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Posted by SweetxKiss@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 375 comments
These are real and they are REAL BAD. Tasted like someone poured a melted candle into baked beans
Smirnoff for theming š„
Meatball_Margaritaa@reddit
AffectionateBar4437@reddit
Pass on the beans, I'll take the vodka though
bland_shadow701@reddit
You forgot to toast the bread for your sad bean soup.
htwnshottie@reddit
My brain is reading this as āpop, lock, and drop itā baked beans
lokean13@reddit
Would be disgusting to see @badlandschugs take a couple of these down
BigChuch1400@reddit
Goyslop final boss
Spiritual_Job_1029@reddit
and they wonder why everyone has ass cancer.
panda388@reddit
With all the things you could flavor, beans is one of the last that I would choose fruit flavoring for.
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Especially āblue raspberryā which isnāt even a real fruit
Girafarigno@reddit
There is at least one actual Blue Raspberry, but, the candy flavor is not related to it. They are more purplish and/or black I suppose, but they sometimes grow blue. There are 200+ types of raspberries discovered throughout the world.
Yapizzawachuwant@reddit
Aren't they technically stone fruit?
notarobot_trustme@reddit
Stone fruit has a pit in the centre. Think peaches.
happyhippohats@reddit
I think the pit is also sometimes referred to as a 'stone'.
I don't know why
Mind_on_Idle@reddit
No, they are not.
Girafarigno@reddit
Maybe, but, thatās not that relevant haha
notarobot_trustme@reddit
I have black raspberries that grow natively in part of my yard and they taste the closest to the fake flavour that Iāve had in the real world. Definitely arenāt blue though.
wolke_ist_da@reddit
Isn't that just a blackberry then?
notarobot_trustme@reddit
Nope. I also have blackberries that grow natively in my yard. And regular raspberries. And elderberries.
happyhippohats@reddit
I imagine there mist be more than one I think they normally grow multiple on each plant.
TheSulkyWorkman@reddit
The wild part is they invented blue raspberry in the 70s just because red and cherry were already taken on the flavor spectrum and they needed something for the blue dye they had.
livingalienanalbead@reddit
I learned like two months ago that blue raspberry is just a combo of blueberry and raspberry
HLOFRND@reddit
I just want to be able to eat it without it making me look like I just blew a Smurf.
Ok_Copy_9462@reddit
Except that's not true. It "does not derive from any species of raspberry, but rather was developed using esters that are part of the flavor profile of pineapple, banana, and cherry". The reason they chose to make it blue is because "to differentiate raspberry-flavored foods from those for cherry, watermelon, and strawberry, each of which is typically red".
No raspberry or blueberry is involved at any stage.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_raspberry_flavor
livingalienanalbead@reddit
Youāre a blueberry
Mindless-Strength422@reddit
No_Statement440@reddit
Violet, you're turning violet!
ZaphodBeeblebrahx@reddit
She got that blue waffle now
No_Statement440@reddit
Everybody loves a blue waffle
Nu11AndV0id@reddit
I learned something new today.
childofb0d0m@reddit
How did people NOT know this? What would BLUE raspberry imply?
ButtSmellington_@reddit
This is entirely false.
livingalienanalbead@reddit
Weāve established that already dildo
A_Neighbor219@reddit
TiL no idea. Always have hates blueberries and never cared for blue raspberry. Now I know why. Thanks for this. I can explain to my mum and others.
Ok_Copy_9462@reddit
Please do not spread misinformation. That guy has no idea what he's talking about.
Mindless-Strength422@reddit
Lol, in general I agree that spreading misinformation is bad, but if people have a widespread confusion about the origins and chemistry behind blue raspberry flavor, I'm not going to lose too much sleep over it
Now misinformation about something important like Star Wars, that I can't abide
iAmUnintelligible@reddit
fellow human, I must correct your spelling error. You misspelled Star Trek!
whatsthew3rd@reddit
I just learned that now! I really just thought it was blue flavoring like a blue 55 or sumn like that.
