I mean, if two people say they don't like broccoli, and one of them tried it and hated it while the other had never eaten any, I'd probably think the former had a more legit opinion than the latter.
If two people say they don't like shit, and one of them tried it and hated it while the other had never tasted it, I'd know the latter is a smart guy that knows what he like and the former is a moron and a shit-eater.
Sexuality isn't comparable to the taste of a vegetable. For you to test it out you need to question your sexuality. A person perfectly comfortable with their sexuality doesn't doubt it or need to test it by having sex with different genders. In fact they'd be turned off by the idea itself. For a guy to be able to go all the way, taste the metaphorical broccoli as it were, they'd need to be less straight than those that are incapable.
Sexuality is a spectrum and some of y'all need to be okay with not being as straight as others, instead of trying to claim you're straighter than them for having had gay sex.
... As long as the relatable part doesn't include the guy tries to buy sex and exposes himself to the girl he is into after stalking her to find her routine? Sure!
... Like jokes aside this one guy has the whole manga beaten in weirdness to an uptenth degree
I would disagree. It is a good empirical test on theory, but he left too much room for sampling bias and generalization.
To make it more credible, he would have to fuck, i would say, at least 1000 men and even then it would be hard to say he is 100% straight, scientifically speaking.
Trying out an innocuous food like a vegetable has a waaaay way way lower threshold in attempt than taking a dick up your ass; both socially and in effort.
If you subscribe to this logic, none of you know for sure if you're attracted to children unless.... yeah.
Another day, another dodging of an obvious psyop ☺️
Threatening violence. My comment was about us humans having the ability to imagine what would happen if we do x therefor we dont neccesarily need to the x to find out. reddit doesnt like the example i gave about testing immortallity lmao.
ngl this is extremely fucking valid since shoving things up your ass hurts. For some people, it hurts a fucking lot. Even if is something that you like, something something tentacle banana fetishes. Sodomy is self violation. Being penetrated from anywhere in general hurts for the first time.
If jimmy didnt ever smoke a cigarette, does that make him any less cool? Nah it just means that he has better lungs. If jimmy never shoved a banana up his ass, he could clench his butthole hard and rip someone grapist’s banana off.
Let's face it, this post is the most luridly enticing thing you’ve encountered since you woke yesterday afternoon. Your first instinct was to upvote, but that wouldn't properly convey your absolute reverence for OP "coincidentally" capturing your 7th-grade parasocial fantasy. Engage with the comments you decide! That will provide the engagement boost you know this deserves.
But this can be an anonaly or anecdotal evidence. OP should have sex with at least 400 men to have a good statistical sampling of those experiences in order to draw any concrete conclusions.
I tried anal to see what all the hubbub was about by sticking a full size, saran wrapped, lotioned up Mag Lite about 7 inches up my ass and it hurt so much I was worried I punctured something.
I actually had a friend who did this exact thing. He invited a dude over from grindr to blow him and he said he didn't like it so that meant he was straight. I pushed him on how absurd that was and how he was probably at least bisexual. Trying to explain to him that under no circumstances will a straight man do what he did. He's like "no I'm 100% straight" and I just laughed at went "you are absolutely not 100% straight" lmao
Sorry you're being downvoted for posting clear and obvious truth. Straight men do not need to test their straightness. If you're wondering what it's like to fuck dudes, you're not 100% straight.
But he still went through with it. That apparently doesn't mean anything?? If you're actually straight and a man offers to blow you the correct response is to turn it down. If you go "eh maybe" then you are not straight.
I would not try this but tbh, its fine. How should you know if you don’t like something, if you don’t try it. If you are introgued by the thought…this man did some science for his self i guess
Women can experiment with women, therefore men can experiment with men. That doesn't change what you're attracted to. You can get it up without being mentally into it. That's okay. Anon tried something and didn't like it. No need to assign labels to someone else.
>be me
>straight
>question sexuality
>decide to try it for once
>go on reddit and find a post that I could farm karma with
>I post (greentext ofc)
>it was kinda humiliating and cringe
>after
>decide that I tried it and liked it so therefore gay
"i hate chocolate cake"
"do you? How could you know if youve never tried it?"
"I did try it, and i didnt like it."
"if you dont like chocolate cake, why did you eat it then?"
same logic applies
MrBobBuilder@reddit
I don’t need to have my leg blown off to know I wouldn’t let it
NotTheFuckingSpy@reddit
It's probably only way to be 100% sure.
