The Xmas gift I needed as a kid even though I had no one to call…my parents said no.
Posted by Waiting2Sneeze@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 15 comments
BulimicMosquitos@reddit
Anyone one else have a dream about a weird naked Indian and Jim Morrison?
Accadius@reddit
I just attributed it to drinking too much jolt cola
FoppyRETURNS@reddit
PatchworkGirl82@reddit
I didn't even like football, but I wanted that football phone
What_Up_82@reddit
Wasn't there a shoe phone at one point? I think my uncle may have had one.
DegTrader@reddit
Pretty sure that phone was the primary cause of all our childhood structural damage and early-onset carpel tunnel.
radioflea@reddit
I was gifted one of these a little over a decade ago and it still could make calls so naturally I called Sports Illustrated and asked if they wanted to buy it back.
Sufficient_Creme_240@reddit
noelesque@reddit
Jim Morrison was right!
Johhnynumber5ht2a@reddit
I wanted one of these bad boys.
Anxious-Cupcake-84@reddit
If I find a Garfield while thrifting, I'm getting a landline again.
edasto42@reddit
When I was in my freshman year of college we had a fascination with those giant three man slingshots. We would usually launch some kind of food (eggs, pudding cups, yogurt) at a billboard. But one night a friend wanted to launch stuff at his old school. So we loaded up bags of random stuff. One of the things was a football phone. Ended up shooting that thing on the roof of the school.
That night ended up with us hiding from cops in a tube slide
_____AMOK_____@reddit
Broke so quickly
LandBetweenTheCakes@reddit
I pretended to be friends with Fartin’ Martin for FOUR YEARS because his family had a football phone in their den
Sufficient-Quote-431@reddit
You are better off they were cheap and they were breaking half pretty easily