Ok_Copy_9462@reddit
Those (red 40, green 3, blue 2, etc.) aren't flavourings; they're dyes (food colouring).
whatsthew3rd@reddit
You know what the fuck I meant
Ok_Copy_9462@reddit
Yes, I understood you perfectly. That's how I knew it was an error. Understanding your meaning and correcting the mistake aren't mutually exclusive. I'm just providing you information to put in your toolkit for the next time the topic comes up. If that upsets you or whatever, there's not much I can do about that because I'm not a therapist.
iAmUnintelligible@reddit
S C A T H I N G response
livingalienanalbead@reddit
Haha it probably still is but thatās the āintentionā
Aggressive-Delay-420@reddit
Raspberry candy is blue because strawberry and cherry are redā adding another red candy would have confused the customer.
big_duo3674@reddit
Dude there's tons of regular raspberry candies š
Far_Challenge_4273@reddit
blue raspberry is technically normal raspberry flavor there was js too many red fruits
GalaxyGirlyy@reddit
yeah fruit flavored beans is definitely not something anyone was asking for
RainEliz13@reddit
There's an apple pie one too, and just apple I could see working, especially with some pork and adding some spice. But this is too much
ThorvaldKM@reddit
darthlame@reddit
There rocket pop dude wipes now too. š¤·
No_Improvement_7241@reddit
I mean, maybe pineapple or applesauce with pork and beans, instead of/with less brown sugar and other sweeteners I could see. I bet there's some good fruit pairings out there with sweet barbeque beans.
But bomb pop is a bit out there. Heck I thought dr pepper was a bit much and I love dr pepper.
NovelIntrepid@reddit
There is an apple pie flavor too.
CausalSin@reddit
Every can of Heinz beans with that light blue label sold on the UK is awful. I shudder to think how bad this is.
allah_my_ballah@reddit
Well.... i mean... this would technically be a fruit salad, seeing as beans are the magical fruit.
TrainingSword@reddit
The more you eat the more you toot
bbennett108@reddit
The more you toot - STOP! STOP! STOP!
YOU DONāT FLAVOR EM LIKE A FUCKIN BOMB POP!
sevenselevens@reddit
Psst - weāre not allowed to call them Bomb Pops anymore
Pam_Pong@reddit
No but you do flavor them like a Rocket Pop.
GreenZebra23@reddit
The more you toot the better you feel
JokerXD4167@reddit
We should eat beans for every meal
MyNameIsntBenn@reddit
I don't think I'd feel better after these toots
r_slash@reddit
I learned they were the musical fruit
original-whiplash@reddit
At least we can agree theyāre good for the heartā¦
NedKellysWelder@reddit
Apple, maybe.
dustinyo_@reddit
This is part of a multi pack that also includes Apple pie. TBH itās probably not bad https://shop.bushbeans.com/products/bushs-baked-beans-summer-limited-edition-multi-pack
CaptOblivious@reddit
You have got to be kidding, this sounds literally foul.
NedKellysWelder@reddit
Aa opposed to literally foul.
Apple pie is usually just a name these kinds of companies give to adding apple to something. Baked beans have an existing brown sugar base, and apple goes with plenty of savory flavors.
It's like pineapple on pizza. The flavors there legitimately compliment one another, and baked beans and apple seem like it would. I'm not saying its not bad-but I'd at least try it before freaking out.
Toasty_eggos-@reddit
Iāve seen someone say itās just a fruity bbq in that sense itās not that weird and if you really think about it blue raspberry is just dyed raspberry and raspberry bbq sauce could work if done right. There is already examples of that and sometimes people even use other fruits like apples.
Dontfeedthebears@reddit
Itās the musical FRUIT.
M4tt4tt4ck69@reddit
In the UK, we generally only eat beans in fruit sauce, baked beans in tomato sauce.
Swabbo@reddit
In the UK we've got tikka, BBQ and chilli beans, but this is just wrong
Ok_Transition_4003@reddit
Baked is in their name
JoshHuff1332@reddit
They also have a dill pickle and apple pie flavor lol. The apple pie doesn't sound too bad though, since they are already sweet
MrBigBMinus@reddit
The fuck you mean? "Beans beans the musical FRUIT..." the song proves they clearly already are a fruit.
GeniusOfLove74@reddit
The apple pie version is actually pretty good, believe it or not.
But yeah, rocket pop is kind of an odd choice.
sheighbird29@reddit
I hate beans, but I was thinking they were going with the sweet/savory combo
JmmyTheHand@reddit
Bushes baked beans are already a sweet savory combo so not sure why this is so much weirder
ReallyRhawnie@reddit
Does every single product have to be tied in with another no matter how stupid it is? Enough already.
Chucktayz@reddit
Just bc you can doesnāt mean you should
Low_Wall_7828@reddit
Liam on IG tried the other two flavors. Pickle and Apple pie. He is a bean freak and he was not impressed.
realsavagelike_@reddit
Thereās no way this is real? Is it?!
jackieboy1230@reddit
First dude wipes; then liquid deathā¦ now bushās? What the hell is next? WD40? Cat food?
