Cream made from Avocado banana milk cocoa and protein powder, spread inside rice paper
Posted by Stabykul@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 66 comments
shelleylove@reddit
How do you milk a banana?
devereaux98@reddit
What is with you people and rice paper
Nightbird88@reddit
I came here to say the same thing. It is not a catch-all wrap everyone.
devereaux98@reddit
like are all your spoons dirty? what makes you think making it handheld is somehow better than eating it out of a bowl LOL
Willobtain@reddit
Ziplocktypeshit
ChefAsstastic@reddit
Duckman37@reddit
Homie made dookie sushi.
ylylychee@reddit
Why?
Responsible-Still839@reddit
That's a real life sack of shit.
Full-Tomorrow9889@reddit
Looks like laminated diarrhea.
Jimbuscus@reddit
r/poofromabut
OhNoImQueerOops@reddit
r/shitfromabutt
theangryjanitorOG@reddit
Why do you go out of your way to eat nasty food?
iiTzSTeVO@reddit
I guarantee you this is not nasty at all. It looks weird, but it's literally banana chocolate pudding.
WorkingAssociate9860@reddit
Yeah I know one of the main ingredients in my Banana chocolate pudding is an avocado....
iiTzSTeVO@reddit
I used the word "effectively" for a reason. OP agreed with me btw.
oniiichanUwU@reddit
As someone who eats a lot of stuff fortified with protein, I concur with the other guy that no tf it’s not 😭 also why is it in a rice paper like eating a foreskin full of chocolate
BLK_Sprr@reddit
TBH, I typically prefer my 🍫 wrapped in foreskin, ifyaknowwhatimean
SpinzArt@reddit
What, do you put something else in your daily foreskin snack?
iiTzSTeVO@reddit
I like rice paper.
BedSpreadMD@reddit
So you like foreskins.
Dramatic-Card7276@reddit
We don’t kink shame here
BedSpreadMD@reddit
Cannibalism is a kink?
Dramatic-Card7276@reddit
There you go yuckin yums again
Dramatic-Card7276@reddit
This might be the best worst mental image
Dramatic-Card7276@reddit
No the fuck it’s not
1stSuiteinEb@reddit
It probably slaps if you’ve been restricting normal desserts
Stabykul@reddit (OP)
It is similar to pudding in consistency but it depends on how much milk you add to it and how ripe the avocado and banana are
Lord_Phoenix95@reddit
You can make a Vegan Brownie from Avocado. It's not that bad.
arthurdentstowels@reddit
Some people put so much effort into purposely creating absolute rubbish that could be a modern art installation on this sub.
misterrodgerssweater@reddit
If it was whipped together and no rice paper then it would sound pretty good
waybeluga@reddit
Where does one buy avocado banana milk cocoa
whysongj@reddit
This is poop
FrogMintTea@reddit
Super healthy
Less_Connection_9352@reddit
I dont think avacados and chocolate should of ever been combined in the first place. its a slap in the face to humanity.
SpiketheFox32@reddit
Mmmm... Colostomy bags...
Hillbillygeek1981@reddit
I'd wager this was actually relatively good, flavor wise.
On the presentation side, if you don't start calling these high protein colostomy bags, you've missed a golden opportunity.
Meeting-Ecstatic@reddit
Shit pocket 💩
DaeInbae@reddit
Don't really know what the point of the rice paper is. Seems like this would be really annoying/sloppy to eat.
If the rice paper is essential, I would cut it into strips and dip it into the cream mixture like Soba.
If you can't use chop sticks, I would get a spoonful of the cream mixture and place bits of rice paper on top.
But again, I don't really know what the point of the rice paper is. I'd rather just leave it out.
napacabbagu@reddit
...this sounds tasty as all of these ingredients fit well in a dessert. anyways r/shitfromabutt
stopthevan@reddit
You watched some of those viral diet recipe videos didn’t you
Stabykul@reddit (OP)
I really like the cream, but i eat it with crepes all the time, just found some rice paper in lidl and thought this was a good idea (it wasnt)
halffullofthoughts@reddit
I bet it would evolve into something edible if deep fried
screwyoushadowban@reddit
I suspect the protein powder would form curdles. If they're using so much cocoa for health purposes in addition to flavor purposes they'd probably only want to use gentle heat, which wouldn't be possible with deep-frying.
I eat some weird stuff in the name of health and fitness but this would not be one of them lol.
STLthrowawayaccount@reddit
You could probably freeze it prior to avoid curdling. Flash fry to crisp up the outside.
Or pre fry the rice paper then fill like cannolis.
Color_Me_Softly@reddit
I can kinda see this working in crepes (without the rice paper tho). Maybe add some sliced banana and strawberries to it and you're good.
hulkop1333@reddit
try freezing the filling beforehand then air fry it
paquitobass87@reddit
Im regretting knowing how to read
quietmuppet88@reddit
This looks like a biohazard cleanup kit for a chocolate fountain.
sebutter@reddit
Don't look like no cream I've seen.
a_spicy_meata_balla@reddit
looks like vacuum-sealed r/shitfromabutt
Parking_Fee_5906@reddit
Does iy have a name or it is something you created? How does it taste?
Stabykul@reddit (OP)
I just blend those ingredients and it comes out as a pudding consistency, it is good with crepes or pancakes, it is also good on its own with some added crunch to it like crushed oreos or nuts. This was just a shitty experiment that i ended up eating anyway but it was not that great lol
Parking_Fee_5906@reddit
Aww! After all the effort you put in. In my own tiny mind I thought they looked kinda gelatinous
Xintern_explore@reddit
They are cute I think it tasted good
Quinme_creature@reddit
Sounds good, looks horrendous.
karoshikun@reddit
I'd like to try it
ZiaWitch@reddit
BaseballSea9843@reddit
The ingredients are apparently healthy.. but honestly the presentation is giving sealed evidence bad vibes..
Ex_pensive_cat@reddit
Dude this is so slay queen of you, but like, in a nasty way
Bthnt@reddit
Huh?
joforeal66@reddit
Yummy
Miora@reddit
jkohlc@reddit
Looks like Dodol
Phoenixpizzaiolo21@reddit
What ever happened to just eating ramen
Background-Bag171@reddit