Is it now? | TheaterFire

I mean, if two people say they don't like broccoli, and one of them tried it and hated it while the other had never eaten any, I'd probably think the former had a more legit opinion than the latter.

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leglesslegolegolas@reddit

nah, I know just from the smell that I wouldn't like it.

same goes for broccoli...

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StanIsHorizontal@reddit

Smell is a decent indicator, but sometimes can definitely lead you astray

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If two people say they don't like shit, and one of them tried it and hated it while the other had never tasted it, I'd know the latter is a smart guy that knows what he like and the former is a moron and a shit-eater.

Sexuality isn't comparable to the taste of a vegetable. For you to test it out you need to question your sexuality. A person perfectly comfortable with their sexuality doesn't doubt it or need to test it by having sex with different genders. In fact they'd be turned off by the idea itself. For a guy to be able to go all the way, taste the metaphorical broccoli as it were, they'd need to be less straight than those that are incapable.

Sexuality is a spectrum and some of y'all need to be okay with not being as straight as others, instead of trying to claim you're straighter than them for having had gay sex.

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throwawayainteasy@reddit

Oooh, sounds like someone is still in the closet and angry with themselves about it.

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SpaceBug176@reddit

I swear its always this same exact analogy. It's kinda funny.

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Meowza_V2@reddit

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mauriciomeireles@reddit

Ah tsurezure children... Loved every single chapter

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Meowza_V2@reddit

It was pretty entertaining and relatable. Haven't watched it in a while personally.

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mauriciomeireles@reddit

... As long as the relatable part doesn't include the guy tries to buy sex and exposes himself to the girl he is into after stalking her to find her routine? Sure!

... Like jokes aside this one guy has the whole manga beaten in weirdness to an uptenth degree

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SpaceBug176@reddit

Also what the hell is going on with her mouth? Is she wearing a mask or something?

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Meowza_V2@reddit

Yeah she's a delinquent lol

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SpaceBug176@reddit

Dw he just kissed another man.

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Bears_On_Stilts@reddit

There's an old anecdote that says Hugh Hefner was interviewed during the height of the sexual revolution. "Hugh, is it true you go both ways?"

"Technically yes, but I only went down the other way long enough to turn around and go back."

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typicalBACON@reddit

I would disagree. It is a good empirical test on theory, but he left too much room for sampling bias and generalization. To make it more credible, he would have to fuck, i would say, at least 1000 men and even then it would be hard to say he is 100% straight, scientifically speaking.

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Drayenn@reddit

I mean youd have to try bottoming or sucking dick too.

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Mylxen@reddit

not really, anon should have tried being a bottom too, maybe he likes that...

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LawMurphy@reddit

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Ok_Caterpillar7710@reddit

Legit

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univrsll@reddit

Trying out an innocuous food like a vegetable has a waaaay way way lower threshold in attempt than taking a dick up your ass; both socially and in effort.

If you subscribe to this logic, none of you know for sure if you're attracted to children unless.... yeah.

Another day, another dodging of an obvious psyop ☺️

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grillboy_mediaman@reddit

I agree, you don't know for sure until you've tried, this applies to everyone, you're not OBLIGATED to try but until you have you can't know for sure.

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Zalar01@reddit

okay, who wants to repost this tomorrow?

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Meowza_V2@reddit

Anon tested a hypothesis and has my respect.

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mergelong@reddit

Anon needs to perform a control and fuck a woman

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MR_DERP_YT@reddit

Mission failed

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angelis0236@reddit

An impossible task

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themaxtreetboys@reddit

He did infact poke it with his stick

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all_time_high@reddit

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all_time_high@reddit

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TinySchwartz@reddit

The cat...it is evolving

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CurtManX@reddit

But anon...is devolving.

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Silent_Moose_5691@reddit

While the world

Is revolving

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Level34MafiaBoss@reddit

Can you really devolve if you never evolved in the first place?

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D15c0untMD@reddit

Lateral movement. Shit but in a different way

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Gravelyy@reddit

More like degenerating

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D15c0untMD@reddit

No the car was always lie this what are you talking about

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oscarmike88@reddit

Shrinkflation smh my head, now even comments have half the cat

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Laslo247@reddit

And so psyops

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scoutpred@reddit

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Mahou_Shoujo_B@reddit

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Zombrexo@reddit

Dude got the same amount of Karma that I spent 12 years accumulating by posting a lit meme.

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IrregularrAF@reddit

Karma maxing psy op

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all_time_high@reddit

gif

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Brassboar@reddit

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ikeepcomingbackhaha@reddit

Double that sweet sweet karma

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vickera@reddit

Nice cat post bro

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markbernman@reddit

im like super sleepy and thought "why psyop cat so big?"

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WereAllMad@reddit

There’s two people.
Both tell you they don’t like strawberries.
One has tried a strawberry.
The other hasn’t.
Who are you believing?

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thereal_omegavince@reddit

Something something gay

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grawrant@reddit

Let's say hypothetically you had 2 friends

Friend number 1 has tried bananas and said he doesn't like them.

