My Exes Tacos | TheaterFire

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ResJudicata_HL@reddit

You married someone who makes tacos like this?

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Akrilicat@reddit

Uff Baby! Who needs digestion when those tacos will literally will come out the same way they going in..

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KyddCotten@reddit

They look like they belong in a toilet.

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buttsexisyum@reddit

I think this would get deleted because this is literally poop from a butt

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pantry-pisser@reddit

Thanks for getting my hopes up you asshole

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the_direwolf_uwu@reddit

If r/poopfromabutt wasn't the top comment when I clicked, I was gonna go eat my left shoe. I still have two shoes.

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Equal-Shoulder-9744@reddit

My body is a machine that turns tacos into taco filling.

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Jesustron@reddit

MY body is a machine that liquid shit tacos into liquid shit tacos also.

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a_youkai@reddit

My cat also eats things he shouldn't.

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Salohacin@reddit

I should not be browsing reddit while eating breakfast.

My morning shit looked more appetising.

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Jordan_James_23@reddit

If it’s from an ex and looks like this, I wouldn’t eat it.

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Battgyrl@reddit

This should be the profile pic for this sub 💩💩💩

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Gluten-Free-Milk@reddit

A white man made this. I’m also white.

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Violetbranko@reddit

This look more like shit than shit does

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SpiritedReflection82@reddit

If this person is any ounce of Mexican they have disgraced their heritage

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Ok-Acanthaceae-6576@reddit

Those had to be specially made for you

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TOMike1982@reddit

These would be immediately improved if he stopped adding water to the ground beef

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JohannesVanDerWhales@reddit

Those taco packets actually call for adding water and then cooking it off until it's a thick sauce. He probably didn't cook it off long enough.

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Junior-Ad-2207@reddit

This is just taco bell with less steps

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a-snakey@reddit

Bruh that looks like what I poop after ive had tacos.

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Weekly-Ad-112@reddit

🌮
.-"""-.
/ \~\~\~ \
| 💩💩💩 |
\ \~\~\~ /
`-._.-'

__________________
/ \
| 🌮 POOP TACO |
| |
| * salsa * |
| * lettuce * |
\________________/
||
____||____
| |
| PLATE |
|__________|

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Weekly-Ad-112@reddit

I’ve been making tacos every morning for years and never knew it.

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Supper_Champion@reddit

You know, there's a lot of food posts that look close to shit, but this really just looks like someone shit on some tortillas. Horrifying.

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rymyle@reddit

I can't imagine that being anything other than diarrhea

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RayHungus@reddit

I see a T. Rex and a single person speedboat

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NorthernCobraChicken@reddit

Look, I'm all for refried beans in my tacos. But I usually prefer them before they come out of a sphincter

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AuroreSomersby@reddit

“Looks like shit - and tastes even better!”

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TheManyVoicesYT@reddit

Firstly, that's a burrito. Secondly, he needs to simmer that shit for about 5-10 more minutes to cook off the water. Then it will be fire.

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OnionTamer@reddit

Made it myself out of tacos I ate yesterday.

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Loose-Story-962@reddit

I'm assuming this was the final straw

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Honest-Ad6274@reddit

Is this supposed to be mole? Youre supposed to reduce it further

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bschnizz@reddit

I thought this was a picture of my newborn’s diaper

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a friend told me to post this a year ago but i didnt have enough karma, im not really a big reddit user, but enjoy, he likes to mix his frozen ground beef with water and sauce * and then excrete it out.

Finished it for you.

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jerrythecactus@reddit

They go in looking the exact same as they do coming out.

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hanginwithmygnomees@reddit

Was this photo taken before or after digestion occurred?

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lil-privacy-please@reddit

I think they hated you.

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killerpinkflamingos@reddit

porca madonna

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P3pp3rSauc3@reddit

At first I thought it was a bunch of rolls toilet paper someone shit into the tubes of

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Historical-Edge-9332@reddit

I would check all local porta potties to see if there are any signs of tampering

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dadsgoingtoprison@reddit

WHY?

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Puzzled_Pop_6845@reddit

Did she wipe her ass with them?

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Amazing_Run_788@reddit

its giving half digested pate

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Mr_Archer369@reddit

Please tell me you never ate that. Or I’m judging you as well.

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grungecove@reddit (OP)

i did not eat these, i was heading out for dinner with my friend hence why he cooked himself dinner, normally i would cook 😭

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fart-atronach@reddit

Did he make and eat SIX shit tacos?!?

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No_Simple_87@reddit

In that case it's kinda funny he performed weaponised incompetence on himself 😕😂

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perpetualmotionmachi@reddit

Was this the red flag that finally let you decide you were done?

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Mr_Archer369@reddit

Oh my god thank goodness!

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glebo123@reddit

Amber herd and the pillows

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EyeSuspicious777@reddit

My cat made those tacos yesterday. But instead of tortillas, she used one of my tshirts.

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Few-Dependent1076@reddit

This is diabolical

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Eastermunster@reddit

Is that a desert taco it looks like chocolate on the tortillas 😳

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KennyL0gin@reddit

No No No No NO

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a_shootin_star@reddit

Shartmaxxing

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Rubber_Sandwich@reddit

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Tacos de Casa Maldita

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-Glittering-Soul-@reddit

New rule: This person is not left alone in a kitchen for more than a few minutes.

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OOOdragonessOOO@reddit

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VengefulYeti@reddit

Is your ex Amber Heard

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currentlyRedacted@reddit

You win this sub for the day

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MrEricStrong@reddit

He hit almost all of the training pads! That's a good boy, and I can tell you have been putting in the time to properly house-train him. Hopefully he didn't regress when he got to his new owner. You did your best!

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