If god had a nationality where do you think he’d be from?
Posted by Responsible_Trick466@reddit | AskBalkans | View on Reddit | 62 comments
I’ll go first: Swedish
Posted by Responsible_Trick466@reddit | AskBalkans | View on Reddit | 62 comments
I’ll go first: Swedish
Sekalino@reddit
According to Christians he’s Palestinian iirc
14PerunsThunder1389@reddit
Why would God be Swedish 😭
Responsible_Trick466@reddit (OP)
Because people ive known from sweden all were fair and peaceful
ahmet-chromedgeic@reddit
Just like the world he created?
Mark__78L@reddit
God didn't create "evil". Evil comes from the absence of God
Sector3_Bucuresti@reddit
Why would there be an absence of God, if God is almighty and all-knowing?
Frank_cat@reddit
Freedom of consciousness.
Sector3_Bucuresti@reddit
Fuck that. Everyone would give it up if it meant living in Heaven.
Frank_cat@reddit
Without consciousness how would you know you're living in heaven?
Cause consciousness is freedom.
There's a choice to be made.
Sector3_Bucuresti@reddit
That sounds like a group of guys thinking for centuries about how to spin some angles, to cover uncomfortable questions about religion. Like it actually happened. Where in the Bible does it say shit like consciousness is freedom? Or is it something some Church Champion wrote a long time ago to teach others how to reply to these questions?
Frank_cat@reddit
You got it all wrong.
What the bible says, is that you must want to be in the presence of God. That is the choice.
Consciousness is a one word answer I gave to you since this is not the place to seriously talk theology.
Are you interested in it? then do something about it. if not -which is your privilege - then this is apparent and no one would engage in a serious conversation.
For such major misconceptions and aphorisms you use dont expect much more than one word replies.
No one is willing to play the game: I'll say "X" you reply analytically, I respond "Y" (with out any serious effort), you reply with analysis etc.
That's an ego game/trip.
Sector3_Bucuresti@reddit
You talk about freedom of choice yet you parrot words written by someone else. Isn't that a form of mind control?
Frank_cat@reddit
see? that's what I was talking about!
I aint playing that game.
Best wishes to you.
Karamazovakis@reddit
You are even biblically wrong. The serpent told Eve that if she eats from the apple she'll become like God «knowing good and evil». So evil was definitely created by God.
Frank_cat@reddit
And the Serpent is the deceiver, the source of all lies.
Eve believed the serpent and what was the outcome?
Did you miss that part?
Karamazovakis@reddit
The outcome was that she was punished with painful child birth. Was that good or evil? I wouldn't call that good.
Frank_cat@reddit
LOL
This aint 4th (school grade) match.
So I won't answer due to lack of any seriousness.
Better for you do dig a bit deeper into things you obviously do know, before commenting on them.
Anyway bbye!
Karamazovakis@reddit
Thanks for acknowledging that I indeed do know lol. Γλώσσα λανθάνουσα τα αληθή λέγει checks out
My comment was serious except for the last part. You on the other hand didn't make any effort, both your comments were just condescending. So you're not in a position to talk about seriousness.
Goodbye.
Frank_cat@reddit
Talk to the hand: 🤏
macellan@reddit
Longer vacations.
Live-Imagination1350@reddit
Whο god?
SecretHumanDacopat@reddit
4th dimension
Nikolathefox6@reddit
Gospod e Bulgarin
determine96@reddit
Господ е българин !
Techteam200@reddit
Well, he was in 1994... At least until the semi-finals :
painecumaioneza@reddit
Romanian, because clearly the garden of Eden was somewhere in Romania.
Source: trust me, bro
Hopeful_Addition7834@reddit
Hungarian.
All jokes aside, there is a theory that Israel and Parthia had the same/similar royal succession line, so Jesus Christ was a prince in Parthia, and those people were among the founders of Hungary, so Jesus Christ could be a legit king of Hungary.
When the Eucharist/Sacrament makes us the sibling of Christ in a way through getting his body and blood. In Hungarian language: body + blood = sibling
Hungarians have the highest rate of olympic gold medals per capita, are are the best sabre fighters on the planet by far. Also have one of the highest rates of Nobel prize winners per capita, and invented much of automotive and electric stuff and founded Hollywood.
Hopeful_Addition7834@reddit
There is this (kind of alufoil hat) theory that there is a planet called Sirius, where the aliens taught humans to Mathematical knowledge through Hungarian language, and the word 'Magyar' comes from 'mag', meaning 'seed', and the greedy people conspired against Hungary to take this knowledge and Hungary became the Christ of nations.
DocGerbill@reddit
Clearly she's Jewish.
bruhmanbruuh@reddit
In Dogma movie, God was a woman too.
WinstonSmith27@reddit
God Would be From United Nations.
Both addresses all people but does nothing.
WinstonSmith27@reddit
You didn't specify the god. So my guess about Kim Jong Un would be North Korea.
Young_Owl99@reddit
We are more used to the god description in Islam than Christianity. So let’s look at what we have.
It is all powerful.
You have to believe in it, it is the simple biggest sin to reject him.
You need to pray for it regularly.
Hmm I don’t you guys but that reminded me the US more than any place
Keep in mind that I am Agnostic myself and my comment is purely for entertainment.
Sector3_Bucuresti@reddit
So the US Dollar
amazingamy19@reddit
God is a Serb.
Responsible_Trick466@reddit (OP)
Yeah and his name is probably Milosevic 🫠
NebelNator_427@reddit
No way! Милошевић was at the war criminal trial for several years and he got what he deserved. God sent him straight to hell👌
Responsible_Trick466@reddit (OP)
A prison cell is ‘all he deserved’ ? Id have better ideas but ok.
SerbianMonies@reddit
That is what the Hague deemed fit for him
NebelNator_427@reddit
Uhm no I think he died during the trial time due to a heart attack didn't he?
some_randomdude1@reddit
This
BialaTrojkatnaMaska@reddit
🙏🏻
NebelNator_427@reddit
Да конечно бог из самой хорошей страны, Србии. Бог српского рода🙏🏻🙏🏻🇷🇸🇷🇸
Ceionius@reddit
Небеса су наша.
amazingamy19@reddit
🙏🇷🇸🙏🇷🇸🙏🇷🇸
Vegetable_Emotion278@reddit
You meant to say Bulgarian, I forgive you.
14PerunsThunder1389@reddit
Bog je Srbin i on će nas čuvati
amazingamy19@reddit
🇷🇸
Сви већ знају.
cameliap@reddit
Obligatory "Господ е Българин" - God is a Bulgarian - reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T17byqYaedU&t=164s
cyanopsittaspixiiiii@reddit
God is Kurdish bro my Kurdish buddy from school asked him trust
ajk21aek@reddit
Narnia or middle earth or westeros or someplace like that
euxenios-svartahaf@reddit
As a Turk I say he would be a Phyrigian
CGMarko@reddit
It makes no sense. Nations are fake reptilian constructs. Primordial beings and deities don't have a nationality.
Karamazovakis@reddit
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Responsible_Trick466@reddit (OP)
Well, people form nations and they have common charachteristics .
NebelNator_427@reddit
He'd be Vaticanese ofc
hiperf1@reddit
Ethiopia
Responsible_Trick466@reddit (OP)
Somalia more likely
RandomRavenboi@reddit
Israel.
Responsible_Trick466@reddit (OP)
God of war lol
trisul-108@reddit
In Christianity, God is a Jew born in the Kingdom of Judah, which is today in the West Bank part of the State of Palestine.
Atactos@reddit
Or British or Roman