What is your favourite go-to response when a user states "but I'm not tech savvy"?

Posted by FluffyMumbles@reddit | sysadmin | View on Reddit | 255 comments

Usually to something daft like not not knowing when to use their new password, or not reading the prompt before smashing the OK button.

I usually use "...no, but you can read, right?" or "but you've been using computers for 20 years now!" when I've lost all patience. But I'm running out of fresh material.

Let me hear yours, please.