Silent-Hurry8377@reddit
After that combo you'll probably need to use the rocket pop flavored Dude Wipes on the toilet
Suspicious_Toe_9576@reddit
:ā) I find Americans like to shit talk us Brits eating beans on toast then create abominations like this
BeerLosiphor@reddit
Bro itās not even the 4th of July yet. Keep it in your pants damn
QueezyF@reddit
Bomb pop flavored garbage has made me no longer like bomb pops.
OliveFarming@reddit
So patriotic you couldn't even wait until the 4th of July
Comfortable-Ice-1338@reddit
I wanna know who smoked a fat bat of stupid at Bushās and thought this was a great idea. šļøššļø
Character-Soup3988@reddit
Please Iām begging this to be ai
LadybugGirltheFirst@reddit
Hey, they Smirnoff is so good, though.
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
The Smirnoff was fine, def better than that 99c brand
LadybugGirltheFirst@reddit
For real.
diredachshund@reddit
Every day America strays further from god
(This is a joke, this looks disgusting as fuck)
Downtown_Anteater_38@reddit
Sounds nasty. I havenāt had this Smirnoff, but I did mistakenly buy Smirnoff Raspberry may years ago and it tasted like Robitussin.
TheAmazingBildo@reddit
INZEINY@reddit
Would you rather eat rocket pop flavored baked beans or baked beans flavoured rocket pops
josephboyer@reddit
This sounds offensive.
clutterdcollector@reddit
Maybe now I'm in....
OrangeClyde@reddit
Lol I love the āSmirnoff for themingā ššŗšøšŗšøšŗšø
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
I shouldāve grabbed the bomb pop Oreos and dude wipes to really complete the theme
gingercatlover1@reddit
I think the Oreos have pop rocks in them, so that really would have added to the crackling/fizzing sounds prior to your sparklers and firecrackers
Sidewalk_Tomato@reddit
I kinda want those Bomb Pop Dude Wipes. I wish for my bĆørt to be scented of pineapple, banana, and cherry.
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
I think the butt wipes are cherry, citrus/lemon, and blue raspberry flavored
Sidewalk_Tomato@reddit
If the wipes just alternate, that rules.
. . . But blue raspberry is a synthesis of pineapple, banana, and cherry--according to someone upthread. But who knows, they could be a serial killer. AND wrong.
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Oh I gotcha! Well I donāt think Iāll be eating any butt wipes anytime soon unfortunately, so I wonāt be able to confirm the flavor profile of blue raspberry
MysteryMooseMan@reddit
I just saw another post that was Bomb Pop scented "Dude Wipes"... this has gotta stop
meanwhileaftrmdnight@reddit
We saw those at Samās Club! Then I did a double take to check if they were scented or flavored because I was unsure of what the limit of this insanity was.
buckemupmavs@reddit
Saw them at Sams yesterday... Was close to giving them a spin... For science of course
Crazy_Personality363@reddit
Does anyone smell Popsicles? Oh thats just my butt.
Sidewalk_Tomato@reddit
. . . Advantageous.
onceabananana@reddit
I brought those on a plane yesterday but they freaked out and turned the plane around. Bit of an overreaction if you ask me.
DontEatGrassss@reddit
I bought them.
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Theyāre āpoopsicleā flavored(?)!
Jagacin@reddit
They smell like a rocket pop that has just passed through the digestive tract.
Wuhblam@reddit
I prefer Dumpkin Spice
tumblerrjin@reddit
Yeah I saw that :<
Makes me feel sticky
UrukHaiNr69@reddit
Please keep them across the ocean. Thx.
FlirtBop@reddit
omg wtf is this š i actually love rocket pops but beans??? that is genuinely terrifying lol pls tell me u didnt actually eat them spare yourself!!
Derezirection@reddit
whoever thought that would sell i hope lost their job or least never allowed to pitch flavor ideas again.
garlicbread8@reddit
Aw, beans...
FeatherlyFly@reddit
I'm gonna need a bigger bottle of Smirnoff before I try these...Ā
Chefseiler@reddit
Hahaha oh wow who would eat something like th...
*clicks next*
Oh. ok.
Prudent-Level-7006@reddit
Why isn't the smirnoff in the beans I mean if you're going to eat shit go all outĀ
Demomanx@reddit
Thank your the pictures and review. Gonna link this when ever I see those "omg can you believe it" post that are just the can so people have an idea what to expect
sjustin3rawr@reddit
I had to Google if they were real and I was really hoping it was AI but in my search I learned that there is also apple pie baked beans and dill pickle baked beans as well
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
AI couldnāt even create something this heinous
sjustin3rawr@reddit
You're not wrong.
