A competition for athletes using performance reducing drugs.
Posted by P0Rt1ng4Duty@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 9 comments
It's like the olympics, but athletes must be under the influence of a performance reducing drug during each event. Alcohol is the obvious choice but if a contestant chooses nitrous oxide, salvia, or anything that gives them a real disadvantage then it can be approved.
The substance must be consumed to a degree that it actually inhibits the athlete.
It would be difficult to recruit olympic level athletes but that's really who you need for it.
Can a person who fell down on their face for the first 90 seconds of the race recover in time to beat someone who drank half a gallon of whiskey an hour ago?
Let's find out!
sonicjesus@reddit
Sponsored by Thorazine.
s2k_guy@reddit
It’s called the enhanced games and it’s coming to Vegas.
P0Rt1ng4Duty@reddit (OP)
Those are performance enhancing drugs. That's the opposite of my suggestion.
s2k_guy@reddit
There I go failing at basic reading comprehension… lol
zealoSC@reddit
Sounds like darts is the sport for you
Neat-Calligrapher178@reddit
That’s called the Olympics!
Konklar@reddit
do a search for the Beer Marathon.
P0Rt1ng4Duty@reddit (OP)
I don't think alcohol alone takes it far enough but I do appreciate their enthusiasm.
I_might_be_weasel@reddit
Have teams running a relay while the athletes of the same competing nations do a biathlon all at the same time. Except instead of rifles they have dart guns loaded with tranquilizers and when they get to the bottom of the hill they have to try to shoot the other countries' runners to slow them down.