Challengers | TheaterFire

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jwfowler2@reddit

What they lack in manhood, they make up for in volume.

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3Time4Eater3@reddit

What does everything have to come down to dicksize? It' was the cheapest muscle car on the market. That's all.

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3Time4Eater3@reddit

Apparently it's not about Dick size, even though the context is clear 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Snobolski@reddit

It's clear you think about dick size a lot.

Why does "insecure" make you think about dicks? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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3Time4Eater3@reddit

Psychos believe some crazy stuff, Such as that, And thinking they know what's in other people's minds

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Snobolski@reddit

It's pretty obvious when someone says "insecurity" and you say "dick size," you're actually telling us what's in your mind.

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3Time4Eater3@reddit

Ok psycho. Keep being a psycho. It's totally healthy.

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jwfowler2@reddit

LOL I said nothing about dick size. Little boys need attention.

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knives4cash@reddit

Automobiles are now gender affirming care for insecure and impotent males.

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Snobolski@reddit

It's bad to feel the compulsion to make sure everyone within a mile or two knows you're into cars.

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3Time4Eater3@reddit

More like it's the cheapest muscle car available

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yolatrendoid@reddit

Sure, except 98% of them aren't actual "muscle cars"; just assholes frontin' like they got a Hemi under the hood.

The actual muscle versions (e.g. Hellcat & Demon) are usually a six-figure investment, hence all the posers.

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OkayScribbler@reddit

Nah a lot of em are scat packs with the 392. Fast in a straight line.

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Significant_Top_7330@reddit

T56 magnum F swapped 2018 Silverado with a cam and vsracing 7875 with Lt4 hpfp-injectors-dual 460’s on 33” Tires didn’t break a sweat on my A 392. JS

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Snobolski@reddit

Wow that's a lot of insecurity packed into some words.

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Snobolski@reddit

Fast in a straight line

i.e. "muscle car"

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You can get a few years old base model rt that has a hemi for under 15k those will do 150 and a fairly new scat pack that has an even bigger v8 for under 30k and those are good for 175 MPH from the factory. They surpassed the original muscle car status where they make a bunch of noise and go nowhere If anything they are ghetto super cars. Also the v6 is nowhere near as loud as the hemi cars or sound remotely the same as the v8s even with an exhaust. Now up badging to a hell cat is a little harder to tell just listen for super charger whine if it’s not there it’s not a hell cat. But all of these cars seem to have insufferable owners who try to be as loud as possible

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3Time4Eater3@reddit

That's a greater point I wanted to get to, but I figure if you're in Dallas then you already know it's full of posers like that lol

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SaphireComet@reddit

Whatever you say Big Knife Lobbyist.

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Inhocooks@reddit

I had a coworker at a restaurant show me a picture of a Jeep and ask me if it looked rugged enough to me. I thought he was joking at first but he was legitimately interested in my ruggedness opinion. We all have our insecurities, but some guys are just focused on the wrong things.

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Snobolski@reddit

Had he given it a tough name and put the name on the side of the hood?

Like "CUDGEL" or some shit...

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BlueHorse_22@reddit

These vehicles are really popular with the Latino demographic in DFW.

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Sensitive_Primary309@reddit

& Black demographic

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Sensitive_Primary309@reddit

Facts!! Stay away from Deep Ellum, DeSoto, Duncanville (that's where majority of its owners live) lmao they like to show off these garbage cans. They are so loud yet slower than a Mini cooper.

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migs_003@reddit

Not my car of choice but they sound neat.

😎

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Nice_Category@reddit

Challengers are to today as Mustangs were in the 2000s.

Cheap sporty cars that dads buy teens and struggling people buy themselves. No one with means buys a Challenger.

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bigbugzman@reddit

Base model yeah. The Hellcat Redeye is a freaking beast.

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Nice_Category@reddit

Maybe, but anyone with good taste would buy an actual nice sports car.

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AdEmotional5202@reddit

lol I was a part of this. I got rid of it though and looking at getting an ev with these gas prices.

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winecat5@reddit

Miata ftw!

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bananabob23@reddit

Never been to a big city?

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CarryTheBoat@reddit (OP)

I mean, it’s conspicuous even for a big city

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Kooky_Vegetable2507@reddit

Nah, travel some, it’s every big city.

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arlenroy@reddit

As the kids say, "naw fam", Dallas has a serious keep up with the Jones mentality, including vehicles. Its not just Challengers, that's what gets the most attention, people are making just as bad vehicle choices with other brands. The amount of used luxury vehicles in the metroplex is wild, people are really hung up on status symbols in Dallas, from all walks of life. Granted, thats what Dallas was built on, business and the money people make off it.

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Unknowing_One@reddit

Even the one your mother lives in?

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Kooky_Vegetable2507@reddit

She’s in a suburb, so, no.

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CarryTheBoat@reddit (OP)

👍

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Impossible-Try-9161@reddit

And the Challenger doesn't age gracefully. Lots of them sitting in driveways and backyards collecting dry leaves.

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Jackitos@reddit

Wait until you're at Legacy West on a Saturday night. There's usually 10-20 lambos cruising the street together in a line. Lot of revving.

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CarryTheBoat@reddit (OP)

I’m ok with revving if it actually sounds good and has some performance. But these sound so bad and I can’t believe how poorly they accelerate for making so much noise.

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