Obant@reddit
BTW, The only way to get these Rocket Pop flavored beans is to go out of your way to order them online from Walmart. They don't sell them in store.
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Right! I think you can also grab the other 2 tantalizing flavors as well (apple pie and pickle)
Obant@reddit
Those ones they sell In store, at least. Only the rocket pop is exclusive to online is what I read. I didn't see any flavors in store on Friday, sadly.
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
I vaguely remember seeing the other flavors at Walmart this past Friday, but then I was distracted by the Miller Lite Pringles
FormingTheVoid@reddit
Could you at least wait until the 4th of July for this kind of debauchery? Lmao
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
In the world of American retail, it was 4th of July on May 1st. Just like Christmas starts the day after Halloween and valentines starts the day after Christmas
FormingTheVoid@reddit
Yeah, true.
elonmusktheturd22@reddit
Probably on par with pumpkin spice spam
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
I need to try this
Fostbitten27@reddit
I saw apple pie flavored beans at Walmart, I didnāt get them.
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
I will sacrifice myself and try them this weekend
Aboutoloseit@reddit
You are so lucky. Iāve yet to find a can. How did they taste??
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
You gotta get them online. Theyāre absolutely vile
ThorvaldKM@reddit
I was hoping this was AI.
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Me too š¤¢
bored1492@reddit
The food chemist that made this is sadly no longer with us
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
They achieved their pinnacle concoction and were allowed to ascend. I thank them for this blessing š
YaLlegaHiperhumor@reddit
There used to be a subreddit whose theme was "bizarre American food" or something like that. It was a compendium of weird and unexpected foods sold as ready-to-eat, such as "hamburger in a can", "rotisserie chicken in a can" or "frozen gumbo".
They had a section that was just about foods labelled "America's Favorite" even though they were super bizarre and unknown.
I was never able to find it again. It may have been deleted. Or maybe I'm confusing a subreddit with a Tumblr or something like that
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
I havenāt heard of that but itās up my alley! I love trying whacky stuff. I have had the chicken in the can before, itās like a mild step above Ol Roy dog food
wisegal99@reddit
They also have some other questionable flavors like apple pie.
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
I still canāt decide if the pickle or the apple pie is worse. This one is obviously the worst of all but pickles are vinegary and tangy and baked beans tend to be sweet
Legitimate-Log-6542@reddit
I know you said this is real, but please tell me this is not real
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Itās real and thereās even 2 more flavors (apple pie and pickle)!
Legitimate-Log-6542@reddit
What about the cotton candy baked beans?
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Go on, Iām listeningā¦
Consistent_Hippo4517@reddit
Without paying too much attention, I was pretty excited for the vodka infused baked beans.Ā
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
I did myself dirty by not mixing them together
Which_Proof8193@reddit
The dr pepper beans are actually good
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Those were fine and they made sense as a bean flavor
eienmau@reddit
I love bomb pops but.. ew. I wouldn't touch either of these ā ļø
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
The vodka make for decent mouthwash, which was much needed after eating the beans
eienmau@reddit
I'm still trying to wrap my head around cherry, lime, and blue raspberry flavored beans, tbh.. *shudder*
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Go to dollar tree, pick up a shitty fruit scented candle. Take a good whiff. Then immediately put a spoonful of regular baked beans in your mouth. It tastes like that
Lego_Energy@reddit
This isnāt AI?!?!?
Prestigious_Wrap_932@reddit
āThis thing that promises to taste like ass tastes like ass!ā
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Seriously, I thought products went through a consumer testing panel before hitting the shelves. Did anyone anywhere in the process actually taste these??
Prestigious_Wrap_932@reddit
I sincerely think that this was done as a way to mask the off taste of product that made it through the production line with some kind of taste issue or to cover up a lack of some kind of normal flavoring additive. Turning what might have otherwise been quality control related food wastage into a meme product that would generate attention and low-volume sales would be a net win.Ā
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Honestly it was probably made for TikTok/Insta/etc. People start posting about it, they go out and they buy these to try, or remember baked beans exist and buy these regular variety. Bam. East marketing
ConfidentExplorer638@reddit
Listenā¦.. I might give it a taste.
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Itās not worth it š
warp10barrier@reddit
That sounds absolutely fucking disgusting.
EdZeppelin94@reddit
Looking for the āObvious Plantā sticker
-Pelvis-@reddit
Netherlands.
mamadou-segpa@reddit
Rocket pop flavored baked beans??????????????????????????????????????????
