discovered how to make the best egg mayo sandwich of my life

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RodJaneandFreddy5@reddit

Add chopped up tomatoes and it’s called a seaside sandwich where I come from.

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froggothegod@reddit

I actually agree on the untoasted white bread for an egg sandwich.

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kurly-bird@reddit

Shite white is the way to go for sure. It has to stick to the roof of your mouth a little bit

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AntisocialDick@reddit

Next time, go with potato bread. Same effect with the roof of the mouth, but just a better bread overall.

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littlebugonreddit@reddit

ABSOLUTELY!! Especially when the rest of the sandwhich is super flavorful, the bread helps dial it back a bit to let your taste buds actually enjoy it all

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NickySnowflake@reddit

Sourdough too hard, the egg mayo squelches out the sides every bite.

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SL13377@reddit

Try Kewpie mayo next time. You'll thank me later

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-WilliamMButtlicker_@reddit

Tbf in the UK its called an Egg Mayo Sandwhich. We shun the word salad where possible.

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M0rgarella@reddit

This from the makers of beans on toast

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Alt4Norm@reddit

You ever had beans on toast, mate? Fucking delish.

Now you don’t wanna be using your weird baked beans, you want the tried and tested Great British Beans.

Slowly cook a tin of baked beans, add a bit of salt n pep. Grill some fucking bread (Think you lads call it broil) add some cheddar, grill a bit longer. Plate that slag up, add her beans then either finish with some Worcestershire Sauce or Brown Sauce (you chaps call it HP sauce)

I think the standard way is to bean the bread then add cheese and grill. But that’s messier than what I’ve just told ya.

Your bread is too sweet and so are your barbecuey beans. It just wouldn’t work.

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CinemaDork@reddit

Native Americans invented baked beans. They're not weird. 🤷

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Alt4Norm@reddit

What a strange comment.

Just because someone did something first doesn’t mean it’s not weird. I assume you’re using intestines for condoms then?

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M0rgarella@reddit

I do love brown sauce

It reminds me a bit of shit on a shingle

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Alt4Norm@reddit

Reminds you of what?

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M0rgarella@reddit

Basically meat gravy on toast

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TouchGraceMaidenless@reddit

Think you lads call it broil

You mean toast?

You chaps call it HP sauce

Bro what are you talking about?

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Alt4Norm@reddit

No. You don’t want to fucking put cheese in the toaster. Are you bloody mental ya div? I meant what I said.

If you do t know what HP sauce is, you could have just googled it something. Want me to wipe yer arse for ya too fella?

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S3XWITCH@reddit

I’ve had beans on toast in Australia. It was sad and not good. Maybe the British version is better but I doubt it.

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Alt4Norm@reddit

I can’t comment on Australian beans as I’ve never been (bean) there. But I do know that US bread and US beans are not right for this dish.

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Cryz-SFla@reddit

Aka, open face bean salad sandwich

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automator3000@reddit

But if you want to make it sound less appealing, go ahead and call it an egg and mayonnaise sandwich.

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AliBelle1@reddit

Just what we call it in the UK, calling it a salad when it contains none of the elements of a salad is bizarre.

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Mediocre-Contest7558@reddit

So potato salad and macaroni salad doesn't exist over there ?

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Liam_021996@reddit

Potato salad, yes. It is from Germany. Macaroni salad - No. Sounds vile

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vyrus2021@reddit

How about fruit salad. Also you just admitted that you accept potato salad as a "salad" so you need to re-examine your position.

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Mediocre-Contest7558@reddit

Lmao thank you ! I let that one go. I wanted to point it out tho lmao

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Mediocre-Contest7558@reddit

I was literally just curious to if its over there of if that is what is called as well lol. Macaroni salad is just like potato but well with macaroni noodles instead lol. It's actually pretty good if made right

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Liam_021996@reddit

It's called pasta, not noodles. Why do Americans call every noodles? It just looks like a unhealthy version of a pasta salad

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Doesnt_fuck_fish@reddit

Mate, it really does not matter if someone from another country uses a different word than you to describe something.

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Liam_021996@reddit

It matters when they claim the to speak English

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Mediocre-Contest7558@reddit

It's called both lol.. regatoni, spaghetti, ramen , all noodles lol and also pasta. Why would I say "it has macaroni pasta in it" ? Just sounds weird to me because i grew up with spaghetti noodle and ramen noodles and regatoni noodles and macaroni noodles. And macaroni salad is just mayo , celery, pickle (i like it in mine anyway), noodles , mustard. People can have different words for things especially in different countries so you don't need to tell someone how they need to use a word either. Just sayin

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JimmyAirbourne@reddit

Does Mac and cheese become a salad in the fridge?