Friend number 2 has never tried bananas, says he doesn't like them.

Which friend is more valid?

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Maleficent_Goal3392@reddit

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RandumbStoner@reddit

*Let's say hypothetically you had 2 friends

Friend number 1 has shoved bananas up his ass and said he doesn't like them.

Friend number 2 has never shoved bananas up his ass, says he doesn't like them.

Which friend is more valid?*

I mean I'll still take friend number 2s word on it, I understand the thought process.

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KitchenAd5997@reddit

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KitchenAd5997@reddit

bro wtf?

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Good_Smile@reddit

What bullshit reason did they give you?

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KitchenAd5997@reddit

Threatening violence. My comment was about us humans having the ability to imagine what would happen if we do x therefor we dont neccesarily need to the x to find out. reddit doesnt like the example i gave about testing immortallity lmao.

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snowydays666@reddit

ngl this is extremely fucking valid since shoving things up your ass hurts. For some people, it hurts a fucking lot. Even if is something that you like, something something tentacle banana fetishes. Sodomy is self violation. Being penetrated from anywhere in general hurts for the first time.

If jimmy didnt ever smoke a cigarette, does that make him any less cool? Nah it just means that he has better lungs. If jimmy never shoved a banana up his ass, he could clench his butthole hard and rip someone grapist’s banana off.

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StormOfFatRichards@reddit

Both are gay

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snowydays666@reddit

they are kissing each other in my head rn

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oMarlow99@reddit

hypothetically you had 2 friends

can't see myself imagining that

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IcyEntrepreneur89@reddit

can't see myself imagining that

Let's face it, this post is the most luridly enticing thing you’ve encountered since you woke yesterday afternoon. Your first instinct was to upvote, but that wouldn't properly convey your absolute reverence for OP "coincidentally" capturing your 7th-grade parasocial fantasy. Engage with the comments you decide! That will provide the engagement boost you know this deserves.

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spuol@reddit

Let's say hypothetically you had 2 friends

Friend number 1 has tried bananas and said he doesn't want to try them.

Friend number 2 has never tried bananas, says he doesn't want to try them.

Which friend is more valid?

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grawrant@reddit

The hypothetical implies I would have friends, so the whole argument is flawed, therefore invalid.

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i_did_a_opsy@reddit

That’s why it’s a hypothetical

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grifkiller64@reddit

You're a hypothetical person

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gangrenous_bigot@reddit

But this can be an anonaly or anecdotal evidence. OP should have sex with at least 400 men to have a good statistical sampling of those experiences in order to draw any concrete conclusions.

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Kodo_yeahreally@reddit

if drinking one beer doesn't make one alcoolic, then fucking one dude doesn't make one gay

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PrincessYsera@reddit

Anon tried before he bought.

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Moominz1@reddit

I tried anal to see what all the hubbub was about by sticking a full size, saran wrapped, lotioned up Mag Lite about 7 inches up my ass and it hurt so much I was worried I punctured something.

The anus is a designated unloading only zone.

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Organic-Position-467@reddit

When two people say they don't like pizza, who would you trust more: the one who has tasted it or the one who hasn't

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_heidin@reddit

Perfect logic. Straightest dudes knocked it after trying it.

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PAMBOLI-SAMA@reddit

Pelinal was gay tho

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Greatgg@reddit

Fake: Anon actually liked it Gay: see point 1

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NoTouchy8008@reddit

> be me
> straight

*gayest shit you’ll hear all day*

It never fails

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AaronYogur_t@reddit

A dude made him hard that's the only relevant part. Anons gay

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Indicus124@reddit

He chose a feminine looking man so that could have carried long enough to start but not end

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Hyperversum@reddit

Touching it enough is sufficient to give you an hardie regardless of the context. Sadly.

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jatt135@reddit

Heck, a bad surge of hormones on the wrong time and you can get hard to pretty much anything

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_praisethesun_@reddit

Agree

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Indicus124@reddit

I think there are easier ways to see if your gay or not XD

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Drafo7@reddit

Fake: anon has a picture of Pelinal Whitestrake, so he's obviously a virgin.

Gay: anon made up a fantasy in his head of fucking a guy even though no guy or girl will ever like him.

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ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit

I actually had a friend who did this exact thing. He invited a dude over from grindr to blow him and he said he didn't like it so that meant he was straight. I pushed him on how absurd that was and how he was probably at least bisexual. Trying to explain to him that under no circumstances will a straight man do what he did. He's like "no I'm 100% straight" and I just laughed at went "you are absolutely not 100% straight" lmao

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bustermagnus@reddit

He's right though.

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ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit

Are you saying that the only reason some people aren't gay is because they haven't tried it?

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DeliriumRostelo@reddit

1million percent yes lmao

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bustermagnus@reddit

Yes

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ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit

It makes him something lol

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bustermagnus@reddit

Yeah a proponent of science

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ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit

LMAOOOO I'm dead

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leglesslegolegolas@reddit

Sorry you're being downvoted for posting clear and obvious truth. Straight men do not need to test their straightness. If you're wondering what it's like to fuck dudes, you're not 100% straight.