Why
Icy-Paint7777@reddit
Because 'MURICAĀ
Icy-Paint7777@reddit
This is a fucking war crime. Who the hell made thisĀ
Chavagnatze@reddit
r/idiocracy
Donqweeqwee@reddit
Iām pretty stoned rn and i honestly canāt believe these are real šš wtf were they thinking??
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
They are bad. So bad. Thereās also an apple pie and a pickle flavor too
Lexitech_@reddit
Pickle could be okayā¦ maybe
octopus818@reddit
Pickle actually sounds good! Iāve been adding pickle juice to homemade baked beans and it really gives them some extra zing that I love.
housevil@reddit
I bought some apple pie flavored Kraft macaroni and cheese.
EmilyBuzon@reddit
Was it as nasty as Iām imagining?
housevil@reddit
Nah. But then, being from the Midwest, I am already familiar with having a slice of cheese with Apple pie.
fellow_human-2019@reddit
Uhmā¦.iām midwest born and raised and I have never once heard of that.
Angrybskt@reddit
Itās great. Have to be in the mood for savory sweet combo.
housevil@reddit
It's good stuff. Next time you have a slice of apple pie, make sure to have a slice of cheddar cheese nearby.
AsleepEntertainer440@reddit
That's as bad as the fascination of cinnamon rolls with chili. It's a thing too, but I've tried it and still don't understand it. LOL
housevil@reddit
It sounds a little weird at first, but then, people put grape jelly in cocktail weiner sauce. I would give the cinnamon roll chili a try.
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
I can see how that might work in a roundabout way. Apparently cheddar cheese on apple pie is a thing
CookieTheEpic@reddit
What the fuck. I would love to have been in the meeting where that was decided.
FoxxyRin@reddit
People get morbidly curious about things. I blame the pumpkin pie cup noodles for this phenomenon.
Orange-Toed-Lemur@reddit
You just reminded me of my, shall we call it, experience with the S'mores flavor š¤¢
takenpoet@reddit
Hey I actually liked those, and the mapley breakfast one...
Prestigious_Wrap_932@reddit
Itās meme food. They probably had a batch come out wrong so they dumped extra gross flavoring into it to cover up the mistake and get people to buy it out of morbid curiosity.Ā
toozl@reddit
They were thinking people would post it on social media and others would react to it.
ShepPawnch@reddit
Same here, and I canāt imagine a way that could conceivably taste good.
Deep_Exchange7273@reddit
I saw a post about these the other day and was curious to wtf flavor this would be š¤£š no thanks
Einveldi_@reddit
š³š± America!
NatiRivers@reddit
Threw up in my mouth even thinking about what that might taste like. Terrible. Terrible, terrible. Fantastic post, OP
Yapizzawachuwant@reddit
I miss when the communist regime just took food away instead of convincing people to eat stuff like this
cabezon83@reddit
Fuckin-ay
Krimreaper1@reddit
If thatās the best, Iād hate to see the worst.
lightworker87@reddit
How was it?!?
whostillusesusername@reddit
WTF?!š³ how doesš© like this make it past the pitch?! Someone at the company has to have tried it first. š¤¢š¤®
BirdsBeesMonkees@reddit
Pitbull_Mom101@reddit
Iām so over all of the bomb pop themed productsā¦ just because itās Americaās 250th doesnāt mean we need bomb pop baked beans. Or the scented Dude Wipes for that matter.
MrsMicFisty@reddit
In defense of Smirnoff (didnāt think Iād ever type that sentence), theyāve had that flavor for years. I think it came out pre Covid.
Pitbull_Mom101@reddit
Itās been ages since Iāve had a Smirnoff, but thatās a good application for the flavor. The C4 energy drink isnāt too bad either.
I_Luv_A_Charade@reddit
You are correct - it was originally released a decade ago in 2016
MrsMicFisty@reddit
I appreciate that you know the specific year a flavor of vodka was released. I hope you knew that without the aid of Google. That would make me appreciate it even more.
nervous-potroast@reddit
Bomb pops weren't even good. Bottom tier Popsicle.
RAYNBLAD3@reddit
Same. But dude, yāall gotta try albaneseās take on bombpop gummy bears. Almost reminds me of a bag full of the blue Scooby snack gummies
catonsteroids@reddit
Are you really freedoming if you donāt have rocket pop flavored/scented products in your possession? /s
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Itās a fine flavor for candy or slushies and that sort of stuff. I liked the bomb pop Oreos and Iād try (not to eat) the dude wipes
czaritamotherofguns@reddit
The dude wipes and the baked beans seem like they could go together.
justmitzie@reddit
Dude Wipes. For when your butt needs to smell like patriotism.
