A toilet lid you poo directly onto that weighs your poo
Posted by useofcat@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 17 comments
Posted by useofcat@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 17 comments
XROOR@reddit
Design a special fabric eraser to clear the poop scale for the next patron!
zoppaTheDim@reddit
Isn’t this just the function of portable toilets for camping?
arsinoe716@reddit
Weigh yourself before and after you poo.
Get_your_grape_juice@reddit
Alternatively you could measure the water displacement when the poo goes in.
FengSushi@reddit
That’s what Newton did
MakeoutPoint@reddit
You-reek-ugh
useofcat@reddit (OP)
Now you’re being dense.
peachcloudling@reddit
This starts as health tracking and turns into a competitive sport.
useofcat@reddit (OP)
My friends and I have a tradition of making a “log book” when we go on vacations together. We track how many times we each “drop a log” and compete for the winner by the end of the trip.
Zailema0s@reddit
Weigh yourself before and after pooping 😎
NativeMasshole@reddit
Don't the Japanese already have something like this?
OldEquation@reddit
And internet connectivity so you can share and compare with friends and colleagues.
myusernameblabla@reddit
All this exists already.
useofcat@reddit (OP)
My friends and I have a tradition of creating a ‘log book’ while on vacations together. We record how many times we each use the restroom to ‘drop a log’ and compete for first place by the end of the trip.
No-Bake-730@reddit
I have a scale and can do subtractions...
MakeoutPoint@reddit
Compromise: poo on the scale
No-Bake-730@reddit
I've done pretty impressive work but I don't think a human-scale scale (...) is made to precisely measure small weights. I'd have to get a kitchen scale.