Cold rice and refried beans on a microwaved sesame bagel with margarine
Posted by lostbutnotgone@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 18 comments
It honestly hits
Ruining_Ur_Synths@reddit
why would you microwave the bagel but no the rice?!
lostbutnotgone@reddit (OP)
Didn't have a choice with the bagel, it was frozen. It was like 4am and I just needed something in my tummy so my body would let me sleep
Ruining_Ur_Synths@reddit
you misunderstand. There's nothing wrong with microwaving the bagel. why didn't you microwave the rice?
lostbutnotgone@reddit (OP)
I honestly don't know. I think I was just so tired I decided the extra 30 seconds to nuke the beans and rice wasn't worth it. Must consume slop so I can sleep
erogenouszones@reddit
Why not all together? Throw the bagel and the noodley beany rice together
emptyevessel@reddit
Bread is going to end up overheating before the beans, even if it’s frozen.
hatecriminal@reddit
You can toaster frozen bagels, btw
lostbutnotgone@reddit (OP)
Don't have a toaster
hatecriminal@reddit
That makes me sad. Sorry bro.
lostbutnotgone@reddit (OP)
No worries, I'll get one eventually! I make do
warriorwoman534@reddit
The only thing I take exception to is the margarine. Butter is better.
erogenouszones@reddit
A lot of people give me flak because I’ll eat pretty much anything at room temp or fridge temp. Chef Boyardee, straight from the fucking can. Cold steak, pizza, pasta, I mean so much, I’ll tear it up regardless of temperature.
But rice? For whatever reason, I can’t do cold rice. Of all things, it becomes a texture thing.
GentrifriesGuy@reddit
lostbutnotgone@reddit (OP)
Sometimes I make burritos out of refried, rice, salsa, and boiled broccoli. I try not to eat that before being around other people for obvious reasons.....
National_Welder7175@reddit
That has more noodle then rice and you never mentioned noodles
lostbutnotgone@reddit (OP)
Oh right, it's labeled as Spanish "rice" but I think it's mostly vermicelli. One of those packet deals. It had waaaaay too much salt and I should've read the package but shit, it was like 90 cents
userdeath@reddit
I choose death.
lostbutnotgone@reddit (OP)
Don't worry, there's spices in the beans!