Anon watches Elf
Posted by Clarkinator69@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 23 comments
Posted by Clarkinator69@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 23 comments
Thendrail@reddit
At what age do kids learn to seperate reality from fiction? I think anon might not yet be allowed to post on 4chan...
ChoiceFudge3662@reddit
Or he’s like Chris Chan and just never learned
Reading_username@reddit
Anecdotes aren't data but... the height pill isn't a free pass.
HamBlamBlam@reddit
What Anon left out is that Will Ferrell’s character has his dick hanging out most of the time and dude is packing.
baudmiksen@reddit
a 6'3" rape dwarf
Arstanishe@reddit
Hugrid?
baz4k6z@reddit
Have you tried not being introverted ? That's probably the problem here (/s)
Reading_username@reddit
Was gonna try that next after hitting the gym and getting a haircut
Ssyynnxx@reddit
>do nothing
>"well nothing happened so obviously everyone else is wrong"
Successful_Bee_1292@reddit
Thought it was Fallout 4
qtquazar@reddit
OP completely discounts fashion sense. Main film chad peacocking hard, peahens respect.
Sethleoric@reddit
The big white man is wanted by Canadian police btw.
Malvastor@reddit
Why haven't you taken the elfpill /b/ros?
girlgamerpoi@reddit
I know it's a movie but white males look down on their good lookingness a lot.
Johny_Ricoh@reddit
Is the movie any good? I havent watched it because it looks awful.
Shonnyboy500@reddit
It’s my favorite Christmas movie. It may not be exactly aesthetic but it’s a fun movie.
strawbery_fields@reddit
Man favorite? Over Muppet Christmas Carol, Christmas Vacation, Home Alone, Bad Santa, Nightmare Before Christmas, or Love Actually?!
Elf is like a c-tier Christmas movie at best.
LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit
Decent flick, pretty funny, and Zooey Deschanel is adorable AF in it.
Masters2500@reddit
It's good, it's not just will ferrell screaming he's an elf, it is funny
Clarkinator69@reddit (OP)
It's a decent Christmas movie. I like it.
DEEP_SEA_MAX@reddit
Calling Zooey Deschanel from 2003 a “9/10” is the most porn-brained neckbearded take of this entire post.
LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit
Logically, from Buddy's point of view, she's a 9/10 XD
nEwBiEKC@reddit
It's over