsername69420@reddit
Wow. Thatās a real website.
Fabulous-Barnacle-59@reddit
Ceilings deserve pleasure too
backwardsnakes666@reddit
Dude you're entitled. You live in apartment. There's going to be neighbor-noise.
geoshoegaze20@reddit
I'd buy a cheap guitar amp with an aux input and play random shit like chimpanzee noises. Also I'd look into shooting smells through the plumbing holes into their place. Incense works wonders.
CleanStatistician349@reddit
I'm gonna need an update. š
DoodleOnDrugs@reddit
so you're retired yet are poor enough to have people below you. Sounds like you should get back to work.
DavyJonesLocker@reddit
Was going to say... though maybe a little less mean haha. "Retired", no job tying you to a specific location, yet instead of looking a nice, quiet SFH somewhere affordable, you're buying a ceiling vibrator to enact revenge on another tenant?? Personally, it sounds like a miserable way to live
MajorAcer@reddit
I truly aspire to be as petty as you when Iām retired š
Aarbud@reddit
We have noisy upstairs neighbors, sometimes I take my theragun to the ceiling. It usually stops them In their tracks.
Perhaps look into getting a theragun? More use than just annoying your neighbors!
Undrwtrbsktwvr@reddit
OP has purchased a device thatās like a theragun with a built in ceiling mount.
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Nah, I already have a hitachi, but I appreciate the advice.Ā
oh_no_not_you_hon@reddit
Best of you can put a noise activated on/off switch on your thing so the neighbors canāt tell for sure that it isnāt coming from their fan.
trixter69696969@reddit
We once had really noisy neighbors and my GF really hated it. They were an older couple, so they usually went to bed early. My GF's solution was definitely unique: when they turned in, we would smash. Loudly. She was definitely a screamer, and we used to rattle the windows. After a while, the lady spoke to my GF and they came up with a truce - they would be quieter and we would have quieter sex. That part wasn't so good for me.
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Ahh yes, peaceful diplomatic sex. At least you had fun.
FLUFFY_TERROR@reddit
Make love not war
NurseDiesel62@reddit
We boomers got that one right
Jasonunlimited@reddit
Boomers sure do be making a lot of war in their old age š¤
NurseDiesel62@reddit
Sad but true. We lost our way over time
svh01973@reddit
It's not diplomatic sex, it's aggressive negotiations.
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Hahahahahaaaa šĀ
trixter69696969@reddit
The funny thing was, she made sure the headboard was just far enough from the wall to hit it with enough emphasis with each thrust. I love smart women.
camelCaseCoffeeTable@reddit
This is such a weird post. More rant than tip of any sort. With all sorts of the weirdest things thrown in lol.
āI know people have their thoughts and opinions on ceiling vibrators.ā
Like⦠do they? Have most people ever heard of this lol?
If youāre young and retiredā¦. Idk, maybe just go move into a house? Sounds like apartment living isnāt for you, go somewhere with privacy.
So weird, man.
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
I don't think any of this is weird, but everyone has their opinions. Also not everyone wants to live in a house. I'm a single lady with one house cat. I've never had an issue like this with neighbors. All they gotta do is not have a loud vibrating fan. I'm not moving into a house when they can just not have a loud ass fan. I think your reaction to this is weird man.Ā
camelCaseCoffeeTable@reddit
Iām glad weāre both in agreement we think the other is weird!
But yeah, youāre still just ranting and raving here, really nice job convincing me apartment living is for you. Iāve lived in apartments and condos for 10 years. Not once have I gone online to rant about my neighbors to internet strangers because theyā¦. Ran a fan?
I donāt think you really get the benefits of a house vs apartment. You do you. If ranting and raving on the internet is your happy place, by all means. But itās definitely weird to post a gigantic rant about your neighbors under the guide of some sort of tip lol
gotchafaint@reddit
Youāve been wildly lucky. I will live in a car before I live in an apartment again. Fuck every developer who builds such shitty buildings for the sleep deprivation and stress they cause.
camelCaseCoffeeTable@reddit
Or Iām just an apartment person. No shame if you prefer houses. Iāve heard neighbors, hell Iāve lived above Section 8 apartments that threw massive parties virtually every night and not had to resort to coming to Reddit to rant about it.
If apartments arenāt for you, donāt live in an apartment.
gotchafaint@reddit
Not everyone is like you. People have had brain injuries, they have brain development issues, ptsd, aging, etc etc. All of these things make one less resilient to constant noise when itās not an environment you grew up in. People like you think everyone is operating with the same disassociation but itās not possible for some. For people who are already on the edge mentally it can push them over. This is why consideration is a thing, though that is lost on people like yourself who canāt think beyond themselves.
camelCaseCoffeeTable@reddit
Lmao yes, thatās why the second sentence I wrote in the post youāre responding to is āno shame if you prefer houses.ā Iām well aware.
