anon is just starting to Find Out

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connorwolf17@reddit

Ok dr house

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Reading_username@reddit

be me

been abusing water on and off since I was 14

ffw to now (age 35)

crave water and ice pretty much nonstop

have to resist the urge to take a slurp pretty much every chance I et

I spend something like 2/300 of my income on water

I'm strating to get irritable if I don't take a swig regularly

Guys watch out - addiction is real it isn't a meme

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SquareDinner5357@reddit

You didn't drink water before 2? Wtf were your parnets doing?

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thedutch1999@reddit

Drinking milk you motherless fuck

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JCampenish@reddit

Juicy juice, it's 100% juice.

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SeamusMcCullagh@reddit

Ever seen anyone give an infant water to drink? They get all the water they need from milk/formula.

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Donutmelon@reddit

Babies aren't supposed to drink water, I think maybe until 2? Could be 1 year though.

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Reading_username@reddit

Brawndo

It's what babies crave

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SquareDinner5357@reddit

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GregTheIntelectual@reddit

Reduce your fractions

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Reading_username@reddit

4/600

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Uncle480@reddit

8/1200

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HamBlamBlam@reddit

Same, but for huge loads of cum instead of water.

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MothWaifu1711@reddit

You jest but a swig of cold water at 3am hits a transcendental difference

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Hyperstar5@reddit

Anon messed with his brain chemistry early and now he's fucked for life. Don't do drugs kids.

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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit

Idk. I used to jerk off a lot more and now I dont. I think I can complete nnn this year.

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xXNonamekinkXx@reddit

I said the same thing the past 4 years

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Barkinsons@reddit

Opioids will fuck you at any age, but it's true that it's worse the younger you start.

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PrepperBoi@reddit

Or just wait until adult

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gizzardgullet@reddit

starting to get irritable

Wait until anon finds out what full blown opiate withdrawal is like

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Th34sa8arty@reddit

Anon needs rehab.

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HiTekLoLyfe@reddit

Have fun with heroin! I finally got clean around 30. Was a rough 13 years.

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venniedjr@reddit

I started heroin when I was 15 but I went to rehab the week after I graduated high school because I’m not a fuckin loser

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NetStaIker@reddit

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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit

This vexes me.

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eutectic_h8r@reddit

I too am in this comment thread

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pumpkinhead9000k@reddit

Did anon try the medicine drug?

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lordfwahfnah@reddit

Of course he tried the medicine drug

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RaiderCat_12@reddit

I was just about to comment “Did younger Gregory House write this greentext?”

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plaguelivesmatter@reddit

You are a black man

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rayzer208@reddit

Just do Kratom /s

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romulusnr@reddit

Anon needs to pull himself up by his bootstraps and be responsible

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baddieslovebadideas@reddit

anon is a fuckin junkie

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Laziness2945@reddit

Anyone got that pepe?

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ognahc@reddit

I feel like I can just get over it

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lefeuet_UA@reddit

I wish I was anon

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Olikmai@reddit

Anon discovers chemical dependency

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gknight702@reddit

Anon needs help before he becomes a junky

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Pretend_Bad_1115@reddit

Becomes? Bro that point is far gone.

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gknight702@reddit

.. you right, I meant like doin H in an Alley

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Pretend_Bad_1115@reddit

You mean when he becomes a broke junkie.

He's already at the part where 2/3 of his income is spent on opoids, that is gonna happen when 3/3 of his income is spent on opoids.

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Honeysenpaiharuchan@reddit

Thanks kid. That’s why my doctor wouldn’t give it to me for my back injury.

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VesselNBA@reddit

Anon needs to cure his patient

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BeerShitzAndBongRips@reddit

The new, critically acclaimed memoir "Addiction: Not Just a Meme"