DarkScorpion48@reddit
That is right. That is why I frequent gloryholes every Saturday. Just to make I don’t like sucking dicks
Proof-Sir3777@reddit (OP)
You make it sound like a training
DarkScorpion48@reddit
It’s not for fun. Im not gay
reds_til_i_die@reddit
You're just deeply closeted
assasin1598@reddit
So its an employment?
DarkScorpion48@reddit
Science
hoopsmagoop@reddit
Its for glory
mr_kangaroo@reddit
He's just making sure he doesn't run into one he likes
Real-Arachnid8671@reddit
Well he'll need the training if he finds out that he likes it.
avagrantthought@reddit
Hey M byatt, fancy seeing you here. By the way, next Sunday isn't good for me. How is 6:45 Saturday for you?
Send_Cake_Or_Nudes@reddit
The more you suck the more you expand your sample size. It's just science.
throwawayainteasy@reddit
I mean, if two people say they don't like broccoli, and one of them tried it and hated it while the other had never eaten any, I'd probably think the former had a more legit opinion than the latter.
leglesslegolegolas@reddit
nah, I know just from the smell that I wouldn't like it.
same goes for broccoli...
StanIsHorizontal@reddit
Smell is a decent indicator, but sometimes can definitely lead you astray
darklightmatter@reddit
If two people say they don't like shit, and one of them tried it and hated it while the other had never tasted it, I'd know the latter is a smart guy that knows what he like and the former is a moron and a shit-eater.
Sexuality isn't comparable to the taste of a vegetable. For you to test it out you need to question your sexuality. A person perfectly comfortable with their sexuality doesn't doubt it or need to test it by having sex with different genders. In fact they'd be turned off by the idea itself. For a guy to be able to go all the way, taste the metaphorical broccoli as it were, they'd need to be less straight than those that are incapable.
Sexuality is a spectrum and some of y'all need to be okay with not being as straight as others, instead of trying to claim you're straighter than them for having had gay sex.
throwawayainteasy@reddit
Oooh, sounds like someone is still in the closet and angry with themselves about it.
SpaceBug176@reddit
I swear its always this same exact analogy. It's kinda funny.
Meowza_V2@reddit
mauriciomeireles@reddit
Ah tsurezure children... Loved every single chapter
Meowza_V2@reddit
It was pretty entertaining and relatable. Haven't watched it in a while personally.
mauriciomeireles@reddit
... As long as the relatable part doesn't include the guy tries to buy sex and exposes himself to the girl he is into after stalking her to find her routine? Sure!
... Like jokes aside this one guy has the whole manga beaten in weirdness to an uptenth degree
SpaceBug176@reddit
Also what the hell is going on with her mouth? Is she wearing a mask or something?
Meowza_V2@reddit
Yeah she's a delinquent lol
SpaceBug176@reddit
Dw he just kissed another man.
Bears_On_Stilts@reddit
There's an old anecdote that says Hugh Hefner was interviewed during the height of the sexual revolution. "Hugh, is it true you go both ways?"
"Technically yes, but I only went down the other way long enough to turn around and go back."
typicalBACON@reddit
I would disagree. It is a good empirical test on theory, but he left too much room for sampling bias and generalization. To make it more credible, he would have to fuck, i would say, at least 1000 men and even then it would be hard to say he is 100% straight, scientifically speaking.
Drayenn@reddit
I mean youd have to try bottoming or sucking dick too.
Mylxen@reddit
not really, anon should have tried being a bottom too, maybe he likes that...
LawMurphy@reddit
Ok_Caterpillar7710@reddit
Legit
univrsll@reddit
Trying out an innocuous food like a vegetable has a waaaay way way lower threshold in attempt than taking a dick up your ass; both socially and in effort.
If you subscribe to this logic, none of you know for sure if you're attracted to children unless.... yeah.
Another day, another dodging of an obvious psyop ☺️
grillboy_mediaman@reddit
I agree, you don't know for sure until you've tried, this applies to everyone, you're not OBLIGATED to try but until you have you can't know for sure.
Zalar01@reddit
okay, who wants to repost this tomorrow?
Meowza_V2@reddit
Anon tested a hypothesis and has my respect.
mergelong@reddit
Anon needs to perform a control and fuck a woman
MR_DERP_YT@reddit
Mission failed
angelis0236@reddit
An impossible task
themaxtreetboys@reddit
He did infact poke it with his stick
all_time_high@reddit
all_time_high@reddit
TinySchwartz@reddit
The cat...it is evolving
CurtManX@reddit
But anon...is devolving.
