My Exes Tacos
Posted by grungecove@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 162 comments
a friend told me to post this a year ago but i didnt have enough karma, im not really a big reddit user, but enjoy, he likes to mix his frozen ground beef with water and sauce
creech84@reddit
I can see why they ex
ResJudicata_HL@reddit
You married someone who makes tacos like this?
I_Suck_At_This_Too@reddit
Over-Imagination3924@reddit
Shit tacos 😂🌮
Akrilicat@reddit
Uff Baby! Who needs digestion when those tacos will literally will come out the same way they going in..
KyddCotten@reddit
They look like they belong in a toilet.
Buttery_Smooth_30FPS@reddit
*Cacos
RAD_ROXXY92@reddit
Why_r_people_@reddit
Gracias, I needed the laugh
_amonique@reddit
That’s really good
Public_Phrase4327@reddit
Critically underrated comment
jackieboy1230@reddit
10001110101balls@reddit
/r/poopfromabutt
buttsexisyum@reddit
I think this would get deleted because this is literally poop from a butt
ThatGuyFrom720@reddit
Perhaps even r/shitfromabutt
IcUmOnSqUirReLsSs@reddit
r/cumonasquirrel
pantry-pisser@reddit
Thanks for getting my hopes up you asshole
greenbastard1591@reddit
LoosePrisonPurse@reddit
PurpleCicada4@reddit
Yes
ElegantCoach4066@reddit
r/doodoofromabutt
TrashCannibal_@reddit
the_direwolf_uwu@reddit
If r/poopfromabutt wasn't the top comment when I clicked, I was gonna go eat my left shoe. I still have two shoes.
ZCB_Wrex@reddit
I fuckin mean
JBONE31@reddit
Moreso r/pissandshid
captainbenatm93av@reddit
Del taco
imf4rds@reddit
Liquid shit tacos
Equal-Shoulder-9744@reddit
My body is a machine that turns tacos into taco filling.
Jesustron@reddit
MY body is a machine that liquid shit tacos into liquid shit tacos also.
greenbastard1591@reddit
Long_Way_Around_@reddit
Is this the before or after shot?
its_blue_monday@reddit
Baby diarrhea
MsTLontheDL@reddit
🤢🤮💩🚽
roarrshock@reddit
Def got the shitty portion right.
BuddyVanDoodler@reddit
Where they the final straw
Sophisticated-Crow@reddit
Water??? WTF?
a_youkai@reddit
My cat also eats things he shouldn't.
AnonOfTheSea@reddit
You dating Depps ex?
Salohacin@reddit
I should not be browsing reddit while eating breakfast.
My morning shit looked more appetising.
IDontCooky@reddit
Ugh that's so gross looking
ChewbaccaOnFries@reddit
Is this before or after?
Chickenbat@reddit
Half before, half after
Jordan_James_23@reddit
If it’s from an ex and looks like this, I wouldn’t eat it.
unintentionalfat@reddit
That, sir, is poo.
Battgyrl@reddit
This should be the profile pic for this sub 💩💩💩
Infra-Man777@reddit
Gluten-Free-Milk@reddit
A white man made this. I’m also white.
fartilized@reddit
This has to be bait
poweredbynikeair@reddit
Come on yo
Violetbranko@reddit
This look more like shit than shit does
1906cam@reddit
Dats boo-boo
Effective-Pudding207@reddit
maybefuckinglater@reddit
"Honey, your diners ready!"
hash-slingin_slashr@reddit
:(
Symbioticsinner@reddit
JAIL
ORIONFEDERATION@reddit
Did she work at a school cafeteria…?
Cycle-Distinct@reddit
That's mole?
SpiritedReflection82@reddit
If this person is any ounce of Mexican they have disgraced their heritage
microtramp@reddit
It's like they're looking at me.
