That (Premier Estates?) red wine advert with the strategically placed glass in front of an attractive dark-haired woman in an ivory dress describing the wine directly to you.

'So full of earth and spice',

Cut to medium shot of the woman revealing she's standing behind a low counter or table. She places the half-full wine glass on counter directly in front of her midrift whilst making her points to camera, supposedly not noticing the exact location of the glass, the red wine in stark dark contrast to the dress colour behind, and what the triangular shape of the wine in the glass could be suggestive of.

'Australia jumps right out of the glass: Some say you can actually taste the bush'.

Cue awkward realisation of glass location and suggested double-entendre, quickly pick up glass, exit stage right.

I don't know if it was ever released on TV, I think it might have been but only for a week or so, a UK Ford Street KA advert.

The set up is there's a medium shot from some trees of a new black Ford Street KA in right profile parked in the kerb across the road, with a pigeon on a branch in the tree in the foreground. The pigeon takes flight directly towards the KA, is if to land on it. As the pigeon crosses the bonnet, the bonnet violently opens hitting and stunning the pigeon, which then arcs and falls left, into the road, and remains inert. The bonnet slowly closes, and the tag line appears, 'The new Ford Street KA: The KA:s Evil Twin'. Fade to black.

I know it went viral online, and I think it did air on TV, but there was quite a backlash on the second ad on the same theme involving a cat and a sunroof, and it was either pulled or never showed.

Can anyone else confirm if they aired or has the Internet altered my memory?