Fabulous_Hand2314@reddit
Imagine going to a food pantry and all you get are disgusting meme beans
Speccy2553@reddit
GOBBLESS
HarryAsKrakz_@reddit
Horrible
Mangus628@reddit
I once saw mac and cheese flavored ice cream while shopping. 'muricaššŗšø
AuntJibbie@reddit
No.
coffeebeanwitch@reddit
I saw the apple pie and pickle ones, ain't no way š¤¢
Dependent-Cow428@reddit
This is just stupid
DuckSwimmer@reddit
Thank you for telling me not to get these šš
gomickyourself222@reddit
I had a rocket pop twisted tea tonight. WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE ROCKET POP FLAVORED? I havenāt seen an actual rocket pop in fucking years and yet itās fucking everywhere. I donāt even know where you can still find them, itās been that long since Iāve seen them. Do they still even exist?
Shakith@reddit
The official brand is Bomb Pops.Ā https://bombpop.com/
ixikei@reddit
This is amazing
AlainnSedai74@reddit
Of all the things no one ever asked for... Why?
CodyLittle@reddit
I fucking love beans. BBQ Baked beans, a pot of Navy beans, refried, black, kidney... I even prefer them in my chili being from TX. All that to say, WHO IS THIS FOR?! This is garbage.
Up2Eleven@reddit
That's it. I'm just going to start telling people I'm Canadian. WTF is wrong with this country?
littlebugonreddit@reddit
How many acres of bean harvest were wasted with this manšš
I mean you gotta figure, this shit was shipped to stores country wide lol
Dayna6380-@reddit
Youāre welcome
haroldthehampster@reddit
i don't feel very welcome and after hearing they also do apple pie and pickle flavored I feel a little scared
Dayna6380-@reddit
lol I posted the one with the pickle and apple in the junk food subreddit
Now all I see is this flavor posted because everyone in the comments said it existed and was worse
rem_1984@reddit
Oh I just gagged
XP23XD23@reddit
haroldthehampster@reddit
Imma need you to stop messing w the beans okay
I_MADE_THIS_THING@reddit
Legitimate_Mess_5807@reddit
Where the beans at least ok I am just wondering
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Oh goodness no. They tasted like eating a candle
LittleDogTurpie@reddit
First time Iāve ever been disappointed that a post wasnāt generative AI
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
AI couldnāt even come up with something this unhinged
katjoy63@reddit
How do beans taste like a popsicle? WTF??
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Amazingly, these tasted like neither beans nor popsicles. It tasted like candles
joelham01@reddit
We have gone too far
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Have we? They made rocket pop flavored butt wipes. I feel like we could push the envelope a little further
Pourkinator@reddit
Iām so glad I decided against trying these.
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Youāve genuinely done yourself a favor
stinkpig300@reddit
Oh wow, a bowl. Mr or Ms Hot Shit over here
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Nah I ate it straight out of the pot lol
stinkpig300@reddit
Oh, that is a pot in the 3rd photo. Hey, from just one person in the internet to another, You deserve to be happy. Love yourself.
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Thank you š donāt worry, no sadness here (how could I be sad after eating šŗšø patriotic beans šŗšø), just laziness
Kev42o4o8@reddit
Youāre inside. House .. thatās yours?!?!?!
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Yes. Everything here is real and a poor choice
irishfro@reddit
Is it july 4th already?
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
You know how retail works, they start throwing product up as soon as the previous holiday ends. Valentines right after Christmas, Halloween starts in August, etc
Key-Cap6569@reddit
Is your stomach ok?
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
No š„²
SignsOfDamage@reddit
Merica!
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Do they have FREEDOM beans in other countries!? I didnāt think so š„³ š
unclebillsofficial@reddit
unironically the rocket pop oreos are very good
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
I did try those a couple of weeks ago and they were decent! When Iām done with these beans I can clean up with those rocket pop flavored butt wipes I keep seeing lol
MyvaJynaherz@reddit
Overly sweet beans are a disgrace in general. This is just egregious.
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
These werenāt even that sweet. I donāt know if that wouldāve made it worse
WholeInstance4632@reddit
Waitā¦these are a real thing?
