Family left for the weekend, you know what that means. Dubious looking lightly blended vegetable slop for me and myself only.

Posted by blender-enthusiast@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 8 comments

Contains half a kilo of broccoli with the stem, half a giant leek, caramelized red onion, canned peas and mixed with about half a box of Hollandaise sauce. Added sliced sausage bits because I forgot to thaw chicken yesterday. This time not eaten directly out of the pot only because it's too wide.

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Flanguru@reddit

Just turn the lights off and serve it with some rice or something.

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blender-enthusiast@reddit (OP)

The visuals are part of the slop experience, I will eat it proudly in broad daylight, as long as my family doesn't stop me.

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kaptaincorn@reddit

Is it spiced in anyway?

I don't deny the flavoring power of dry hollandaise sauce but it seems like some paprika could really bring this together

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blender-enthusiast@reddit (OP)

I might be the same color as the Hollandaise sauce but I do season my food, trust me.

Plenty of black pepper, herbal pepper, ground habanero, mushroom powder, minced garlic, herbes de Provence, probably added a dash of something random from the spices cabinet too but can't remember. I usually add a few teaspoons of turmeric powder (and paprika too actually) to almost every meal but this time decided against it, purely so I wouldn't dye everything orange again. Wanted it to stay green.

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