Meteorological summer hasn’t even begun, yet Paris, France has already logged more days above 32°C (89.6°F) than its annual average.
Posted by wanton_wonton_@reddit | collapse | View on Reddit | 53 comments
brickout@reddit
Well, shit. This summer is gonna be bonkers
EnvyofWindandRain@reddit
Yeah but plants love heat! /s
All I know is that when it gets too hot all my tomatoes die.
brickout@reddit
Yep. Along with that, many idiots argue that since plants use CO2, more CO2 must be better! Yeah, until it becomes toxic. Kind of like how a little water is good for us, and too much water kills us. We, on average, are so fucking stupid.
EnvyofWindandRain@reddit
Some plants do grow faster with higher CO2, but they are also nutrient deficient, not only for us but for the plant itself.
It is a reductionist point of view. Like looking at total amount of green cover from above, it eliminates all forms of bio diversity and sheer depth/mass of the greenery. Reductionist numbers eliminate the nuance to make reasonable assessments.
Reductionist in the same way crushing the entire economy to just a single GDP number hides inequality. It is using the truth to work against the truth.
HassanAchievedIt@reddit
Every summer*
IM_NOT_BALD_YET@reddit
We say this every spring now. We need a new word for “absolutely fucked in the way that people will die because our very climate is a natural disaster now”.
Barnacle_B0b@reddit
SNAFUBAR
vinegar@reddit
Situation Normal, Average Climate Katastrophe Beyond All Recognition - SNACKBAR
IM_NOT_BALD_YET@reddit
*There* we go!
FungusRespecter@reddit
AFITWTPWDBOVCIANDN
There you go
keynoko@reddit
AFITWAP for short
IM_NOT_BALD_YET@reddit
Hmmm. Maybe we just bring back FUBAR instead.
lavapig_love@reddit
The youngest generation may not have seen The Newsroom yet. Here's one of their most darkly funny scenes where an EPA administrator is honest about climate change. Aired in 2014.
EnvyofWindandRain@reddit
Aged like the finest wine in all history.
sheppyrun@reddit
What gets me is we're still calling these records. At some point it's just the new baseline and the old numbers become the weird ones. The infrastructure wasn't built for this. Cities that used to be temperate now need systems designed for climates nobody planned for. That cost doesn't show up as one big line item. It hides in maintenance budgets and accelerated wear that nobody connects back to the heat.
EnvyofWindandRain@reddit
The problem is that the record breaking events today become the baseline of tomorrow.
jbiserkov@reddit
According to wiktionary, the record you mean is meaning #6 https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/record#Noun
vinegar@reddit
Bad bot
AntiBoATX@reddit
What IS the baseline as the increases continue? Increase in omission. Increase in ppm. Increase in heat, and in some instances exponential increases. There is no baseline. It’s a runaway train
AquaMoonCoffee@reddit
Meteorological summer began today
wanton_wonton_@reddit (OP)
This post was originally dated before it had.
AquaMoonCoffee@reddit
It was posted today, no?
wanton_wonton_@reddit (OP)
No, the orginal is older.
AquaMoonCoffee@reddit
Yeah I don't get it. This post was posted today, what do you mean the original post? Is this just a re-post of something posted already? Data in the chart looks like it runs up to May 31st as well.
jbiserkov@reddit
Flatten the curve!
thelingererer@reddit
BOE is looking pretty damn close at this point.
bihuzur@reddit
I’m so glad I don’t have kids. The future is fucking bleak, I don’t even know how to cope anymore, every day I wake up thinking it’s all for nothing man.
redditmodsRrussians@reddit
Its gonna get desperate and we are gonna get wacky proposals from space tycoons to either fill the skies with aerosals to lessen the heat, place some kind of mirror network in orbit or just go full on crazy with putting giant asteroids locked into synchronous orbit to block the sun constantly.
switchsk8r@reddit
this graph is fucking scary. hot days have never peaked this early
CuttinThruTheCRAP@reddit
What site or software you using there mate please?