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brandnewbanana@reddit

No, because that’s cooked in the cheese. This is cold noodles, onions, and whatever else you want, tossed in a dressing of mayo, mustard, relish, salt and pepper. A lot of people add it to a veggie salad, but it’s also good on its own.

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Mediocre-Contest7558@reddit

Idk what the hell your talking about but nobody mentioned mac and cheese lol

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TheGoldenCowTV@reddit

Pasta salad is very much a thing in most of Europe and originates in Italy just so you know

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Liam_021996@reddit

Yeah but not whatever the fuck that shite is

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WantAllMyGarmonbozia@reddit

I wonder if anyone makes rice salad? 🤔

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Mediocre-Contest7558@reddit

I don't but it's indeed a thing lmao. Usually rice , veggies, nuts and a dressing lmaooo

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BlampCat@reddit

I grew up hearing it called an egg salad sandwich in NI!

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wateryonions@reddit

Thinking “salad” only means “garden salad” is bizarre and hilarious. It’s literally a salad by definition lmfao

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Musashi10000@reddit

The hell is a 'garden' salad?

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universe_unconcerned@reddit

Leafy greens and such

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Temporary-Whole3305@reddit

Salad is when drowned in mayo, you just don’t understand healthy eating over there

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SailAwayMatey@reddit

What the fuck you on about saying "over there"

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MF_Doomed@reddit

The US I imagine. I know we have quite a few variations of salads without any foundational salad elements

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SailAwayMatey@reddit

Love the username mate.

I did somewhat assume he meant England. Gotta fight for it a bit lol. Can't be having my American cousins giving me grief without giving a bit back 😂

British humour doesn't read well also, the shit I've had over jokes today is unreal lol. Oh well, fuck you all, Im drunk, sun tanned and life is okay

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drifloony@reddit

Is “over there” not a place where someone currently isn’t?

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goingtoclowncollege@reddit

In central and eastern Europe many salads are mayo heavy.

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7-SE7EN-7@reddit

In the UK they have salad cream, which isn't dissimilar from mayo. Not sure how often they use it as a dressing though

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goingtoclowncollege@reddit

Salad cream is so weird and as a Brit I never liked it. I don't even know what it's for and would not put it in a salad but I guess people maybe do for egg mayo salads, potato salads. Or as a sauce.

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cassidyconor@reddit

Russian salad entered the chat.

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goingtoclowncollege@reddit

Which is called Olivier salad in former soviet union. Attributed to a french guy.

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Musashi10000@reddit

I mean, I grew up just calling them 'egg sandwiches'.

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TheGoldenCowTV@reddit

Exactly not a single shrimp is seen in this picture

Brought to you by swedish salads

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Dude-man-guy@reddit

Nobody tell this dude about macaroni salad.

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Snuzzlebuns@reddit

So, what we call a potato salad is a "potato and mayo bowl" in the UK, then?

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iamjacksalteredego@reddit

Yeah but calling it exactly what it is sounds

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-Ignorant_Slut-@reddit

Egg salad counts, damnit!

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Intrepid-Constant-34@reddit

“A salad is a dish of mixed, usually small pieces of food, often including raw or cooked vegetables, fruits, grains, meats, or seafood. They are typically served chilled or at room temperature, often tossed with a condiment or dressing for flavor.”

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YamDankies@reddit

But it is, by definition, a salad.

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CatJebusPepsi@reddit

I'm on your side with this one, my go to is sweet relish.

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Major_Willingness234@reddit

I omit the relish and use sliced Spanish olives. 🫒

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M0rgarella@reddit

That would change the palette drastically but I am on board with a version that includes olives. Would be far more savory

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Major_Willingness234@reddit

It’s so good. It’s how my mom made it, so it’s how I make it. I do use dill relish in my tuna salad, though.

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Ruining_Ur_Synths@reddit

egg salad sandwich, too much mayo, but of mustard

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pilsnerd11@reddit

I do onion and celery for a fresh crunch and bit of dill and lemon zest to brighten it up

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kosherhalfsourpickle@reddit

I add pickle relish to mine too.