Ok-Acanthaceae-6576@reddit
Those had to be specially made for you
TOMike1982@reddit
These would be immediately improved if he stopped adding water to the ground beef
JohannesVanDerWhales@reddit
Those taco packets actually call for adding water and then cooking it off until it's a thick sauce. He probably didn't cook it off long enough.
altSHIFTT@reddit
Wow
Boon1Goon@reddit
“MONTEZUMA’S REVENGE!”
Junior-Ad-2207@reddit
This is just taco bell with less steps
just-stoppingby@reddit
Well shit!
a-snakey@reddit
Bruh that looks like what I poop after ive had tacos.
Weekly-Ad-112@reddit
🌮
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/ \~\~\~ \
| 💩💩💩 |
\ \~\~\~ /
`-._.-'
__________________
/ \
| 🌮 POOP TACO |
| |
| * salsa * |
| * lettuce * |
\________________/
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| PLATE |
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Weekly-Ad-112@reddit
I’ve been making tacos every morning for years and never knew it.
Supper_Champion@reddit
You know, there's a lot of food posts that look close to shit, but this really just looks like someone shit on some tortillas. Horrifying.
Roo_dansama@reddit
Treacle_Pendulum@reddit
rymyle@reddit
I can't imagine that being anything other than diarrhea
TokenTB619@reddit
r/poopfromabutt
MiserableWash2473@reddit
Im so glad you said ex. 😅 🤢
Mohander@reddit
Actually made me chuckle outloud
RayHungus@reddit
I see a T. Rex and a single person speedboat
The_Disapyrimid@reddit
How?
LillianlouiseCheese7@reddit
Is that diarrhea
NorthernCobraChicken@reddit
Look, I'm all for refried beans in my tacos. But I usually prefer them before they come out of a sphincter
AuroreSomersby@reddit
“Looks like shit - and tastes even better!”
TheManyVoicesYT@reddit
Firstly, that's a burrito. Secondly, he needs to simmer that shit for about 5-10 more minutes to cook off the water. Then it will be fire.
OnionTamer@reddit
Made it myself out of tacos I ate yesterday.
Loose-Story-962@reddit
I'm assuming this was the final straw
Meikou133@reddit
More like EX lax tacos amiright???
Select_Substance2539@reddit
These are mighty taco taco's
Honest-Ad6274@reddit
Is this supposed to be mole? Youre supposed to reduce it further
Electrical-Excuse564@reddit
NormillyTheWatcher@reddit
Is it a tacos on second use?
_amonique@reddit
What the fuck is their problem
bschnizz@reddit
I thought this was a picture of my newborn’s diaper
NecessaryPhrase3204@reddit
a friend told me to post this a year ago but i didnt have enough karma, im not really a big reddit user, but enjoy, he likes to mix his frozen ground beef with water and sauce * and then excrete it out.
Finished it for you.
jerrythecactus@reddit
They go in looking the exact same as they do coming out.
hanginwithmygnomees@reddit
Was this photo taken before or after digestion occurred?
lil-privacy-please@reddit
I think they hated you.
killerpinkflamingos@reddit
porca madonna
P3pp3rSauc3@reddit
At first I thought it was a bunch of rolls toilet paper someone shit into the tubes of
Historical-Edge-9332@reddit
I would check all local porta potties to see if there are any signs of tampering
dadsgoingtoprison@reddit
WHY?
Puzzled_Pop_6845@reddit
Did she wipe her ass with them?
Amazing_Run_788@reddit
its giving half digested pate
Mr_Archer369@reddit
Please tell me you never ate that. Or I’m judging you as well.
grungecove@reddit (OP)
i did not eat these, i was heading out for dinner with my friend hence why he cooked himself dinner, normally i would cook 😭
fart-atronach@reddit
Did he make and eat SIX shit tacos?!?
No_Simple_87@reddit
In that case it's kinda funny he performed weaponised incompetence on himself 😕😂
perpetualmotionmachi@reddit
Was this the red flag that finally let you decide you were done?