Ok_Repeat_1995@reddit
Looks to be self created, look in the bottom, shows the source and the person's social media account
CuttinThruTheCRAP@reddit
Yeah I thought that but its not done with excel, thats why I asked what software was used - Why would I be down voted for asking that I wonder?
wanton_wonton_@reddit (OP)
The current heatwave is only a preview of an unprepared future. For now, the consequences may still seem bearable and limited. Temperatures hit roughly 100 F in the southwest of the country — a nationwide first for May. At least seven people have died as a result of the heat — five indirectly from drowning — while disruptions have impacted schools and railway infrastructure.
France is preparing for 4C of heating by 2100
Start planning for catastrophic global warming, top advisers tell EU
FangFioDente@reddit
Sooner. The current models are under rating the damage because the reality is worse than the models can rationalize because if they were honest they would see we are doomed beyond all measure and won’t have time to prepare for it.
Agueybana@reddit
I've read for years that scientists go with the most conservative findings because all their models come up with such extreme events they're afraid to be blacklisted as alarmist.
FangFioDente@reddit
I commented lower down the thread my “extremist take” in detail.
cryptedsky@reddit
Bro. How the fuck is any country/organisation/person supposed to prepare for 4°C by 2100... We're talking end times here. Staple crops can't survive that.
Cool-Contribution-68@reddit
I did not think about "it's going to get so hot you're going to drown"
NagromNitsuj@reddit
Everything is on fire.
AdministrativeOil792@reddit
If you plan to buy apartment, make sure there's a proper AC
areyouhungryforapple@reddit
This is so crazy, what will those graphs look like in a decade :(
Technical-Two-4339@reddit
Yikes! Previous El Nino years dont even get a look in, simply being swallowed by the mass of data. However, the weather this year (for want of a better name) has been anything but normal but that in of itself looks to be teh result of a very much weakened and meandering jet stream, blocking weather patterns. Yet another victim of a rapidly changing climate coupled with a very strong El Nino formation. As much as I agree completely with the "we're fucked" statements, I find it utterly fascinating how the climate can be modelled and understood, yet completely ignored, with the science derided by so many. It's as if societal collapse is happening and the population is looking for someone to blame for all their woes. The question I want answering though is this: Is the rise of the Far right a reflection- or even portend- or a collapsing society? Can we use Germany of the 1930's as a model on which to base an analysis of a society, in order to determine if collapse has already started. Sorry, I'm sort of being a straw man here and in no way intentionally started out to hijack this thread. However, In my humblest defence, I am at the same time bringing this thread full circle back to the topic of collapse.
wanton_wonton_@reddit (OP)
To answer your question: yes, yes indeed.
Own_Appointment_8410@reddit
Here in southern Brazil, the weather remains the same as always.
Celestial_Mechanica@reddit
Your point?
Own_Appointment_8410@reddit
You spent 8 months in this depressing, shitty cold and now you can go out and live.
thisisallme@reddit
You’re making zero sense
Own_Appointment_8410@reddit
I prefer cold weather to hot weather. In my city, when there are 3 consecutive days without sun and temperatures between 12 and 17 degrees Celsius, I can't stand it anymore.
Own_Appointment_8410@reddit
I think global warming is like the fertility crisis. People say they're having fewer children, when in reality what's most common is women having three children by three different fathers.
wanton_wonton_@reddit (OP)
Are you out on day release or something?
wanton_wonton_@reddit (OP)
Thank goodness, I was getting worried we wouldn't have an unsubstantiated annecdote to disprove the entire weight of the scientific literature.
StatementBot@reddit
The following submission statement was provided by /u/wanton_wonton_:
The current heatwave is only a preview of an unprepared future. For now, the consequences may still seem bearable and limited. Temperatures hit roughly 100 F in the southwest of the country — a nationwide first for May. At least seven people have died as a result of the heat — five indirectly from drowning — while disruptions have impacted schools and railway infrastructure.
France is preparing for 4C of heating by 2100
Start planning for catastrophic global warming, top advisers tell EU
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kingtacticool@reddit
But wait, theres more!^tm