What’s a completely normal sentence that somehow sounds threatening after midnight?

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Bossman_Mike@reddit

"Hi mate, you called about a washing machine repair, I'll be over at 4".

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EasyCheesecake1@reddit

'Hey mate, have you got a light?'

I was asked for a light by two men who had followed me down a side street who then tried to close me in against a wall but I barged passed the closest one and kept walking.

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Viv_84@reddit

I have your child. When finding a lost child/children. Use to live on the back of a special school. Found all sorts over the years in the back garden. Quite scary really.

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Ordinary_Area8737@reddit

“Would you like to order anything else before we close the kitchen?”

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StockKick4984@reddit

You're scared? I'm going to have to walk back alone.

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bunty66@reddit

Do you want me to cut that in half for you?

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Informal_Weather_151@reddit

'Look behind you' -id shit myself if I was outside at night or anywhere and someone told me to look behind myself

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lacb1@reddit

If you had a choice, would you prefer a boy or girl? Not that you get to choose of course.

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GeggingIn@reddit

Just off to the bank to withdraw some cash.

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Chemical-Lettuce2497@reddit

Wouldn't find that threatening, I'd be asking to come with because we deffo scoring

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lol this kinda happened to me but online. When I first made friends with someone we were playing a few games on a late sesh then they offered to order me breakfast… it was 3 am for me. We then established that we are in completely different time zones 😆

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What do you want?
What you looking at?
Do I know you?

Seems like questions are a lot more sinister at night.

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