Mr_Archer369@reddit
Oh my god thank goodness!
glebo123@reddit
Amber herd and the pillows
EyeSuspicious777@reddit
My cat made those tacos yesterday. But instead of tortillas, she used one of my tshirts.
Few-Dependent1076@reddit
This is diabolical
Eastermunster@reddit
Is that a desert taco it looks like chocolate on the tortillas 😳
KennyL0gin@reddit
No No No No NO
a_shootin_star@reddit
Shartmaxxing
Rubber_Sandwich@reddit
Tacos de Casa Maldita
-Glittering-Soul-@reddit
New rule: This person is not left alone in a kitchen for more than a few minutes.
OOOdragonessOOO@reddit
VengefulYeti@reddit
Is your ex Amber Heard
currentlyRedacted@reddit
You win this sub for the day
MrEricStrong@reddit
He hit almost all of the training pads! That's a good boy, and I can tell you have been putting in the time to properly house-train him. Hopefully he didn't regress when he got to his new owner. You did your best!
teenyweenydog@reddit
Did your cat make them?
Diligent-Bison2679@reddit
muffalohat@reddit
did they become your ex after you saw this
TempleDavisOS@reddit
Put some fritos on it
xDemizx@reddit
Literal shit on a tortilla.....
Yodzilla@reddit
Hot chocolate high velocity
Decent_Piece_8620@reddit
Those tacos look like they already went through the digestive system once.
motherofplantkillers@reddit
I'm pregnant and seeing this made me gag, thanks for that
EuphoricScratch6915@reddit
Nice, the before and after are the same!
shortRDDTto0@reddit
Just unsubbed
relicoral@reddit
Shit, shart, and everything fart.
IWillAlwaysReplyBack@reddit
i think you've taken the name of this sub literally
Princekyle7@reddit
Amber Heard is your ex gf?
AmyGiacomelli@reddit
Well at least he’s not constipated anymore
Ive-no-idea@reddit
Bro...🥲😰🤢🤮 Was it good at least? 😂
Upper-Advantage4587@reddit
Frozen ground beef with water and sauce????
IttyBittyBigBoii@reddit
Moments before dinner was served:
lilacs_and_marigolds@reddit
Diarrhea is what that is. My life is worse for having seen this.
GuerillaRiot@reddit
That MFer from Michigan? If so, run now.
Bulky_Play_4032@reddit
Electronic_Sun6075@reddit
This literally looks like someone already ate tacos.
No-Breakfast3662@reddit
We found Johnny depps account guys
Veinmire@reddit
The "shitty" isn't supposed to be literal
BunnyCat2025@reddit
Well, there went my appetite for the forseeable future.
streety_J@reddit
HomerStillSippen@reddit
Crapos
HappyAd4998@reddit
Looks like she was trying to poison you
Tomavogic@reddit
That's City Wok!
External_Key_3515@reddit
Is your ex Amber Heard?
joeblob5150@reddit
Is this before or after?
Who_U_Thought@reddit
To be fair, that's some pretty nice sphincter control.
Brilliant-Bake9686@reddit
the tortillas deserve financial compensation
Slh1973@reddit
This is what I imagine chili cheese burritos from Taco Bell looking like before I eat them. And after.
Doctor_What_@reddit
This is horrid, but did this look before he ate it?
KingMurk817@reddit
They probably look the same coming out.
Madetoprint@reddit
Just deposit them directly into the toilet and enjoy your extra free time.
Certified-potatoe@reddit
Probably tastes ok, looks like something out of one's backside.
Nonlethalrtard@reddit
Hey looks its Post Taco
Margaritashoes@reddit
They shit on the tacos like they shit on your life.
xlM3NACElx@reddit
I see why they’re an ex…
MrPlace@reddit
lol disgusting
Impressive_Test_2134@reddit
They’re supposed to reduce the liquid….
UnrepentantTomato@reddit
It’s one thing to use anything necessary (not limited to tortillas) to wipe your damn ass, but failure to dispose of them is another