Silent_Moose_5691@reddit
While the world
Is revolving
Level34MafiaBoss@reddit
Can you really devolve if you never evolved in the first place?
D15c0untMD@reddit
Lateral movement. Shit but in a different way
Gravelyy@reddit
More like degenerating
D15c0untMD@reddit
No the car was always lie this what are you talking about
oscarmike88@reddit
Shrinkflation smh my head, now even comments have half the cat
Laslo247@reddit
And so psyops
scoutpred@reddit
Mahou_Shoujo_B@reddit
Zombrexo@reddit
Dude got the same amount of Karma that I spent 12 years accumulating by posting a lit meme.
IrregularrAF@reddit
Karma maxing psy op
all_time_high@reddit
Brassboar@reddit
ikeepcomingbackhaha@reddit
Double that sweet sweet karma
vickera@reddit
Nice cat post bro
markbernman@reddit
im like super sleepy and thought "why psyop cat so big?"
WereAllMad@reddit
There’s two people.
Both tell you they don’t like strawberries.
One has tried a strawberry.
The other hasn’t.
Who are you believing?
thereal_omegavince@reddit
Something something gay
grawrant@reddit
Let's say hypothetically you had 2 friends
Friend number 1 has tried bananas and said he doesn't like them.
Friend number 2 has never tried bananas, says he doesn't like them.
Which friend is more valid?
Maleficent_Goal3392@reddit
RandumbStoner@reddit
*Let's say hypothetically you had 2 friends
Friend number 1 has shoved bananas up his ass and said he doesn't like them.
Friend number 2 has never shoved bananas up his ass, says he doesn't like them.
Which friend is more valid?*
I mean I'll still take friend number 2s word on it, I understand the thought process.
KitchenAd5997@reddit
[ Removed by Reddit ]
KitchenAd5997@reddit
bro wtf?
Good_Smile@reddit
What bullshit reason did they give you?
KitchenAd5997@reddit
Threatening violence. My comment was about us humans having the ability to imagine what would happen if we do x therefor we dont neccesarily need to the x to find out. reddit doesnt like the example i gave about testing immortallity lmao.
snowydays666@reddit
ngl this is extremely fucking valid since shoving things up your ass hurts. For some people, it hurts a fucking lot. Even if is something that you like, something something tentacle banana fetishes. Sodomy is self violation. Being penetrated from anywhere in general hurts for the first time.
If jimmy didnt ever smoke a cigarette, does that make him any less cool? Nah it just means that he has better lungs. If jimmy never shoved a banana up his ass, he could clench his butthole hard and rip someone grapist’s banana off.
StormOfFatRichards@reddit
Both are gay
snowydays666@reddit
they are kissing each other in my head rn
oMarlow99@reddit
can't see myself imagining that
IcyEntrepreneur89@reddit
Let's face it, this post is the most luridly enticing thing you’ve encountered since you woke yesterday afternoon. Your first instinct was to upvote, but that wouldn't properly convey your absolute reverence for OP "coincidentally" capturing your 7th-grade parasocial fantasy. Engage with the comments you decide! That will provide the engagement boost you know this deserves.
spuol@reddit
Let's say hypothetically you had 2 friends
Friend number 1 has tried bananas and said he doesn't want to try them.
Friend number 2 has never tried bananas, says he doesn't want to try them.
Which friend is more valid?
grawrant@reddit
The hypothetical implies I would have friends, so the whole argument is flawed, therefore invalid.
i_did_a_opsy@reddit
That’s why it’s a hypothetical
grifkiller64@reddit
You're a hypothetical person
gangrenous_bigot@reddit
But this can be an anonaly or anecdotal evidence. OP should have sex with at least 400 men to have a good statistical sampling of those experiences in order to draw any concrete conclusions.
Kodo_yeahreally@reddit
if drinking one beer doesn't make one alcoolic, then fucking one dude doesn't make one gay
PrincessYsera@reddit
Anon tried before he bought.
Moominz1@reddit
I tried anal to see what all the hubbub was about by sticking a full size, saran wrapped, lotioned up Mag Lite about 7 inches up my ass and it hurt so much I was worried I punctured something.
The anus is a designated unloading only zone.
Organic-Position-467@reddit
When two people say they don't like pizza, who would you trust more: the one who has tasted it or the one who hasn't
_heidin@reddit
Perfect logic. Straightest dudes knocked it after trying it.