Itās ok. Reading is hard.
gotchafaint@reddit
Houses are noisy too when your neighbors are assholes. Are you this insulting to people irl?
camelCaseCoffeeTable@reddit
If you find this insulting, yes!
Coattail-Rider@reddit
Whatās weird is expecting other people to adhere to your standards when you live in an apartment and are apparently retired. Stop playing games and move.
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Again dude, Im not moving. Besides, if there is nothing wrong with them vibrating my apartment then there is nothing wrong with me vibrating their apartment. Stop acting silly expect people to drop thousands AnD jUsT mOvE. Get out of here with that nonsense.
camelCaseCoffeeTable@reddit
āIf there is nothing wrong with them vibrating my apartmentā
Uhhā¦. Youāre so upset about it that youāre ranting to strangers online about it. I think thereās something wrong with them vibrating your apartmentā¦. But idk, thatās just me. When I notice I have the urge to look like a crazy woman online, thatās usually the first sign thereās something wrong
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Welcome to reddit sweet pumpkin. Thousands of people complain about their shitty neighbors on here to the point that theres a subreddit for it.
camelCaseCoffeeTable@reddit
Oh so you know thereās an appropriate subreddit for this? And yet still chose to come complain here under the guise of a tip? Yeah, like I said, weird.
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
You're weird. I made a unethical tip which is a ceiling vibrator and shared it here along with why I'm doing it. A lot of people don't know those things exist. That subreddit doesn't allow retaliation threads. Just stop nagging me over my nagging and move on already. Its a single thread in a subreddit. You don't HAVE to stay here in this post if you don't like the tip. Or stay and keep nagging.Ā
camelCaseCoffeeTable@reddit
āI made a tipā lol. You ranted and raved and called it a tip. This aināt a tip. Itās a long winded rant about how you donāt like your neighbors
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Then stop reading.
Outside_Holiday_9997@reddit
Id argue buying a ceiling vibrator is exactly the ULPT we are looking for and this post meets the definition of this subreddit pretty well.
camelCaseCoffeeTable@reddit
Oh same, I think it would be a good tip if it werenāt 99% ranting and raving about her neighbor.
Coattail-Rider@reddit
You retired early, you can afford it. And if you canāt, maybe you shouldnāt have retired early.
These games some of you people playā¦.goddamn.
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Man shut the hell up. Clearly you're triggered by the retired part. If vibrating an apartment is fine then its fine for me to do it to. I see nothing wrong with it. I think you are just going to have to move to a different thread if you are so bothered by me not moving after two months of being here. Besides, you are in unethical life pro tips. Stop getting pissy over people doing unethical things in this thread. Do you just come here to complain?
ZealousidealMango114@reddit
āIf youāre homeless, just buy a house.ā For more life hacks just follow r/camelCaseCoffeeTable
camelCaseCoffeeTable@reddit
If youāve decided to retire early and donāt have enough money to go decide where you want to liveā¦. You made a bad choice to retire early. Idk what to tell you.
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
And you're still nagging. Why are you so focused on the returement part. Instead of the neighbors just doing something about their humming and vibraiting fan that was even confirmed by maintenance, you want me to break my lease and move. You know the next people that move in here will have to deal with the same thing, right? Like the easiest solution is for them to put down same matt that stops their fan from vibrating down, but nah. Your dumbass wants people to move because YoU'rE rEtIrEd. How about you move on from this post. Why are you still here?Ā
ZealousidealMango114@reddit
Do you have someone to help you tie your shoes and cut your food into bite size pieces?
camelCaseCoffeeTable@reddit
I do! Itās pretty nice!
genderantagonist@reddit
def an ad in disguise
PaleOnion6177@reddit
I would take up the violin and enthusiastically practice several times a day
Ikon-for-U@reddit
Or become a music teacher for beginners
Exceptional_Angell@reddit
I once had shot neighbors who would scream at her kids every day when they got home from school.
I bought a violin, turned on Dave Matthews Band, and jammed with Boyd Tinsley every time the mom started yelling. She knocked off with the screaming real quick
I should mention I had never before played the violin. Also, years later I learned I'm tone deaf so I'm sure it was fun for everyone
Freddy_Vorhees@reddit
I didnāt see that last paragraph coming but my goodness is it welcome
EatSleepJeep@reddit
HE WAKES UP IN THE MORNING DOES HIS TEETH BITE TO EAT AND HES ROLLING
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Imagine the kids now liking violin music because you saved them. Shoulda practiced Devil Went Down to Georgia. š
Outside_Holiday_9997@reddit
I love the typo indicates you once shot your yelling neighbor. Thats not the solution for OP š
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Haha right? I was like "I know what they mean... but DAMN."