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Extension-Soft9877@reddit (OP)

i guess lol, i've actuallyn ot had egg salad before, nor have i had egg salad sandwiches before until recently which opened up my palate to try make it myself

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Ledzep0521@reddit

I'm weirdly for the idea of onions in my egg salad. So now you're opening the palate of others

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BOMBURZ@reddit

Are u not supposed to do this 😭

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Ledzep0521@reddit

The rules are, there ain't no rules

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sad_handjob@reddit

horseradish or paprika would work well here, pickled onions or dare I say nutmeg

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ehfrehneh@reddit

Just needs some black pepper and maybe some crispy bacon.

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fartsonyourmom@reddit

Would you like some wet egg with your egg?

Sounds good and looks pretty good though. I would put a little less mayo and a little more mustard for my degenerate taste.

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Practical_Art969@reddit

"She calls it a Mayonegg"

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uncutpizza@reddit

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drivelikedingus@reddit

As Anne as the nose on plain's face.

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Mother-Valuable7568@reddit

...her?

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chingostarr@reddit

Her?

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packageofcrips@reddit

I don't feel so good

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Thunder8277@reddit

A single teaspoon of mustard for two whole sandwiches? Could you even taste that?

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No_Improvement_7241@reddit

Bruh have you ever heard of egg salad? Because that's pretty much what you just put on your sandwich disassembled.

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thelingletingle@reddit

So….an egg salad sandwich

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TopFun694@reddit

I always add a dash of pickle juice in the mix

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S3XWITCH@reddit

That’s my moms trick too ❤️

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LedVapour@reddit

This is what I did making egg salad professionally. +100 points for you friend

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7AutomaticDevine7@reddit

I add a little dill relish, no celery, to mine. I'm liking this juice idea!

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whodisweirdguy@reddit

I'm gonna recreate this when I have time. My mouth is watering tbh

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frenchmans-hole@reddit

That looks fucking disgusting and I love egg salad sandwiches with a passion.

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Extension-Soft9877@reddit (OP)

Some would even call this… shitty..

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frenchmans-hole@reddit

Well I feel like a horses spitute. I didn’t realize where I was. I’ll leave now.

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maezrrackham@reddit

you made the best egg mayo sandwich? wow, you should take a picture of it and post it

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SkynetLurking@reddit

Any chance you used soft boiled eggs for this?

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greenjellol@reddit

wouldn’t count this as shitty

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Sufficient_Caramel83@reddit

Eastern European mustard is top tier ! I put it in everything

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Savings_Army3073@reddit

Salad cream is best.

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drivelhead@reddit

I was about to say exactly this. It's so much better than mayo!

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frenchornplaya1983@reddit

You guys aren't talking about the horrible slop that is miracle whip, correct?

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Ruining_Ur_Synths@reddit

imagine its ww2 in the uk. mayo is made from eggs and oil both of which are limited during the war. So instead what becomes hugely popular is an older recipe for home made 'boiled dressing' but is now commercialized.

they make mayo, but they also add in a bunch of water and vinegar, to the point where there is more water and vinegar than mayo, but because its emulsified in the mayo it sort of holds together as a more watery mayo with a vinegar flavor. Now you can make 2x as much salad cream as you could have had mayo, and sell it.

then the war ends the uk never moves on. they still think beans on toast is a meal, and they still like their watery vinegary salad cream.

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frenchornplaya1983@reddit

Dear sweet Lord...... We're really not gonna make it, are we.

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Ruining_Ur_Synths@reddit

when people from the uk say americans are fat, just understand that the people in the uk would be no better if there were any food there people would actually want to eat.

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denvercasey@reddit

So imagine a runnier version of miracle whip. And try not to gag at that description.

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zerovampire311@reddit

Like Miracle Whip and jizz, but tasty

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Gauntlets28@reddit

I think it's similar, but I've never seen it around so I couldn't give you a comparison.

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Ok_Tea_6598@reddit

Do you fry your onion?

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Extension-Soft9877@reddit (OP)

No, I want whoever I speak to to know exactly the contents of my stomach after eating this

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Cool_Ad9326@reddit

Id omit the onions for tomatoes (or soak the onions first because onion egg breath ain't my thing) and 100% use salad cream, but you absolutely got the bread right. That's a game changer

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Extension-Soft9877@reddit (OP)

this is the first time ive heard of salad cream, honestly ive not seen them in shops around me but it does sound really good, its basically vinegar mayo

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AdamPowers22@reddit

It’s amazingly good, like a mix of salad dressing and mayo. Perfect in a ham sandwich

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Cool_Ad9326@reddit

Kinda! You've basically made it in your sandwich there. It's a lower oil content and higher vinegar content with mustard added.

