Anon canon height | TheaterFire

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MortalAlpha6@reddit

Don’t even need to be 5’3 and I’m there with you

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RyanTedderisonreddit@reddit

5'8.5 and i feel the same way lol, the promise of getting limb lengthening in a few years is the only reason im still here

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TokesNHoots@reddit

I’m 5’7 and a gal. I wanna be taller. I would hate being 5’3. How tf you supposed to seriously argue with a chipmunk

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liamxparker@reddit

I’m a 6’0 woman, count your blessings. 5’7-5’9 is the sweet spot of being a “tall” woman.

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PlentyOMangos@reddit

I dated a 6’0 woman and I loved it, she was my first and we were together for years

Same height as me, and taller if she wore heels. Never bothered me; quite the opposite in fact

I think there’s just something about the presence of a tall woman that I enjoy, I always have. Even before I dated I always had crushes on tall girls. High school crush who I went to dances with was also about my height

Why do you say that 6’0 is too tall? I know it’s probably hard to find clothes that fit well off the rack, but is it just things like that or is it more like feeling too tall for society’s standards or something?

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TokesNHoots@reddit

I wear size 10 shoes and it’s difficult to find shoes I can wear sometimes lol.

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PlentyOMangos@reddit

I was gonna say you and I could nearly share shoes at that size but then I remembered womens’ sizes are… what, 2 sizes down from mens’?

I guess I’m not familiar with womens’ shoe sizes but I’m surprised that you have a hard time, that doesn’t seem like a terribly large shoe size for a woman at all. I’m sure that is annoying tho, to feel so limited by something like that

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liamxparker@reddit

women’s shoes are 2 sizes UP from mens. a US woman’s size 11 is equal to a man’s size 9ish.

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TokesNHoots@reddit

I’m a size 8 in men’s yeah. For sneakers it’s easy to get them but heels or nice flats are difficult for me to get in my size.

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onarainyafternoon@reddit

This comment is both mean and kinda silly, since being 5’7 for a woman is like the perfect height. But being 5’3 for a man is an entirely different experience.

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veterispoops@reddit

The smallest ones cut the deepest in my experience

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ReturnRadio@reddit

My ex wife was 4'11" 😪

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xtrqw@reddit

Terrible base stats. Try transmaxxing.

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Bockanator@reddit

I feel like this but I'm 9ft tall.

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Zermist@reddit

I’m 10’8” sometimes it makes me so mad I pick up boulders and throw them back onto the forest floor

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BiggestChad@reddit

As someone who is 5’6 the 5’3 guys should do it

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Mobile_Ask2480@reddit

I put a gun in my mouth and fire but I was too short and the bullet went above my head

🫩

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ya_boi_kaneki@reddit

one more and they have a full dwarf squad and can do deep dives

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burymylife@reddit

Doom of Mokhaiotl is a solo boss

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ElectricSix_@reddit

Hoping to spoon those BiS platform boots

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ShaneBroh@reddit

Did I hear a rock and stone?

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Bsketti@reddit

FOR KARL

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Joly_keep@reddit

ROCK AND STONE

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No-Royal-1863@reddit

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MetaKnightsNightmare@reddit

r/shortguys is the worst, r/short is marginally better, it's not as filled with incels and doesn't exclude women.

It still has a lot of young guys upset about their height, I used to try to help, I'm 5'4" and doing pretty good overall, the future isn't really that bleak for short men, a few of them just complain really loudly lol.

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Previous_Air_9030@reddit

Same energy as big dick problems.

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bigelangstonz@reddit

Indeed

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BottomContributor@reddit

I'm 6'1 (6'2" w/shoes). One time I got into an elevator and then two dudes who were like 6'6" and 6'9" got in. I thought to myself, "this is what it probably feels like to be short. I would totally blow my brains out if I was."

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Old-Suggestion-7552@reddit (OP)

FEEL OUR PAIN

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Valuable_Pear9654@reddit

heheh

anon-canon

GUARDS, READY THE ANON CANNON

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Average_reddit_usser@reddit

Dearf or femboy, choose anon

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Severe_Fishing_2193@reddit

imagine being 5'3, fucking losers. (im 5'4)

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Idiot_of_Babel@reddit

No human rights for those <170cm

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Next-Use6943@reddit

Women?

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Dregaz@reddit

Especially not those things

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frogsRfriends@reddit

See second word /ungreen: this is a joke

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cragon_dum@reddit

disclaimer 😭🙏

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NoShit_94@reddit

Did he stutter?

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McFaze@reddit

fake and gay

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PenguinBomb@reddit

5ft here. Life's great, actually.

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RageinaterGamingYT@reddit

Anon should get his brains blown out in the other way

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AzureValkyrie@reddit

I think 5'3 moids are underselling themselves. It's really fun to pick them up and hide them in my cleavage like a tiny fairy.

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bigelangstonz@reddit

Well being 5'6 doesn't seem all that bad now

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cheese0muncher@reddit

Hey, at least shorter people live longer...

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deloreaninatardis@reddit

Yeah whatever buddy. Good luck reaching the gun cabinet.

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GuyOfNugget@reddit

6' 4" 300 pound lard ass here

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Friendlypyromaniac@reddit

The answer is there, anon. the swedish shark plush awaits you.

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DannyBright@reddit

All you gotta do is grow a beard and start dwarfmaxxing

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MathematicianNew2770@reddit

🤣 why is this even funny

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lokaps@reddit

It's maybe bad luck if you're straight

There are probably so many guys who wish they could be your height to be a cute lil femboy

But seriously, even if you are straight, once people are adults it doesn't seem to matter much. I've seen so many married couples where the guy is short.

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onarainyafternoon@reddit

I mean, it definitely still matters. But it probably doesn’t matter as much as men tend to think. That being said, the guys who are really short (like 5’3) have it rough. I do feel quite bad for those men. I interact with the public a lot though and I’ve seen many couples that were both very short like that, so it’s not impossible. You just have to learnt to be charming and outgoing tbh. It’s a skill like anything else. But the guys that are 5’7 are usually in their own heads. That’s the average height for women, and most women are willing to date someone that’s just as tall as them.

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lokaps@reddit

I'm not saying it isn't a factor. I happened to be tall so I almost never think about height. Almost everyone I've known or seen is shorter than me, except for this one time I was at a hotel for my aunt's wedding and it just so happened a basketball team was there. So like 10-20 guys taller than me walked by, I was close to some of them but it did feel weird looking up to see their faces. Even looking up one or two inches feels weird, and it makes me wonder what people think when they see me.

But of all the couples I've seen older than me, most of the guys are under 6'. I feel like people my age got taller in general, but maybe that's just who I know.

I work in public too, and I see people of all heights in couples. One of my favorite woman coworkers had an especially short husband. He's a really cool guy. Does animal rescue for his work. And I saw lots of couples who look the same.

I can't understand it fully, because it isn't my experience. I can say that I've seen it work out lots of times, so I hope nobody gives up based on that. It is probably harder, but it's way off from impossible.

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