Oldkid2312@reddit
Bagpipes, anyone? Or play "Runaway Train", Jimi Hendrix "National Anthem", and any Luciano Pavorotti, when you head out to a movie.
Acceptable_Eagle_539@reddit
You misspelled Drums and Bagpipes.
fairkatrina@reddit
My stepsonās bedroom is above my office and he apparently āneedsā at least 4 fans on full blast to help him sleep. The droning directly above me gives me a migraine in 10 minutes flat, so you have my sympathy. At least I can turn his fans off.
J_Bunt@reddit
You should post this on r/noisyneighbors.
gotchafaint@reddit
I just read the story at the site. āWhy is it that āgood peopleā always have to suffer in silence while the āloud onesā get to do whatever they want?ā So true. Wish there was an equivalent for barking dogs when the ultrasonic devices donāt work.
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
You'll see a few comments in here telling me to move or buy a house when the people could just do something about their loud vibrating fan. Like I said in the post, even the maintenance men verified the noise and how loud it is. Yet I'm supposed to break my lease of my new apartment and spend thousands or even hundreds of thousand to move or buy a house. Like... just put a matt under your fucking vibrating fan.
PuppyJakeKhakiCollar@reddit
People always say that, like moving is so easy, especially in this economy. How about the assholes stop being so loud instead?Ā
polohatty@reddit
Yeah also moving rarely solves the issue. 7/10 times you'll end up with another noisy ass neighbor.
gotchafaint@reddit
Agreed. Theyāre assholes, moving is expensive. I like the concept that the ceiling vibrator is a communication tool.
PuppyJakeKhakiCollar@reddit
We have noisy upstairs neighbors too. It's an older couple, their adult son, and the son's kid who luckily is only there part of the time. It's mostly the son and kid who are the issue. The son stomps everywhere, will yell, bounce balls in the house, just act like a damn overgrown toddler. When the kid is there, he just lets them run, jump off furniture,Ā throw themselves on the floor, often for hours. One of the other neighbors already tried talking to them and it just made things worse. Office hasn't done anything.Ā
We are documenting all the noise and have recordings of how loud, how often, and how long it goes on. But I started getting revenge using, you guessed it, fans lol. There are 3 loud ceiling exhaust fans, 2 in the kitchen and 1 in the bathroom and when they start in with their noise, all those fans come on. I know it annoys them because they stomp harder but eventually give up because the fans are not going off when they are loud. Only when quiet. As a bonus, the fans also cover up their noise, especially when the AC is also on. So having them on actually gives us some peace. I hate shitty neighbors.Ā
Human_Discipline3003@reddit
You ain't retired bud. The grind never stops.
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Ehhh, other people can grind. I got a cute little garden started on my patio and I wanna start taking some cooking classes.Ā
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increddibelly@reddit
Look for exciter or transducer, think of them as a speaker that turn whatever surface you mount them on into a bigger speaker. Like, your ceiling.
naveloranges@reddit
This is the type of unhinged behaviour that come here for, thanks
Rave_Lord@reddit
Why limit your psychological warfare to one song? Throw in some other catchy songs, some things that come to mind are:
Or expand into other music genres
And if you really want to inflict maximun emotional damage put a movie on loop for 5 days. After 2 days of Revenge of the sith they will either be talking in star wars quotes or calling to complain on the cops, at wich point you go "It's just my favorite movie".
emax4@reddit
Post this on /r/ApartmentLiving.
Ill-Running1986@reddit
In my youth, 1 bookshelf speaker pressed against the ceiling, 1 powerful amp, 1 fluffy sleeping bag wrapped around said speaker to dampen the ambient noise, plus the special sauce: NIN on repeat.Ā
Probably didnāt improve the relationship, but itās not like I cared.Ā
Sullyville@reddit
you are probably an ad in disguise but for this i will allow it
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
No I'm just a pissed off lady tired of my neighbor's raggedy ass fan.
Outside_Holiday_9997@reddit
Please keep us updated! Also, if they complain about vibration tell your landlord that you have been single a long time and are allowed to enjoy the privacy of your own home however you wish. Im sure they won't ask many questions after that lol
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Bean Destroyer 9000.
BravestBlossom@reddit
The wheeze laugh I am wheezing rn!!! š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Got you sounding like š«š«š«š«š«š«
tchthc@reddit
Flickin more bean than a Starbucks barista.
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Hahaha š You all got me cracking up. Now I want a coffee.