PAMBOLI-SAMA@reddit
Pelinal was gay tho
Greatgg@reddit
Fake: Anon actually liked it Gay: see point 1
NoTouchy8008@reddit
> be me
> straight
*gayest shit you’ll hear all day*
It never fails
AaronYogur_t@reddit
A dude made him hard that's the only relevant part. Anons gay
Indicus124@reddit
He chose a feminine looking man so that could have carried long enough to start but not end
Hyperversum@reddit
Touching it enough is sufficient to give you an hardie regardless of the context. Sadly.
jatt135@reddit
Heck, a bad surge of hormones on the wrong time and you can get hard to pretty much anything
_praisethesun_@reddit
Agree
Indicus124@reddit
I think there are easier ways to see if your gay or not XD
Drafo7@reddit
Fake: anon has a picture of Pelinal Whitestrake, so he's obviously a virgin.
Gay: anon made up a fantasy in his head of fucking a guy even though no guy or girl will ever like him.
ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit
I actually had a friend who did this exact thing. He invited a dude over from grindr to blow him and he said he didn't like it so that meant he was straight. I pushed him on how absurd that was and how he was probably at least bisexual. Trying to explain to him that under no circumstances will a straight man do what he did. He's like "no I'm 100% straight" and I just laughed at went "you are absolutely not 100% straight" lmao
bustermagnus@reddit
He's right though.
ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit
Are you saying that the only reason some people aren't gay is because they haven't tried it?
DeliriumRostelo@reddit
1million percent yes lmao
bustermagnus@reddit
Yes
ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit
It makes him something lol
bustermagnus@reddit
Yeah a proponent of science
ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit
LMAOOOO I'm dead
leglesslegolegolas@reddit
Sorry you're being downvoted for posting clear and obvious truth. Straight men do not need to test their straightness. If you're wondering what it's like to fuck dudes, you're not 100% straight.
Sec_Chief_Blanchard@reddit
bro I'm 100% straight and I'd screw a dude if he looked enough like a woman
SynV92@reddit
That's gynesexual. (:
ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit
That, by definition, means you are not 100% straight
Sec_Chief_Blanchard@reddit
nuh uh
ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit
Yuh huh!
Meowza_V2@reddit
Your friend was bi-curious he tested his curiosity and realized he doesn't like men.
ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit
See this argument i can get behind
Meowza_V2@reddit
I just saw you guys arguing and wanted to make a point that not everything is as black and white as people make it out to be. 😂
untakenu@reddit
He decided he didn't like getting a blowjob from a man.
Certainly sounds straight. He's not gay, he's a scientist
ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit
But he still went through with it. That apparently doesn't mean anything?? If you're actually straight and a man offers to blow you the correct response is to turn it down. If you go "eh maybe" then you are not straight.
untakenu@reddit
He's super straight.
ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit
Like a paperclip
untakenu@reddit
That's fucking hilarious
ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit
Thank you lol
JustChillin3456@reddit
Don’t let these nerds gas light you
What he did was definitely not straight even if he didn’t like the outcome
AyFrancis@reddit
You friend is right and you're coping
ohmyfuckinggodhamlet@reddit
No, my friend is bisexual and he's the one coping lol
Theseus505@reddit
scooglecops@reddit
Anon choose Pelinal image the most gay genocidal dude there is
MetalUpstairs@reddit
Many such cases
Mycotoxicjoy@reddit
The age old saying
“Gotta suck a dick to find out you don’t like sucking dick”
SwyngDeLong@reddit
Now now, gotta try it two more times otherwise not scientifically proven
Freihl@reddit
Idk, think you should test again with someone who cleans their ass.
Gotta be sure, right?
BrilliantThought1728@reddit
But it’s gay to clean your ass
Freihl@reddit
Really good point, i'll go back to the drawing board on this one
frostninja23@reddit
OP is absolutely right. How can you know you're not gay if you've never had gay sex?
bad-bones@reddit
Idk man women do this all the time
Jag0tun3s@reddit
I would not try this but tbh, its fine. How should you know if you don’t like something, if you don’t try it. If you are introgued by the thought…this man did some science for his self i guess
leglesslegolegolas@reddit
If you are intrigued by the thought, then you are at least a little bit gay
Jag0tun3s@reddit
i don’t think so
leglesslegolegolas@reddit
If you're wondering what it's like to fuck dudes, you're not 100% straight.
crimsonpowder@reddit
Can’t know for sure. Once is a fluke. Twice is coincidence. Anon needs to bang at least 10 dudes to really know he’s straight.
