Anon goes on a date

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I bet he orated that entire green text to her and she thought it was a good idea

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She did a wallet biopsy when he paid the uber driver and realised he wouldn't be able to support her 20 relatives.

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Failed to get a piece of ass.

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Is this some sort of degenerate, sexpat joke that i'm too stuck in my mom's basement to understand?

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Sexpat?

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Sex + expat

Passport bros

Balding/social stunted white men who travel to east asia for cheap/easy poon

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Oh hahaha I don't think so. I think Anon just got stood up mid date with a girl saying to the Uber driver to fuck off the second anon closed the door

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Understandable. Have a nice thread.

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Lmfao rekt

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Shrekt

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Got it goin' like a turbo Vette

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Funny, we don't hear if OP looked like his pics.

Or if OP smelled like his pics might imply (clean).

Or how OP behaved despite describing as looking like a donkey in the post.

What's the bet OP got all cagey and shut down when he saw her, and she got bad vibes and got spooked.

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Lmao adding salt to the wound