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the_ammar@reddit

sourdough is overrated for sandwiches.. I will not change my opinion

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Sufficient_Caramel83@reddit

Totally agree. It’s fine for toast with pate, or smashed avocado, but useless as an actual sandwich. Far too dry .

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DazzlingLeather1503@reddit

Egg salad

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Embarrassed-Cause250@reddit

Thank you! Definitely going to try this! I have heard that Kewpi Mayo and fluffy white milk bread make a mean egg salad sandwich!

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Practical-March-6989@reddit

Show us a nice picture of it then.

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lilVerNi@reddit

Would

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eyetracker@reddit

That's your problem, you're not supposed to use shoe polish in your mustard

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TheWorldDiscarded@reddit

As I get older I feel obligated to leave out half the egg yolks, and swap half the mayo with high protein Greek yogurt.

Sometimes I'll dice some pickles up in there, or add whatever spice I happen to be craving.

Sometimes I'll use one of the various fancy mustards that are typically on rotation in my pantry as well. Horse radish mustard is an especial favourite of mine lately.

If I'm going to skip the bread, I might add some crunch via some kind of nut to the mix.

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TheBestThingIEverSaw@reddit

Fart sandwiches

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elevenblade@reddit

A little dill relish is good too

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Yellowstone73@reddit

Is r/shittyfoodporn doing gourmet food now? Looks tasty!

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SpiketheFox32@reddit

Little bit of paprika will send this. Trust me

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tortoiseshellgreen@reddit

If you're already at the polish shop, get the mayonnaise 'kielecki' it's gonna level your sandwich up even further

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Elipetvi@reddit

Undiscover it

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uncutpizza@reddit

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Timejinx@reddit

Ngl that looks good af and I'm not even a fan of egg salad

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sandwizard9@reddit

looks nasty but im glad you were able to enjoy it

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SailAwayMatey@reddit

Also discovered, posting this here wasn't a good idea.

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Snoo_4496@reddit

Japanese mayo yum but just 2 eggs and Dijon mustard is good enough for me

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yallmight2020@reddit

Looks good- your probably enjoy Japanese egg salad too- it's very simple and emphasizes the creaminess of the eggs

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comatrices@reddit

There are practically infinite combinations of things you can fill a sandwich with, and you chose this...

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Remarkable-Pass-2066@reddit

No pickle? Pinch of dill?

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Extension-Soft9877@reddit (OP)

im gonna hold your pickle when i say this.... i hate pickles sjkfhsdfjks

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Remarkable-Pass-2066@reddit

Holding my what now

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Mother-Valuable7568@reddit

Penis

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SuperDizz@reddit

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Remarkable-Pass-2066@reddit

Came for the sandwich, came.

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Mother-Valuable7568@reddit

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Remarkable-Pass-2066@reddit

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Mother-Valuable7568@reddit

Yo. I was on board till this.

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Timely-Cry-8366@reddit

I hate pickles and the taste of dill as well. I keep trying to make myself like them, but it never works. It sucks because they’re a great cold summer snack.

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Palanki96@reddit

please get some proper bread, it doesn't have to be sourdough. that sad shit just looks and tastes like sadness

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gymbaggered@reddit

Put it in a croissant

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Palanki96@reddit

put what in a croissant

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Western_1993@reddit

No you didnt. It has onion inside???

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Funny_Bunny_LG@reddit

If you like a crunch pared onion cubed like the ones that come out of the veggie dicer

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Fuhkiku@reddit

Red onions too, peakkk

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Legate_Raiden@reddit

Needs paprika, a little pepper, and some diced tomato

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ikannunAneeuQ@reddit

So egg salad lol

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LeBneg@reddit

My guy here fartmaxxing

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MagicSwordMagic@reddit

and that’s fine. We aren’t coworkers… afaik👀

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Electronic_House2272@reddit

Why not add some lettuce?

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jetpack2625@reddit

needs more veggies imo

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Extension-Soft9877@reddit (OP)

sometimes i eat them with some slices salted tomatos and cucumbers on the side, but i dont like putting it inside the micture, makes it a lil soggy imo

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Also: toast the white bread

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