The Tollway Sprinters: They do 92 mph on the Dallas North Tollway yet are somehow still late.

The Highland Park Brunch Crowd: They wait 90 minutes for avocado toast and call it a lifestyle.

The Pickleball Evangelists: They started six months ago but can diagnose your swing and give lessons.

The Prosper Commuters: These folks spend more time on US-380 than in their living room.

The Cowboys Optimists: THIS is DEFINITELY our Super Bowl year. Again. Uh huh.

The SMU Socials: They dressed like they would for a photo shoot just to get coffee.

The Luxury SUV Brigade: They drive a vehicle, sort of, the size of a New York City fire station, but must park across two spots minimum and have no idea what those blinky lights are on other cars signaling right and left turns.

The Pilates Crowd: They somehow booked every reformer class in a 20-mile radius.

The Texas Tech Alumni: These folks can - and will - identify another Red Raider from 300 yards away.

The Real Estate Agents: Most are posting "JUST LISTED" while sitting at dinner.

The BBQ Purists: Folks who drive 45 minutes to stand in line for an hour and a half for brisket and explain why it was worth it.

The Lake People. They own a boat, know someone with a boat, or are trying to get invited onto a boat.

The Frisco Parents: They manage three sports schedules, two tournaments, and one travel team for the same kid. Little sister can wait, we're holding bubba back another year to make sure he's ready for 3rd grade tackle football.

The Startup Founders: Preston Center lunches raising a seed round and making sure everyone knows it.

The Golf Cart Crowd. They somehow drive golf carts where golf carts should not be and make the Luxury SUV Brigade look like decent drivers.

The Buc-ee's Loyalists. Mom and dad stopped for gas and came home with $147 worth of snacks.

The DFW Airport Veterans. Folks who know which security checkpoint is fastest and treat it like classified intelligence.

The Frozen Margarita Experts. These people rank patio restaurants with the seriousness of a Supreme Court hearing, but are really half a step away from wearing the same muumumm dresses as Mrs. Roper.

The Ranch Water Crowd. Wowzers. They discovered one drink and built an entire personality around it.

The State Fair Historians. They can discuss corny dogs and fried inventions six months in advance.

The North Texas Weather Survivors. You see them wearing a jacket at 7 AM, shorts at noon, and hiding from hail by 5 PM.