Anon worships Xenu
Posted by Nightazrael@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 25 comments
Posted by Nightazrael@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 25 comments
Alarmed-Risk7885@reddit
dying is gay
critsalot@reddit
so everyone but enoch and elijah. technically jesus died even though he came back so... make of that what you will.
TornadoInSneakers@reddit
Collateral was such a good movie
Armored_Guardian@reddit
And a pretty unusual role for Tom Cruise
The_Meemeli@reddit
Same with Magnolia.
Looking forward to him starring in the upcoming movie "Digger" by Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu (Birdman, The Revenant)
GameyRaccoon@reddit
Tom Cruise is always getting older...
maggiemayfish@reddit
When the clock finally ticks over to midnight, is that a part of this current day, or is it part of the next?
Kaikeno@reddit
Since midnight is 00:00, it's part of the next day.
As always, anon is highly regarded
PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit
Only barely.
peepeeinmypajts@reddit
By definition second anon is wrong
assasin1598@reddit
I mean if EMS have to resuscitate you, thats considered dying in the medical field.
DripRoast@reddit
You can't die outside of your lifetime. That which is dead can never die...
On a side note, I wonder what HPL would have made of scientology had he lived long enough to meet Hubbard and that lot of reprobates.
SpaceBug176@reddit
Or it's a Schrödinger's lifetime situation.
skull_fucker79@reddit
i will outlive me
Dr_Philmon@reddit
Scientology will gain another angel spaceship or whatever
rendar@reddit
Every time a bell rings, a bank account gets his wings
TheRealJayk0b@reddit
Not if I'm faster than him!
helpme8470@reddit
who will defend the church of Scientology after him :(
chantsnone@reddit
Tom cruise dying within your lifetime isn’t guaranteed at all. You could totally die before him.
IceBreak@reddit
I’m clear though
Quercus408@reddit
Then I guess we'll call it even
LordVaderVader@reddit
We should more criticize him for being sect member.
BBtheboy@reddit
But he did colletral
KnightThyme@reddit
I'm never going to die for as long as I live
AaronYogur_t@reddit
What if scientology discovered immortality