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Yes, my stomach is paying the price š
Granny_Skeksis@reddit
I put the honey ones in my chili tonight. We donāt have the new flavored ones in Canada and Iām kind of glad. I was curious about them, especially the apple pie one but deep down I knew theyād probably be gross lol
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
This flavor is online only so you can probably get it shipped lol
AhrimaMainyu@reddit
I was given some of these right out of the can cold at a convention this weekend as an appetizer for a baked potato and wow i almost threw up after. I suppose being drunk probably didnt help but oh well
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
I figured being drunk would help lol. I tried them out of the can cold first, and then heated. Theyāre actually worse heated.
CharmingBoot2762@reddit
What the hell is happening in here on this day?!
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Patriotism šŗšø (I think)
lvl_78_vulpix@reddit
They also have apple pie flavored ones out. I bought them to try... They were okay. Kind of like you made your baked beans with apple pie filling.
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
š®āšØ when I get to the store Iāll try that one and the pickle one but Iām not holding hope that theyāre any better than these lol
dankhimself@reddit
Try it. This kind of negative reinforcement will eventually PTSD you right out of drinking altogether hahahaha.
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Surely I thought this wouldāve led me to drink more š
dankhimself@reddit
Bush's Booze Berry Barbecue Buzz Beans
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
For $2.50 you can be a proud owner of one of these cans of beans. You will definitely need vodka after
Tough_Representative@reddit
When I first saw the vodka I had thought you needed it to make this more tolerable
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
I used it basically as mouthwash after eating these lol
trampus1@reddit
Should've made a bomb pop martini.
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Put one of those rocket pop Oreos as garnish on the rim šø
DramaOnDisplay@reddit
Ooh, with a float of squeezed Poopsicle Dude Wipes šāØ
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Adds that je n'sais quoi š¤
SPL15@reddit
Or made baked bean bomb-pops for a savory frozen treat!
jbjhill@reddit
That I would drink
CritiPirate@reddit
My roommate made "pink lemonade baked beans" for a cookout last summer and I still can't look at her the same way
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
It better had been made with that powdered pink lemonade stuff
Dont-be-lasagna12@reddit
Did it at least taste like a Rocket Pop candle?
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
It tastes exactly how I would imagine a Dollar Tree or Walmart rocket pop scented candle to taste like. Definitely not good enough to taste like a Yankee Candle
Dont-be-lasagna12@reddit
My husband likes his Yankee Candles so thanks for that laugh.
Sidewalk_Tomato@reddit
Victim Of Mall Shooting Determined Not To Die In Yankee Candle.
Affectionate_Bad677@reddit
Lmao I knew theyād be bad but āmelted candle in baked beansā is criminally specific š
This is exactly that kind of cursed product where the branding meeting went great and literally nothing else did.
frannystangerine@reddit
I bought the apple pie and the dill pickle ones to try. I didnāt see this flavor. Iām glad I donāt have to try it now š
Dontfeedthebears@reddit
I have to ask what they taste like.
under_cover_pupper@reddit
Wtaf America
Just2LetYouKnow@reddit
I feel like this could still get worse if whatever cokehead they have working on the Oreo flavors got involved, but not by much.
Fun_Environment3792@reddit
Are they good?
SquashedGrapes22@reddit
The problem I have with bomb pop flavoring is when you mix it all together it just tastes like sugar.
When you eat the popsicle each color is flavored differently
Human_Satisfaction25@reddit
Just nasty
Longjumping_Field835@reddit
Most American thing I've seen in a whle
RudeBwoiMaster@reddit
EnkiduTheGreat@reddit
Psychological-You425@reddit
TerribleCustard8366@reddit
This makes me want to boycott Bush's.Ā
dementedkoopa@reddit
Hey ya know how people are struggling to afford the basic necessities? Let's show them we don't give a shit by ruining beans.
CorporateCuster@reddit
Yay. 250
Groentekroket@reddit
Keep our Dutch flag away from this bullshit.Ā
CaptOblivious@reddit
bleaugh! That sounds foul!
Algid_Curiosity@reddit
Algid_Curiosity@reddit
Iām thinking about those beans
iamayoutuberiswear@reddit
ā¹ļø
AstroBlushie@reddit
nobody asked for this. nobody was suffering without it. and yet here we are
Tasty-Performer6669@reddit
JFCWTHIT?
ArtichokeMe_Daddy@reddit
This is fucking insane
NormanBatesIsBae@reddit
First time in my life Iāve ever wanted something to be AI :(
retsamegas@reddit
Stomach gonna sound like boots in the dryer
TheChocolateWarOf74@reddit
Gross
Perdometalum@reddit
This is almost enough to make me feel patriotism again
dividezero@reddit
I'm getting a little tingling. Probably can get some actual bomb pops from the ice cream truck tomorrow and really get this party started
theangryjanitorOG@reddit
Is that what that feeling is? I thought i I've had mono a bunch
CthulusLittleAngel@reddit
Mine ended up being gas
theangryjanitorOG@reddit
Like a gas leak? Those can fuck you up. Like some oracle of Delphi shit
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
That might just be the gas youāre feeling š«šØ
miguel_sriracha@reddit
'You taste of America'
ThriftyMegaMan@reddit
This makes me feel heartburn. Also a little patriotism.