Athan11@reddit
Easy karma farming, this gets reposted every other week getting thousands of likes
mikkelmattern04@reddit
*Sigh*
temakirolls@reddit
"gayest thing you've ever read in your entire life"
Brassboar@reddit
WOLF1218@reddit
SlimothyJ@reddit
The world would be a better place if more people gave it a shot.
Captain_Bignose@reddit
>be me
>straight
>gayest shit I’ve ever read
>am I gay
randomusername8360@reddit
Is everyone on 4chan gay?
Yes.
ForumDuff@reddit
Based logic.
Super_Ninja39@reddit
Scientific method says you should do multiple experiments. As well as having a control group
git0ffmylawnm8@reddit
Fake: OP was bottoming
Gay:
CGI42@reddit
Women can experiment with women, therefore men can experiment with men. That doesn't change what you're attracted to. You can get it up without being mentally into it. That's okay. Anon tried something and didn't like it. No need to assign labels to someone else.
sudomeacat@reddit
Fake: anon is smart enough to know the scientific method
Gay: literally
Gym_and_code@reddit
There is a russian saying which translates to "The first time you're not gay"
modernhippy72@reddit
Gay
IdioticZacc@reddit
I wake up
🔄
Theres another repost
EuenovAyabayya@reddit
NSYNC has entered the chat
SpiralSwagManHorse@reddit
>be me
>straight
>question sexuality
>decide to try it for once
>go on reddit and find a post that I could farm karma with
>I post (greentext ofc)
>it was kinda humiliating and cringe
>after
>decide that I tried it and liked it so therefore gay
altofanaltthatisalt@reddit
Anon realizes that he’s attracted to feminine qualities
OneWithFireball@reddit
Gay:I know what subreddit i'm on.
Real: Are we actually gonna repost it again and again along the "silly little boy boner" one?
Turbulent-Till-3575@reddit
"i hate chocolate cake"
"do you? How could you know if youve never tried it?"
"I did try it, and i didnt like it."
"if you dont like chocolate cake, why did you eat it then?"
same logic applies
Taco-Edge@reddit
To be sure try again but find a jacked dude and be the bottom
LurkersUniteAgain@reddit
Fake: straight
gay: do i even have t-
airfryerfuntime@reddit
This is one of the most reposted greentexts ever.
bergars@reddit
Did the same twice because the first guy was terrible. The second one was good, but then I realized even if it's good I didn't like it.
Therefore straight.
ZhakaraShirudo66@reddit
he tried it and said no, tha'ts more firm than an insecure guy
av123h@reddit
Empiricism is at least a little bisexual.
400asa@reddit
Yeah, because the Roman Empire took all its rizz from the Greeks. Who, then, were gay. This makes sense to me.
Tom_Browning@reddit
Anon applies the scientific method correctly
PJ_2005_01@reddit
True: anon used the scientific method
Straight: as proven by the scientific method
browsk@reddit
Girls have buttholes too. Gay
Rohen420@reddit
repost subhuman
Nadiadain@reddit
I guess there’s only one way to really find out
Proof-Sir3777@reddit (OP)
Definitely, would you do the same?
Nadiadain@reddit
I realised I was bi a while ago
SoulStar@reddit
It probably would’ve been straighter if he was the bottom. As a top, unless he used a drug, he’d have to be hard the whole time
SeingaltUNo@reddit
Stopped reading after straight. I knew where this was going. Anon is now married with two children, right?
Proof-Sir3777@reddit (OP)
I hope so..
RaidensReturn@reddit
Fake: Anon had an intimate moment with another human being
Gay: Anon wrote a story about fucking a dude
CurlSagan@reddit
Were they both dressed as knights? How hard is it to bang another dude in plate armor? I need to know the logistics.
WeaponH_@reddit
no amount of experimentetion can prove me right but a single experiment can prove me wrong.
keep going anon and find out.
UncleSugarShitposter@reddit
All I had to do was read the first two lines to know that the rest was going to be gay as fuck.
bovinecop@reddit
Most reposted greentext of all time
AbanaClara@reddit
Fake: had sex Gay: fucked a guy
oberstein123@reddit
fake: anon is straight
gay: anon topped another man
bratbarn@reddit
Real and gay af
lonevolff@reddit
Math checks out