he was talking about the shit peeking out of his ass
Posted by Alarmed-Risk7885@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 31 comments
Posted by Alarmed-Risk7885@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 31 comments
Brief-Luck-6254@reddit
He wasn't talking about the weather
9bjames@reddit
rishi255@reddit
Me after one puff of a cig
85K5@reddit
One sip of coffee and one puff, name a deadlier combo.
Super_Raccoon_2890@reddit
Red Lobster.
BoiTarantado@reddit
Not exactly a combi
Super_Raccoon_2890@reddit
Doesn't have to be
trenbologni@reddit
Chipotle
ISwearImAnonymous@reddit
He meant the runs
BoosherCacow@reddit
When I was in my 20's I moved from Wisconsin to Salt Lake City. Back then there was a caravan of non-Mormons who would drive to Evanston, WY for liquor runs and stock up due to the draconian laws for liquor at that time in Utah.
Our very first trip we were driving through town looking for a liquor store and realized we were hungry, pulled into a Pizza Hut restaurant and went in, ate and left. As we walked out, right across the parking lot was a small, dilapidated building surrounded by a dirt lot. Like the parking lot ended and wilderness began and here was this building. It looked like a shed. And outside the door was a cowboy, and I mean a genuine cowboy standing with his back against the store next to the door, one boot up sole against the wall and thumbs in his belt loop. He looked about 70 and his skin looked like sandblasted leather. I swear there was sand in the creases of his face.
So we walk to our car and are jumping in when the cowboy's eye catches mine. I nodded slightly and he tipped the brim of his cowboy hat at us. I thought it was some sort of LARP thing it was so cliche.
Anyway we drive off and find a liquor store in the same plaza, and while we were there I asked about the "cowboy" at that shed. Apparently he was no LARPer. The guy was some sort of local legend and was almost 100 years old. The shed he was by was the last vestige of his family's ranch that had been there since the mid 1800's and he still did farrier work out of it. They said he was just like a picturebook cowboy and he loved and lived that life and everyone looked at him like a living legend, a fairy tale.
I wish I could remember his name. He was one of the coolest motherfuckers I had ever seen and it's been 30+ years and I STILL want to be that cowboy. Not the cowboy part, but the being all of one piece part, picking a path and loving it and embracing it fully.
chengiz@reddit
May not be fake. Definitely gay.
theseustheminotaur@reddit
This is just what old cowboys say when they've got to shit
WASTELAND_RAVEN@reddit
Real shit? Real, shit? Real shit.
TheWonderSnail@reddit
Real eyes realize real lies
breakfasteveryday@reddit
10/10 title
The dude abides
Cloudwolfxii@reddit
So literally anywhere in Wyoming, got it.
SturmGizmo@reddit
Maybe old cowboy guy meant thunder in a non-literal way. Maybe Anon just likes old cowboy guys and hold onto the memory for that reason.
Luke22_36@reddit
it was a metaphor
_sky12@reddit
Fake: thunder never rolled in Gay: something something brokeback mountain
delet_yourself@reddit
Maybe the thunder was the shit he was brewing
StinkingBadge@reddit
Probably just went home to take a shit
S4l47@reddit
Whom can you trust anymore in this world if not drunk old men with cowboy hats?
spacecate@reddit
Alex Jones
xkgrey@reddit
cheese0muncher@reddit
WTF happened?
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit
The thunder is probably happening in his pants tbh.
SpartyVon@reddit
The man’s name was Thunder
FollowingSuitable941@reddit
The most legendary exit in bar history and it was completely meaningless
alopec@reddit
He was the thunder rolling in, went home to beat his wife
CactusPhD@reddit
Fake: the thunder Gay: wearing a cowboy outfit
_BlANK19_@reddit
Maybe the thunder is the friends we made along the way