5litergasbubble@reddit
Outside_Holiday_9997@reddit
Stooooop ššššš
ryansteven3104@reddit
I'm on your neighbors side. Grow up you little weed
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Just put a matt under the loud ass vibrating fan dummy. Besides, if there is nothing wrong with them humming and vibrating then its totally acceptable for me to hum and vibrate.Ā
connection_lost@reddit
If you can find any loose fixture or cracking paint on the ceiling and deliberately pull them off, I bet your landlord will take a look into that in no time.
SackBadger2024@reddit
So there is a device, a Bass Egg portable Vibration speaker. It operates by turning any solid surface in to a speaker with vibration. It is plausible to install one and find the frequency of the vibration, flip it 180 degrees out of phase and cancel it.
Or you could just introduce a more aggravating noise into the walls and up the fight a notch.
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
I've seen videos of those type of devices being used and while its tempting to get, I don't want it to be obvious that this is retaliation for their vibrating and stomping. A audible hum and vibration from my end everytime they turn on their fan should be enough. I think other people should use that as an option though if they know for sure their landlords don't care.
Those things are LOUD though. In the videos it sounds like the damn speaker is in the actual room of the apartment it is being directed at.
alteronline@reddit
noisy neighbours can also buy such vibrator or do something else in revenge
satellite779@reddit
They are already doing things in revenge, like stomping. You didn't read the full OP
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Then we will both just be vibrating. They already vibrate anyway.
Cosimo_Zaretti@reddit
I don't get it, you say:
And yet:
How comfortably retired are you if you're renting a poorly soundproofed apartment, begging for quiet enjoyment of your own home? These sound like poverty problems. You should go back to work and buy a house because it sounds like you retired way too early for your lifestyle expectations.
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
What a clolorful imagination you have there. Have you considered getting therapy?Ā
DuckyDoodleDandy@reddit
The neighbors could set the fan on a kitchen anti-fatigue mats to quiet the noise, but instead, they get to be awakened by the ceiling vibe.
Go OP!
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Yeah its that and the fact that they started retaliating that set me off. Like I didnt even file a noise complaint, just asked the landlords to ask them to do something about their vibrating humming fan and they started stomping, jumping, and running. So fuck these people.Ā
DuckyDoodleDandy@reddit
The neighbors could set the fan on a kitchen anti-fatigue mats to quiet the noise, but instead, they get to be awakened by the ceiling vibe.
Go OP!
gtjacket09@reddit
I understand now that this is a real product, but I canāt get the image of a vibrating dildo stuck to the ceiling with duct tape out of my head
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Some have 9 different speeds.
Dropitlikeitscold555@reddit
I love it.
Exceptional_Angell@reddit
I once had shot neighbors who would scream at their kids every day when the kids got home from school.
I bought a violin, turned on Dave Matthews Band, and jammed with Boyd Tinsley every time the mom started yelling. She knocked off with the screaming real quick
I should mention I had never before played the violin. Also, years later I learned I'm tone deaf so I'm sure it was fun for everyone
YeshuasBananaHammock@reddit
šµAnd if you only hold ME tight
We'll be holding on FOR FUCKIN EVAHš¶
Damn u for the ear worm
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Have you heard the dance version yet? Just type in Total Eclipse of The Heart Dance Version and its the one with the red thumbnail.
YeshuasBananaHammock@reddit
That made me want to jump out a 2nd story window.
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Why not a 10th story window?
YeshuasBananaHammock@reddit
I dont have that many!
RiMcG@reddit
This is diabolical, I have a malicious playlist suggestion "all by myself" the babes in toyland version
himalayangoldminer@reddit
lol this reminds me of my first apartment with a shitty upstairs neighbor. They worked nights and if I made any noise during the day they would literally freak out and stomp on the ground. One day they were stomping to so hard it made the light cover fall off in the kitchen because I was vacuuming at 11am..
A week after I moved out I waited for them to leave for work and filled their front door(the only entry) lock with a self mixing tube of epoxy. I really wish I was there to see their break down when they got home to find out the only way in is going to be forced entry.
Sterling_____Archer@reddit
Who canāt sleep through white noise? Yāall are nutsā¦
myusername1111111@reddit
Buy some EVA foam padding, the type of stuff you see on the floor of workshops. Ask your neighbour if they are willing to put the foam sheet under their fan to prevent the vibration travelling to your flat.
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
These people have proven over the months that they are assholes. I doubt they would do that since they started stomping and jumping for being asked to do something about their vibrating fan. I didn't even put in a noise complaint, just asked the landlord to see if they can do something about the vibrations and they retaliated.
Tronracer@reddit
Retired at a young age? Buy a house.
TheCommander21@reddit (OP)
Okay Ill go buy a house just cause you said so.
Aloha-Eh@reddit
Igorrr Spirituality and Distortion is perfect for ah neighbors. Turn it on LOUD on loop and leave for the weekend.
Honky_Town@reddit
I think they are called ceiling shaker or thumper or some