Were you listening to Mr. Pink's story?
Posted by mrconstantfuckup@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 39 comments
Posted by mrconstantfuckup@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 39 comments
VVOLFVViZZard@reddit
I was not tipping…
bigbird_eats_kids@reddit
I am the walrus?
Shut_It_Donny@reddit
Every time a table gets waited upon in this fair city, I have to tip the person?
mrconstantfuckup@reddit (OP)
Donny, please.
dhlthecobra@reddit
Mr. Cabot draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Mr. Pink.
duh_nom_yar@reddit
You're not Mr. Lebowski. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Lebowski. You're The Dude.
Her_name--is_Mallory@reddit
Why do I have to be The Dude?!
duh_nom_yar@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Mr. Pink
draynay@reddit
You piss on my rug in a dream, you better wake up and apologize
RepeatSpiritual8108@reddit
The tipping is not the issue here!
Ancient_Composer9119@reddit
Now fork over a dollar!
duh_nom_yar@reddit
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine
Botosi5150@reddit
Toby? Toby Wong?
No. Like I said, Woo peed on my rug.
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
You’re not Wong, you’re just an asshole.
duh_nom_yar@reddit
I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear...
YoureALebowski@reddit
I’m just gonna find a cash machine.
duh_nom_yar@reddit
I don't tip
tf2ftw@reddit
The chinaman is not the issue here
duh_nom_yar@reddit
Fucking Charlie Chan...
Snatchl@reddit
So racially Joe’s pretty cool ?
LawrenceSellers@reddit
Why am I Mr. Pink?
HistoricalMidnight8@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Mr. Pink.
MachewWV@reddit
Mr Pink, you’re out of your element.
duh_nom_yar@reddit
Someone's throwin' rocks tonight and I wanna know whose name is on the ball.
JustTheBeerLight@reddit
Do you see what happens Mr Orange? Do you see what happens? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
duh_nom_yar@reddit
All these nihilists are scaring the shit out of me, Walter!
duh_nom_yar@reddit
Mr. Lebowski is just gonna decide, out of the fucking blue, to rip us off? Why don't you tell me what really happened?
aaalllouttabubblegum@reddit
Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here.
duh_nom_yar@reddit
Stop pointing that gun at my special lady friend!
Frankenhoofer@reddit
Mr Pink can't watch us plan the robbery or he has to tip $100.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
Sir, this is a family restaurant.
Denver-Ski@reddit
Excuse me, *Dear*??
ryzhkov_214@reddit
It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
thebenn@reddit
I don't think buddy Holly is much of a waiter
tf2ftw@reddit
This is a family restaurant
Chernobwontfallout@reddit
Oh, please dear!
ad-tom-music@reddit
Forget about the f***ing tip
Fluffy-Locksmith-678@reddit
Please tell me you got the diamonds?
Nope. My dirty laundry dude. The whites
lukethedukehandy@reddit
Tony uncle Al