What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?
Posted by TAckhouse1@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 141 comments
Posted by TAckhouse1@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 141 comments
InitialKoala@reddit
Never mind that shit. Here comes Mongo!
soddenoppossum@reddit
Thank you. Thank you so much for that laugh. Very well done
PIB_OnOn@reddit
Oh my, I did not recognize Mr Johnson until you posted that.
BRLY@reddit
Anyone seen (snow)Bunny?
Grow_away_420@reddit
Your names Johnson, my names Johnson, get on with it then
LarsThorwald@reddit
Ve vill cut hoff your HOWARD CHOHNSON
HeffalumpGlory@reddit
Oh, congrats. This is the funniest thing I have read on reddit in a very long time. You are a funny rascal.
sci-fi-rec@reddit
These crossover threads are why I’m here
ChicagoDash@reddit
I don't need your sympathy, man, I need my fucking Johnson!
Telepornographer@reddit
What do you need that for, Dude?
Dweebil@reddit
For his special lady friend. He’s helping her conceive.
Sarcasm_Llama@reddit
His name's Johnson? That's your name dude!
Express_Area_8359@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donny.
snukebox_hero@reddit
This comment is gonna roll its way into the semis
Sonova_Vondruke@reddit
Strong Men also Cry.
thejoylessheart@reddit
He thinks the rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists did this?
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. Could you repeat that?
DudeB5353@reddit
Fucking FASCIST
Radiant-Crab-1527@reddit
Stay out of Rockridge, deadbeat!
LarsThorwald@reddit
These are simple people. The common clay of the new west. You know. Nihilists.
G-Unit11111@reddit
Nihilists? Fuck me.
DudeB5353@reddit
Fuckin Nazis
Dr_Middlefinger@reddit
It's was a damn kid... 8 year olds, dude.
Scuba_Steve_500@reddit
Kid shot me in the ass
G-Unit11111@reddit
Say what you want about the tenants of national socialism, at least it's an ethos.
DoctorEnn@reddit
Authentic Frontier Gibberish.
TheMightyPushmataha@reddit
You joke, but perhaps you’re ROBBLLEBRABBLEMEMEMEME
DoctorEnn@reddit
Never mind that shit! Here comes MONGO!
Ancient_Composer9119@reddit
Mongo fixes the cable?
RonPaulHatesBIacks@reddit
How are you gonna keep ‘em down on the farm once they’ve seen Mongo?
Objective-Pin-1045@reddit
I didn’t get a harump out of that guy.
DoctorEnn@reddit
Harrumph!
doozle@reddit
RAHREH.
LarsThorwald@reddit
Do you have to use so many cuss words?
DoctorEnn@reddit
The fuck you talkin' about?
MortgageRegular2509@reddit
He said, the sherrif’s a-near, Dude
snukebox_hero@reddit
We're you listening to the prospectors story?
TheRealBaboo@reddit
🔔
FrozenWaffleMaker@reddit
Ain't no sidewinding, bushwacking, nihilist gonna tell me what I can't say.
I_Am_Robert_Paulson1@reddit
Ribbin ✊️
PsychologicalSelf991@reddit
Oh blow it out your ass, Howard.
PvtHudson@reddit
That and a pair of testicles.
Dirtypoolgang@reddit
Never mind that shit, here comes Bunny.
AbruptMango@reddit
Von who?
SacThrowAway76@reddit
Another Schnitzen Gruben Dude?
MrCharles63@reddit
You know, Nietzsche says "out of chaos comes order"
Wooden-Dependent-686@reddit
Ive seen a lot of spinals dude
ArminTamzarrian@reddit
You would like, do it for Randolph Scott man!
betabry@reddit
RANDOLPH SCOTT!!!
guiltycitizen@reddit
Johnson’s?
UX-Edu@reddit
Alright! We’ll give some lands to the bums and the goldbrickers, but we don’t want the nihilists!
blaknight34@reddit
Aw prairie shit, everybody.
Alarmed_Drop7162@reddit
That and a Mr. Johnson.
EchoHawk1718@reddit
That and a pair of testicles
Tom_W_BombDill@reddit
Even when he was young he was old.
guitar_angel@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
Smoking a J on line, ehh? I hope you brought enough for everybody!!
guitar_angel@reddit
Someone a who uses their tongue purtier than a twenty dollar whore.
That and a pair of testicles.
godshula@reddit
Got any good Sarsaparilla?
PenZestyclose3857@reddit
That and a pair of testicles, by gum.
cgw3737@reddit
What movie is that, dude?
Alone_Warthog_9583@reddit
Blazing Saddles dude
5319Camarote@reddit
Bulk of the series…
Bagelsnlox@reddit
I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy's a fake. A goldbricker. This guy f*ing walks
FappingFopper@reddit
Is it DIX??
AdorableReading@reddit
Fought Dicks, remember when Richard Dicks (just got the joke in a joke, Dick Dicks) tried to take over this town?
Electronic_Dig4352@reddit
Dicks fighting Johnson’s
125acres@reddit
Food makes me sick
jolly_good_fella@reddit
How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
smkestcklghtn@reddit
Ahh blow it out your ass Howard
kimosabeisarealone@reddit
This guy’s a fake, a fucking goldbricker.