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Sec_Chief_Blanchard@reddit

bro I'm 100% straight and I'd screw a dude if he looked enough like a woman

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SynV92@reddit

That's gynesexual. (:

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ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit

That, by definition, means you are not 100% straight

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Sec_Chief_Blanchard@reddit

nuh uh

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ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit

Yuh huh!

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Meowza_V2@reddit

Your friend was bi-curious he tested his curiosity and realized he doesn't like men.

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ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit

See this argument i can get behind

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Meowza_V2@reddit

I just saw you guys arguing and wanted to make a point that not everything is as black and white as people make it out to be. 😂

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untakenu@reddit

He decided he didn't like getting a blowjob from a man.

Certainly sounds straight. He's not gay, he's a scientist

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ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit

But he still went through with it. That apparently doesn't mean anything?? If you're actually straight and a man offers to blow you the correct response is to turn it down. If you go "eh maybe" then you are not straight.

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untakenu@reddit

He's super straight.

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ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit

Like a paperclip

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untakenu@reddit

That's fucking hilarious

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ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit

Thank you lol

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JustChillin3456@reddit

Don’t let these nerds gas light you

What he did was definitely not straight even if he didn’t like the outcome

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AyFrancis@reddit

You friend is right and you're coping

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ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit

No, my friend is bisexual and he's the one coping lol

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Theseus505@reddit

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scooglecops@reddit

Anon choose Pelinal image the most gay genocidal dude there is

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MetalUpstairs@reddit

be me straight gayest shit ever

Many such cases

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Mycotoxicjoy@reddit

The age old saying

“Gotta suck a dick to find out you don’t like sucking dick”

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SwyngDeLong@reddit

Now now, gotta try it two more times otherwise not scientifically proven

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Freihl@reddit

Idk, think you should test again with someone who cleans their ass.

Gotta be sure, right?

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BrilliantThought1728@reddit

But it’s gay to clean your ass

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Freihl@reddit

Really good point, i'll go back to the drawing board on this one

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frostninja23@reddit

OP is absolutely right. How can you know you're not gay if you've never had gay sex?

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bad-bones@reddit

Idk man women do this all the time

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Jag0tun3s@reddit

I would not try this but tbh, its fine. How should you know if you don’t like something, if you don’t try it. If you are introgued by the thought…this man did some science for his self i guess

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leglesslegolegolas@reddit

If you are intrigued by the thought, then you are at least a little bit gay

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Jag0tun3s@reddit

i don’t think so

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leglesslegolegolas@reddit

If you're wondering what it's like to fuck dudes, you're not 100% straight.

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crimsonpowder@reddit

Can’t know for sure. Once is a fluke. Twice is coincidence. Anon needs to bang at least 10 dudes to really know he’s straight.

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Athan11@reddit

Easy karma farming, this gets reposted every other week getting thousands of likes

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mikkelmattern04@reddit

*Sigh*

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temakirolls@reddit

"gayest thing you've ever read in your entire life"

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Brassboar@reddit

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WOLF1218@reddit

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SlimothyJ@reddit

The world would be a better place if more people gave it a shot.

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Captain_Bignose@reddit

>be me

>straight

>gayest shit I’ve ever read

>am I gay

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randomusername8360@reddit

Is everyone on 4chan gay?

Yes.

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ForumDuff@reddit

Based logic.

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Super_Ninja39@reddit

Scientific method says you should do multiple experiments. As well as having a control group

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git0ffmylawnm8@reddit

Fake: OP was bottoming

Gay:

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CGI42@reddit

Women can experiment with women, therefore men can experiment with men. That doesn't change what you're attracted to. You can get it up without being mentally into it. That's okay. Anon tried something and didn't like it. No need to assign labels to someone else.

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sudomeacat@reddit

Fake: anon is smart enough to know the scientific method

Gay: literally

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Gym_and_code@reddit

There is a russian saying which translates to "The first time you're not gay"

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modernhippy72@reddit

Gay

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IdioticZacc@reddit

I wake up

🔄

Theres another repost

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EuenovAyabayya@reddit

NSYNC has entered the chat

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SpiralSwagManHorse@reddit

>be me
>straight
>question sexuality
>decide to try it for once
>go on reddit and find a post that I could farm karma with
>I post (greentext ofc)
>it was kinda humiliating and cringe
>after
>decide that I tried it and liked it so therefore gay

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altofanaltthatisalt@reddit

Anon realizes that he’s attracted to feminine qualities

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OneWithFireball@reddit

Gay:I know what subreddit i'm on.

Real: Are we actually gonna repost it again and again along the "silly little boy boner" one?

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Turbulent-Till-3575@reddit

"i hate chocolate cake"
"do you? How could you know if youve never tried it?"
"I did try it, and i didnt like it."
"if you dont like chocolate cake, why did you eat it then?"
same logic applies

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