MarzipanPlane9490@reddit
Oookaay I get the vodka but ā¦ā¦beans š¤·āāļøš¤¦āāļø
vee_lan_cleef@reddit
What the fuck?
s_decoy@reddit
What really sucks is you KNOW the manufacturers don't think these taste good either. They're selling them as a novelty for people to take one bite of on camera and then throw them away. What a waste of food lmao.
witchagainstdump@reddit
Dreamy-Mae-Art@reddit
Responsible-Ad-7986@reddit
I love bushs baked beans i could eat that whole container but only bushes
UsernamesNotFound404@reddit
Effective_Departure8@reddit
Don't take them to ma movie theater.
Appropriate-Sun834@reddit
Canāt believe a marketing team for a billion dollar business approves creations like this. Insane.
I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM@reddit
Whoa
OreoSpeedwaggon@reddit
You're gonna have red, white, and blue coming out of you.
I don't know which end, but it'll be quite the fireworks show.
Old-Current6989@reddit
Absolutely not
Curious_Strike_5379@reddit
Donald feeds his brains with these!
Pourkinator@reddit
Plausible
Money-Ad7257@reddit
Coming to an Ollie's Bargain Outlet near you!
PreperationOuch@reddit
I want out.
Old_Check_6362@reddit
Yeah, today I saw Apple Pie and Dill Pickle flavors. Eeeyuck!
Jaded_Aypex@reddit
What the fuck
SA_rootsradical@reddit
I;m thinking about thos rocket pop Beans
bkthebk@reddit
Bravo! š¹
ebers0@reddit
Apparently the apple pie and pickle is similar, very strong in flavor like a punch in the mouth. Though I'll have the money to try these monstrosities.
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Whatās weird is that this flavor is online only, so I wouldāve ordered the other 2 but theyāre in store only. Such a 1st world problem to have. Iāll probably try them this weekend when I go to the store lol
feisty-frisco87@reddit
Needs grilled hotdogs!
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
The perfect match for a 7-Eleven roller dog thatās been spinning since 6am š
PierreOnTheEclair@reddit
What in the nasty? š¤¢
bbonzo123@reddit
Thanks letting us know how they tastedā¦I would tried them lol
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
Yeah I usually tell people to try stuff anyways since we all have different tastes. But this is actually disgusting
vorpal_hare@reddit
I never knew I could frown so deep.
cianfinbarr@reddit
I still had to look up if they were real or not despite your assurances. Jesus.
Apparently there are dill pickle baked beans and caramel apple pie bakes beans (though those sound slightly less abhorrent)
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
I really thought it was a joke until Walmart delivered it today. Thereās just enough in that little bottle of vodka to make me curious to try the other flavors
smeetebwet@reddit
Aside from shitty fryups and microwaved tea, I think this is the first time as a Brit being offended by another country botching our cuisine
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
My apologies
Effective_Fly_6884@reddit
What is a fryup?
smeetebwet@reddit
English breakfast
ZestyChinchilla@reddit
With the way the economyās going, thatās gonna be dinner for a whole lotta people in the not too distant future.
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
$2.50 a can for this sucker
czaritamotherofguns@reddit
I'm imagining someone going to the food bank in about 4 months and being really sad they get this bean abomination.
etbillder@reddit
250 years of this country has lead to this
Nearby-Swimming-5103@reddit
Disgusting. Who thinks popsicle flavoured baked beans is a good idea?!
MaitiDub@reddit
Nothing says america more than baked beans and Smirnoff vodka
Sea_Structure_8692@reddit
Nothing?
Epoquetude@reddit
if yr having those together please avoid open flames
SweetxKiss@reddit (OP)
But I need to set off fireworks to complete the theme!
Yuck-Fou94@reddit
margybargy@reddit
šā¹ļø
getdemsnacks@reddit
squidwardsbutt1@reddit
EW.
Embarrassed-Land-222@reddit
This is terrifying
lambofthewaters@reddit
BatmanInTheSunlight@reddit
Slap that on some toast
mill3583@reddit
Boof it.
DragonScrivner@reddit
Whyyyyy, my God