PapasGotABrandNewNag@reddit
I don’t know why you go around blaming-buh-buhhh—buh blam—buh blaming me
Joker1485@reddit
Never mind that shit
Junior_Lavishness_96@reddit
A HiSTORY OF ACHIEVEMENTS!! Without the use of your legs.
antisp1n@reddit
Well, that and a pocket watch.
tmofee@reddit
come on, dude. you'd do it for randolph scott...
GodOfPopTarts@reddit
Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo!
GX_EN@reddit
D-Flo1@reddit
Mango only walrus in game of bowling.
D-Flo1@reddit
What in the Wild Wild World of Sports are you blathering on about?
vandyke_browne@reddit
china-blast@reddit
Hedley Lamarr draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski.
Roderto@reddit
..Hedy?
quotientobject@reddit
This is 1874. You’ll be able to sue her!
quotientobject@reddit
This is 1874. You’ll be able to sue her!
Dr_Middlefinger@reddit
I get...no kick...from champaaaagggnnneee
florpynorpy@reddit
THE SHERIFF IS A (THUNG)
quotientobject@reddit
Look, nobody calls me Johnson. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man.
Roderto@reddit
They say that now, in London, England, even as we speak, the Queen is in her durned undies…
scapermoya@reddit
Somebody’s going to have to go to a cash machines and get a shitload of dimes!
snukebox_hero@reddit
Is there a cash machine around here?
eggsuckinggrandmama@reddit
“Alright we’ll give some land to the Lebowski Urban Achievers, but we DON’T WANT the Irish!”
snukebox_hero@reddit
Here let me fix this for you. “Alright we’ll give some land to the chinamen and pederasts, but we DON’T WANT the Irish!”
hawkeye5188@reddit
A Laurel… And Hardy handshake, as chairman of the welcoming committee
snukebox_hero@reddit
Please, chairman is not the preferred nomenclature.
Soulless--Plague@reddit
You make a hell of a Caucasian Jackie
snukebox_hero@reddit
I said the Sheriff is a fucking fascist!
BCBRam@reddit
But we don’t want the Irish!
tdmccarthy21@reddit
I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy.
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
No, confound it dag blangit! I said the chief of police of Malibu, is a real reac... 🔔 CLANG 🔔
Vprbite@reddit
Harumph makes a man
MilaVaneela@reddit
Hedley Lamarr treats objects like women, man!
Telepornographer@reddit
Stay out of Rockridge, deadbeat!
legalbeagle66@reddit
Give the Chief of Malibu Police a harrumph!!!
ILuvRossiTheKittyCat@reddit
You’re a Lebowski I’m a Lebowski.
The_ZombyWoof@reddit
Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
The Dude: Bowling, occupying various administration buildings, smoking thai sticks, and bowling.
Hedley Lamarr: You said bowling twice.
The Dude: I like bowling.
TAckhouse1@reddit (OP)
Best comment 😂
SmoovyJ@reddit
Dude.
AbruptMango@reddit
Redkellum@reddit
Dock that Nihilist a days pay for sleeping on the job.
pm_me_flowers_please@reddit
I meant a song, a real song, you know, like, "better run through the jungle"...
AbruptMango@reddit
It's not a winner, I couldn't fit lollygagging in there.
Significant-Phrase72@reddit
A rug that ties the room together?
SacThrowAway76@reddit
That rug really tied the frontier together.
dhlthecobra@reddit
Mr. Johnson draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lamarr.
The_Last_Mouse@reddit
"Is it a Howard Johnson?"
nothingtooserious@reddit
Will do nearly any task. And as for compensation, there’s little he would ask
MortgageRegular2509@reddit
All they ask in return, is a little plot of land…
Jayman44Spc@reddit
Bunny only pawn in game of life.
Cool-Coffee-8949@reddit
Ah, blow it out your ass, Brandt.
DetectiveParson@reddit
‘Scuse me while I roll this J
KKYBoneAEA@reddit
William J Le Petamaine draws alot of water in this town Lebowski!
BrandtCantWatch@reddit
Raaaanndooolph scooooottr
Crumby2222@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
fyrfyterx@reddit
What makes a Johnson
sci-fi-rec@reddit
Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload o toes.
cuntsaurus@reddit
That, and a pair of testicles
2wheelsThx@reddit
You don't go to a courtroom dressed like that, do ya? On a weekday?
Fluffy-Locksmith-678@reddit
Is this...what day is it?
Fluffy-Locksmith-678@reddit
Not that Johnson dude. The other Johnson. Howard Johnson
RunningPirate@reddit
The sheriff’s a real reactionary.
No-Transition-8375@reddit
Ah, blow it out your ass, Donny.
AbruptMango@reddit
Say what you like about the tenets of explosive flatulence, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
WangDoodleTrifecta@reddit
Mr. Johnson is right.
pm_me_flowers_please@reddit
Gabby Johnson is right, about Walter Johnson being right.
AZ-Sycamore@reddit
I agree that Mr Lebowski is right when he said that Mr Lebowski was right!
AbruptMango@reddit
Sycamore Lebowski is right!
bowzr4me@reddit
Fought Dix. Remember when Richard Dix came to town?
ExoticTrout@reddit
Yes, Yes, you told Brandt on the phone, he told me, Yes Yes
copperblood@reddit
Dude.
AltonBParker@reddit
WHAT ARE WE MADE OF?!?!?!
youropinionisrubbish@reddit
Well, that and a pair of testicles.