Well how about that lol
Posted by TheScribe86@reddit | Firearms | View on Reddit | 54 comments
Posted by TheScribe86@reddit | Firearms | View on Reddit | 54 comments
AlphaTangoFoxtrt@reddit
They are the same sentence.
NJCERKA@reddit
Jokes on you. I carry with one in my wiener
TheScribe86@reddit (OP)
THIS IS MY RIFLE
NJCERKA@reddit
THIS IS MY GUN
NoOnesSaint@reddit
(IT DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THE TEXT BUT)
ONE IS FOR HUNTING
NJCERKA@reddit
ONE SHOOTS MORE THAN JUST CUM
NoOnesSaint@reddit
I'M A KINKY MOTHERFUCKER I SWING MY DICK AROUND BUKKAKE HELICOPTER I JIZZ ALL OVER TOWN I BLOCK OUT ALL THE SUNLIGHT WITH MY ENDLESS LOADS OF SPUNK IF YOU THINK I'M A MENACE JUST WAIT UNTIL I'M DRUNK!
TheScribe86@reddit (OP)
https://i.redd.it/wnrtdf7ymh4h1.gif
Teboski78@reddit
“Gimme your wallet!”
*WHIPS OUT PENIS & slaps a rope of jizz onto the mugger in 1.13 seconds flat*
TopHatGorilla@reddit
Ah, a sound(ing) strategy.
NJCERKA@reddit
The never see it cumming
VanillaIce315@reddit
The firearm community sure spends a lot of time fixated on other men’s cocks.
wiscopunk@reddit
Comes with the territory
VanillaIce315@reddit
True. Here I thought anti gunners were the only ones wishing tiny weiners on gun owners
Lampwick@reddit
I think there's a difference. Men in general joke about wiener size all the time, it's not just the firearms community. Anti-gun people are doing something else. They're using it to say only insecure men like guns, and they're not joking.
Possible_Ad_4094@reddit
Por que no los dos?
V-DaySniper@reddit
Hey thanks, I appreciate it.
VanillaIce315@reddit
😂 no thanks necessary. I’m just your friendly neighborhood genitalia genie
GrillinFool@reddit
So given a wish, the first thing you think of is other dudes dongs. Seems to say a lot more about you than whether people are chambered or not.
fuppedduck2@reddit
You couldn’t hit the broadside of a joke if it had it’s balls on your chin.. or however the saying goes
GrillinFool@reddit
First dongs, now balls on guys chins. You definitely are obsessed with dudes junk. Come out of the closet already. We won’t judge
PutridPut9971@reddit
You think about cock a lot in your free time?
the_voivode@reddit
Does it count if it's a .22 short?
TheScribe86@reddit (OP)
How did u know lol
the_voivode@reddit
Berretta 950 for the win.
goat-head-man@reddit
/r/MouseGuns for men of fine taste and short ... rounds.
MCE85@reddit
Jokes on you, i carry with one in the chamber and i got a small weiner.
TheInevitableLuigi@reddit
Not all people with small weiners carry without one in the chamber.
But all people who carry without one in the chamber have small wieners.
PrimaryPiglet2357@reddit
Hey look on the bright side! AIWB is less bothersome. ;)
TheRealF8bringer@reddit
Nah, the fat gut from being overweight counteracts it for me.
bitofgrit@reddit
If you do it right, the gut is both concealment and retention.
MCE85@reddit
How do you think i lost half of it?
Effective-Client-756@reddit
P320?
PrimaryPiglet2357@reddit
; - ; R.I.P.
NoOnesSaint@reddit
Are... we not carrying to compensate?
Teboski78@reddit
I have a respectably sized wiener with a monolithic hollow point staring at it 24/7 encased by steel and kydex so this checks out
RedshirtBlueshirt97@reddit
I tend to think weiner size correlates with gun size. Thats why i carry i micro springfield hellcat
V-DaySniper@reddit
Jokes on you my small weiner carries with one in the chamber.
youy23@reddit
Shot your tip off and trying to feel better about it?
Plus_Interaction_516@reddit
HA! I appendix carry and shot my dick off.
real-one67@reddit
Jokes on you, I keep the slide back, weiner in the chamber, first sign of trouble and I send the slide home next thing is the attacker calls an ambulance for me.
BroseppeVerdi@reddit
I believe that's called "Condition D"
BroseppeVerdi@reddit
Joke's on you, I carry my P320 with one in the chamber and I no longer have a wiener.
chantsnone@reddit
You think that’s bad? I just carry around an empty gun!
Slight_Mammoth2109@reddit
That’s such a weird wish
osoatwork@reddit
I don't really go around thinking about other men's genetalia, but you do you.
NJCERKA@reddit
Something someone who carries with an empty chamber would say
ratmanmedia@reddit
To clarify, it would still be average… right…? 😅
TheScribe86@reddit (OP)
Y-yeah...
Zimi231@reddit
Jokes on you, my weiner carries the chamber
Independent_Ad_7941@reddit
Jokes on you, I carry my wiener in the chamber
TopHatGorilla@reddit
Joke's on you. I carry with my weiner in the chamber.
TheScribe86@reddit (OP)
4D chess right here
DisagreeableMale@reddit
Jokes on you, I had a small wiener before you made the wish.